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Lindsay Lohan Proves Suicide Scars are the New Sad and Sexy Accessory of the Day

Here’s Lohan showing us the new sexy trend and that’s suicide scars. I don’t know why she’s traded in her vagina slips and slutty behavior in for suicide scars, but I do know they are fucking sexy

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Lindsay Lohan Proves Suicide Scars are the New Sad and Sexy Accessory of the Day

Miranda & Orlando’s Love In Bloom

The Christmas and New Years break holiday is one serious getaway for celebrities. Joining Lindsay Lohan and Gwen Stefani in St. Bart’s are Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr who we caught on a boat of the coast of the holiday hot spot.

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Miranda & Orlando’s Love In Bloom

Miranda Kerr’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

She’s a fucking bikini model, I don’t see how seeing her in a bikini in her spare time is supposed to be fucking exciting, it’d be like if someone posted pictures of me sitting naked on my stained couch on my shitty computer typing and except in my case, no one would know who I was, and I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t be jerking off to me, so maybe a better example would be a stripper taking off her shirt at an afterhours club while jacked on MDMA, it’s just expected behavior, despite how nice it may be, it’s not worth celebrating because when dealing with a slut, you’re dealing with a fucking slut, ya know….Here are the pics of her and Orlando Bloom cuz they are both Australian so it made sense to date, they understand each other’s white trash mentality. Pics via INF

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Miranda Kerr’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Lindsay Lohan and Her Sister in their Bathing Suits of the Day

There was a time Lohan was desperate enough to answer my text messages and emails. Those days are long gone and it hurts my feelings that she didn’t have the decency to break up with my, she just stopped answering me and it makes jerking off to her a very sad experience, but after lookin’ at these pics, it may not be because I’m emotionally shaken by being dropped, but more to do with how she looks. I’d still do her though…just putting that out there in case she’s desperate for a fat old man’s limp pathetic dick, I figure with the whole lesbian shit, a dick that looks like a clit would be a solid transition back to taking cock….here she is with her sister….

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Lindsay Lohan and Her Sister in their Bathing Suits of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s Bikini In Barths

Lindsay Lohan went low-key this year for her holiday celebrations.

Lindsay Lohan Swimsuit Pictures

If you ask me, there’s not much in this mixed up world more enjoyable than to watch a hot chick try on swimsuits in a sexy pair of heels. Here’s Lindsay Lohan and her delicious chesticles doing just that. I have to say that I’m impressed, if I were there I’d pay for the damn thing myself.

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The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest: January 4

Welcome to the latest edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest , where we ask readers to submit the funniest caption(s) for the celebrity picture below! Last week, this popular game featured a smoking, texting, likely drunk Lindsay Lohan . Today, we move on to a star with actual talent: Adam Lambert

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The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest: January 4

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Madness

It’s seems like every year this time Lindsay Lohan packs her swimsuits and bikinis and heads to a beach for some attention. Here she is in St Barths showcasing a few of them for our enjoyment. Personally, I like the one piece swimsuit the best.

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The Knowles-Gaddafi Conspiracy: Did Beyonce Rock New Year’s for Libyan Dictator’s Son?

Rachel Sklar , Mediaite’s executive editor and resident Lady Gaga Penis Conspiracy-debunker, might’ve found her Watergate.

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The Knowles-Gaddafi Conspiracy: Did Beyonce Rock New Year’s for Libyan Dictator’s Son?

Everyone Wants a Piece of Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson’s estate is doing pretty well these days, with the release of the album and film This Is It and the renewed interest in the late King of Pop in general. But it’s also dealing with claims adding up to tens of millions. Soon enough, the list of people who claim Michael Jackson owed them money will be longer than his FBI file

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Everyone Wants a Piece of Michael Jackson