Miss America crowned Kira Kazantsev its 2014 champion last night, giving a representative from New York the title for the third consecutive year. But to many (male) viewers, the real winner of the Miss America pageant was Miss Nebraska, Megan Swanson. While beloved The Bachelor host Chris Harrison was discussing the evening wear portion of the competition, noting how judges will be evaluating the “personal style and flair” of each contestant, the camera panned to Swanson. Or, specifically, to Swanson’s crotch as she uncrossed her legs and turned this ABC program into a late-night Cinemax movie. Whoa there! NSFW Alert, people! Miss Nebraska Upskirt Shot So, why didn’t Swanson take home the crown? These Kira Kazantsev photos help explain: Kira Kazantsev Pictures: Miss America 2014 1. Kira Kazantsev Bikini Picture Kira Kazantsev of New York poses in a bikini. The beauty queen knows how to rock one!
It’s difficult to keep track of Lindsay Lohan’s many, many brushes with the law, but you may recall that back in 2011, she was forced to serve court-ordered community service in the LA County Morgue after being found guilty of shoplifting. Lindsay talked about working at the morgue in her latest interview, and even though at the time at the time she was serving her sentence she described the experience as “humbling” and “amazing,” she’s now singing a different tune: Recently, Linds sat down with London’s Telegraph to promote her upcoming West End play Speed the Plow , but naturally she just ended up whining about how hard it is to be Lindsay Lohan. After – according to the interviewer – showing up late and reeking of booze (of course), Linds launched into one of her signature gripe sessions, this time weirdly focusing on the 120 hours of community service she completed almost three years ago. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Photos 1. Lindsay Lohan Drunk In London Lindsay looking rouch in London. Think she’s been partying too hard? Not surprisingly, she claims her time at the morgue was pretty dark. But hey, at least she got to meet famous people! “F-cked up and inappropriate,” Lindsay said when asked about her stint as a toe-tagger. “A lot of other people were meant to do it and they were like, ‘No they can’t handle it. Lohan can.'” “It’s different for me than it would be for other people – like, no one would really have to work at the morgue in LA and have to roll a body bag for Whitney Houston.” Okay – aside from the fact that up to 20 people a day serve community service at the LA County Morgue, officials at the facility say that unpaid workers never have any contact with the bodies. So, it looks like Lindsay is squeezing multiple lies into single sentences these days. She’s getting better with age, like the Lebron of insane junkie behavior. Again, when she wrapped up her time at the morgue she described it as a transformative experience that made her think twice about her life-threatening habits, but clearly the effect wore off. Lohan is now claiming that it’s, like, totally unfair she got had to serve the same slap on the wrist as millions of other people. Better yet, Lindsay is back to stealing ! Maybe if she had actually crossed paths with the body of a once-beloved star who self-destructed in the most tragic fashion imaginable, then the experience would’ve stuck with her a bit more. Lindsay Lohan Partying Photos 1. Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine Nose? Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn’t be surprised.
Jeremy is drinking. Caroline and Alaric are bonding. Elena is feeding (on humans). And Stefan is kissing… someone! The CW has unveiled an extended promo for The Vampire Diaries Season 6 and it features plenty of intriguing footage, from Elena reacting in a very dark way to Damon’s (presumed) death to the reminder that Mystic Falls is now “humans only.” Stefan, meanwhile, is apparently trying to leave his former life behind, as he’s skipped town and gotten into bed with a mystery woman. “Tell me something I don’t know about you,” this new girlfriend says at one point, to which Stefan responds: “I’m a vampire.” Quiet, man! That’s a secret! The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Footage The Vampire Diaries Season 6 premiere airs on Thursday, October 2 at 8/7c. Do you need to catch up before then? No problem: You can always watch The Vampire Diaries online via TV Fanatic. 14 TV Couples We Really Wish Were Real 1. Sheldon and Amy Sheldon and Amy are The Big Bang Theory’s perfect nerdy couple, even if Sheldon doesn’t look exactly comfortable here.
Lindsay Lohan loves to steal things, but because she’s a drunken freckle monster and not a Bond villain, her burglary career has thus far been limited to things she can stuff in her purse, and she’s been sadly left out of the hot new trend of cyber crime. Well, not anymore! Gone are the days of Lindsay stealing jewelry and clothes in order to support her many habits. It’s 2014 and she’s upgraded to stealing lame business ideas! An app developer named Fima Potik claims he met with Lohan after she got out of rehab last year. He presented her with his idea for a “virtual closet” app which would allow users to access the clothes collections of friends and celebrities, where they could then click on links allowing them to buy the same stuff. According to Potik, Lindsay was on board with the idea, but soon fell out of contact with him. So you can imagine Potik’s surprise to see Lindsay’s brother raising money for a “social shopping community” that sounded very similar to his concept: “If Lindsay buys something it goes into her [vitrual] closet,” says Michael Lohan, Jr. in a promotion for the app. “People see what’s in her closet. If someone buys the same item, it puts money in Lindsay’s pocket.” Needless to say, the case against Lindsay is pretty strong, and as Lohan is reportedly broke these days, a successful lawsuit against her could prove devastating. Should be fun to watch! 17 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan 1. Lindsay Lohan: Teeth This is not exactly Lindsay Lohan at her best. Then again, when was the last time we saw Lindsay Lohan at her best?
Lindsay Lohan may be done partying and dating these days, but she’s not done seeking approval and attention from strangers on the Internet. While other celebrities were paying their respects to Joan Rivers on Twitter, Lindsay took to Instagram yesterday to subtly (in her mind) remind us that she was once an in-demand actress with a promising career ahead of her: That’s Lindsay with Meryl Streep doing a magazine shoot for the film A Prairie Home Companion in which they co-starred. Yes, Lindsay Lohan used to get cast in acclaimed films alongside esteemed actresses. It’s probably no coincidence that Lindsay chose to bring this long-forgotten fact to our attention the same day that Rivers died, as Linds was a favorite target of Rivers’, whereas Streep…well, everyone loves Meryl Streep. In fact, Rivers wrote about Streep attending her funeral just a few months before she died. It’s interesting, but kinda depressing to see Linds try and get one over on us while simultaneously flipping off a recently deceased legend. It’s like when you’re taking care of someone else’s kid, and the they try to convince you that their parents totally let them have ice cream for dinner. They think they’re being clever, but they just don’t have the mental capacity to realize how obvious they are. It’s funny at first, and then kinda sad, because you realize this kid ain’t getting rocky road before bed any more than Lindsay Lohan is getting her career back. 17 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan 1. Lindsay Lohan: Teeth This is not exactly Lindsay Lohan at her best. Then again, when was the last time we saw Lindsay Lohan at her best?
So Lindsay Lohan booked a cover of a magazine. Shocking. Someone thought to use her in their magazine to get their magazine noticed and she was honoured considering no one gives a fuck about Lindsay Lohan…so she did it…win/win situation…and the whole thing lacks her doing something substantial, like picking her herpes scabs or playing connect the dot with her vagina freckles…I guess she’s not quite desperate enough. Bummer. If that doesn’t do it for you, here’s her back in a sheer top… If that doesn’t do it for you, here’s Barbara Palvin, who pretends to be 18 when she’s not pretending to be dating Beiber or black rappers or whatever it is she dates…
So Lindsay Lohan booked a cover of a magazine. Shocking. Someone thought to use her in their magazine to get their magazine noticed and she was honoured considering no one gives a fuck about Lindsay Lohan…so she did it…win/win situation…and the whole thing lacks her doing something substantial, like picking her herpes scabs or playing connect the dot with her vagina freckles…I guess she’s not quite desperate enough. Bummer. If that doesn’t do it for you, here’s her back in a sheer top… If that doesn’t do it for you, here’s Barbara Palvin, who pretends to be 18 when she’s not pretending to be dating Beiber or black rappers or whatever it is she dates…
Lindsay Lohan posted this video of her playing with a bunch of kids, looking like she’s in her late 40s, all medicated after downing a bottle of booze and a pack of smokes, only to play with the kids that didn’t crawl out of her uterus, like the little dolls they look like in her distorted world…puppets she can groom and whore to the industry… It turns out that her “family time”…involves an investment banker who she lives with, and his two kids, because she’s allowed to find happiness, everyone deserves happiness as long as it’s rich enough to support her habits… I don’t find a girl being a mom, whether insane or capable or not, very hot…but it is sure as hell better that she fucks with other kids than have her own, not that her dried up uterus can have kids, it is probably hasn’t had a period since Herbie Fully loaded… I just like celebrating other stepPARENTS…me an Lohan we are so the same…twinsies….motherfuckers…
