There’s making a point, and there’s being creepy. It appears as if one North Dakota anti-abortion group is skewing a bit on the creepy side with their latest move. Some people go to the State Fair to sample various fried goodies and perhaps ride the Ferris Wheel. The Minot Right to Life group however? They went to hand out little squishy fetus dolls to children. Even fellow pro-lifers are giving this the Scooby-Doo “wth” look. Rob Port, editor of conservative blog Say Anything, noticed his 5 year old daughter with the toy and wasn’t too pleased. He later commented on his blog, “Whatever group is out there trying to promote the pro-life message by handing out squish alien babies, stop. You’re doing more harm than good.” While that statement pretty much sums it up, the best line from Mr. Port was this – “stop being a bunch of weirdos.”
Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab and back making the Hollywood rounds. Last night she stopped by Chelsea Lately and had a bit of fun with Harry Styles’ GQ interview . Check out Lindsay on Chelsea Lately below! Linday Lohan on Chelsey Lately Apparently rehab did its job because Lohan is looking quite put together. Skin is glowing, hair seems as if it probably doesn’t feel like straw… good things. And she was funny! Hopefully this is the beginning of a good run for the star.
Lindsay Lohan is a fucking star. I don’t care how hard she falls off, she will always be Lindsay Lohan, and in being Lindsay Lohan, she’s got rockin’ amazing tits… She’s also got a well oiled machine…literally…where everything is strategically leaked and released and planned in efforts to have the biggest impact and the good news is that this time around on her comeback tour, she’s more naked that usual…You know less about the flashing her pussy at clubs, and more about being naked in movies. I am sure she wants to be working, and winning Oscars, and taken seriously, and not in the media as some tabloid joke…so this is how it’s done, or at least attempted to be done. The sex is shitty, but believable, I mean just cuz she fucked a lot doesn’t mean she fucked well. The movie looks like a pile of shit, but I’ll probably see it. It’s my duty as he number one fan who believes in her awesome natural looking implants….even though part of me hates her for abandoning our friendship… She didn’t book Lovelace people, but she can still get naked in movies people. She’s Lohan, anything is possible….somewhere out there there is a man with a camera willing to shoot her naked…like this guy right here. I’d say fuck The Canyons and their leaking lohan nudes for attention, you know a little marketing, but I love me some Lohan…. Ultimately, she’s got the best tits in the game, and no matter how hard she’s fallen off, they will always matter, they will always be there to carry here, or act as a life vest when drowning, both figuratively and literally…and purchased or not, they are glorious. Lohan, if you’re out there, I may have to start stalking you again…I don’t even mind her dead eyes and porn quality face surgery, if anything, I really like it. Here are the clips: Here’s the trailer if you care to learn more about this movie, even after seeing the good parts. If you are looking for a Lindsay Lohan Experience, take my man Foetus La Plantain’s 4 step plan to experience Lohan without Lohan’s involvement. 1- make an old roast beef sandwich and heat it up in the microwave until its all dry and leathery 2- add cottage cheese to it for texture, 3- fuck the sandwich with my eyes closed while licking a dirty ashtray 4- listen to patty and selma from the simpsons. its like you really there….. Share your Lohan experiences with us in the comments…
Lindsay Lohan is a fucking star. I don’t care how hard she falls off, she will always be Lindsay Lohan, and in being Lindsay Lohan, she’s got rockin’ amazing tits… She’s also got a well oiled machine…literally…where everything is strategically leaked and released and planned in efforts to have the biggest impact and the good news is that this time around on her comeback tour, she’s more naked that usual…You know less about the flashing her pussy at clubs, and more about being naked in movies. I am sure she wants to be working, and winning Oscars, and taken seriously, and not in the media as some tabloid joke…so this is how it’s done, or at least attempted to be done. The sex is shitty, but believable, I mean just cuz she fucked a lot doesn’t mean she fucked well. The movie looks like a pile of shit, but I’ll probably see it. It’s my duty as he number one fan who believes in her awesome natural looking implants….even though part of me hates her for abandoning our friendship… She didn’t book Lovelace people, but she can still get naked in movies people. She’s Lohan, anything is possible….somewhere out there there is a man with a camera willing to shoot her naked…like this guy right here. I’d say fuck The Canyons and their leaking lohan nudes for attention, you know a little marketing, but I love me some Lohan…. Ultimately, she’s got the best tits in the game, and no matter how hard she’s fallen off, they will always matter, they will always be there to carry here, or act as a life vest when drowning, both figuratively and literally…and purchased or not, they are glorious. Lohan, if you’re out there, I may have to start stalking you again…I don’t even mind her dead eyes and porn quality face surgery, if anything, I really like it. Here are the clips: Here’s the trailer if you care to learn more about this movie, even after seeing the good parts. If you are looking for a Lindsay Lohan Experience, take my man Foetus La Plantain’s 4 step plan to experience Lohan without Lohan’s involvement. 1- make an old roast beef sandwich and heat it up in the microwave until its all dry and leathery 2- add cottage cheese to it for texture, 3- fuck the sandwich with my eyes closed while licking a dirty ashtray 4- listen to patty and selma from the simpsons. its like you really there….. Share your Lohan experiences with us in the comments…
Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab , having just wrapped up her latest 90-day, court-ordered stint in which she split time between two California facilities. But the hard part has just begun, a judge warned. The judge who sent her into rehab for violating probation by lying to cops ordered her to attend therapy three times a week for the next 16 months. He made the decision hours after she left rehab. In a letter to the judge, Cliffside Malibu confirmed that Lindsay Lohan had “successfully completed her court-ordered course of treatment at the center.” However, it is “critical” she continue treatment. The facility says without three, 50-minute sessions per week required by the court (with attendance verified), she is “set up for almost certain failure.” Cliffside Malibu’s founder suggests the sessions “should be done face to face while she is in town, and via Skype or phone if she is out of town.” Lindsay Lohan has been in rehab at least six times and told Piers Morgan as recently as May that she felt it was all a big joke and waste of time. “Constantly sending me to rehab is pointless,” she claimed. “The first few times I was court-ordered to rehab it was like a joke, like killing time.” Cliffside says she didn’t treat it like one while she was there, though, reiterating, “We couldn’t be happier with the progress Ms. Lohan has made.” What LiLo does next is on her, and reports that she’s making a ” cut list ” of people to remove from her social circles is clearly a great first step. It’s hard to get any worse than it’s gotten in the last five years, right? What do you think, THGers? Can Lindsay Lohan stay clean? Yes, she’s totally learned her lesson by now! No, she’s in denial, spineless, weak and surrounded by enablers! View Poll »
Ever since we first heard of The Canyons , we all knew this would be a special film. And by special, I mean awful. Lindsay Lohan ‘s return to the big screen with this Kickstarter project hasn’t been met with applause and accolades as perhaps Lohan had hoped. In fact, out of every review of The Canyons there was only one that might be seen as positive, from Scott Foundas of Variety . “Lohan may not go as deep or as far as Brando, but with her puffy skin, gaudy hoop earrings and thick eye makeup, there’s a little-girl-lost quality to the onetime Disney teen princess that’s very affecting. Whenever she’s onscreen, she projects a sense of just barely holding on to that precarious slide area in the shadow of the Hollywood sign.” Lohan, of course, responded to this review via Twitter saying, “Wow… feeling humbled and so much gratitude.” Is gratitude really the emotion one would be feeling in this position? I get the impression that Foundas was perhaps describing Lindsay Lohan the person as opposed to whatever character Linday Lohan happened to be portraying. “Puffy skin” is not often a compliment. Positive or not, Variety ‘s review of The Canyons was the only one that could even be slightly interpreted as such. There were plenty more out there saying pretty much the exact opposite, makes one wonder if Foundas saw the same movie. The Canyons Trailer A lame, one-dimensional and ultimately dreary look at peripheral Hollywood types not worth anyone’s time either onscreen or in real life. — Todd McCarthy, The Hollywood Reporter Lohan (who hasn’t carried a hit since 2005’s Herbie: Fully Loaded ) is more than believable, but neither the script nor her performance quite explains the fatal attraction that Tara seems to exert. In his first non-porn role, Deen is excellent as the icy Christian. — John Hazelton, Screendaily Lohan is a real actress, but in this movie she’s puffy and overwrought and unfocussed, and she weeps a lot. At times, needy and confused, she’s touching, but you’re not sure whether she’s crying in character, or lamenting her participation in a low-budget movie, or grieving over her own troubles. Whatever it is, she offers the only palpable emotion in the controlled wastes of The Canyons . The Canyons might have been more fun if it had a trashier, or less austere, style. — David Denby, New Yorker Here, Lohan is as bland and unfocused as the material. During the once scene that allows her [to] degrade her oppressive boyfriend, her robotic delivery freezes the possibilities of bona fide tension (as well as titillation, for whatever that’s worth). — Eric Kohn, Indiewire
Rihanna just pulled a Lindsay Lohan . No, not torpedoing her own career with felony charges and crippling addiction. Just flaking on a lawsuit deposition. The superstar’s ex-accountants have been trying to depose her for a long time. Rihanna claims they mismanaged her money and owe her millions. The accountants say Rihanna’s at fault, and that she’s been blowing off the deposition repeatedly, costing them massive sums in attorneys’ fees. As a result, the firm asked the judge to punish the star. The judge agreed, fining Rihanna a not-so-small amount of $47,050 for their legal bills. On top of that, Rihanna was ordered to sit for a deposition once and for all August 28. If she doesn’t show up, he might dismiss her claim altogether. Question is whether she’s too busy taking Rihanna nude photos to care.
Daria is back! Well, sort of. Aubrey Plaza, the cartoon’s real life counterpart did a fake trailer for the fake film that undoubtedly everyone in the universe wants to really happen. Aubrey Plaza in Daria Movie Trailer There’s just something about Plaza’s deadpan delivery that fully captures Daria’s sense of ennui. This trailer, centered around Daria’s high school reunion , seems to have everything. Daria’s sister Quinn who is, of course, still the queen bee. Her best friend Jane Lane and older brother Trent Lane with his band Mystik Spiral. Even her self-absorbed father has a mini-breakdown very reminiscent of the MTV cartoon. The only thing missing was the Trentmobile but one would have to imagine that even it finally died in the ten years that have passed. Will someone please make this movie? Pretty please? Surely this would be a better use of crowdfunding than Lindsay Lohan’s The Canyons or Spike Lee’s Kickstarter ?
Damn Chris . If it’s not one thing it’s another. Chris Brown Sued Chris just can’t seem to keep his azz out of trouble. Life said “you didn’t serve any time for that Rihanna whooping, so from this point on it’s hell ninja.” According to TMZ We called this one from a mile away — the 24-year-old girl who said she did NOT want Chris Brown’s money after he allegedly assaulted her in a nightclub has just filed a lawsuit, demanding $25,000 — minimum. We broke the story … Deanna Gines claims CB violently shoved her to the ground last month inside Heat Ultra Lounge in the O.C., tearing ligaments in her right knee. Chris denied the allegations — and the club owner said she was full of crap. Now here’s what’s really stinky … Deanna told “TMZ Live,” she only wanted an apology from Chris — not his money. She never got an apology … so now she’s suing Brown and the nightclub for battery, assault, and intentional infliction of emotional distress. Chris you should have apologized and saved $25,000. That’s pocket change to you, but that money can feed an African village.
