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Lindsay Lohan Drunk in Cannes of the Day

You want to know what I like…Lindsay Lohan…especially when she’s medicated, has fallen off the rails, and starts to deliver or produce good content in some kind of manic episode…it entertains me… I am not the kind of guy who likes to blame parents for the way their 40 year old looking daughter turned out, she’s an adult, still rich, living the good life…and most importantly still Lindsay Lohan… I am just the kind of guy who likes to watch the empire collapse…because I’ve met her at least once, I’ve talked to her at least once, I know what the media says about her is partial lies, but more importantly, I know she’s crazy and unstable as fuck…and if you’re not dating it, it’s great to watch, especially when it gets violent… I am into her Cannes pics, it’s just a bummer knowing these could be her last Cannes trip before one manic episode destroys her…because I think I may be in love with her…10 years later. And video… It’s nice to see her having a good time falling through the cracks, one step closer to death… To see the rest of the drunk pics CLICK HERE

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Kim Kardashian Wedding Snubs: Who is NOT Invited?

By now, with the Wedding of the Century just days away, we have a fairly good idea of which stars are on the Kim Kardashian wedding guest list. Her best friend Jonathan Cheban will be there. Brittney Gastineau is also on board. Jay Z is expected to serve as Kanye West’s Best Man . But with only 100 guests or so expected to attend, the list of those who did NOT snag an invite may be more interesting to many Kimye followers. Kim Kardashian in Paris: Revealing! We already know that Kardashian’s half-brother Brody Jenner will stay home because he did not earn a plus-one for girlfriend Kaitlynn Carter. Such is life in an enormous family. Even this one. So here’s a look at other big names, all of whom were on the guest list when Kim married Kris Humphries (remember him?!?), who won’t be flying to Paris or Italy for the weekend: Lindsay Lohan Avril Lavigne Demi Lovato Melanie Brown Ryan Seacrest Eva Longoria Mario Lopez Yeah, we know … all of those people actually went to her last wedding?! Insiders say guests will arrive in Paris tomorrow for brunch at designer Valentino Garavani’s chateau, followed by a private tour of the Palace of Versailles. They will then be flown via private jet to Florence, where North West was conceived , for the actual ceremony. About 73 days later, we presume, Kim and Kanye will file for divorce. 9 Guys Who Got it in with Kim Kardashian 1. T.J. Jackson T.J. Jackson, Michael’s nephew, was Kim’s first love. It’s believed that he was her “first” in the physical sense as well.

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Lindsay Lohan: Drunk Dance Video Posted to Instagram! Hilarious!

In her ongoing effort to prove that we should never, ever believe her when she claims to be sober, Lindsay Lohan posted the video below to Instagram last night. Behold, the dance move of the summer…the Serpentine Cowgirl: Lindsay Lohan Drunk Dance Video Yes, we heard reports that Lindsay moved to London so that her drunken exploits would be in the headlines less often, but apparently no one told her that in order for that plan to work, she would have to stop posting online photos and videos of herself looking completely s–tfaced! Rumor has it that Lohan’s drug of choice is ecstasy these days, but it seems like the cowgirl’s got a bellyfull of good old-fashioned moonshine in this clip. In case you can’t make out the audio, the dude holding the camera introduces Lindsay as his “favorite cowgirl.” She then corrects him and informs us that she’s a “serpentine cowgirl.”  Good to know! Of course, like the great silent films of old, the dialogue isn’t all that important here.  It’s Lindsay’s awe-inspiring booze-tastic dance moves that really make the video worth your time. We’ll understand if you need to watch it on repeat in order to  learn the routine yourself. We recommend downing a liter of Jim Beam first. 17 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan 1. Lindsay Lohan: Teeth This is not exactly Lindsay Lohan at her best. Then again, when was the last time we saw Lindsay Lohan at her best?

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15 Fails to Make You Feel Better About Yourself, Because at Least You’re Not These People

So you might have failed a time or two, or 10, in your life, but on the bright side, at least you’re not one of THESE PEOPLE. Probably. If you are, well, that’s unfortunate. But hilarious (for us)! These people are the kind who can’t walk and chew gum at the same time. They attempt daring acts of stupidity and fall miserably short in the process.  And don’t get us started on what, exactly, makes using escalators to get around so. incredibly. difficult. Like, laugh until you cry levels of difficult. Here are 15 fails to make you feel better about yourself: 15 Fails to Make You Laugh Until You Cry 1. Going Up This is what happens when you try to sherpa your belongings up an escalator.

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Lindsay Lohan: Ecstasy Is New Drug of Choice!

Remember when Lindsay Lohan moved to London so she could party privately without the tabloids tracking her every move? Well, it’s not turning out so well, because much like herself, Lindsay’s friends love drugs and will therefore sell stories about her at bargain rates. Take this gem, for example: Lindsay Lohan Partying Photos 1. Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine Nose? Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn’t be surprised. “Lindsay is of course still partying,” a friend of Lohan’s tells Radar Online. “She never won’t use drugs and drink. Right now she is on a lot of Ecstasy and Molly  because with the psych meds she is on, if she’s tested, it will only show up as amphetamine, which is prescribed to her so it’s ‘safe.'” That’s right, in addition to her recreational self-medication, Lindsay swallows a fistful of prescribed anti-psychotics every day. Sounds safe: Radar reports that Lindsay is currently taking Dilaudid, Ambien, Adderall, Zoloft and Trazodone to treat a variety of physical and mental ailments.  In addition, of course, she still loves her party pills: “I saw Lindsay rolling on Molly when we were at Coachella,” says a friend. “She really doesn’t hide it and everyone close to her knows she’s still using.” Rolling on Molly?! And all this time we thought she Lindsay was just drunk at Coachella . Wait til Oprah hears about this! Lindsay Lohan: LINDSAY Reality Show Clips 1. Lindsay Lohan Miscarriage Confession Lindsay Lohan confesses that she had a miscarriage on the season finale of LINDSAY.

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What’s Up Lindsay Lohan’s Nose?

Apparently Lindsay Lohan is in London these days, and judging from these latest pictures at least, she’s having a pretty good time there. Because it definitely looks like there’s something left over in her nose in these pictures of her blowing a kiss to the paps, and it doesn’t take a genius blogger to figure out what it could be. It’s too bad though, because I was really hoping Lindsay would get her act together and clean up. Not for her health or anything, I’m not that nice. I meant so I can stop pretending to care about her well-being and start caring about seeing those freckled chesticles of hers again. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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What’s Up Lindsay Lohan’s Nose?

Apparently Lindsay Lohan is in London these days, and judging from these latest pictures at least, she’s having a pretty good time there. Because it definitely looks like there’s something left over in her nose in these pictures of her blowing a kiss to the paps, and it doesn’t take a genius blogger to figure out what it could be. It’s too bad though, because I was really hoping Lindsay would get her act together and clean up. Not for her health or anything, I’m not that nice. I meant so I can stop pretending to care about her well-being and start caring about seeing those freckled chesticles of hers again. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Michael Sam to Star in OWN Reality Show

From Lindsay Lohan to… Michael Sam? Let no one accuse Oprah Winfrey’s struggling television network of not being diverse. OWN announced today that that it will air a series which chronicles Sam’s journey as the first openly gay player in the NFL, with a press release describing the program as “a deeply personal, up-close look at the remarkable man at the center of this groundbreaking moment in professional sports.” Sam was drafted in the 7th round of last week’s NFL draft and will head this summer to the St. Louis Rams training camp. He still must make the 53-man roster this fall. “We are honored that Michael is trusting us with his private journey in this moment that has not only made history but will shape it forever,” Winfrey said in a statement. “I am proud of the focus on authentic storytelling in our new documentary series format.  The next real-life story we follow in The Untitled Michael Sam Project promises to spark valuable, important discussion on life in America today. Acceptance and illumination start here.” ESPN cameras captured Sam receiving a call from Rams head coach on Saturday, alerting him to his selection. It was a special, raw moment: Michael Sam Drafted by St. Louis Rams Of course, it also became a controversial moment because people suck and took issue with multiple images of Sam kissing his boyfriend . Said Sam:”Like every player out there working to make a team right now, my focus is on playing football to the very best of my ability. I am determined. And if seeing my story helps somebody else accept who they are and to go for their dreams too, that’s great. I am thankful to Oprah for her support and excited to work together.” 26 Celebrities Who Are Out and Proud 1. Ellen Page Ellen Page made a major announcement in early 2014: She’s gay. We applaud her for it.

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19 Types of Celebrity Selfies: From The Duckface to the Douchebag!

Self-portraits, aka selfies, have been around since the dawn of cheap photography. But now, thanks to the Internet, the selfie has become something of an epidemic. Or a favorite pastime?  Taking selfies can totally be a hobby. Or at least that’s what we’ll tell ourselves. Even if Katy Perry says selfies are a disease . For some people in Hollywood, the selfie can be a resume builder, cheap publicity, or the very downfall of a career.  Celebrities LOVE their selfies. LOVE. And we love that they love their selfies because it really does make them feel just like one of us. After all, we all use the same filters, right? Right. 19 Types of Celebrity Selfies 1. The Cleavage Selfie Cleavage and boob selfies abound on Instagram and Twitter. Kind of like Courtney Stodden’s boobs abound in this selfie. From The Duckface Selfie to the Douchebag, take a look at these 19 types of celebrity selfies and then go congratulate yourself on all the ways you’re the same. Or just hide your head in shame. Your choice. EVEN CATS LIKE SELFIES, YOU GUYS! 15 Crazy Cat Selfies 1. Hey Bruh Yo B. Watchu doin’?

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Lindsay Lohan’s Shitty Upskirt of the Day

Lindsay Lohan flashed her panties, which isn’t really a scandal or worth talking about, but more of a science experiment, in trying to understand why said panties didn’t dissolve from the acidity of her dirty fucking box she’s got them rubbing up against… You know, the real thing that makes me laugh in this pic is her face she’s fucking destroyed, like it was her career, or even like it was her soul… She’s damaged goods, has a shitty attitude, shits on people willing to help her, is just fucking bratty crazy bitch, and her constant failure, is deserved… There comes an age where you can take ownership on your life, and Lohan chose Botox instead of getting focused and putting in work… The sick thing in all this is that I’d still wear these panties like gas mask, so I could sniff whatever mess happened in them, a mess you can assume is on par with the girl wearing them…now all I’m craving is is 2 week old sea food platter…just to sniff… Shitty panty flash for someone who needs to have better panty flashes to matter because panty flashes are probably her best work…boring. To See The Rest of the Pics of Lohan in London CLICK HERE

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