Lindsay Lohan and her manager Scott – who looks like he’s a 13 year old frat boy rich kid who managed to sell Lohan on the dream…to boost his social media….because she’s a disaster and needs to be sold the dream that he can spin her life around….because Lohan is god….and there should be no reason they don’t spin her story and get her paid – besides the fact that she is a total fucking crazy person who self destructs… They are in Thailand to take social media pics…..and/or lohan to rich people for sex. Big pimpin’… What it comes down to is Lohan is perfect…. The post Lindsay Lohan in a Bathing Suit Erotica of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lindsay Lohan posted this picture of her tits…in lingerie set to a Mother Teresa Quote: “If you judge people, you have no time to love them. Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier. Be faithful in small things because it is in them that strength lies.” -Mother Teresa I find that really fucking weird behavior, disturbing even…not because I am a religious man, not because I believe in Jesus, or even because I think that this picture is that bad, or non-catholic…but I wonder if Mother Teresa was thinking of Lindsay Lohan ever in her career as the Saint she became – saving dying children…which I guess Lohan can relate to thanks to no childhood, being exploited by her parents and the AIDS….but Lohan would make it about herself…to perpetuate some bullshit agenda…and she’s crazy so it makes sense… What makes more sense is staring at her tits. The post Lindsay Lohan Erotica Set to a Mother Teresa Quote – Weird – of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Middleton is the Royal Duchess….more like the Royal Duch ASS …..am I right? That’s all I’ve got…that’s the extend of my abilities…. Take me out back and shoot me now… This Old Yeller is done…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Middleton’s Royal Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Some women, like Lohan, are rotting from the inside out – in terms of relevancy, spirit and genitals…so squeezing into unbreathable pants…is just crazy…but crazy is what she is…it is all she knows…it is all she’s ever known…so I guess it makes sense…it feels like home. It’s the only thing that’s real…it’s true to herself, it’s authentic in this world of everything being contrived, fake, strategic to get ahead bullshit…which based on her filled up face…and overall attitude towards real global issues…her crazy being real…is the only thing being real..the rest of her is just jacked the fuck up…but I’d still like to cum on it…just to see her trying to close her eyes – while her botox face muscles don’t let her…. I guess the point of this post is to say…I’d love to smell whatever those unbreathable pants baked for dinner…..while she was wearing them…. HOT TO ME…isn’t necessarily hot to anyone else in this terribly sad world… TO SEE MORE – CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Leather Pants of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Well, that didn’t take long. For a while there, it looked like Lindsay Lohan had really turned things around. Or at the very least, she’d sworn off hoovering piles of cocaine in order to better focus on spying for the Turkish government . Hey, it’s a step in the direction … we think. If nothing else, Lindsay pulled a serious role model upgrade in recent months. there was a brief period where instead of trying to be the next Courtney Love, she set her sights on being the next Angelina Jolie. Unfortunately, that’s easier said than done, and it looks like LiLo may be backsliding into her own ways. It seems part of the problem is that one of Lindsay’s most high-profile international “philanthropic” endeavors was the opening of Lohan nightclub in Athens. Yes, she opened a nightclub and named it after herself, and yes, she claimed all the profits would go to charity. For all we know, maybe she has donated all the profits. If the past year has taught us anything, it’s that orange-colored throwback celebs who seem to suffer from constant allergy symptoms aren’t always forthcoming with their tax returns. Anyway, to the utter shock of absolutely no one, Lindsay has been partying at Lohan nightclub . Sources say she’s been spotted hanging out in the VIP with the “business partner” who helped her purchase the place. You may remember him as the dude Lindsay claimed to be “just friends” with in the video where she debuted her weird new fake accent: Lindsay Lohan’s Bizarre New Accent According to Radar Online, she’s off the wagon, they’re hooking up, and the whole is being kept on the ultra down-low for fear that it’ll mess up Lindsay’s last ditch effort to salvage what’s left of her reputation through good works. In case you haven’t been keeping up on the personal affairs of an actress who hasn’t appeared in a hit movie in 13 years (Jeez, what have you been doing with your life?!), Lindsay appeared to have put the partying life behind her in recent months. First, she deleted all of her Instagram photos and left only a traditional Muslim greeting in their place . When she reappeared on social media, it was with a bunch of Jolie-esque photos in which she’s seen posing with Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdorgan. Erdogan’s a pretty problematic dude, what with having just suppressed a coup last year, but hey, at least Lohan was briefly taking an interest in things that don’t go up her nose, right? Of course, given the fact that she was getting involved with some pretty shady characters, it might be a good thing that Lindsay has rediscovered her passion for blow and publicly sucking face. View Slideshow: 29 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan
Kalani and Jarani Dean have given new meaning to the term “twins.” Born nine months ago to Whitney Meyer (who is white) and her boyfriend Tomas Dean (who is black), Kalani and Jarani are both precious and adorable. But Kalani takes after he mom in the skin color department and Jarani takes after her dad. Yes, this is the rare instance of BIRACIAL TWINS! According to the BBC, interracial couples expecting twins have a 1 in 500 chance that their children will be born with different skin colors. Which is actually not as extreme a percentage as we'd have guessed. “No one believes they’re twins,” Meyer tells Us Weekly. “When we go out in public, people will start looking at them because I dress them identical and I can tell they’re confused.” But Kalani and Jarani are more than just (cute!) abnormalities. They were born on April 23, 2016, less than two years after Meyer lost her 2-year-old son, Pravyn, in a drowning tragedy. “They are my miracle babies,” Meyer tells that same magazine. “J looks exactly like her brother did. They are identical. When I look at pictures of J, I see Pravyn.” So… pretty amazing all around, we'd say. See more photos of the twins and learn more about them below:
Before we delve into the matter of an 18-year-old attending a party where other people might have possibly been consuming alcoholic beverages, let’s do a quick run-down of the week’s top news stories, shall we? Vital government agencies are being silenced; women are being denied life-saving services; 20 million are soon to be stripped of their healthcare; the disastrous Dakota Access Pipeline project is a go; our soon-to-be secretary of state is besties with Vladimir Putin; and our president is about to sanction discrimination on the grounds of religious beliefs. In short, we’re all f–ked. But anyway, we came here to talk about a real scandal: a legal adult attending a film festival in that hotbed of salacious behavior, rural Utah! Yes, according to Radar Online Malia Obama was at Sundance this week, and all eyes were on the former first daughter for signs of a slip-up that could be used to further enrage the millions of Americans who are still pissed about her father’s blackness. Unfortunately, she didn’t morph into Lindsay Lohan the day her family moved out of the White House, so we’ll have go right on paying attention to the fact that our current president wants to turn out southern border a $25 billion border wall. Bummer. So what sort of behavior did Malia engage in in Park City that might warrant the attention of the tabloid press? Well apparently she attended a “controversial new film,” which wouldn’t even be newsworthy if this were the world’s slowest news week and Malia weren’t interning for a prominent indie film producer. But as it happens, Malia is currently working for Harvey Weinstein and American democracy is dying a slow painful death as we speak, which means the fact that a single tabloid editor saw this story and said, “I want 1,000 words on my desk yesterday!” is evidence that we’re living in a dystopian nightmare dreamed up by the ghosts of Orwell and Philip K. Dick. The messed up thing is, this story will gain traction, just like it did when Malia “partied” at a club last week. The narrative began with images of Malia “smoking pot” at Lollapalooza over the summer, and it shows no signs of letting up, We understand the need to distract yourself from the real, terrifying political news of the moment, but there are easier ways to get outraged over nonsense. Just check out Trump’s Twitter page. Last we checked, he was still bitching about the size of his inauguration crowd, because we are truly living in the darkest timeline.
Bella Thorne, a high school drop out, we assume, has the ability to even make reading a slutty selfie opportunity….as she shows off leg…ass..and bra….learning her lines…the way her parents beat into her on their quest to use her as a retirement plan…that apparently has worked for everyone involved so far…from us, to them, to her…but that we all know the real victim in all this is Bella Thorne…the sacrifice that is currently high rolling – but the second she falls off – will fall off so hard…possibly dying prematurely…as Lindsay Lohan did before her…There’s a lifespan to this shit..so take it in…today she makes reading slutty..and today this is what matters…I never care when the hooker, sex worker, child star, abused person cracks…I like them when they are bringing the gold…or in this case…the pussy. The post Bella Thorne Pretends She Knows How To Read of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne, a high school drop out, we assume, has the ability to even make reading a slutty selfie opportunity….as she shows off leg…ass..and bra….learning her lines…the way her parents beat into her on their quest to use her as a retirement plan…that apparently has worked for everyone involved so far…from us, to them, to her…but that we all know the real victim in all this is Bella Thorne…the sacrifice that is currently high rolling – but the second she falls off – will fall off so hard…possibly dying prematurely…as Lindsay Lohan did before her…There’s a lifespan to this shit..so take it in…today she makes reading slutty..and today this is what matters…I never care when the hooker, sex worker, child star, abused person cracks…I like them when they are bringing the gold…or in this case…the pussy. The post Bella Thorne Pretends She Knows How To Read of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a picture of Jenna Dewan Tatum in bed…naked…probably creatively directed by your favorite male stripper Channing Tatum…who didn’t win the golden globe for the worst movie ever…but probably could have…because it required zero talent….like this pic…only…in this pic there is good back curvature and booty…. The only Jenna Dewan Tatum / Channign Tatum story I have for you, is that I was forced to watch Jupiter Rising yesterday and wanted to kill myself…and that I met one of his agents, who may have been a hipster lying about being his agent, but who I think was his agent….and he said he would drop off scripts at Channing’s house early in his career, and he’d open the door fully naked….and his wife would be fully naked…and they would try to get the agent naked….because they were having some “naked day”….and I thought that was one of the better Hollywood story I’ve heard from an agent, usually they are more cunty…and I’m more into showing their cunt…something Jenna Dewan Tatum isn’t doing….but that you now that cunt is grinding up on some bed sheets…and sometimes that’s enough.. The post Jenna Dewan Tatum Nude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
