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Beyonce Wax Figure Sparks Disdain, Confusion Among Fans

There’s a new wax figure of Beyonce at the flagship Madame Tussauds location in New York City. At least we think it's Beyonce. We've been told it's Beyonce. As you're about to discover, however, it looks nothing at all like Beyonce. The Internet has reacted on shock and horror to this supposed manifestation of its favorite singer, with many members of the passionate Beyhive speaking out in hilarious defiance. Check out the best reaction (and see the Beyonce wax figure!) below… 1. This is FIERCE! It’s something alright… but we’re pretty sure that something is not a solid represenation of Beyonce Knowles. 2. We’re Starting Strong Tomi Lehrens with a busted face??? Amazing. 3. Lindsay Lohan Does Not Deserve Her Own Wax Fi… … what?!? This isn’t Lindsay Lohan?!? 4. This Could Be Jessica. Or Maybe It’s Britney. But we know one thing for sure: It… is… not… Beyonce. 5. This is More Than a Theory It’s clearly a fact. 6. This is the Beyonce Wax Figure in Las Vegas Seriously, has no one at Madame Tussauds ever seen a photo of Beyonce?!? View Slideshow

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Rumer Willis New Face Shows Off Body for her Sobriety of the Day

I guess the rumor is the Rumer Willis has been sober for the last 6 months and deserves a metal for her not drinking or doing drugs for the last 6 months, but found a new vice in the form of FACE injections and I would imagine Prescription pills…because booze is bad, but let me get my hands on that AMBIEN and XANAX…unless she quit that too, which is not that impressive… The only thing I enjoy about this is knowing that despite her being sober, dudes who fuck her still need to be drunk…cuz she’s just that kind of hot…IRONY…or is it? I never know what is ironic.. But then again there are perverts anywhere, who can fuck anything, I’m just saying the only way to fuck this thing is from behind at 4 am…. RIGHT….MR POTATO HEAD….RIGHT… The post Rumer Willis New Face Shows Off Body for her Sobriety of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lindsay Lohan Naked Birthday Cake of the Day

I guess this is a picture from the QUEEN OF MY LIFE’s birthday…Lindsay Lohan, the only thing that truly matters, the only thing that is really real, the only thing that I’ve ever truly loved, all the is right in the world, the center of the universe, the best love song, the best story, the best meal, the best redhead, an ICON…a goddess…everything and all… So I should post this nude looking blowing out candles on a boat similar to the one that amputated her pegging rich arab men for money finger…I guess they’ll just have to SIZE UP… BECAUSE….LOHAN IS MY SOUL and I want her to piss on my face….or something like that… The post Lindsay Lohan Naked Birthday Cake of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kathy Griffin "Beheads" Donald Trump, Pisses Off Internet

Warning: There are three people involved in this story, and perpetually-parched celebrity photographer Tyler Shields might be the least obnoxious one. You may remember Shields from the time when he took lots photos of Lindsay Lohan seductively nibbling her fingers , back when that was a thing some people wanted to see. Chronicling the life of LiLo never helped Shields develop into a slightly less creepy Terry Richardson like it was supposed to, so these days he's changing strategies. Interestingly, he remains fixated on Cheeto-colored throwback celebs who wore out their welcomes well over a decade ago. And now, Shields has figured out a way to squeeze two carrot-hued relics into one desperate publicity stunt. Yes, if you've spent much time on social media today, then you probably caught wind of the controversy involving Kathy Griffin and a bloody, beheaded Trump dummy. If you haven 't been on Twitter in the past couple hours, we recommend you keep your distance, as the takes are more red hot than Jared Kushner's face when someone uses the phrase “back channel” in his presence. They're hotter than the incubation room where Steve Bannon stores the leathery eggs of his future progeny. They might even be hotter than the young, Lahren-esque communications director who will emerge out of nowhere once Kellyanne and Spicy go missing sometime next week. People are pissed, is what we're saying. And of course, no one is more pissed than noted famous name-haver and grown up kid from The Omen , Donald Trump, Jr. “Disgusting but not surprising. This is the left today. They consider this acceptable,” an irate DJTJ told the press today. Griffin is sticking to her guns, claiming that she does not condone violence, and is merely sticking it to the “Mocker-in-Chief” in the crass fashion he seems to prefer. “There was blood coming out of his eyes, blood coming out of his … wherever,” Griffin said, referencing last year's infamous Trump-Megyn Kelly feud . Check out some footage from the photo shoot to decide for yourself if Griffin was out of line, or just giving Donnie a taste of his own medicine:

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Lindsay Lohan in Bathrooms with Friends of the Day

Lindsay Lohan in bathrooms with friends….and the only Lohan bathroom story I have is when I hung out with her – one time in my life – a while ago – around the start of her collapse – which was the single greatest day of my life – but probably not of her life as she knew the end was near… Well, she locked herself in the bathroom with a friend I ended up sharing a cab home with, and came out an hour later…at around 4 in the morning…rockin’ out…girl was in Pajama pants singing and dancing and it was glorious because you see…she was in there doing her medicine and it really brought her to life…creepily but still iconic…so seeing her in the bathroom, with a snap filter instead of her botox face filter is nice… But seeing her in this weirdo shoot…is better… The post Lindsay Lohan in Bathrooms with Friends of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gucci Man On How Black Tony’s Support Helped Him Through Prison [VIDEO]

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Tyra Banks Confirms ‘Life-Size 2’ Is On The Way, Wants Zendaya To Co-Star

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Lindsay Lohan Paddle Boarding

Lindsay Lohan and her GUT went for a paddleboard…because that’s what you do when you have nothing else going for you. She was in South East Asia, where you can live like a king for a couple thousand dollars a month, sex tourism and hookers included in that couple of thousand dollars, because if you can’t maintain celebrity in America…go to Asia…half of all the instagram followers of most hookers on instagram you see are THAI…so it makes sense. I love Lohan, her belly in a bikini, her face haggard and looking like Gollum..because she’ll always be LOHAN to me….not to mention, seeing a family and industry eat up and spit out a young girl, like monsters, greedy fucking monsters out to get paid…excites me. It’s the American Dream…and to me Loha is the American dream….I am into it… Her caption: “it’s so beautiful I cannot #breathe ???????? #mashallah and I just taught my friend to swim!!! Yes I totally agree.. Often we see beauty not just because the person is beautiful, but because they have an inner glow that comes out with in.. It’s comes from their eyes, smile and movement and most their confidence. What the fuck this cracker on? Seriously…amazing.. The post Lindsay Lohan Paddle Boarding appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan is Not in a Burkini of the Day

It’s my birthday – so why not celebrate rotting – like the corpses we all are…with LINDSAY LOHAN in a bikini.. To live is to die…and dying is part of living…and LINDSAY LOHAN has been dying pretty hard since she was about 20 and is actually amazing that she’s still alive… despite being her sex appeal’s pretty dead…in a bathing suit…and not YESTERDAY’s BURKINI… She’s only 30, which is old, but not that old….but her body due to the years of abuse…looks bloated and broken and weird…a little fitness could do her some good…but instead she’s barrel bellied like a pug…the way I like my women…. Here she is…a gift to me…and a gift to all of you… To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan is Not in a Burkini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Burkini Photoshoot of the Day

I figure if you’re a devout muslim, and your religion requires you to cover yourself up you shouldn’t be banned from the other joys of life, like playing around on the beaches of Thailand where little boys dress like girls and British men fuck them….it kind of takes the beautiful setting and landscape of Thailand…and taints it….. So the Burkini makes sense to me, you know some fully clothed swimming….who the fuck cares if someone wears a fucking snowsuit to the beach…it doesn’t matter… I figure if Lindsay Lohan is in a burkini doing a burkini shoot, she’s either helping out a friend, mocking the Arab Nation because she’s Lindsay Lohan, and everything about her is pretty much against all religion….but she is an actress and believes… It’s just too bad that even in a burkini, while covered up, she looks like a bloated mom after the Christmas holidays in her sweat suit…not quite the bikini I want to see her Lohan implants in… But the good news is she’s full of shit, this works for her for now, but soon enough she’ll be out in a regular bathing suit….like 5 minutes after this shoot….because that’s how ARAB she is…. I am not against any religion, but I don’t like all religion, Science debunked it and seeing these believers makes me think they are either lost souls, dumb, or full of shit….like Lohan in her Burkini…mocking for attention, a little PR hustle, while really believing in the 10,000 bucks the burkini company is probably paying her to be their spokesperson…. I guess what it comes down to is that this is the highlight of my day – and if everyone wore a burkini, maybe I’d be able to jerk off again…to normal things…like a woman’s ankle…or pussy definition in a bikini…or the lingerie catalog…and I won’t need spread asshole anymore or insertion and throat fucking anymore..I’ll be reset and back to normal..because all these girls naked all the time is desensitizing me. The post Lindsay Lohan Burkini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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