Lindsay Lohan. Kenny Powers. If there were ever a match made in heaven , this would be it, and the troubled actress is reportedly headed to Eastbound & Down on HBO to make it happen. Spoiler alert re: her role … According to TMZ, Lindsay will play the adult version of Kenny’s illegitimate daughter on the series finale. She’s currently filming on set in North Carolina. Kenny’s baby seemed like destined to be Lindsay Lohan -esque, with its nursery stocked with bongs and sex toys … and its dad being Kenneth Powers. It’ll be LiLo’s first acting gig since Liz & Dick and The Canyons , both of which brought THG a lot of material … but not exactly widespread critical acclaim. As with Eastbound & Down , of course … we watched.
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m glad to see Lindsay Lohan back in action. I don’t care what anybody says, I missed that freckled cleavage of hers. And I’ve gotta admit, Lindsay’s looking pretty good here for somebody who’s only one more rehab visit away from a free sandwich. Anyway, I know that new movie of hers is supposed to be terrible, but I’m hoping that co-starring with a porn star will finally get Lindsay one step closer to her true career path. I’m telling you, she’s going to be a natural. Related Articles: Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Are Looking Healthy Lindsay Lohan Bikini Top Boobs Heaven Lindsay Lohan Looking A Little Swollen Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Went Back To Court Photos: Fame
Lindsay Lohan Says She Will Never Drink Again Either her 9,785 rehab stint FINALLY worked, or Hollyweird wild child Lindsay Lohan is just babbling to hear herself talk, because she says she’s a bottle-hugger no more. via THG Lindsay Lohan is determined to live alcohol-free. Like forever. The actress, who just got out of rehab but was warned by her doctors and a judge to stick with treatment or face certain failure, is apparently taking that advice. So committed is LiLo to her sobriety that she will insist hotel rooms, dressing rooms and even her mom’s home are dry when she comes for a visit. Dina Lohan’s house, alcohol free? That will be a tall order, but she checked into the Beverly Hills Hotel this week and did just as described above. Same goes for her guest stint on Chelsea Lately last week. She insisted her dressing room contain only non-alcoholic drinks before her gig on E! Lindsay also plans to travel with a “sober coach” for at least the next week. We’ll see how long this one holds up. In all fairness, it makes a world of difference to have people around you who have your best interest in mind so her crew making sure her dressing rooms, hotels rooms, etc. are actually free of alcohol will play a big part in Lindsay sticking to this proclamation. Continue reading →
Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab , having just wrapped up her latest 90-day, court-ordered stint in which she split time between two California facilities. But the hard part has just begun, a judge warned. The judge who sent her into rehab for violating probation by lying to cops ordered her to attend therapy three times a week for the next 16 months. He made the decision hours after she left rehab. In a letter to the judge, Cliffside Malibu confirmed that Lindsay Lohan had “successfully completed her court-ordered course of treatment at the center.” However, it is “critical” she continue treatment. The facility says without three, 50-minute sessions per week required by the court (with attendance verified), she is “set up for almost certain failure.” Cliffside Malibu’s founder suggests the sessions “should be done face to face while she is in town, and via Skype or phone if she is out of town.” Lindsay Lohan has been in rehab at least six times and told Piers Morgan as recently as May that she felt it was all a big joke and waste of time. “Constantly sending me to rehab is pointless,” she claimed. “The first few times I was court-ordered to rehab it was like a joke, like killing time.” Cliffside says she didn’t treat it like one while she was there, though, reiterating, “We couldn’t be happier with the progress Ms. Lohan has made.” What LiLo does next is on her, and reports that she’s making a ” cut list ” of people to remove from her social circles is clearly a great first step. It’s hard to get any worse than it’s gotten in the last five years, right? What do you think, THGers? Can Lindsay Lohan stay clean? Yes, she’s totally learned her lesson by now! No, she’s in denial, spineless, weak and surrounded by enablers! View Poll »
Epitome of a bad mother… Dina Lohan Drunk Dials Daughter Lindsay While She’s In Rehab As if resident Hollyweird wild child Lindsay Lohan isn’t having a hard enough time on her own going through rehab for her drug and alcohol addiction, Lindsay’s mother Dina has now been banned from contacting her during her rehab stint after Dina drunk dialed the clinic looking to speak to her daughter. via TMZ Lindsay Lohan’s mother has been banned from participating in her rehab treatment after a drunken phone call a few weeks ago … TMZ has learned. Sources tell us shortly before Lindsay’s birthday, July 2, Cliffside rehab facility got Dina on the phone — so LiLo could have a conversation with her. But we’re told the person from the clinic who spoke to Dina believed she was hammered, and quickly nixed the idea of letting her speak to Lindsay. Furthermore, we’re told the rehab team felt it would be best for LiLo’s treatment if she stopped talking to Dina altogether for the rest of her stay. Nothing says “support” like drunk dialing a person who’s in rehab trying to beat an alcohol addiction. SMH. Continue reading →
As we reported Monday, Lindsay Lohan is getting ready to grant a tell-all interview and docu-series to Oprah Winfrey … but it’s gonna cost O plenty. We’re talking a stunning $2 million, according to a TMZ report. OWN has been negotiating with the star for months, and she seems poised to bank seven figures twice over for being a hot mess. What a world. Heck, Playboy paid a mere $1 million for Lindsay Lohan nude . LiLo has torpedoed her career over the years with her inability to get her ish together, but paradoxically, this is also becoming her calling card. Because of the drama and interest created by almost going to jail, firing her lawyer, going to Betty Ford, bailing on rehab, etc … she could get rich . In addition to all those zeroes, Lindsay Lohan will get some perks from Oprah as well, to the tune of two fully-paid personal assistants and a stylist. Substance abuse and sex tapes. The new acting. Lindsay Lohan: Can she stay clean? Yes, she’s totally learned her lesson by now! No, she’s in denial, spineless, weak and surrounded by enablers! View Poll »
Lindsay Lohan’s 2007 “psychological thriller” film I Know Who Killed Me was so bad, no one should ever watch it … that’s according to Lindsay Lohan herself. Still in rehab at Cliffside Malibu, LiLo was allowed to go online this week as a 27th birthday present, and responded to a fan who had tweeted her this message: “@lindsaylohan can you tweet me I watched I know who killed me twice last night.” Lohan obliged with a Tweet, but quipped “two times too many!” At least she’s self-aware. It’s that bad, though she is kind of a natural as a stripper working the pole, and working some guy’s pole. See below (kind of NSFW): Lindsay Lohan Pole Dancing Scene Lindsay Lohan Sex Scene
Attending a tour of the Warner Bros. film studio today in Leavesden, England, Kate Middleton wore a polka dot Topshop dress with Ralph Lauren jacket. The $76 frock sold out within hours of her wearing it, online and in stores. Despite the Duchess being six months pregnant, the dress is not maternity wear. You wouldn’t know it from how perfectly it covered the royal heir(ess). Seriously. One of the cutest Kate Middleton baby bump photos yet. This isn’t the first time the 31-year-old wife of Prince William has caused clothing to sell out at warp speed, and it’s safe to say that it won’t be the last. Most famously, the blue Issa dress she when she announced her engagement in 2010 continued to sell out even after the brand replenished the stock. Here’s hoping Topshop learned from that experience. For many more of the brunette British beauty’s best looks – from before and during her pregnancy – check out our Kate Middleton fashion section!
