Even if you have no tolerance for Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen , you’ve got to admit they can take a joke. My expectations were not high for scandal magnets’ scenes together in Scary Movie V , but this clip is actually a hoot. Sheen gets the best line, and his bedroom is a voyeur’s wet dream. He even has one of those SkyCams that they use to film Monday Night Football games from above the field. He also gets the best lines, but Lohan’s final scene, which involves car keys, made me laugh out loud. More on Lindsay Lohan: Light of Day: ‘The Canyons’ Could Save Lindsay Lohan’s Career Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
Sad piece of movie news today: Jesus Franco has died at the age of 82. The actor reportedly passed away Tuesday after suffering a stroke. Jesus “Jess” Franco is best known for creating a new type of genre within the Spanish horror film industry, and for having huge influence on the industry even today. Franco’s famous works include cult horror classics such as The Awful Dr. Orloff, Vampyros Lesbos , and The Mansion of the Living Dead , among otherrs. Throughout his decades-long career, Jess Franco became recognized as someone who was not afraid of crossing lines others would not dare to cross. His films featured outlandish scenes known for blood and gore. The filmmaker became known for pushing the limits of what was acceptable and much of his work drew criticism, with some claiming his work exploited women. However, horror buffs continue to recognize him as a visionary. Franco had a long illustrious career, which began in 1959. He went on to made nearly 160 films and was even working on one at the time of his death.
Officials have released video of the sinkhole that killed a man in his Seffner, Fla., home in early March. Jeff Bush, 37, was swallowed into the 60-foot-deep abyss. The Florida sinkhole can be seen below, and it is MASSIVE: Sinkhole Bedroom Video The sinkhole video was taken by a contractor who put a camera on the end of a pole and stuck into the bedroom window of Bush’s one-story home. The ground is still too unstable to walk on. Jeremy Bush, the brother of the deceased, says that the sinkhole has become even deeper than when he tried to rescue his sibling that fateful day. “You can’t see anything that was in there, than what I seen before, when I first jumped in,” he told the Bradenton Herald of the shockingly deep chasm. While Bush says he is glad this sinkhole can serve as a lesson to others, he is haunted by the loss of his brother and the geological phenomenon that killed him: “I’m having a hard time dealing with this. It’s really hard not having my brother beside me. I think about him all the time and I hear him in my head hollering for help.” “It was much, much, bigger than I thought.”
Lindsay Lohan is coming to FX’s Anger Management this spring. Maybe you recall that, amidst her never-ending personal woes? While she showed up late, was called a colossal pain in the ass and caused more trouble than having her on was worth, her guest spot may actually be kind of funny? Probably about as funny as that Lindsay Lohan pregnant Tweet. Here’s a sneak peek of her on Charlie Sheen’s FX comedy hit: Lindsay Lohan On Anger Management With Charlie Sheen
Emma Watson is posing for GQ and she’s dressed like a 90s club girl, or stripper and I wonder if this is something her creepy fans appreciate because they can jerk off to it, or if they are more into her at 12 years old in a private school outfit. Not that her fans are all perverts and pedophiles, I am sure a handful of them are decent socially awkward freaks, who never jerked off to her before she turned 18, but knew when she was 14 that she was the one for them to obsess over. The good news is I don’t really care about her fans, their pedophile and wizard loving ways, shit is about me, and this GQ shoot, all push up bra and short squirt, promote and inspire boners, and that’s what it’s all about.
Here is Lindsay Lohan in probably the least flattering bikini pic of her career. Almost as bad as Vanessa Hudgens in Spring Breakers. Which is a serious LOW point for Lohan and her awesome tits. She’s lookin’ wrecked I love girls who look wrecked. 98% of girls I have had sex with have been bruised the fuck up, lookin’ unhealthy as shit, all fucking weirdly shaped from self destruction, and if you hose them down with perfume, and ignore the fear of having your face eaten off by them, and just ride it out and hope they don’t steal your wallet and find out where you live, shit is actually a lot of fun, like a mini-adventure! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Lilo strikes again! April Fool’s Day is hours over for us folks on the East Coast, but it seems Lindsay Lohan is still trying to get a joke in…we hope. Lohan tweeted around 11 PM Pacific Time: “It’s official. Pregnant…” We’re going to assume this is a joke so we can fall asleep tonight. Good one Linds.
As much as people hate on Lohan, I’ve always been pretty loyal to her, or at least to her amazing tits. I believe that as much as she’s fallen off, and as much as she’s raped her career, there is still hope for her, or at least for her tits. To inspire, to create, to achieve greatness or at the very least to be masturbated to. She may be an ex-text-buddy, old facebook friend, ex-twitter follower to me…gone but never forgotten…because these tits, are fucking legendary and if they are in fact fakes, as rumored for many years, they should be a mandatory purchase for all women, because that one thing will make life a better place, because I know that Lohan’s tits make my life a better place. Here they are getting off a helicopter, spilling out of her dress, legendary/ TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Avi Snow is breaking his silence on girlfriend Lindsay Lohan. “She’s really awesome, and she’s a lot of fun,” the City of the Sun guitarist tells E! News in his first comments since the duo were linked as a couple. “I would definitely call her one of our biggest supporters .” Asked if he is indeed dating Lindsay Lohan , he didn’t say. Avi Snow didn’t deny it though, it’s worth noting. The band, who played last week at 41 Ocean in Santa Monica, Calif., took the stage just after midnight. LiLo was there singing, dancing and having a blast. Last week, sources began to speculate that the 26-year-old actress was seeing Snow, revealing that the duo have actually been together for a few weeks . The musician was reportedly on the private jet that flew LiLo from New York to Los Angeles in order to cut a plea deal for lying to cops and reckless driving. Sounds like he’s well-versed in her pastimes, too.
Despite being sentenced to 90-days of in patient rehab in lieu of jail time, Lindsay Lohan is adamant that she does not actually need to go to rehab. Thus, she continues to drink . Often. And hardcore. Just hours after the court hearing on Monday in which the Lindsay Lohan plea deal was struck to keep her out of jail, she was sitting at her hotel bar. Knocking back vodka sodas like there’s no tomorrow, Lindsay “did not seem fazed by the irony of the situation,” according to reports. Big surprise. Then, according to TMZ, she hit up a club with new lover Avi Snow . Moving on to last night, she rolled to a San Diego club called FLUXX after midnight. Hey, lock down rehab doesn’t have to start until May 2. PARTY TIME! Wearing a Yankees cap and a hooded sweatshirt, the 26-year-old hottest mess sat at a VIP table ordering vodka on the rocks all night. Good times. She has apparently learned one critical lesson though. Lindsay specifically requests that vodka be served from a glass carafe, so the table won’t have any alcohol bottles on it. Cell phone pics and all … Sources close to LL reiterate that she is adamant she does not have a substance abuse problem and does not think she needs professional help. That makes one of us. Pour out some of your vodka from the glass carafe at your table as a tribute to a lost soul with a once-bright future and tell us: Will Lindsay Lohan ever get clean? Yes, she’s totally learned her lesson by now! No, she’s in denial, spineless, weak and surrounded by enablers! View Poll »
