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Lindsay Lohan: Off the Wagon, "Insanely Belligerent" During NYC Bar Fight?

Is Lindsay Lohan back off the wagon again? According to a new report, she became “insanely belligerent” last week at New York’s Sing Sing Karaoke bar. Lindsay Lohan Causes Fight, Refuses to Leave Bar “Lindsay was chain-smoking” throughout the outing at the East Village pub, a source says, as she and her hangers-on hung out in a private karaoke room. Whether LiLo herself was boozing is unproven, but her posse drained a bottle of Jameson , and left the room strewn with liquor bottles in their wake. At one point, Lindsay Lohan pleaded with staff to keep the bar open after its’ designated closing time, which led to a “disturbance” with one of the employees. After the staff asked her to hit the road, LiLo summoned the NYPD and claimed she was “held captive” in the private karaoke room, the insider dished. Police did not take a report of the incident. Conspicuously MIA was The Canyons star’s sober coach, Doug Caine. Again, it’s not clear if she was drunk despite claims that she was out of control. In the name of damage control, or maybe because she just felt bad, the actress had two of her friends try to make nice with the bar workers the next day. Her father Michael, in response to the report, reassured fans that his daughter is “absolutely fine” and “not off the wagon” but had a message for her crew. “If they care about her,” he said, “they won’t drink in front of her.” What do you think, THGers? Is Lindsay really staying sober, and even if she was on this night, can she stay on the right track while living this wild lifestyle? Lindsay Lohan: Can she stay clean?   Yes, she’s totally learned her lesson by now! No, she’s in denial, spineless, weak and surrounded by enablers! View Poll »

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Man Calls in Bomb Threat After Forgetting to Book Wedding Venue

On the list of things that will land you in a world of trouble with your would-be wife, forgetting to book the venue for your wedding is pretty high up there. So you can imagine how Neil McArdle felt when he realized he’d forgotten to reserve St. George’s Hall for his nuptials to Amy Williams until the day of. What you probably can’t imagine is that McArdle staged a bomb threat instead of coming clean, later admitting he was just too embarrassed to confess. He saw her in her wedding gown that morning, the UK resident recalls, and could not bring himself to admit that he screwed up. So he phoned in a hoax: Man Forgets to Book Wedding Venue, Calls in Bomb Threat An investigation led to his arrest, so he’s apparently about as bad at crime as he is at wedding planning. Neil was given a prison sentence of a YEAR. The Guardian says the couple is still together, miraculously, so hopefully he finds some time behind bars to properly plan their wedding, when and if it occurs. On second thought, just hire a wedding planner dude.

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Dina Lohan: The Paparazzi Drove Me to Drink … and Drive!

Dina Lohan is actually contending that the paparazzi drove her to get behind the wheel of a car while under the influence. You can’t make this stuff up. Her attorney, Mark Heller, appeared for a routine hearing in Dina’s DUI case, then offered up this creative “theory” in defense of his high-profile client. According to Heller, Lindsay Lohan’s mom’s lifestyle presents so many challenges and so much stress, exacerbated by those vultures that follow her. If you buy into his rationale, every star and their parents would be full-blown alcoholics, which clearly isn’t true. But he is pushing this idea nonetheless. Heller says that because she is so frequently harassed, DiLo’s decision making was as impaired as her driving was when she got stopped on Long Island. Because of photographers and their impact on her, Dina was inclined to drink so much she registered a .20 blood alcohol level, then get in the car and drive. That’s right, it’s all celebrity gossip ‘s fault. Heller, who briefly represented Lindsay in one of her many criminal cases before being run out of L.A., hopes that the judge will take his argument under consideration . He may not want to hold his breath.

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Candice Swanepoel is Wearing the “Fantasy Bra” This Year of the Day

Candice Swanepoel, a body created by Victoria’s Secret, has finally earned her wings as a deserving model who has paid her dues and proved her loyalty to the brand, as she’s climbed the ranks of the spokesmodel game, from hot bodied farmer imported from South Africa, a story I think is bullshit, because I am convinced she was created in some kind of factory because it’s cheaper to invest 100,000,000 dollar in robot technology than it is in paying 100,000,000 dollars to these ungrateful divas.… She is the one wearing the “Fantasy Bra” this year….in the Victoria’s Secret fashion show that is more of an infomercial designed to sell product in the Holiday season, because they have everyone fooled by throwing hot bodies in our faces…while tricking us to buy overpriced made in china rags….

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Candice Swanepoel is Wearing the “Fantasy Bra” This Year of the Day

Candice Swanepoel, a body created by Victoria’s Secret, has finally earned her wings as a deserving model who has paid her dues and proved her loyalty to the brand, as she’s climbed the ranks of the spokesmodel game, from hot bodied farmer imported from South Africa, a story I think is bullshit, because I am convinced she was created in some kind of factory because it’s cheaper to invest 100,000,000 dollar in robot technology than it is in paying 100,000,000 dollars to these ungrateful divas.… She is the one wearing the “Fantasy Bra” this year….in the Victoria’s Secret fashion show that is more of an infomercial designed to sell product in the Holiday season, because they have everyone fooled by throwing hot bodies in our faces…while tricking us to buy overpriced made in china rags….

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Lindsay Lohan’s Hard Nipple for Instagram of the Day

Lindsay Lohan used to be the most random friend I ever had…she’d text me everyday and every night for over 6 months, until one day we finally met, she did some crackhead shit, and more importantly, I didn’t try to play with her amazing tits, and I never heard from her again, but more importantly, I never forgave myself for not playing with her amazing tits…and like you, I’m forced to stare at them on instagram pics she posted, rather than hate them as I tend to the herpes I caught from her, that seemed like a good idea at the time, because it was fucking Lohan at her prime, before fully falling off, a girl you’d all want to get herpes from, until she’s long out of the picture, but the herpes aren’t..them shits for life…yo… So whenever I see her, I remember what was, appreciate what is, but cry on the inside, for never having touched such luxurious and amazing breasts…it’s not the first time I’ve failed as a man, but it’s up there as the worst time I’ve failed as a man…. I am still a Lohan Fan….and I am waiting for her to win that Oscar…

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Lindsay Lohan’s Hard Nipple for Instagram of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s Hard Nipple for Instagram of the Day

Lindsay Lohan used to be the most random friend I ever had…she’d text me everyday and every night for over 6 months, until one day we finally met, she did some crackhead shit, and more importantly, I didn’t try to play with her amazing tits, and I never heard from her again, but more importantly, I never forgave myself for not playing with her amazing tits…and like you, I’m forced to stare at them on instagram pics she posted, rather than hate them as I tend to the herpes I caught from her, that seemed like a good idea at the time, because it was fucking Lohan at her prime, before fully falling off, a girl you’d all want to get herpes from, until she’s long out of the picture, but the herpes aren’t..them shits for life…yo… So whenever I see her, I remember what was, appreciate what is, but cry on the inside, for never having touched such luxurious and amazing breasts…it’s not the first time I’ve failed as a man, but it’s up there as the worst time I’ve failed as a man…. I am still a Lohan Fan….and I am waiting for her to win that Oscar…

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Kris Jenner Poses with Stepsons, Kalls Out TMZ

Kris Jenner says she’s much happier without Bruce Jenner . But that doesn’t mean the newly single reality star can’t also be happy with Bruce Jenner on occasion, along with his sons Brody and Brandon. Kris snapped a couple photos of herself with her husband and her stepchildren yesterday, including with them a couple of captions: The first simply reads “Another amazing night.” The second reads “SorryTMZ got it wrong AGAIN.” Jenner is referencing a story on that website that claims Brody and Brandon Jenner are thrilled their dad is now separated from Kris, who they never really liked and who they blame for keeping the family apart. But TMZ is standing by its report. It reiterates that Brody and Brandon are glad their dad is permanently based nearby in Malibu and that he would often ignore the boys on their birthdays over the years, an estrangement they blamed directly on his marriage to Kris. They’re excited to play golf with Bruce now and to reconnect with their father. Kris? She’s probably just happy her name has been constantly in the news this week. Don’t be surprised if she marries again in the near future and then announces another separation, just to keep the publicity going. We’re also awaiting her rebuttal to Wendy Williams’ claim that Jenner is a greedy viper .

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Lindsay Lohan: "Too Unreliable" For Porn?

Oft-troubled and erratic star Lindsay Lohan is being described by one industry insider as too unreliable for any type of film career. Adult films included. Lohan‘s myriad personal problems have clearly derailed her fast track to the A-list. That much can’t be disputed by even the most ardent LiLo apologists. Unable to parlay the momentum from a wildly successful career as a child star and Mean Girls , she’s cascaded slowly downward in recent years. With dwindling mainstream opportunities, and bills piling up, is it possible LiLo could eventually find a measure of professional redemption in the adult sector? Nope. According to one industry insider, she’s too unreliable for even that. “As a member of the active talent pool, she would not do well ,” says Brooklyn Lee. “Obviously, she would be extremely popular, if only for the spectacle of it.” “However, If she can’t manage to roll her a$$ to set to make a couple million for a movie, she certainly wouldn’t bother to show up for a few thousand for a sex scene.” Truer words have never been spoken, Brooklyn Lee. Brooklyn said she “also heard she’s a terror to work with” (likely from her Behind the Green Door co-star James Deen, who worked with LiLo in The Canyons . All is not lost for LiLo, though, according to Lee. While she might not have what it takes for the San Fernando Valley grind, a one-off sex tape a la Farrah Abraham, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian ? That could be just the ticket for Lindsay! “A sex tape would be a different story altogether, though,” she said. “I vote ‘Yes’ on that. I don’t think her career could get much worse at this point.” “She should consider giving Steven Hirsch at Vivid a call. Not hatin’, just sayin’.” If you were wondering why we posted this non-story, that quote is your answer.

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The Lohans Riding Citi Bikes of the Day

I don’t know why, but seeing the Lohans…in all their cocaine fuelled glory…trying to look normal in this obvious paparazzi photo opp that you know they tipped the paparazzi off on…so that these would exist and that their broken down family would look like they’ve overcome all their demons and now are just doing normal person things….like what they should have done when Lohan was a kid, rather than whore her out to the industry for money…because it’s never too late to find your childhood… The whole thing is just bullshit staged PR, and I think that’s what makes it better, because you know they are all still getting wasted…and they are all still broken down people…but when on bikes, in pics…smiling…and acting…they look like the nuclear family…from the 50s…before the nuclear meltdown…. I am into it…but in my defence maybe I just want to sniff her bike seat. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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