Kristen Bell posed some snaps or pics of her getting ready – which gets the voyeuristic fetish that every mothefucker has and has always had..it’s why we gossip…it’s why we climb up trees to watch people change or shower…it’s the story of my fucking life…yet I hate social media, I hate snapchat, I hate youtube and I hate VLOGS but maybe I just hate people – and liked when the internet was anonymous….or maybe I am just a creep who likes my voyeurism to be old school…and challenging..rather then served on a silver spoon…. Yet….she’s wearing butt pad underwear…showing it to the world…and there’s something, very little, but something magical about that.. She’s looking old, because she’s fucked with her face getting fillers, because girls don’t realize that gentle wrinkles doesn’t make you look old. but jacking your face does…but whatever…voyeurism… The post Kristen Bell Getting Ready for the Golden Globes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Amanda Seyfried is historically boring as fuck, but not that boring, since she’s pregnant and that required injecting sperm directly from her penis into her womb…with a married dude who figured he’s in too deep, is going to get busted for his cheating, and might as well commit to the cause….because she’s hot…even though 99 percent of the time she’s dressed like she’s got her period, unshowered, lazy, homely…and I guess that alone makes a bitch hot, so long as she’s not fat, because there’s nothing worse than these social media whores always taking selfies and looking in the mirror…the subtle hot chick who is also a millionaire from being a shameless actor in movies…is the answer… Anyway, she did vogue, probably too promote a movie, pre uterus exploding…and she’s amazing….I’m a fan and you are too…since the only person reading this is me… I also love that Lindsay Lohan has told me personally that she hates her….because being hated by Lohan for stealing her jobs..is magical… The post Amanda Seyfried Not Pregnant in Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Oh, Lindsay Lohan … poor ol' girl has been through a lot, hasn't she? Genetics dealt her a seemingly impossible hand when they gave her Michael and Dina Lohan for parents, and then life just kept on beating her down from there. She battled addiction, she struggled so much with obeying the law (because of the addiction, we're assuming), and, most recently, she was engaged to an allegedly abusive monster . And, lest we forget, she also nearly lost a finger recently . And on top of all that, no one seems to want to let Lindsay be great. Sure, she's had her moments of unnecessary awfulness — for instance, that time that she weirdly told Ariana Grande that she was wearing too much makeup , oh, and all those bizarre meltdowns she has — but who hasn't? The point is that she's trying, and there's no harm in letting her do that. Specifically, there's no harm in letting her try to do a sequel to Mean Girls. In this new interview with CNN, Lindsay reveals that she's desperate to do Mean Girls 2. Perhaps as desperate as we'd be to see Mean Girls 2! She says that she's so serious about it that she's already written a treatment, and she knows that the original crew is very busy, but that she'll keep annoying them about it until they do it. Bless you, Lindsay. See Ms. Lohan talk Mean Girls 2, George Michael, and more in the interview below:
Lindsay Lohan recently posted her manager’s email. I want everyone to email Lindsay Lohan’s manager who email she recently scott@scottcarlsen.com and ask him how much she costs for a cuddle session – no penetration – just a good wholesome cuddle…not that I am into cuddling – but figure once the cuddle is on…the anal is no too far away….especially when dealing with a crazy person… It’s the Christmas season, little miracles happen people….That’s all I have to say about that… The post Lindsay Lohan has a Manager of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Life can Be Unfair Old Trick… Cat VS Climbing Wall.. Lion Attacks a Man… Hockey Player Hits Referee… Roof Fail… Cop VS 17 Year Old Runaway Tire.. The post Country Singer Getting Flashed and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lindsay Lohan has a mangled face. She’s jacked it up with drugs, bad living, self destruction and more importantly fillers and other plastic surgeries that left her looking more like a Kardashian over the last 5 years than a Lohan, and not the good Kardashian…but Bruce Kardashian… But now she’s gone and accepted her life and her mangled face and the career she’s thrown away with bullshit, delusional statuses like: It’s about that time to recognise gravity is taking over my upper half (or so to speak) #age #numbers #foreveryoung when you get home. Sit down. Analyse your future & see the wrinkles! Because it’s good to be a rich spoiled brat…where everyone sucks up to you…so that your botox scars remind you of the aging process as you continue to fade into obscurity – with zero command over your audience that was pretty fucking into you for a long fucking time…convert that shit better you stupid fucking bratty crackhead… The post Mangled Face Lohan is Accepting Aging Despite Her Mangled Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lindsay Lohan has been in rare form lately. Actually, she’s been in the exact form we’ve come to expect, but it would be rare for anyone else on the planet. To her credit, Linds has slowed down on the partying, but that doesn’t mean she’s any less batsh-t these days. If anything, sober Lindsay might actually be more of a handful now that she’s “settled down.” The rumors about her personal life have gone from “I heard she sleeps face-down in a pile of cocaine” to “she might actually be a spy for the Turkish government ,” and it seems her inner circle is becoming more and more fed up. Page Six is reporting today that Lohan’s longtime publicist Hunter Frederick has cut ties with the actress after growing weary of her increasingly erratic behavior. “You never know what Lindsay you’re going to get,” a source says of Lindsay. “One second she’s in a great mood and wanting to get things back together, and the next you can’t say anything to make her happy,” Apparently, a big part of the reason that so many former Lohan loyalists are jumping ship these days is that she recently went from being a wealthy psychopath to a relatively poor one. “She’s going to have a really hard time finding a new publicist not only because she’s radioactive and no one wants to represent her, but the monthly retainer alone would render her bankrupt,” says the insider. Plus, there’s that problem of the fact talking to someone who insists on using a fake, made-up accent can get pretty irritating. It seems that of particular annoyance to Frederick was the fact that despite her financial difficulties, Lindsay habitually turns down lucrative job offers. “[She] just doesn’t want to take them for whatever reason,” says the insider. We imagine that’s quite frustrating for the folks whose job it is to ensure that these offers continue to roll in. The source says Lindsay can still command up to $15,000 for a sponsored Instagram post, and the ease of making enough money to get by through social media and non-entertainment-related business ventures has basically turned her off of acting. The fact that she’s no longer bringing in enough cash to pay her staff doesn’t seem to concern her. Of course, in recent months, Lindsay’s efforts to keep the cash rolling in have become increasingly desperate, leading her into the aforementioned business partnership with the Turkish government, as well as a gig promoting a Greek nightclub called – what else? – Lohan. It’s not hard to see why continuing to try and breathe new life into the career of an” actress turned club promoter and part-time social media ambassador for Turkey” doesn’t hold much appeal for Frederick.
If you don’t know who Tove Lo is…you probably still won’t know who she is after today…but you will have seen her tits…tits you may have already seen before..because she fucking loves showing her tits…but the tits aren’t substantial enough or maybe she’s not famous enough for you to remember by name…even if the whole marketing tactic behind showing her tits is to get known, remembered, seen…so much so that she’s doing topless instagram style shoots…all 70s and grainy…like a vintage playboy shoot from a simpler time…for her album art… I remember the first set of tits I saw on Album art. It was some lesbianic chick named Liz Phair and it was the 90s when tit pics were few and far between,…so much so that I just would jerk off to that thing over and over again…while listening to lesbian love songs…crying…at where life had gone wrong…. But in this era, an era of everyone’s tits living on the internet in a world of no privacy….because it’s some weird feminist agenda…that you can still jerk off to, but why bother, when there are so many more options to jerk off to… The post Tove Lo Topless for her New Album of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lindsay Lohan posted a picture in underwear..and now I am re-posting the picture for halloween because she’s a zombie…it’s not her fault it’s all the medication and crazy..and no one cares about her looking hot and half naked but me….because I am a very basic lazy person, who is old as fuck and stuck in the past and willing to continue to jerk off to old news, it’s easier, it’s there, it’s familiar, it’s not so magical, but it looks pretty fit, or maybe half dead but magical enough to me…mainly because it has survived this long….and weird enough…this is the highlight of my dad…because Lohan is my spirit animal…and I feel connected at the soul… Now…Here’s a creepy video of her… A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Nov 1, 2016 at 7:54am PDT The post Lindsay Lohan in her Underwear Because She’s Crazy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
