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In White Folks News: Comedian Artie Lange’s Nose Completely Collapses After “Decades Of Drug Abuse” [Photos]

Source: Ivan Nikolov/WENN.com / WENN Comedian Shocks Social Media With Deformed Schnoz A veteran comedian named Artie Lange is shocking social media with his recent selfies. The posts feature a deformed version of his nose and he blames “decades” of doing drugs for the new look. From 1995 to 1997, Lange was a regular cast member of Mad TV. Starting in 1999, he played Norm Macdonald’s half-brother on the ABC comedy Norm  and is also known for his tenures on The Howard Stern Show . Folks who know the comedian recognize his face in the above photo. Here’s how he looks now: This is it but I believe her nose had a septum and had not been hideously deformed due to over 3 decades of drug abuse. pic.twitter.com/U2LmcnpI4B — Artie Lange (@artiequitter) December 25, 2018 According to  nj.com , “Lange has had to have surgery on his nose due to years of snorting cocaine and heroin — and one incident in which he accidentally snorted glass when trying to suck mashed OxyContin tablets — which left him with no septum and a lot of ribbing from his followers about his appearance.” Despite his struggles, he seems optimistic about rehab. “With the help of, in my eyes, a miracle legal medication called Suboxen, I tested negative for heroin. I haven’t used heroin in 41 days,” he tweeted in mid-December. He’s also still doing stand up in NYC, not hiding his face. I’m about to go on at The Fat Black Pussycat inside the Comedy Cellar empire. I’m clean guys. I swear. Will it last? I hope so. But I can’t sit inside and be what somebody ppl want me to be. I gotta take the risk. It’s the only life I know. I love u all. Peace Artie. pic.twitter.com/Me8FjcZslT — Artie Lange (@artiequitter) December 17, 2018 Drugs are bad, m’kay? Get well soon!

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SMH: Lindsay Lohan’s Drunken Stepmom Attacks Bus Driver Who Missed Her Stop…Allegedly

Source: Christopher Peterson / Getty Kate Major Lohan Allegedly Attacks Bieber Tourways Bus Driver Lindsay Lohan isn’t the only member of her family who’s got a few screws loose . Apparently, stepmom Kate Major Lohan (pictured above with Michael Lohan ) needs a check up from the neck up too . According to PEOPLE , Kate is out here committing Christmas crimes …having allegedly attacked a bus driver before trying to drive away. On Tuesday, Kate Major Lohan was traveling for the holidays on a Bieber Tourways coach bus in Allentown, Pennsylvania, when she allegedly attacked the bus driver and attempted to drive away,  The Allentown Morning Call  reported. Major Lohan, 36, of Boca Raton, Florida, was reportedly intoxicated during the incident and allegedly attacked the driver after she missed her Hellertown stop, the outlet said. Records of the incident were reportedly obtained by The Allentown Morning Call and if there’s any truth to what the records state, Lindsay Lohan’s stepmom was doing the absolute most. PEOPLE continues: Major Lohan became angry and scolded the driver for almost 20 minutes, demanding the bus stop. At the next stop in Lower Macungie Township, the driver got off the bus and Major Lohan followed her and allegedly attacked her. Court records stated that Major Lohan, who graduated from Allentown Central Catholic High School, grabbed the bus driver by the coat and refused to let her go, before rushing back onto the bus and attempting to drive away. Check out her mugshot here and let us know how you would’ve handled yourself in the same situation.

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Lindsay Lohan Hot in Paper Magazine of the Day

Lindsay Lohan got her amazing tits out for Paper Magazine, because despite what Arianna Grande thinks, Lohan is still fucking amazing, relevant, has the capacity to go viral and was clearly left out of Bootleg Grande’s video I didn’t watch, but that I know was Mean Girls Themed, and that her PR team emailed hit over 1 billion views in 4 days breaking some kind of record, because it was Mean Girls themed and thus relevant, and Mean Girls is only relevant cuz of Lohan, bringing this back full circle to that if Lohan was in the video, no one would even notice the bootleg Disney Kid who has been trying to be as relevant as Lohan for ever, but has only achieved on terror attack and one ex boyfriend who killed himself… I believe Lohan is my spirit animal that is connected to my soul – despite not really paying attention to her or her accents her crazy ass has….but I do support all she does with her tits out…cuz they are great tits…and are likely the reason I think of her as my spirit animal connected to my soul…. The post Lindsay Lohan Hot in Paper Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lindsay Lohan Exposes Cleavage, Explains Why She Got Punched In the Face

Remember when Kim Kardashian “broke the internet” with her ass-centric Paper magazine cover? Well, that iconic pic inspired more than just a Wreck-It Ralph sequel. Paper has been trying to recreate that web-shattering success ever since, but this year they’re relying less on nudity, and more on confessional interviews with the tabloid queens of yesteryear. First, Amanda Bynes opened up to the magazine revealing exactly what was going through her mind during the extended meltdown that brought an end to her acting career. Now, Lindsay Lohan is spilling the tea in hopes of receiving a similarly compassionate response from social media. There are two problems with that plan, of course: 1. Lindsay effed up so hard for so many years that it’s impossible to address all of her scandals in a single interview. 2. While Amanda was self-destructive, Lindsay often turns her destructive impulses outward , negatively impacting the lives of those who have the misfortune to cross her path: Lindsay Lohan Accuses Refugee Mother of Trafficking, Gets Punched in Face Remember when Lindsay got punched in the face while she was harassing a Middle Eastern family because she insanely assumed they had kidnapped their kids? Yeah, that’s some next-level bigoted paranoia, even by the standards of Trump Era America. So it’s a good thing that — even though Lindsay has a new reality show to promote — the folks at Paper decided to focus on that ugly incident in their Lindsay interview. We assume the interview basically started with, “So — what in the actual f–k was that?” At first, Linds, dodged the question, saying that she wouldn’t talk about it over the phone, but would tell her story face-to-face. Naturally, she totally failed made good on her promise: “There’s actresses, there’s several of them to my knowledge that don’t use Instagram or Twitter. But I feel like you sort of have to,” she said, by way of dodging the question. “It’s your way of controlling the narrative. I recently made the mistake of having my phone recording live video, and that I learned from,” Lindsay added. “But I think it’s also important because if you’re doing something and you want to give direct access to your fans, you can contact them and see their thoughts and get an opinion.” So after offering that lofty explanation over the phone, Linds flew into NYC from Mykonos like some coke-fueled Carmen SanDiego. She showed up to her Paper photoshoot on time (which her publicist hilariously told the reporter “to note”), but when the subject of her one-woman anti-human trafficking campaign came up, Lindsay was, unsurprisingly, “too tired” to talk. “I read the situation wrong,” she later said in an e-mailed statement. “I’ve learned from it. And that’s all I have to say.” Thanks for that insight, Linds. Anytime you get punched in the face and the whole world applauds, we think it’s safe to say you “read the situation wrong.” “I would love to know why I get constantly clobbered in the press,” Lindsay said in her interview. “I could do 99 things right and one thing wrong, but it’s that one thing that will be focused on.” Well, Lindsay, when the one thing you did wrong is harass an immigrant family for the crime of having accents, yeah — people are gonna focus on that. Asked about her hard-partying ways, the 32-year-old former actress stated that those days are behind her … for the most part. “I like to have fun, but that doesn’t mean I need to go out and drink and be crazy,” Lohan told the mag. “I have a good relationship with that. It’s funnier to watch other people party.” Wait, so she’s out there playing ICE agent completely sober?! Jeez, this situation is more serious than we thought. View Slideshow: Lindsay Lohan Is “Canceled Forever” After Bashing #MeToo Movement

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Rita Ora Delivers Hotness

As usual Rita Ora delivers the goods. I swear she’s really becoming my favorite singer of all time. Even though I haaven’t heard one song from her, I can tell the girl can move. And if she can move, she can lip sync and that’s all you need these days to be an artist.                

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Ariana Grande Works It Good In Hew New Music Video

Here’s is Ariana Grande ‘s new music video and it looks like she is paying tribute to Mean Girls. I bet Lindsay Lohan is super excited about that! Anyway, she is hot and I’m digging some of her dance moves. I just wish the song was better Little Tuna can’t move to this beat.                  

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Southwest Airlines Apologizes, Says No One Should Laugh at the Name Abcde

The internet lost its mind after learning that a woman named her actual daughter “Abcde.” The furious mother complained that her child had been mocked by an airline employee who couldn’t believe the name on the boarding pass. Now, Southwest Airlines is apologizing profusely. Traci Redford says that her 5-year-old daughter, whose actual name is Abcde, was insulted and mocked by an airline employee. The girl’s name is pronounced ab-city . And yes, it is objectively funny on every level. However, Traci was not amused when a Southwest Airlines employee at John Wayne Airport in California laughed at the name on her daughter’s boarding pass. She was even less amused that the employee apparently photographed the girl’s name on the boarding pass in order to share it on social media. Now, Southwest has issued an apology. In a statement to People , Southwest Airlines profusely apologized for their employee’s very human reaction. “We extend our sincere apology to the family,” the statement begins. “We take great pride in extending our Southwest Hospitality to all of our Customers,” Southwest continues. The statement continues: “which includes living by the Golden Rule and treating every individual with respect, in person or online.” “The post is not indicative of the care, respect, and civility we expect from all of our Employees,” the airline says. “We have followed up with the Employee involved,” Southwest’s apology continues. That sounds … unpleasant for everyone involved. “And,” Southwest says. “While we do not disclose personnel actions publicly.” The statement continues: “we are using this as an opportunity to reinforce our policies.” Hopefully, that means making it a teaching moment, rather than making an example of those involved. “And,” Southwest concludes, they are working to “emphasize our expectations for all Employees.” Traci Redford spoke about the ordeal that her daughter experienced at the airport. “The gate agent started mocking my child’s name, laughing” Traci described. Traci said that the employee was “pointing at me and my daughter and talking to other employees.” “So,” Traci described. “I turned around and just said, ‘Hey, I can hear you, so if I can hear you, my daughter can, too. I’d appreciate it if you’d just stop.'” Apparently her daughter was puzzled: “She asked me, ‘Mom, why is she laughing at my name?’” “And,” Traci continued. “I said, ‘You know, honey, not everybody is nice, and not everyone is going to be nice, and it’s unfortunate.'” “While I was sitting there,” Traci accused. “She took a picture of my boarding pass and chose to post it on social media.” Traci clearly resents the employee apparently “mocking my daughter,” “It was actually brought to my attention by somebody who had seen it on Facebook,” Traci reveals. Yeah, we do have to say that, laughter may be involuntary, but uploading to social media? That’s a choice. (The “thirst” equivalent of this situation would be, like, the Alex From Target incident) “And,” Traci concluded, she “reported it to Southwest Airlines.” Children cannot help their names. Even adults have to go to court in order to get their names legally changed, and it takes time and money. As funny as a name like Abcde may be, it is totally inappropriate for anyone — especially an employee in the service industry — to mock a child to her face. Children can be very sensitive to these things. Instead, people should focus their ire on the mother, who cursed her with that name — which looks like a joke or a typo — in the first place. Someone who is not a Southwest employee should have explained to her that she was setting up her daughter for decades of ridicule. From elementary school classrooms to job applications, her daughter is going to face challenges that she does not deserve because of that name. View Slideshow: 22 People That Are Actually Named This

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Ariana Grande Releases "Thank U, Next" Music Video and You HAVE to See It!

Stop what you're doing right this very instant. Seriously, whatever it is that you're doing, just leave it, because there is no way it is more important than this. Because Ariana Grande has just dropped her music video for “Thank U, Next.” And it is more important than literally everything. Or, OK, no, that's not right. Obviously some things are more important, though we can't name anything specifically right at this moment. But if you're browing around the web and you found yourself here, in this space, then this is the only thing that matters. It's just … this music video is so good? It barely even makes sense how good it is, honestly. See, she took a few different iconic teen movies like Mean Girls, Bring It On, and Legally Blonde and then put her own spin on it. Remember in Mean Girls when different high school students talked about Regina George and all the wild things she's done? In Ariana's video, we have people like YouTuber Miranda Sings saying “One time on Twitter, I heard Ariana was pregnant, so I got pregnant so we can be pregnant at the same time.” Jonathan Bennett, the actor who played Lindsay Lohan's love interest, Aaron Samuels in the movie, said “Ariana Grande told me my hair looked sexy pushed back. She's not wrong.” In a reference to the Pete Davidson engagement , another person said “Ariana broke off an engagement, so I found a guy to propose to me and I broke off an engagement.” So it's all just these nostalgic scenes from these beloved movies spliced in with Ariana and gossip and drama from her real life. How can you not love it?! Next we see Ariana lying on a bed, making a burn book, just like the characters from Mean Girls. She has pages in the book devoted to her exes — except for Mac Miller. It's not in the video, but she revealed on Twitter that his photo is in a frame by her bed for this scene. On Big Sean's page, we can see that she wrote “so cute” and “so sweet,” and what kind of looks like “could still get it,” which is hilarious. For Ricky Alvarez, she wrote “great dancer,” “good times man” and “friends forever,” which is very sweet. Interestingly enough, on Pete's page she put “I love u always,” “HUUUUUUUUGE,” and “sry I dipped.” After that, we see Ariana and friends up on a stage doing that classic “Jingle Bell Rock” dance — you remember the one. But you know in Mean Girls when Regina's mom, played by Amy Poehler, filmed the whole thing from the audience? THAT ROLE IS PLAYED BY KRIS JENNER. Did we mention how good this video is? For the second verse, Ariana moved on to Bring It On, complete with a cheerleading routine, and then she threw in a little 13 Going on 30, too. And for the bridge, this whole big, beautiful Legally Blonde scene happened, including an actual scene with Jennifer Coolidge, the actress who played Elle Woods' nail tech pal in the movie. “But wait,” you may be wondering, “if she did Legally Blonde, was there a cute little dog in a sweater? Did she bend and snap?” You know there was, and you know she did. Really, this whole video is just amazing, and it's more than we deserve. But hey, that's Ariana Grande for you , right? Watch the video in all of its glory below:

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The EMAs Happened and Here are the Sluts of the Day

Pop culture is so shit. Pop music so shit. Celebrity so shit. Award shows so shit. This site by default so shit. The pics probably seen by anyone who cares about this shit on instagram which is shit. Owned by facebook which is shit…but the only salvation this whole thing had…was that Lindsay Lohan was there…so you know it was top tier…top quality…international slut behavior to promote garbage no one even likes but are forced to listen to because that’s how programming from the media works. Lindsay Lohan was there cuz she’s Eurotrash More HERE Hailee Steinfeld 1/4 Black so she Can Use the N Word and Not Get Fired….looking better than ever…fit as fuck…jerk off to her…she wants it….sick fuck…..All these celebs jacking up their faces..it’s like standard practice these days. MORE HERE BEBE REXHA Albanian THIGHS MORE HERE Dua Lipa Albanian with the Biggest Shoulders in Music…or is it the smallest head on some Beetlejuice shit – who knows…maybe her fan does? More CLICK HERE BEBE REXHA and DUA LIP Dancing for Albanian Pop Culture Takeover…. Ana Fernandez – Whoever That is… More HERE Cami Cabello in a Red Dress More CLICK HERE Cody Simpson’s Sister Ashlee was there with Diana Ross’ Son in Diana Ross’ Outfits MORE HERE Laura Whitmore Whoever the Fuck That Is MORE CLICK HERE Nick Minaj – a Monster – with Tits More HERE Jourdan Dunn – Isn’t She Supposed to be at a Fashion Show? The post The EMAs Happened and Here are the Sluts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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‘Bossip on WEtv’ Recap: NeNe Leakes Judges Housewife Tag Lines

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Source: David Livingston / Getty Tonight’s fun on Bossip on WEtv is all about Kanye West being annoying, Lindsay Lohan getting faded and Iyanla actually fixing the Braxton Family’s lives (hopefully). Even Kim is tired of  Kanye, because, on a recent episode of Keeping up With the Kardashians, she vents to Khloe about how he threw a tantrum because Kim had Jesus band-aids in their house instead of skin color band-aids and how could he be seen wearing a loud Jesus band-aid? The horror!   In other news, Lindsay Lohan has adopted a weird wannabe Arab accent and she got punched in the face for messing with some Syrian refugees. She had it in her mind that their kids were being trafficked, tried to take the kids and got the Syrian Fists of Fury laid on her. Get this, she live-streamed her beat down!  On tonight’s episode of Braxton Family Drama Values, Iyanla Vanzant actually got to the bottom of their issues and seems to have actually fixed their lives. She even got Tamar to commit to choosing to be a better person. That’s going to be hard, but mmmkay. Finally, the episode winds down with special guest, Nene Leakes. She discussed  Gregg’s health, which is said to be turning around, but also her Swag Boutique in Georgia and Florida, and of course Real Housewives of Atlanta.  As far as RHOA , NeNe puts to bed the rumors that nene is responsible for casting the show. She is not but she has had to do a, “me or them” situation. She’ll never tell who it was, but hopefully, people will stop trying to act like she’s a casting director.   View this post on Instagram   When you’re auditioning for #RHOA and you’re telling #NeNeLeakes about your tagline. You play toooooo much @ronniejordan!!! ______ See more #BOSSIP tonight at 10 on @bossip_wetv! A post shared by Bossip.com (@bossipofficial) on Oct 4, 2018 at 5:37pm PDT     View this post on Instagram   Does @neneleakes think she’ll be invited to #KenyaMoore’s baby shower? Plus she talks #PorshaWilliams’ pregnancy and the new season of #RHOA. ____________ See more #NeNeLeakes tonight at 10 on @bossip_wetv ! A post shared by Bossip.com (@bossipofficial) on Oct 4, 2018 at 2:31pm PDT   Nene’s time on the show winds down with her judging the rest of the cast’s housewife lines and it’s hilarious. RELATED POSTS Bossip on WETV Recap: Hat-Fishing Men Get Put On Blast ‘BOSSIP on WEtv’ Debuts TONIGHT!

‘Bossip on WEtv’ Recap: NeNe Leakes Judges Housewife Tag Lines