Amber Portwood is battling hard to stay sober. Hard as it is for the former Teen Mom star, she’s making progress in prison. Four months after choosing to serve a five-year jail term instead of completing a drug program, the 22-year-old admits she’s not normal but is turning a corner. Slowly. Painfully. “Right now I’m trying to figure out what I’m doing with my life,” Amber Portwood wrote in a statement read on the Teen Mom reunion show. “I guess I got lost.” “I went to jail because I had an addiction to opiates. You live and you learn and that’s real … I have to grow up quicker and start acting like a mother.” “My No. 1 priority right now in life is dedicating my life to being sober. And to show my daughter that people make mistakes but you can always come back.” In her case, she will come back in May 2017 (or perhaps sooner based on good behavior behind bars), thanks to her 2011 felony drug possession conviction. Here’s hoping whenever she gets out, she’s clean. For good.
It’s more of a sure thing than Lindsay Lohan’s next arrest : Here Comes Honey Boo Boo will return to TLC for a second season. That’s what happens when you rate higher than the Republication National Convention . According to The Hollywood Reporter , however, the family at the center of this ridiculous smash hit won’t come cheap: the Thompsons are negotiating with the network for a sizable raise. With Honey Boo Boo’s 17-year old sister having recently given birth, expanding the show’s cast for next year, sources say the Thompsons are seeking $10,000 per episode. Here Comes Honey Boo – which is a spinoff of Toddlers & Tiaras – will air its Season 1 finale on Wednesday, September 26.
Lindsay Lohan’s hit-and-run accuser says she reeked of booze when she love tapped him with her car and was popped for a hit-and-run earlier this morning. The star is telling friends she had no idea she hit anybody and wasn’t drunk in the least, and had no idea anything was going on until the cops arrested her. Pretty much par for the course when you’re dealing with her. The short story: A minor traffic incident in NYC ended with Lindsay Lohan arrested and charged with a hit-and-run on a pedestrian shortly after midnight. Alleged victim Jose Rodriguez, a chef in NYC, spoke with the NY Daily News following the crash, saying LiLo was slurring words and “smelled like alcohol real bad.” Police say they don’t believe LiLo was drunk at the time of the arrest outside the Dream Hotel, however they acknowledge that LL did not take a breathalyzer test. Rodriguez said he’d just left work at Bottega restaurant when all of the sudden “[I] saw this car come real quick and hit me. … I was in so much pain, I fell to the side.” He claims he was taken to Bellevue Hospital and treated for torn tendons, with doctors giving him morphine to deal with the pain. Anyone out there buying this? Lindsay’s not, and hotel surveillance video may back her up. The footage shows the entire incident, starting with Linds driving into the hotel, down a ramp, and alleged victim walking in the pedestrian path she had to cross. Her car was traveling at a very slow speed and it’s unclear if she even made contact with him, though one police detective felt Lindsay’s car “grazed” his leg. Once Lindsay cleared the area and proceeded down a ramp, the video shows the alleged victim sprinting after her … supporting his claim that Lohan tagged him. At the same time, this doesn’t bolster his own account that he hit the deck and suffered torn tendons. It does not appear he confronted the star at the hotel. When Lindsay got out of the car, she didn’t seem flustered at all. In addition, sources say she was at a Slash concert prior to this, and was not drinking there. Lohan was backstage watching Slash and there was no booze served, since the rocker doesn’t drink. She left there at 11:30 and (allegedly) hit the guy at 12:12. That gives Lindsay 42 minutes to leave the show and go a mile and a half in NYC traffic … not exactly time for her to go out, get sloshed, then get in the car. Basically, it’s unclear if Lindsay hit the guy or what consequences she might face if she did, but it looks like he’s lying or at least exaggerating what went down. Why she can’t just get a driver is an open question, though. Some people should just not be behind the wheel of a car. How many times can this happen?!?
‘I think that the Republicans need to stay out of people’s bedrooms,’ says Stephanie Petelos, 21. By Gil Kaufman, with additional reporting by Andrew Jenks A young supporter holds a sign at the Republican National Convention Photo: Brendan Smialowski/ AFP/ Getty Images
Lifetime’s promotional pictures show actress with “Liz and Dick” onscreen husband Grant Bowler. By Kara Warner Lindsay Lohan and Grand Bowler in “Liz & Dick” Photo: Jack Zeman/ Lifetime
Lindsay Lohan claims she’s been framed (there’s a freaking surprise) in the recent burglary she’s suspected of, and points the finger at Andrew Knight. Andrew is the son of Suge Knight, FYI. Tread carefully, LiLo. Police say Lindsay Lohan is a suspect in the theft, which took place at the lavish estate of Sam Magid, a good friend of LiLo’s, a week ago Sunday. See if you can keep up with this strange saga: Magid told cops Monday that two of LiLo’s friends, one of whom is Andrew Knight, said she handed them a bag with 2-3 stolen items wrapped in a shirt that night.
She went from innocent to Person of Interest real quick! And now, the case may end up being closed altogether since Lindsay’s “friend” recanted their story they’d originally told police. The strugglin’ actress was partying at a friends swanky home in the Hollywood Hills and crashed for the night along with other guests. Lindsay also brought two additional male friends with her to the party who also spent the night. When everyone woke up the next morning, the owner of the home claimed expensive jewelry had been stolen from the property. Lindsay insisted she had nothing to do with it. According to TMZ , Law enforcement sources tell us they are not ready to call Lindsay a suspect, but they are suspicious of her actions at a house party where 2 watches and an expensive pair of sunglasses — total value $100,000 — supposedly went missing. We’re told Lindsay let 2 friends into the house and cops think when they left they took the goods … and she may have been in on it. But now there’s a twist in Lindsay’s favor. We’re told the owner of the house has recanted his story and written a letter to cops saying nothing was stolen. Of course, it flies in the face of his actions Sunday night when he called the cops and made the theft report. Michael Lohan tells TMZ, “After personally speaking with the homeowner, there was NOTHING stolen from his home. Lindsay has no involvement and the owner has told the cops that.” We’re told as of now the matter is still under investigation, but if the “victim” recants, it’s unlikely the case will proceed. Sounds suspect to us. We hope she didn’t pocket her girls bling. Images via WENN
Sources say Mother Monster and the starlet might work together for a clip from ARTPOP, but Lohan’s rep is ‘not confirming’ reports. By Jocelyn Vena Lindsay Lohan, Ellen von Unwerth and Lady Gaga at the Chateau Marmont Photo: LittleMonsters.com
What kind of trouble is Lindsay Lohan getting into now? If any member of the motley crew that is Fox News , TMZ and The Sun can be believed, she’s leveraging her star power into leveraging guys out of their pants on the set of The Canyons. According to TMZ, Lindsay got a bit camera-shy when it was time to unleash her puppies for a topless scene– until she got some company: ” Sources connected with production tell TMZ, the scene required Lindsay to go topless — but she was so uncomfortable with the idea of baring her bosom in front of the set’s 10-man crew, she asked them to strip down with her … to their boxers. The crew was hesitant at first — but according to sources, they eventually obliged, stripping down and shooting the entire scene in their skivvies … and it all went off without a hitch. ” This sounds like classic PR ballyhoo to us. Here’s what really happened: Lindsay balked at doing a topless scene, so the producer pulled out a copy of Playboy and explained to her that, while she might not remember December 2011, the rest of the world does, and everyone on the crew had already seen her freckled funbags. And the bra went off without a hitch. See more nudes from Hollywood gossip magnet Lindsay Lohan right here at MrSkin.com!
I haven’t seen one of these in a long time, not a vagina in panties, but Lindsay Lohan’s vagina in panties, mainly becasue no one gives a fuck about Lindsay Lohan, even though she wants us to, otherwise she would have left LA and taken her millions of dollars to live a quiet life in an amazing place at 25, but I guess that wouldn’t have been good enough for this spoiled brat, instead, she decided to stick around, burn through her money, take shitty roles in movies, hang with shitty people, make shitty underwear choices, in just one pile of fucking shit she deservers because she’s an evil, horrible, self absorbed cunt I’d like to get pregnant, or at least try to get herpes from, cuz she’s still Lindsay Lohan and that alone makes her lovely. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
