There was a time when a Lindsay Lohan Bikini picture would cause excitement. Those days are long gone. They died along with her soul…and career…so many years ago… I’ll still look, but it’s just a sad shell of what she was…even if she still has tits…. Sure I’m always going to hold a place in my internet celebrity blogger heart for this disaster…she’s the only one I’ve met, liked, and would have had unprotected sex with during a herpes outbreak, but that’s not saying much because she’s the only one I’ve met…but it’s saying something…and that something is that these bathing suit pics are a fail… She’s still Lohan, I don’t see what she doesn’t mind fuck us all with some porn scandal or anything…fucking boring…
Everything Lindsay Lohan does is porn to me… I used to do something called the Lindsay Lohan Deathwatch…back when she wasn’t eating, doing tons of drugs, before she went to rehab…and miraculously maintained her tits (because they are fake)… The funny thing is that she looked better than than she does now…. DEATHWATCH 1 DEATHWATCH 2 DEATHWATCH 3 DEATHWATCH 4 DEATHWATCH 5 The funnier thing is that she still hasn’t died… That said, I always like to think that weak, broken, dying, unhealthy girls are erotic. I am not blind and realize it is disgusting…but it is the reason I have sex with homeless girls. Sure they smell like death, and the rotting flesh from the drugs and lack of hygiene…isn’t awesome, even if our circles call it the Gangrene Zombie Pussy…it’s not a hit TV show…but they rarely say no. They are just too fucking tired….to run… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Ashley Benson is was in A BIKINI YESTERDAY and is still in Hawaii in a bikini today…on vacation…because her life is pretty rough having everything given to her, handled for her by her handlers and assistants, all while getting overpaid to be on some shitty show that is popular with the kids, which isn’t saying much because kids are dumb as fuck…you know it’s just exhausting to sit back as a lazy slop and not so much as life a finger, except when it’s to shovel food down her dumpy face…at least that’s what these pics are telling me…and I’m listening…because that’s what happens when you lose your fucking mind after realizing you’re in your 40s posting on some 22 year old slut in a bikini… What’s wrong with me, why am I not in Hawaii fucking fat polynesian bitches for some SPAM…where did it all go wrong…I blame you. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Lindsay Lohan is walking around in some light fabric dress with no bra, because that’s the whole point of breast implants, but more importantly, this isn’t her first rodeo, she’s been in the game since she was a kid, she knows exactly what steps to take and not to take to get in with the media…I mean she’s fucked up a few times along the way…because she’s a self absorbed brat with “addiction issues”…which is code for brat…who decided to self destruct as some kind of tantrum because she couldn’t deal with life because she is a brat. If you know what I mean….and that is that she’s a brat…who had it all, still has a hell of a lot, and self destructed… But at least her nipple has lived through the war she’s been having with herself…she didn’t cut that fuck off….yet. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE and CLICK HERE
Lindsay Lohan loves getting drunk in London , and several weeks into her overseas bender, she shows no signs of slowing down. Last night, Lindsay went out partying with Sienna Miller and Kate Moss (who of course kept their distance when the paparazzi showed up), and well, we think these photos speak for themselves: Lindsay Lohan Clubbing in London Photos 1. Lindsay Lohan: Loaded in London Lindsay getting some assistance in London. Hey, walking is hard! While Lindsay might be too broke to move to London , she’s apparently not too broke to get sloshed in the city’s many pubs. You’d think she’d know by now not to wear giant heels on days she’s knows she’ll be getting s–tfaced. Which is every day. Really, Linds, just throw out all your heels and maybe invest in a walker. Yesterday, Lohan posted a gym selfie (as though you don’t see enough of their those in your Facebook feed) in an effort to convince everyone that she’s healthy and has her life back on track. Then she went out and stumbled around downtown London. It doesn’t work that way, Lindsay. If all it took was a visit to the gym and half a day of sobriety to get in shape, Val Kilmer wouldn’t look like he swallowed the guy who once played Batman. Let us know when you string together like two or three booze-free days and maybe we’ll consider taking you seriously again. In the meantime, we’ll just continue to enjoy the Serpentine Cowgirl: Lindsay Lohan Drunk Dance Video
I am in love with LUCI FORD …I know very little about her, other than that I just followed her on Instagram, which happens to be the place I find all my girlfriends who ultimately end up blocking me because they misinterpret my love letters and requests for a date, or wedding and baby emoji’s saying that our future is so bright…as being creepy… Girls just don’t understand true love. They all want it – in theory – but none actually embrace when someone is open enough to give it… I have a feeling that Luci Ford is the future, I just don’t know in what, I just know that if she wears those shorts, it sure as hell better be long walks up stairs in front of me…That kind of shit is worth having a heart attack over… All this to say, I’m in love.
I am in love with LUCI FORD …I know very little about her, other than that I just followed her on Instagram, which happens to be the place I find all my girlfriends who ultimately end up blocking me because they misinterpret my love letters and requests for a date, or wedding and baby emoji’s saying that our future is so bright…as being creepy… Girls just don’t understand true love. They all want it – in theory – but none actually embrace when someone is open enough to give it… I have a feeling that Luci Ford is the future, I just don’t know in what, I just know that if she wears those shorts, it sure as hell better be long walks up stairs in front of me…That kind of shit is worth having a heart attack over… All this to say, I’m in love.
Lindsay Lohan may be an unstable crackhead, addicted to countless pills as well as illegal drugs and alcohol…you know a walking disaster who I’ve been with at least once after she locked herself in her hotel room with her friend to “do party tricks”…before coming out and doing a dance show… She’s a broken girl and I just don’t think she has it in her spoiled brat soul…to ever grow the fuck up, realize what she has, and focus on doing good things, producing good product, or whatever other opportunity that comes to an under 30 who looked 60 with her level of fame… But throughout all the hard times, the emaciated half dead to the chubbier faced filled better years…she’s always been one thing to me…a fitness guru… So seeing her post her fitness on her instagram, is just as insane as she is….and for some reason it is a fitness program I would sign up to…because I am sure it’s like a fucking horrible circus. I am into whatever the fuck this is.
Lindsay Lohan may be an unstable crackhead, addicted to countless pills as well as illegal drugs and alcohol…you know a walking disaster who I’ve been with at least once after she locked herself in her hotel room with her friend to “do party tricks”…before coming out and doing a dance show… She’s a broken girl and I just don’t think she has it in her spoiled brat soul…to ever grow the fuck up, realize what she has, and focus on doing good things, producing good product, or whatever other opportunity that comes to an under 30 who looked 60 with her level of fame… But throughout all the hard times, the emaciated half dead to the chubbier faced filled better years…she’s always been one thing to me…a fitness guru… So seeing her post her fitness on her instagram, is just as insane as she is….and for some reason it is a fitness program I would sign up to…because I am sure it’s like a fucking horrible circus. I am into whatever the fuck this is.
It’s a good thing Lindsay Lohan remembered to forget to wear a bra in these shots, because it helps distract me from the fact that the rest of her isn’t looking so hot these days. What can I say? I guess I’m just a sucker for those freckled funbags. I have a problem, and the first step is admitting it. Photos: PacificCoastNews
