I don’t know why I find the wind in Norway video so fucking funny, but it’s my lead in Monday morning video…cuz lets face it, we all probably feel a little like these Norwgians trying to get our bearings after drinking our faces off and contemplating suicide at least once yesterday as to not go to work, or really bother with the holiday season that is approaching, even though it’s supposed to be the happiest time of the year, filled with X-Mas parties… If you don’t like that – here’s the 10 Oz Louisiana Hot Sauce Challenge – Sponsored by “Js on his Feet” Or a Middle East Snow Day Or the News Anchor of the Day
I will forever love Lindsay Lohan…no matter how weird her face gets with all the fillers she jacks it up with…because all girls that I meet who are under 25 are into this Botox and Lip injection shit now, and the whole thing is silly cuz it makes them look 40 and like a Real Housewife, but it’s just something we gotta get used to and to every negative there is a positive, and a face that can’t move is one that’s easier to come on… So here Lohan is making appearances, getting ready for her fourth or fifth wind, and all I want is to see her Vagina like it was 10 years ago…I want to see how that fucking thing has aged and she’s just so close to making those dreams come true…all she had to do was move that hand…look at the camera with sex eyes, spread eagled…but instead…she went the safe route… The good news is that desperation comes in waves, there is hope, that we will have a pantyless Lohan…again…even if it was probably better that it happened when she was barely 20…vaginas have a way of not getting better with age… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Lindsay Lohan has reportedly met with a literary agency as part of negotiations to pen a tell-all book about, well, anything you could possibly imagine. Heck, that could be an anthology. Where would she even begin with such an endeavor? We have no idea, but we recommend the use of this animated GIF for the cover. So cutting-edge! Between her arrests, drug abuse, acting career, romances and dysfunctional family, her memoir could be epic if she told an unabridged, unfiltered version. The book began, according to insiders, as a series of journal entries , which the actress wrote during her latest (seventh or eighth, by our count) trip to rehab. It was a therapeutic exercise for a troubled celebrity more than anything, and as a result, the book is in its early stages and doesn’t have a clear focus. Lindsay Lohan “wants to open up every part of her life,” however. She met with Waxman Leavall, a literary agency that’s repped tons of celebs who have penned books, and the meeting was filmed for her OWN docu-series. LiLo reportedly has multiple offers in the six-figure range already. The only potential problem is a big one. If it’s written by Lindsay, we’ll be reading her version of events, and she is a notorious liar who lacks for self-awareness. Bottom line: Things could be sugar-coated, glossed over or just plain inaccurate as she seeks to stroke her own ego and blame others … or it could be great. Hopefully she writes it honestly and doesn’t just blow smoke.
Lindsay Lohan was in Miami and I didn’t see her…even if she was accused of being involved in beating up Barron Hilton and other silly scandals…including a few bikini pics…I should have been there to witness in person since I am in Miami but I guess she lost my number… But at least I get to experience what she experienced in instagram…sure it’s not naked, sure it’s not even half naked, sure it’s not even hot and barely looks like Lohan, but as long as they say it’s her, and it’s on her instagram, it’s enough for me to feel like we were together…on more time…even when we weren’t’…I guess there’s always next time…ideally with more penetration, facials, full body massages…with happy beginnings and endings….
Lindsay Lohan was in Miami and I didn’t see her…even if she was accused of being involved in beating up Barron Hilton and other silly scandals…including a few bikini pics…I should have been there to witness in person since I am in Miami but I guess she lost my number… But at least I get to experience what she experienced in instagram…sure it’s not naked, sure it’s not even half naked, sure it’s not even hot and barely looks like Lohan, but as long as they say it’s her, and it’s on her instagram, it’s enough for me to feel like we were together…on more time…even when we weren’t’…I guess there’s always next time…ideally with more penetration, facials, full body massages…with happy beginnings and endings….
Paris Hilton has a message for Lindsay Lohan and the dude who reportedly beat the crap out of her little brother Barron: Watch your back, you’re gonna pay! NO ONE messes with her family, proclams Paris on Instagram … and yes, unlike that hilarious fake Paris Hilton Tweet about Nelson Mandela, it’s her. Barron Hilton posted a photo of his face Saturday in the aftermath of the serious beating he claims he took after Lindsay Lohan put a “hit” on him. According to Barron, Lindsay felt he was talking smack about her, so she had a friend of hers pound him into submission as she cheered him on. Lohan denies this, but Paris commented on the pic, saying, “They both will pay for what they did. No one f–ks with my family and gets away with it!!” Lindsay said she had nothing to do with the incident involving Barron Hilton, while her father Michael says she had already left by the time it took place. That last part is a lie, though, as there’s video of her being confronted about it moments later (and denying any role in the alleged Barron smackdown). Lindsay Lohan and Barron Hilton And to think the two used to be so tight. 2006 seems like … well, almost eight years ago. Then one Firecrotch rant and it’s family enemies for life.
Paris Hilton’s brother Barron Hilton was jumped and beaten up pretty badly Friday morning, and he thinks none other than Lindsay Lohan ordered the hit. Lohan is claiming she wasn’t even on the scene at the time, but this is false, as video (below) shows his friends confronting LiLo right after the attack. Lindsay Lohan and Barron Hilton She says she saw nothing, and maybe that’s true, but the troubled star was totally there when Barron Hilton attended a party at a Miami mansion. Lindsay has been staying at that very location while she’s in town for an art festival, and the party reportedly lasted until well after the sun came up. At the party, someone accused Barron of talking smack about Lindsay, and not long after that, someone mysteriously went all Sharkeisha on him. He took a pretty serious pounding, as TMZ proves in this photo of his face , and Barron, 24, spoke with police following the incident that went down. He claims Lohan “orchestrated” the beating. Barron told cops that LiLo approached him with a male friend and began screaming, “‘You talk sh!t about me to my boyfriend, this is what you get.” As the guy proceeded to assault Barron, Hilton claims Lindsay was laughing and egging him on. It’s not clear who the alleged boyfriend would be. Barron doesn’t know either, but is adamant that Lindsay Lohan is behind the attack. Wonder if she posted that hilarious fake Paris Hilton Tweet too. Surprise surprise, Michael Lohan is weighing in with his two sense and is insisting his daughter’s innocent and had left by the time of the incident. Michael claims LiLo is adamant about steering clear of trouble and that there are several witnesses, including security guards, who will back up her alibi. Only problem? The video doesn’t. At all. As for motive? Lindsay has had bad blood with the Hiltons for years, dating all the way back to Brandon Davis’ infamous “firecrotch” rant back in 2006. Think she ordered the hit on Barron?
The bad thing about being in Miami is knowing that Lindsay Lohan is here, in her bikini, because I love Lindsay Lohan and all she has to offer the world… But the other thing about Lindsay Lohan, in her bikini, barely showing off that bod as she’s suffocating her tits, with some dude I guess she’s fucking, let’s call him number 1478, because when it comes to Lohan’s vagina, shit is like a factory turnstile, just counting to see how many people have rolled through….I want to be 1479. The last and most important bad thing about Lohan in her bikini, is not the smell, but rather seeing her on her phone, intentionally ignoring me, hiding from me, acting too cool for me and hurting my feelings…because all it would take is two minutes of her time to set up a little cuddle session for old times… Lohan, we are in the same city, I feel your presence…the connected at the soul force is too much and it’s glorious…no wait..that’s just my hangover dripping down my leg… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
In case you didn’t hear, Lindsay Lohan is officially out of rehab (again) and sober (again), which means we can all stop pretending that we care about her well-being and go back to only caring about how good she looks in a swimsuit (again). So here she is in Miami showing off that newly-sober booty of hers and looking good. But I’ve been burned before by Lindsay, so let’s just hope that it actually sticks this time. I’m talking about the hotness comeback, just to be clear. » view all 22 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , Fameflynet
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