Lindsay Lohan flashed her panties, which isn’t really a scandal or worth talking about, but more of a science experiment, in trying to understand why said panties didn’t dissolve from the acidity of her dirty fucking box she’s got them rubbing up against… You know, the real thing that makes me laugh in this pic is her face she’s fucking destroyed, like it was her career, or even like it was her soul… She’s damaged goods, has a shitty attitude, shits on people willing to help her, is just fucking bratty crazy bitch, and her constant failure, is deserved… There comes an age where you can take ownership on your life, and Lohan chose Botox instead of getting focused and putting in work… The sick thing in all this is that I’d still wear these panties like gas mask, so I could sniff whatever mess happened in them, a mess you can assume is on par with the girl wearing them…now all I’m craving is is 2 week old sea food platter…just to sniff… Shitty panty flash for someone who needs to have better panty flashes to matter because panty flashes are probably her best work…boring. To See The Rest of the Pics of Lohan in London CLICK HERE
BRYDEN JENKINS is a babe I follow on Instagram. I know nothing about her, other than that she’s perfect, and that may be all I need to know… She’s an up and coming model, she hasn’t made any real noise yet, at least with nude pics, but she probably makes a lot of money doing what she does, because unlike instagram models, with 100,000 followers, this girl’s gets work…she books campaigns and is amazing… Sure, she doesn’t do enough fashion nudity…but she will…they all do, and both me and my penis are ready for it… Magical creature, who I’d like to make into a mother for mother’s day… Here’s a video
Lindsay Lohan’s labia is the kind of Labia that makes her deflated tits seem ok. Even though it looks deflated too. I guess that’s what happens when your spirits are down… It’s the kind of labia I would write love songs to, at least for old time’s sake, because I feel sad for it…so I would but only do it from afar, because if you got too close, it may try to eat you up and destroy you from the inside, with an ebola like virus that may or may not be herpes…not that I even fear herpes, I just fear Lohan’s herpes, herpes I once wanted to have drip off my face, but now it’s just herpes I think should be contained to a pair of panties or a diaper while strapped to a bed in an insane asylum.. It’s a sad storyline, in theory, but in reality, bitch did it to herself, even if her parents destroyed her, because she’s an adult…I mean look at her vagina, it looks 73, and I don’t fall for the bad parent angle…and here’s her freckled back for instagram… TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE
Lindsay Lohan’s labia is the kind of Labia that makes her deflated tits seem ok. Even though it looks deflated too. I guess that’s what happens when your spirits are down… It’s the kind of labia I would write love songs to, at least for old time’s sake, because I feel sad for it…so I would but only do it from afar, because if you got too close, it may try to eat you up and destroy you from the inside, with an ebola like virus that may or may not be herpes…not that I even fear herpes, I just fear Lohan’s herpes, herpes I once wanted to have drip off my face, but now it’s just herpes I think should be contained to a pair of panties or a diaper while strapped to a bed in an insane asylum.. It’s a sad storyline, in theory, but in reality, bitch did it to herself, even if her parents destroyed her, because she’s an adult…I mean look at her vagina, it looks 73, and I don’t fall for the bad parent angle…and here’s her freckled back for instagram… TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE
I’ve been a fan of Lindsay Lohan’s tits for a long time. They have carried both her and me through some dark times…not that actually care that much about tits…but through it all, even her anorexia and drug use, when she was a walking skeleton, she still carried her solid fucking tear drop shaped implants like a fucking star…implants that I guess got popped along with her spirits now that she’s forced to do reality TV that is less successful than Jersey Shore, when girl is a big actor, with so much potential, who just got eaten up and spat out…which would be sad, if she had a soul, sincerity or compassion in anything she does, but rather she’s just a miserable human being, who will die a premature death, like her tits, and who will never achieve the level of greatness she probably could have before her psychosis got int he fucking way… I would say it was too bad, but this girl has zero empathy for anyone…I guess the saddest thing is that now, without her tits, she’s really got zero purpose or value to me… She can keep crying for attention, and having train wrecks, but sometimes horrible people deserve that… I don’t care if her mom and dad made her this way, she’s a grown up and can take charge of herself. I have no respect for victims…especially when they don’t have nice tits anymore. Maybe this anger just stems from me mourning what was…The good news is that there are so many more Lindsay Lohan replacements now…she’s obsolete. The Atari or VHS player of childstars… Lindsay Lohan’s Deflated Boobs are Freaking me Out TO See More CLICK HERE
Yikes. Remember the days when Lindsay Lohan was the hottest thing around and a future mega-star? Because it really wasn’t that long ago. Now though? She just looks like a future Cat Woman , and I’m not talking about the ones whose apartments reek of kitty litter. I mean, c’mon, Linday’s only 27! It’s way too early for things to start going this far south. Anyway, it’s like Tara Reid all over again, and it’s just making me depressed. Next. Photos: WENN.com
Jennifer Lawrence is usually credited with being mature beyond her years, tackling roles that would challenge far more experienced actresses, all while avoiding the excessive partying that spells disaster for so many young starlets. That’s why we didn’t believe Lindsay Lohan’s claim that Lawrence has sex for roles , but as J-Law confessed in a recent interview, a different tabloid mainstay totally has the dirt on her. Jen sat down with Seth Meyers recently and revealed that she was so hammered after this year’s Academy Awards ceremony that she lost her lunch in front of none other than Miley Cyrus, who reportedly told the actress to “get it together.” So maybe that’s why Lawrence always falls at the Oscars . Maybe next year she’ll barf on the red carpet and really go viral. Anyway, props to Jen for being honest about her drunken misadventures. Not everyone would admit to Miley freakin’ Cyrus telling them to sober up. This story leads us to thinking: maybe Miley’s whole crazy party girl thing is just an act. Maybe she really wasn’t hospitalized for a drug overdose . Nah, no one could come up with that tongue-wagging while sober. Hopefully, she and Jen will get together and go on a bender some time. That’s a party we’d love to see. 21 Fiery Photos of Jennifer Lawrence as Katniss Everdeen Open Slideshow 1. Katniss Everdeen Wallpaper Jennifer Lawrence strikes a menacing pose here as Katniss Everdeen. She’s the Girl on Fire! View As List 1. Katniss Everdeen Wallpaper Jennifer Lawrence strikes a menacing pose here as Katniss Everdeen. She’s the Girl on Fire! 2. Katniss and Peeta Pic Katniss and Peeta are headed back to the arena in Catching Fire. This is a still from the Hunger Games sequel. 3. Katniss Everdeen Cover Jennifer Lawrence covers this issue of Entertainment Weekly. In the role of Katniss Everdeen, of course. 4. Katniss and Peeta Catching Fire Banner Katniss and Peeta are here for yet another Catching Fire poster. Check it out! 5. Catching Fire Character Poster Katniss This new Catching Fire character poster features Katniss in the Hunger Games sequel. The film opens on November 22nd. 6. Peeta and Katniss In Catching Fire Still Peeta and Katniss stand defiant while Effie Trinket soaks in the awkwardness. Check out this new Catching Fire still! 7. Katniss Everdeen Close Up Wanna look like Katniss Everdeen? CoverGirl is coming out with Catching Fire makeup! 8. Katniss Poster Feast your eyes on this new Catching Fire poster. It features Katniss atop a mountain. 9. Katniss and Peeta on High Alert Katniss and Peeta must be especially careful. This is a scene from The Hunger Games: Catching Fire. 10. President Snow vs. Katniss President Snow looks at his worst nightmare in this still from the Catching Fire trailer: it’s Katniss Everdeen! 11. Katniss Portrait Jennifer Lawrence poses here at Katniss. It’s her first promotional photo for Catching Fire. 12. Katniss and Peeta Poster It’s time for a Katniss and Peeta victory tour. That’s what this poster for Catching Fire hypes. 13. Katniss Everdeen Hunting Ready… aim… fire! Jennifer Lawrence, as Katniss Everdeen, goes hunting here in this scene from The Hunger Games. 14. Caesar and Katniss Caesar Flickman raises the hand of Katniss Everdeen in this photo. Indeed, she anchors the box office champion! 15. Katniss in Training Jennifer Lawrence is seen her as Katniss Everdeen. She has some serious training to do prior to The Hunger Games. 16. Gale and Katniss Liam Hemsworth and Jennifer Lawrence play vital roles in the big screen adaption of The Hunger Games. They are seen here as Gale and Katniss. 17. Effie and Katniss Elizabeth Banks stars in The Hunger Games as Effie. She represents The Capitol here in this photo from the movie. 18. Katniss Everdeen Poster Jennifer Lawrence is featured here as Katniss Everdeen. The character is at the center of The Hunger Games. 19. Katniss Everdeen Photo Jennifer Lawrence is armed and ready in this Hunger Games scene. Her character of Katniss is an expert with an arrow. 20. Jennifer Lawrence as Katniss Everdeen This photo of Jennifer Lawrence appears in the May 20, 2011 issue of Entertainment Weekly. What do you think of her in the role of Katinss Everdeen? 21. Jennifer Lawrence as Katniss We cannot wait to see Jennifer Lawrence on the big screen as Katniss Everdeen. This is your first look at the actress in that role.
It doesn’t take much for dogs to go crazy. Sometimes, an owner leaves her bed and her pet alone . Other times, the canine’s master comes home from fighting abroad. And other times, a Springer Spaniel named Rocco sees a squirrel from inside a car and makes a sound that must be heard to be believed. So go ahead and listen to it now: Dog Flips Out Over Squirrel Annoying if we owned Rocco? Probably. Adorable to simply watch when we choose to? Definitely. This has earned a spot in our Cutest Dogs Ever video countdown: 28 TOTALLY Adorable Dog Videos Open Slideshow 1. Dog Goes Gangnam Style This dog is dancing up a storm! Look at it go all Gangnam Style, folks! View As List 1. Dog Goes Gangnam Style This dog is dancing up a storm! Look at it go all Gangnam Style, folks! 2. Husky Hates on Kennel This husky really does not want to get into his kennel. Not at all. Not one tiny bit. 3. Pajama-Clad Dog Plays in Snow This dog is wearing pajamas and playing in the snow. In other words: it’s a must-watch video. 4. Baby Girl Laughs at Dog Eating Popcorn Behold, the cutest video ever! This baby girl loves watching her dog eat popcorn. It’s amazing. 5. Husky Learns How to Howl A husky learns how to howl in this video. It’s as adorable as you’d expect it to be. 6. Puppy Reduces Young Woman to Tears It doesn’t get much cuter than this. Watch a young woman bawl her eyes out over the gift of a puppy. 7. Corgi LOVES the Slide This Corgi is named Buddy. And he really, really, really loves this slide. See what we mean now! 8. Dog and Tiny Owner Play with Bubbles This toddler and this dog play with bubbles in this video. The only question: Which one is cuter?!? 9. Cat and Dog Team Up: Let’s Escape! A cat and a dog team up in this hilarious video. They are intent on escaping! Watch now. 10. Dog Holds Owner’s Hand in Car This is beyond adorable. Watch now to see how a dog won’t let his owner drive unless they are holding hands. 11. Puppy Plays with Baby This may, truly, be the cutest video you’ll ever see. It’s of a baby and puppy. Enough said, right? 12. Military Dog Plays with Kitten Well, this is pretty much the cutest thing ever. Watch as a retired military dog plays with a kitten. 13. Puppy Despises Lemons, Love Yoga This may be the cutest puppy on the Internet. Watch him react to a lemon and practice Yoga now. 14. Dog Runs in Sleep This dog does not need to be walked. He’s getting some exercise while fast asleep! 15. Dog Rides Roomba A dog rides a Roomba in this Vine video. It’s short, but it’s hilarious. 16. Golden Retriever Puppy Falls Asleep This Golden Retriever puppy is trying to take a snap with his head on the coffee table. But it keeps falling off! So, so, so adorable. 17. Bulldog Tries to Walk Great Dane A mini bulldog tries to take a great dane for a walk in this video. Watch now to see the hilarious results. 18. Puppy Manages to Climb Stairs! This is one of the cutest videos we’ve seen in a long time. Watch a puppy teach himself how to climb stairs. 19. Dog Acts as Dentist A dog plays dentist in this amazing video. Watch now as he pulls put a boy’s loose tooth. 20. Dog Plays on Bed What happens when this owner leaves her dog alone and places a hidden camera in the room to see if he’ll jump on the bed? Well… 21. Cat Scares the Ish Out of a Puppy HA! Check out this video to see a cat scare the heck out of a puppy. Adorable. 22. Puppies Recreate “Happy” This may be as adorable as it gets. Check out a bunch of puppies doing up their own version of “Happy.” 23. Puppies Introduce Themselves to Kitten These two puppies aren’t sure about this kitten at first. But they end up coming around quickly. 24. Doggie Food Fight It’s a food fight! Or, rather, a fight over food! Watch a small dog protect his bowl in this adorable video. 25. Dogs Get Shocked by Magic Trick Turns out, dogs are as shocked by magic tricks as human beings are. See what we mean here. 26. Great Dane Really Wants to Play with Baby This Great Dane is dying to play with this baby. Does it get any cuter?!? 27. Puppy Doesn’t Want to Sleep Cutest dog video ever? This is certainly up there, as a French Bulldog puppy objects to going to sleep. 28. Dog Flips Out Over Squirrel Say hello to Rocco. He’s a Springer Spaniel and he makes an AMAZING sound when he sees a squirrel.
Her recent interview on some British talk show called Chatty Man already gave us the unwelcome sight of Lindsay Lohan pole dancing . Now another clip from her appearance shows the troubled actress hilariously claiming that she can’t recall the last time she had a drink. Lindsay Lohan Talks About Her Drinking Faced with the point-blank question of “How many days has it been since you’ve had a drink?” Linds hesitates for a moment to try and remember the latest lie her publicist cooked up before lamely answering, “I don’t know. A long amount of time.” The host seems to buy her BS response (maybe he hasn’t heard that Lindsay was drunk at Coachella just two weeks ago), but even Linds can’t keep a straight face when discussing her recent boozing. Check out the clip above to see a master liar in action. If only she were as good at acting. To her credit, seconds after her initial response, Lohan does admit that she “had a drink and kinda freaked out” while filming her OWN reality show, Lindsay . We’d be more likely to believe Lindsay’s on the wagon if she gave a definitive response to the question instead of playing dumb. Recovering alcoholics tend to keep track of how long they’ve been sober. A word of advice Linds: just because you blacked out, doesn’t mean you’re allowed to claim you “can’t remember” the last time you got drunk. 17 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan Open Slideshow 1. Lindsay Lohan: Teeth This is not exactly Lindsay Lohan at her best. Then again, when was the last time we saw Lindsay Lohan at her best? View As List 1. Lindsay Lohan: Teeth This is not exactly Lindsay Lohan at her best. Then again, when was the last time we saw Lindsay Lohan at her best? 2. Lindsay Lohan: Gun Show Linds did a photo shoot and posed while pointing a gun at her mouth. Nice! 3. Lindsay Lohan: Ankle Monitor Bikini Shot Lindsay Lohan’s ankle monitor makes for a really hot accessory. 4. Lindsay Lohan: Knife Fight The infamous Lindsay Lohan-Vanessa Minnillo knife pic. What a classic moment. These two clearly wanna make out and maybe stab each other. 5. Lindsay Lohan: Bloody Soaked Tyler Shields photographed Linds all covered in blood. What is it with this girl and knives? 6. Lindsay Lohan: Strike A Pose? Lindsay tried to strike a sultry pose but ended up looking unrecognizable. 7. Lindsay Lohan: Lip Service Lindsay’s lips were looking a tad too pouty. 8. Lindsay Lohan: Court Style For one of her court appearances, Lindsay’s makeup was a bit out of control. 9. Lindsay Lohan: Wasted! Seriously. How wasted can one human being be? In court no less?! 10. Lindsay Lohan: Train Wreck Worth a thousand words. 11. Lindsay Lohan Mugshots Lindsay’s 2010 mugshot is a classic. So is the 2011 one, and the 2012 one, and …. 12. Lindsay Lohan: Wardrobe Malfunction Lindsay had a bit of a wacky wardrobe malfunction moment while shooting Liz & Dick. 13. Lindsay Lohan: Gettin’ Freaky Lindsay lets out a scream with her pal Freddy Kruger. 14. Lindsay Lohan: Threesome Lindsay took a sexy shot with two friends. Threesome? We wouldn’t put it past her… 15. Lindsay Lohan: Smashed Oh, how could we forget this infamous photo of Linds passed out in a car? 16. Lindsay Lohan Through the Years This about says it all. 17. Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine It’s not good for you.
Hollywood has a bit of a Peter Pan complex sometimes never wanting its child actors to grow up. But grow up they must as people do. Occasionally, the actors and actresses we love as children make the transition to adult stars … sometimes making a pit stop as amateur porn stars … before going on to transition successfully into adult actors known for more than just their childhood roles. Sometimes those transitions are less successful and we spend their infamous adulthoods wondering what happened? (Drugs and alcohol happened, that’s what. Looking at you, Lindsay Lohan .) Others, like second-time mama Drew Barrymore , go through seriously rough growing pains and emerge on the other side bigger and better than anyone could have imagined. Maybe there’s hope for LiLo yet. And then there’s Leonardo DiCaprio who just gets better and better with age. Seriously. He’s a fine wine. Take a look at these 21 child actors who grew up and stayed famous. Or infamous. 21 Child Celebrities Then and Now Open Slideshow 1. Anna Paquin Anna Paquin won a Best Supporting Actress Oscar for her role in The Piano. She went on to play Rogue and Sookie Stackhouse. Not too bad. View As List 1. Anna Paquin Anna Paquin won a Best Supporting Actress Oscar for her role in The Piano. She went on to play Rogue and Sookie Stackhouse. Not too bad. 2. Amanda Bynes Okay, so we didn’t say they were ALL success stories. Amanda Bynes was a delightful child star whose hard-partying ways caught up to her. Kind of like another star we know… 3. Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan had a bright, bright future when she hit the scene. And then her star went completely out and now she can’t even keep a reality show afloat. 4. Britney Spears Britney Spears got her start as a Mousketeer (like a few more faces we’ll see in this gallery). Now she’s a headliner in Las Vegas. 5. Christina Aguilera Teen singing rival to Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera was also a Mouseketeer. She managed to keep her nose clean while growing up and landed a job on The Voice. 6. Christina Ricci Famous for playing Wednesday Addams, Christina Ricci was a rising star in the 90s. She’s kept an air of mystery through the years. 7. Dakota Fanning Dakota Fanning started making films when she was in kindergarten. She eventually landed herself a role on Twilight. Not sure if that’s good or bad. 8. Daniel Radcliffe Daniel Radcliffe was only part of the way through filming the Harry Potter franchise when he decided to shed his child-star image by performing in the nude in Equus. Yep. That’ll do it. 9. Drew Barrymore Perhaps one of the most successful child stars to make it as an adult is Drew Barrymore. She’s still setting trends with that hair of hers. 10. Elijah Wood Elijah Wood will forever and always be Frodo Baggins no matter what. Unless he pulls a Daniel Radcliffe and gets naked on Broadway. Maybe. 11. Justin Timberlake Before he was a sex symbol, Justin Timberlake was a Mouseketeer and boyfriend to one Britney Jean Spears. 12. Kirsten Dunst Kirsten Dunst is still making headlines these days, though it’s for the controversial things she says and not so much the movies she’s in. 13. Leonardo DiCaprio Leonardi DiCaprio is like a fine wine. He just keeps getting better and better with age. 14. Macaulay Culkin Once upon a time, Macaulay Culkin ordered pizza while he was home alone. Now Macaulay Culkin eats pizza and sings about it. 15. Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are probably among the absolute most famous child stars ever. EVER. 16. Neil Patrick Harris From Doogie Howser to Hedwig to Barney Stinson, Neil Patrick Harris is still amazing. 17. Rupert Grint Rupert Grint might be Ron Weasley, but as an adult Rupert Grint is just sort of hot. While he’s not making too many films right now, we certainly have hopes that will change. 18. Ryan Gosling Hey, girl. Check out Ryan Gosling as a child star and check out Ryan Gosling’s pecs now. 19. Shia LeBeouf So maybe Shia LeBeouf’s success is on the decline, but he sure did have a good run between the time he was a kid and the time he went crazy. 20. Emma Watson Emma Watson is working her way up the Hollywood ladder by making smart choices and staying out of trouble. Good girl, Emma!