Lindsay Lohan fell. It brought me great joy. She’s been falling for the last 10 years, on the regular, if you were to google it you’d see her falling all over the place. Maybe her meds, drugs, drinking, starving herself make her dizzy, maybe she can’t handle the heels, I mean the one and only time I spent the night with her – she fell on her fucking face…but I didn’t see her drink, she just locked herself in the bedroom with her friend Juliette and railed enough cocaine to kill a small animal, but not enough cocaine to think that dancing to her music album in her heels and pajama pants was a bad idea….those were the days…2009…when I peaked..it’s been all downhill since…5 years of emptiness…but at least there’s still Lohan, living, alive, falling…amazing…
When Joan Rivers died following a routine surgical procedure in August, the doctors in charge of the operation were accused of negligence and malpractice by a number of medical experts and media outlets. Joan Rivers Photos: One of a Kind 1. R.I.P. Joan Rivers (1933-2014) R.I.P. Joan Rivers (1933-2014). She will never be forgotten. Investigations revealed a number of suspicious details, such as the fact that Rivers’ doctor snapped a selfie while the operation was underway. Rivers’ cause of death remained undetermined following a standard autopsy, so the office of New York’s Chief Medical Examiner launched an investigation of its own. The results – released today – show that Rivers died from a lack of oxygen to her brain, possibly as the result of the sedative Propofol. The Examiner has labeled the incident a “predictable complication.” It now looks as though no criminal charges will be filed against Rivers’ doctors, though the comedy legend’s family may still pursue a civil case. The investigation also revealed that Rivers underwent the procedure in order to investigate changes in her famously raspy voice, as well as to treat acid reflux. Joan remained in a coma for several days following the procedure. She eventually passed away on September 4 at the age of 81. Rivers’ funeral was attended by a wide array of celebrity guests ranging from Hugh Jackman to Howard Stern. 9 Hilarious Joan Rivers Moments 1. Joan Hosts the Tonight Show Joan was a frequent guest and fill-in host on Johnny Carson’s Tonight Show. She and Carson never spoke again after she launched a rival late night show.
According to a new report, Kanye West does not want Scott Disick anywhere near his daughter. But Khloe Kardashian? Khloe Kardashian is very much permitted to hang out with niece North West, which she apparently did for a bit this week. “North stole my cat ears mask,” Kardashian captioned a new image on Instagram. “I have to admit it looks better on her.” Khloe has always maintained a close relationship with the child of Kanye and Kim Kardashian . Not long after North was born last year, Khloe posted numerous pictures of the baby , unable to hide her excitement over being an aunt. As for Nori, this lace mask she took from Khloe is scarcely the first piece of covetable attire that she has donned. Not even two years old yet, Kimye’s loved one has already attended major runway shows at Paris Fashion Week… worn Givenchy couture… and hob-knobbed with designers such as Riccardo Tisci. Not a bad life if you can get it, huh? 20 Totally Adorable North West Photos 1. Morning, Kim and Nori! It’s Kim Kardashian and daughter Nori! The former posted this photo online with a simple caption: Good morning. The question, of course, now becomes this: when will Khloe Kardashian have a baby of her own? WHEN?!?!?!?!
Last time we checked in on her, Lindsay Lohan was looking for a rich British guy , and it now it seems her hunt might be over. That’s Linds with Mohammed Al Turki, a Saudi-born film producer living in England. At just 28, Al Turki has such credits to his name as Arbitrage and What Maisie Knew. Yes, Mohammed is responsible for the sort of high-minded, artsy indie fare that Linds probably wouldn’t watch with a gun to her head. But that’s okay. At the end of the day, she loves blow and he’s super loaded – it’s a match made in heaven! Lindsay has denied dating Al Turki in the past, but as we all know, LiLo an on-again, off-again relationship (mostly off) with reality and the truth. After all, the same Instagram page that shows Linds and Mo in a million pics together also features a shot in which Lindsay Photoshopped herself into a charity event . Oh, and let’s not forget that she recently spoke openly about her plans to win an Oscar and star in Mean Girls 2 . What we’re saying is, if you wanna know about Lindsay Lohan’s life, the last person you should ask is Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay and Mohammed might not be “dating,” but we’d bet our life savings that they’re at least knockin’ boots. So in the end, Linds went overseas, landed an acting job, and scored herself a rich dude. Apparently, London is the land where impossible dreams come true. Their new tourism posters should feature that slogan under photos of before-and-after Linds. 17 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan 1. Lindsay Lohan: Teeth This is not exactly Lindsay Lohan at her best. Then again, when was the last time we saw Lindsay Lohan at her best?
Jail. Prison. The clink. The slammer. Lockup. The brig. Up the river. The pen. The pound. The black hole. Call it whatever you’d like, but for the 19 celebrities listed below, the Big House has simply been called home at least once in their lives … 19 Stars Who Have Gone to the Slammer 1. Lil Wayne The possession of drugs and weapons on his tour bus put Lil Wayne in jail for five months. That’s fewer months than children the rapper has out of wedlock. With Teresa Giudice having been sentenced to over a year in prison last week, we thought we’d try to comfort The Real Housewives of New Jersey star by at least proving that she isn’t alone. Plenty of famous people have spent time behind bars, for offenses that range from drunk driving to weapons possession; and for terms that lasted from two years to, well, three hours. Who devoted a good portion of their lives to watching their back? Which star was without her freedom for a shorter duration than it would take to watch The Wolf of Wall Street? Cycle through the above gallery and find out now!
I reach hard for the fetishes in this one, because the one girl I am not capable of ever being over, even when she’s over…and her body and face are over…and her career is over and any level of mystery, or class, or glamous is over…because until she dies…Lindsay Lohan is not over…and even when she’s dead…she will live on forever in our hearts and in shitty movies she’s been in…but I still believe that she will win an Oscar. Life is long…and less talented people win every year… That said, here is her tit in a lose fitting shirt…I call this “New Fetish Friday”…. TO SEE HER IN LEGGINGS CLICK HERE
Lindsay Lohan crawled out the sewer of irrelevance that her crackhead face and body live in…to do an editorial fashion shoot for a magazine called Wonderland…and as it turns out, with the right amount of lighting, the right quality camera, the right level of photoshop where she’s really only 10 percent LOHAN and 90 percent retouched new computer generated Lohan…something Lohan should get used to because based on her hard battered face, she’ll be a hologram at the VMAs like she was TUPAC, in no time…thanks to premature death. That said… I still think she’s amazing, I would still have unprotected sex with her everyday, hoping to get her pregnant, even tough it is safe to assume she doesn’t get her period anymore, and I believe that if she doesn’t die soon, she will win an Oscar…it’s like the affirmations she tells herself every morning – she hasn’t peaked, in fact she hasn’t even started yet, all that pre-25 year old stuff was just practice for what she has planned for us…I am in love.
Altogether now: “Haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate…” On an edition of E! News last Thursday, bullying Dance Moms choreographer took aim at Taylor Swift, saying she isn’t a fan of the singer’s dance moves in the video for ” Shake It Off .” “She should have had the Abby Lee Miller Treatment as a child,” Miller said. “The dancers are wonderful. I love Taylor Swift – I think she’s a great role model for the girls – but I like her sitting in a chair with her guitar, singing.” 27 Taylor Swift Dancing Gifs from “Shake It Off” 1. Bring It On What do you have to say about cheerleaders NOW, Taylor? Clearly, Miller doesn’t get it, a fact we deride each week when we watch Dance Moms online and see her clash with parents. Swift knows she’s an awkward dancer. She’s embracing that fact in her latest video. Sheesh! As for Nicki Minaj in “Anaconda?” Miller says she prefers Beyonce. She had positive things to say about Jennifer Lopez, however, praising J. Lo’s rise from being a Fly Girl on In Living Color to being, well, J. Lo. Miller said she hopes her kids take note. Dance Moms: Abby’s Studio Rescue returns with new episodes on September 16. She sucks a lot. Swift, meanwhile, is yet to respond to Miller’s comments. Probably because she’s too busy with her Katy Perry feud at the moment.
As you may have heard, Prince Harry turns 30 today , and if we know anything about the Royal Ginger it’s that he likes to party…a lot. So imagine our surprise to learn that Harry set aside his love of the nightlife out of concern for the health of his sister-in-law, Kate Middleton. Kate is pregnant with her second baby , and she’s suffering from extreme morning sickness, just like she did during her first pregnancy. Before finding out that she was expecting, Kate volunteered to host Harry’s b-day bash at her and William’s apartment at Kensington Palace. When Harry caught wind of just how severe Kate’s morning sickness is , however, he not only relieved her of party planning duties, he also called off the shindig altogether: “Harry was in no doubt that the party should be postponed, even though 30 is an important milestone,” said on royal insider. Kate had been very involved in planning Harry’s party, and once she fell ill he felt it wrong to let the event go ahead.” But don’t worry, Harry (who will reportedly receive his entire multimillion dollar inheritance today) is said to be preparing a royal rager for whenever Kate recovers. “He has promised his friends he will organize a post-30th birthday party when the time is right,” says the source. Yes, the hardest-partying royal put off the party of a lifetime indefinitely. We guess even playboy princes have to grow up come time. Prince Harry Photos: Long Live the Spare! 1. Prince Harry Naked Picture Prince Harry nude on the cover of the Sun (UK). The newspaper defied the royal family’s request not to print the now-infamous photos.
It’s been a tough couple weeks for little girls around the country. First, they learned that Hello Kitty is not actually a kitty. Some took this news VERY hard . Then, they tried to steal lipstick out of their mother’s bedroom, only to be caught red-handed… well, red-lipped, to be more specific. Watch as this adorable toddler initially denies the crime to her dad, only the child’s guilt to be written all over her face. Literally. Little Girl Denies Lipstick Swiping, Is Wearing Lipstick Fortunately, the girl does eventually come clean (while remaining dirty) and we’d like to imagine she and her father then shook it all off together . Kids are the best, aren’t they? They crack us up. 20 Awesomely Hilarious Kid Spelling Mistakes 1. She loves her what?!? The sentiment is very nice. And, hey, maybe the adjective is accurate. Who are we to judge?
