Charlie Sheen decided to end the year with a controversial bang last night. The actor was the life of the party at a bar opening in Cabo when he jumped on stage to introduce iconic guitarist Slash, along with other big musical acts. For inexplicable reasons, however, Sheen screamed at the crowd: “How we doing? … Lying bunch of f**got a**holes, how we doing?” TMZ has the video of Sheen’s slur , along with two quotes from the actor. First, Sheen appears to make a sincere apology, telling the site: “I meant no ill will and intended to hurt no one and I apologize if I offended anyone.” Then, in classic Charlie Sheen fashion, he goes on to mock the incident, adding: “I meant to say maggot but I have a lisp.” Aside from helping Lindsay Lohan with her taxes, Sheen has remained relatively quiet and scandal-free over the past few months. But, hey, at least he didn’t beat any women while slamming homosexuals. We suppose that’s progress for the troubled star.
From Gangnam Style to the Sloppy Swish, Angelina Jolie leg thrusts to Chris Brown neck tattoos, and grumpy cats to photogenic peeps, 2012 was a great year for memes. On this Christmas Day, THG looks back at 12 of the best photos, videos, trends and topics that captured the Internet’s fascination (and creativity) over the past 12 months. Here’s what was imitated, parodied and shared with a vengeance in 2012: 12. Stingray Photo Bomb . Best. Photo. Bomb. Ever. The expression on the face of the aquatic resident of the waters off the Cayman Islands – and the terrified tourists he surprised – really says it all. 11. Chris Brown Neck Tattoos . After Chris Brown got a ridiculous neck tattoo (which many thought was a battered Rihanna), the Internet exploded with parodies. Lindsay Lohan with a tattoo of herself smashed? Classic. 10. Ridiculously Photogenic Guy (and Girl) . Whether they’re running a marathon or recovering from major surgery, some people are just too photogenic for words. If you can pry yourself away from staring at them, let’s move on! 9. Grumpy Cat . This sourpuss cat, whose real name is Tardar Sauce, first scratched the Internet with delight in September, inspiring a whole series of images like this. Felines aren’t known for being jovial, but wow. Cheer up, Grumpy Cat! 8. Ermahgerd . This absurd photograph of a vest-sporting girl holding Goosebumps books debuted in March and birthed a deluge of Ermahgerd talk (or “Berks” speak). We don’t really get it either. 7. Eastwooding . Perhaps the most memorable moments of the Republican National Convention came not from Mitt Romney or Paul Ryan, but from Clint Eastwood. Not a good sign for the party’s prospects, but a terrific source of material for the web, which watched Clint berating an Invisible Obama in an empty chair and went nuts. Overly Attached Girlfriend 6. Overly Attached Girlfriend . This wild-eyed chick and her parody of Justin Bieber’s “Boyfriend” just made everybody else’s clingy girlfriend seem really laid back. Seriously. Stalker much? 5. Angelina Jolie Leg Thrust . The actress’ forced, exposed-leg pose was probably the most talked-about, and spoofed, moment of the Academy Awards. We’re not sure if that says more about Ange or the Oscars. 4. Binders Full of Women . Mitt Romney made a strong run for the White House down the stretch, but his campaign was not without its verbal gaffes and head-scratchers. There was the 47 percent video , sure, but the web really had fun with his debate quips, such as threatening to fire Big Bird or references to binders full of women in Mass. PSY – GANGNAM STYLE Sloppy Swish 3. Gangnam Style / Sloppy Swish (tie) . PSY’s hit song is the most-watched video in the history of YouTube, making it a lock for a top three spot on this countdown. SNL’s “Mokiki and the Sloppy Swish” is an equally awesome, yet unheralded gem, however. Even if it is just a really stupid dance created by a crazy person. 2. Texts From Hillary Clinton . A photo of a badass-looking Hillary Clinton checking her phone inspired an entire Tumblr blog devoted to facetious texts from the Secretary of State. Takes a lot to impress Hill. Not unlike another notable, albeit younger gal: 1. McKayla Is Not Impressed . By like anything. After winning a silver medal in the vault at the London Olympics, the American gymnast was a but underwhelmed. Her momentary disappointment at losing out on gold gave way to one of 2012’s funniest memes, with McKayla’s “not impressed” smirk photoshopped across the web. Ryan Gosling shirtless. The royal wedding. The Grand Canyon. Marines raising the flag over Iwo Jima. Blah, blah, blah. Even the POTUS got in on the act! How many of these do you remember? Did we leave any out? Share your comments below and tell us which is your favorite, and which (if any) we snubbed!
Here are two underage celebrities that I have a feeling that will be having some major Lindsay Lohan -like problems when they get older. Sure they’re young and innocent now, but both Bella Thorne and Kylie Jenner are at the top of their games and they’re only like 15 years old. There’s not much else for them to achieve in life. So enjoy the success now ladies and I look forward to all the good stuff when you guys turn 18.
Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen witness paranormal activity in new trailer for horror spoof. By Josh Wigler Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan in “Scary Movie 5” Photo: Weinstein Co.
Lindsay Lohan is still one of the hottest girls around right now in our opinion and here she is showing off her wet spot for the paparazzi Continue reading →
Here’s one for my younger readers: Bella Thorne out Christmas shopping. As for the rest of you, just remember she’s still underage. So unless you want to ring in the New Year from in jail, don’t even think about asking her to sit on your lap and tell you what she wants for Christmas. Not even if you work as a mall Santa. You’re not fooling anyone, you perv. Related Articles: Bella Thorne Is The New Lindsay Lohan Bella Thorne Had A Birthday Bella Thorne Will Get You Into Trouble Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Went Back To Court Photos: PacificCoastNews
Ellen DeGeneres aired her first show today since the Newtown shooting that claimed the lives of 26 individuals on Thursday. And although the hour itself featured Bradley Cooper and Bruno Mars and included the usual Ellen jokes (and dancing, of course), the host kicked off the outing with an emotional speech. Saying her goal everyday “is to make you happy and make you feel good for an hour,” Ellen concluded: “We’re gonna do the show today, but it’s gonna be a struggle cause my heart is broken for those families and for all the people in Newtown. We’re holding you in our hearts. And today’s show is dedicated to you.” Ellen DeGeneres Newtown Dedication
Bronson Pelletier, an actor who portrayed a werewolf in The Twilight Saga, was arrested yesterday in Los Angeles for getting drunker than Lindsay Lohan on a Tuesday night. According to TMZ, here’s what went down: Pelletier’s pants. The 25-year old was removed from an airplane in Los Angeles after passengers complained of his drunk behavior. From there, sources say officers left Pelletier by a nearby gate… only to receive a call two hours later that the actor was at the airport. And NOT in the bathroom. So they returned and placed Pelletier under arrest for public intoxication. He was released not long after booking.
While an assault weapons ban will likely go before Congress in 2013, and while many are calling for stricter gun control laws in response to the Connecticut shooting , residents in at least two states are taking a different tact: They’re getting locked and loaded. On Saturday, Virginia state police reported 4,166 filings for background checks on those seeking to purchase a gun, that’s a whopping 42 percent increase from the same date in 2011. It’s also the highest tally since the state starting tracking these transactions in 1989. Colorado also set a single-day record for background checks on Saturday; that state checked in with 4,200, a record number since it starting keeping track in 1999. Only licensed gun dealers need to perform background checks, of course, meaning these figures don’t account for an individual purchasing weapons via private sellers. Where do you stand on these facts and figures? Is it understandable folks would want to stock up in the wake of a massacre? And is it time to pass major gun control laws? YES. Fewer guns, fewer tragedies! NO. It’s unconstitutional and won’t stop anything! View Poll »
Lindsay Lohan needs professional help like whoa and wants to see a psychiatrist to keep her out of jail (and for her general well being), but reportedly lacks the money to do so. Someone apparently doesn’t have good health insurance. “Lindsay is overwhelmed at the prospect of going back to jail and believes that a psychiatrist can help her through this trying time of her life,” says a Lohan insider. “However, Lindsay has a huge problem … she literally has no money.” How is that possible, you ask? Well, the IRS seized her bank accounts for one … and the cost of therapy is expensive if you’re hurting financially, which she is. “Her health insurance would only pay about 20 percent of the mental health bills, and the doctors that she wants to see charge $250-300 an hour,” the insider added. Fair enough, but Lohan is said to have earned $2 MILLION over the past 12 months. Where does that money go? Isn’t she working a lot? So many unanswered questions. This news comes on the heels of a report that Lohan is so broke she can’t pay $8,000 in rent – and money woes aren’t the extent of her problems, either. Lindsay’s probation, related to her shoplifting conviction, was formally revoked last Wednesday morning, after she was charged with lying to cops after her June car crash. “Prosecutors are going after Lindsay with a vengeance this time because of her flagrant disregard for the law,” the source previously said of the 26-year-old actress. “The LA City Attorney’s office will present evidence to Commissioner Jane Godfrey that Lindsay has a long storied history of lying to cops and of general lack of respect.” Lindsay’s agents and managers “just wish she would have taken these steps to take accountability for her life before her back was against the wall. Lindsay is her own worst enemy.” Her spiritual adviser will pen a letter urging a judge to sentence her to counseling instead of eight months in jail … but if she can’t pay for it, what’s the point? Jail’s rent free, as far as we know. Taxpayer dollars at work, babe! Lindsay Lohan: Lock ‘er up? Yes, that train wreck brat will never learn otherwise! No, quit trying to make an example out of her, haters! View Poll »
