Every once in a while, I get a little present in my inbox and this morning I received some more Kaki West workout shots. I’ve posted her on the site before and you guys seemed to like her. You better because she’s my future ex-wife. Kaki’s got all the right stuff, in all the right places. And as you can see, she’s able to do a real man push up. Impressive! Although, I’d be more impressed if she could touch her elbows behind her back. That’s a challenge…
I can’t believe they’re still making Scary Movies. Here is Lindsay Lohan on the set of Scary Movie 5 looking like a cheap call girl in old lady negligee. The cigarette is a nice touch; it ties the whole ensemble together. Anyways, it’s nice to see her have the opportunity to utilize her “talents” once again. And by talents, I don’t mean the illusions Lindsay performs where items end up “misplaced” or “mysteriously disappear”. I was talking about the one’s right below her neck.
Dina Lohan: “Look at you, you’re in your little tie and your little shoes….” Dr. Phil: “I’m in my little tie and my little shoes … what the hell does that mean?” The train wreck mother of Lindsay Lohan stops by Dr. Phil next week, and from the looks of the promo below, it goes about as well as you imagine it does. She’s basically a living, breathing advertisement for Alcoholics Anonymous.
I really want to have sex with Dina Lohan. I don’t know if it has to do with the fact that her mangled vagina shat out Lindsay Lohan….or if I am turned on by her evil stage mom who stole her daughter’s childhood and soul in efforts to live out her own dream of fame….fame that she ended up getting jealous of when it worked….because it probably means hot sex…..or if I am just into the fact that she’s bottom feeding so hard she’s doing Dr Phil…a show that already bottom feeds so hard to stay on the air….making this shit a party of the bottom feeders and that’s sexy like a 70s porn set..or maybe I just like her tan.
WTF?!?! Mixed Martial Arts Fighters Rips Out Friend’s Heart and Tongue While High Off Mushrooms A mixed-martial artist accused of ripping out his friend’s heart and removing his tongue while the two were on hallucinogenic drugs has pleaded guilty to murder and mayhem charges. Jarrod Wyatt of Crescent City, California, agreed to a plea deal in which he will serve 50 years to life in prison, Del Norte County prosecutors said. Wyatt pleaded guilty to first-degree murder involving mayhem in the March 21, 2010, death of his sparring partner, 21-year-old Taylor Powell, prosecutors said. ‘The earliest he’ll be able to see a parole board is 2062,’ District Attorney Jon Alexander said. ‘We saved Taylor’s family the agony from reliving the incident at the trial.’ Wyatt’s attorney, James Fallman, said his 29-year-old client didn’t want to testify at trial and he didn’t want his family to testify. ‘We looked for an agreement that would at least give him the opportunity to be paroled someday,’ Fallman said. ‘As bad as 50 years to life sounds, it’s better than life without the possibility of parole.’ What the hell makes a guy like this eligible for parole?! When police arrived that day at a home at the mouth of the Klamath River, they found Wyatt naked and covered in blood. He told the officers, ‘I killed him,’ and said he had cut out Powell’s heart and tongue, according to court documents. The officers found Powell’s body on the couch of the Requa home. His chest was cut open, and his heart, tongue and the skin of his face were gone, court records said. His heart was found charred in a wood-burning stove. An autopsy determined the organs had been removed while Powell was still alive, the documents said. Witnesses say the two had ingested hallucinogenic mushrooms before the attack and believed they were involved in a struggle between God and the devil. Whatever happened to just having a couple beers and maybe puffin’ a lil’ yahmean with your homies? Why do people want to keep doing these drugs that make them wild the fawk out?!? SMMFH Condolences to Taylor Powell’s family. Image via AP Source
What is this chick smoking? Lindsay Lohan retweets POTUS’ messages as much as the rest of us…but we’re confused by her response to Barack. SMH Much has been made of the celebrity presence at the Republican and Democratic National Conventions, but there’s one tabloid target who hasn’t made much of an impact. Perhaps that’s all about to change, however, because Lindsay Lohan has decided to jump into the fray, and talk taxes. Barack Obama’s Twitter account sent out a quote from one of the president’s speeches. It’s a bit unclear what Lohan is trying to suggest. Perhaps she means that some listed on Forbes magazine’s lists should receive tax cuts if it turns out that they are not, in fact, millionaires. We’ll leave it to you in the comments, but that might just be the most specific tax cut of all time. We hope this hot mess is embarrassed. Source Images via Twitter
Brad Pitt assured fans Thursday that he is planning on marrying Angelina Jolie … even while offering no details on when and where it will take place. In London to promote his new film Killing Them Softly , the 48-year-old star gamely fielded questions about wedding plans with his gorgeous fiancee. “No plans yet, other than we are going to do it ,” Pitt said, adding that despite his steadfast desire to marry her, “I plan very little as I get older.” Insiders say Pitt and Jolie’s nuptials will be a “simple, joyous gathering” with a tiny guest list, and that means no celebrities overshadowing the affair. While Pitt and Jolie, 37, live at France’s Chateau Miraval, the wedding rumors followed them to England this summer as she shoots Maleficent . “It’s been a great summer here,” Pitt said of life in the UK at Thursday’s event. “It’s just been a great spirited summer with all the sporting events.” “It’s one of the most pleasurable times I’ve ever had here. We’ve been hanging out just having a normal life while Mama works,” he added. [Photo: WENN.com]
Welcome to the Arena, Jeffrey Wright. In the latest piece of Catching Fire casting news, the veteran actor has signed on for this Hunger Games sequel as Beetee, the District 3 Male Tribute earns the nickname “Volts” due to his electronics expertise. A Tony Award winner, Wright joins an impressive cast that is led by returning stars Jennifer Lawrence, Liam Hemsworth and Jush Hutcherson. Newbies in the franchise, whose follow-up comes out on November 22, 2013, include: Sam Claflin , Stephanie Leigh Schlund, Maria Howell, Alan Ritchson, Amanda Plummer and Phillip Seymour Hoffman. [Photo: WENN.com]
Lindsay Lohan feels she really needs a tax cut. Guess all those worthless lackeys, coke dealers, and lawyers really take a bite. Ohhhh, ziiing! No, seriously, she Tweeted at President Obama and asked for a tax cut. She’s since erased it from her feed, though as we all know, once it’s been out there on the Interwebs, someone’s likely seen and preserved it. Case in point? The following Twitter “exchange” … As President Obama’s convention speech alluded to last night, he wants to extend the current Bush-era tax breaks for all but the top earners in America. Lindsay does make a good point, though. Poor baby was just booted out of the Chateau Marmont after stiffing them on a $46,000 hotel bill . How’s she supposed to pay that with the government gouging her? Hopefully the Republicans stick with Paul Ryan as their point person for advocating conservative economic policy instead of the 26-year-old ne’er-do-well. This is the second most absurd Tweet Obama’s received from a troubled starlet this year, after Amanda Bynes’ plea for him to fire the cop who busted her for DUI.
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