I guess R.E.M. hasn’t died of AIDS yet, because they just released a video OVER 1 MONTHER AGO – that no one gave a fuck about until they realized that Lindsay Lohan was in it earlier today….. Her cameo is all of 30 seconds and she’s rockin’ her fake porn lips, posing slutty half naked, while people take pics of her….all set to a horrible fuckinbg song that makes me want to get sodomized like I was Michael Stipe and die of AIDS so that I either get where he’s coming from in this pile of shit before not being stuck in a world where this kind of shit exists. Maybe I’m being Dramatic….but I guess that’s just what Lohan’s awesome tits do to me…cuz seeing her star in garbage like this…when she should be staring in Oscar Winning porn movies with me….is a bigger tragedy than her life is….
Lindsay Lohan has gone off the rails hardcore in recent months, even by her standards, but this fact is apparently not lost on her, according to a new TMZ report. The 26-year-old actress legitimately thought she had turned over a new leaf this past March after she completed the terms of her sentence for stealing jewelry. Somewhere along the line, though, the troubled star lost her way again, and is said to be inconsolable, repeatedly calling her lawyer Shawn Holley in tears. In classic Lindsay fashion, she knows her life is out of control, but she’s blaming it on others, saying she has again hooked up with a bad group of people. She says “opportunists” have tried to provoke and take advantage of her, and is adamant that she does NOT have a problem with alcohol or drug abuse. One could refute that all day and all night, but to her credit, Lindsay Lohan does say she should seek professional counseling and actually stick to it this time. Not coincidentally, counseling is seen as the only possible way she can avoid jail time for her recent probation violation and bevy of new criminal charges. Genuinely or not, Lindsay is telling friends her big problem is impulse control – not thinking before she acts – and thinks regular counseling would help with that. That and she’s surrounded by enablers. You buying it? A judge will hear her out one last time January 15, when she faces up to eight months in jail . What do you think: Throw Lindsay Lohan in jail? Yes, that train wreck brat will never learn otherwise! No, quit trying to make an example out of her, haters! View Poll »
A disturbing, shameless, yet kind of hilarious new tabloid report claims the infamous 1994 O.J. Simpson murders were actually caught on video. Yes, the National Enquirer claims it has video from O.J.’s ALLEGED (totally real) slayings of ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman. On the one hand, the Enquirer reached a new low with this one. On the other hand … admit it, you kinda wanna read this, right? How on earth this celebrity news (term used beyond loosely, like Lindsay Lohan loosely) publication keeps going back to the OJ well, we have no idea. Perhaps because we’re all still curious HOW the Juice did it. No, we couldn’t bring ourselves to buy If I Did It and who knows if that was even true. Or maybe Glen Rogers did it like he claims. Just kidding. It was all O.J. But what if a video truly caught him in the act? How incredible would that be? Obviously the tape would’ve been found in the past 18 YEARS. Still. In other Enquirer news, Macaulay Culkin attempted suicide and Lindsay Lohan is heading to the mental ward. Those are actually far more believable.
In news that could lead to a different kind of Storage Wars lawsuit than we reported on earlier this week … Lindsay Lohan is on the verge of having hers seized! Due to ongoing, worsening financial woes, Lohan, whose assets were already seized by the IRS , may see her physical possessions taken from her as well. We’re talking expensive designer clothes, family heirlooms and potentially embarrassing items, all because she hasn’t paid her storage bill of about $16,000. As a result, the unit is about to go up on the auction block . According to TMZ, she’s fallen behind on payments recently, putting the storage unit’s owner in a similar spot to anyone else who deals with Lohan. The account is now delinquent and the locker can’t be opened until the balance is paid in full … and that’s not going to happen because it’s Lindsay. Unless Lindsay pays up this month, that unit is theirs for the taking. If this saga isn’t reenacted for the (apparently fake) Storage Wars , we’ll be upset. She’s reached out to friends, but so far, no one’s loaned her the cash. Shock. Maybe her angel investor pal Charlie Sheen can come through again? Sadly, this is probably the least of her problems right now. After she was charged with lying to police after her June car crash, a judge revoked Lohan’s probation yesterday, scheduling a hearing for January 15. On that date, she could be sent to a different kind of storage unit for the next eight months … where at least she couldn’t accrue any new debts. Should LiLo do hard time for her various crimes? Yes, that train wreck brat will never learn otherwise! No, quit trying to make an example out of her, haters! View Poll » [Photo: WENN.com]
Lindsay Lohan’s probation was revoked as expected this morning in court, but a decision on whether she’ll go to jail as a result will have to wait until January. Because she’s on probation for stealing jewelry, Lohan faces eight months in jail as a consequence of her recent arrests IF a judge decides that’s best. Lindsay was charged with lying to police and driving recklessly while crashing her Porsche on Pacific Coast Highway in June. That got her probation revoked today. She was also arrested recently for assaulting Tiffany Mitchell , and could face additional consequences for that. Needless to say, we don’t envy her position. It’s not a done deal yet by any means, though. Commissioner Jane Godfrey, who is overseeing the case, scheduled a January 15 hearing on the probation violation. If Godfrey decides Lindsay did violate her probation, she could face 245 days in jail. A conviction beyond reasonable doubt is not necessary to lock her up. Of course, Godfrey could also be lenient , and is said to is gravitate more toward second chances than jail, so Lindsay could totally skate yet again. Figures. Should Lindsay do hard time? Vote below : Yes, that train wreck brat will never learn otherwise! No, quit trying to make an example out of her, haters! View Poll »
Despite reported plans to travel abroad with The Wanted, the actress is reportedly still in New York to wait out L.A. probation hearings. By Jocelyn Vena Lindsay Lohan Photo: Getty Images
Lindsay Lohan wants the world to know that she got Max George out of his clothes… literally. On Saturday, she tweeted at George a photo of his sweatshirt with the caption “Missing Something? The notorious redhead has been not-so-secretly pursuing the 24 year old singer. Just a few days ago, Lindsay was spotted on The Wanted’s tour bus as the personal guest of Max. George discussed Lohan with Us Weekly at Z100’s Jingle Ball on December 7, saying, “It’s fun, she’s a good girl. She can party nearly as hard as we can.” Sounds like a great influence!
‘She’s a cool girl. She’s all right. She’s good fun to be around,’ The Wanted member tells MTV News at Z100’s Jingle Ball. By Christina Garibaldi Lindsay Lohan hugs Max George backstage at Z100’s Jingle Ball Photo: Z100
59 years ago today, skintrepreneur Hugh Hefner published the first issue of men’s magazine Playboy . Now his life and career are the stuff of legend, but it all started when he borrowed $1000 from his mother, then worked from his kitchen in Chicago (also home to the glorious Skin Central ) to produce the inaugural issue. At the time the cover price was 50
Pamela Anderson’s debts are bigger than her … nevermind. She’s got financial problems is what we’re driving at. The buxom blonde was just hit by two separate tax liens, Lindsay Lohan style, to the tune of $370,000! The first lien was filed by the Internal Revenue Service (IRS), claiming she owes $259,395.75 for 2011 taxes, while the State of California also demanded $112,118.90. The DWTS hottie, 45, has had tax problems before, most notably back in 2009 when she was hit with a lien for a whopping $1.7 million (it’s unclear if that’s been paid). She was once listed on California’s list of Top Delinquent Taxpayers … a prestigious club that Lohan, Wesley Snipes, Lauryn Hill and Nic Cage may also be in. Pam has yet to respond formally to the IRS tax liens.
