Lisa Seiffert is some Australian fashion model who I guess realizes that being 30 and a model who hasn’t really become a household name requires some serious fucking corrective behavior….you know because shit is not gonna last forever and since all it took was a set of implants because as a model she’s already totally comfortable getting naked in front of a camera, this time though, it was with hopes and dreams it would lead to acting work, or really anything that will carry her to her 40s….and I’m all for bitches making moves at any age that involve them being naked and showing the world their labia majora…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I think the day I realized that Hollywood was a lie….was the day I saw Julia Roberts cast as Pretty Woman….since then I question everything they tell me via marketing. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
There is very little less pleasurable than watching a mom in her 40s….with a mom body and a sloppy mom ass….playing with her kids….while wearing a fucking bikini….I mean I always love bikinis, even on fat chicks, or ravaged mom pussies….but it doesn’t mean I enjoy what I am seeing….cuz I am a procreation hater….I find pregnancy obnoxious and self absorbed….and I think it is abusive to women…even though hormonally women feel the need to make it happen to stay relevant as a woman cuz that’s their purpose or some shit….and as a man who appreciates a tight mom body, that with modern science can be hot into it’s 50s, as long as it doesn’t have kids, I have to start an organization to educate….we’ll call it “down with mom pussies….adopt….you self righteous wanting a clone of yourself cunt”…..do what gays do and get an Asian baby, they are far less disappointing when they grow up as little geniuses….and your ass will thank you. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I dont’ know what these freckled half naked pictures of Lindsay Lohan are from, but I know I am glad they happened, because Lindsay Lohan is probably one of my favorite, even 10 years after her relevance has faded into a huge pile of shit, because she’s still Lindsay Lohan, she still has great tits, she still has potential to bring shit back, and she still answers my emails and text messages once a year, reminding me that she hasn’t gone completely insane yet, you see cuz if she was answering me daily, we’d know she hit rock bottom…..She’s pretty much the best thing to come out of Disney and I’m totally into helping her revive her career by giving her vagina mouth-to-mouth….
Thaer Kamal, the man who claims Lindsay Lohan struck him with her car last week, is now trying to reach a big money settlement from the star. Big shocker right there. Mark Geragos, Kamal’s lawyer, contacted Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Holley, to make the demand . He hasn’t yet cooperated with cops by sitting down for an interview. What grounds does Thaer Kamal have to make this demand? Geragos claims to have a surveillance video showing Lindsay behind the wheel as her Porsche strikes Kamal, then getting out of the car and swapping seats with a female passenger in the car, who takes the wheel and drives off. None of the eyewitnesses corroborate this, however. Lindsay’s due in court Thursday for her final probation progress hearing in her probation case. If Kamal goes to the police and presents compelling evidence of said hit-and-run, Judge Stephanie Sautner send LiLo directly to jail. On the other hand, if Lindsay were to pay Kamal, he could conveniently decide not to press charges and the case would be dropped, leaving her in the clear. That’s probably why he’s looking for a payout, fast. And there’s this. According to TMZ, Kamal told people at the scene he was not injured but had a change of heart after learning the driver was Lindsay. Not shady whatsoever. UPDATE: Apparently Lindsay is not going to pay Kamal, because TMZ is now saying he’s shopping around the alleged video. As LiLo’s World turns …
Lindsay Lohan might have a judge convinced she’s got her life back on track, but her loser father says she’s got to work on things with the man upstairs. Michael Lohan, who just completed a court-ordered rehab stint himself, told Radar Online that he sees his daughter with bigger problems than probation. “People can make things right with a judge but that doesn’t mean they’ve made it right with God ,” MiLo hilariously said about his 25-year-old daughter. “Judges don’t always pass the right judgment themselves,” says Michael Lohan, who has been put in jail by more than a few judges over the years. “God is the ultimate judge, and he judges us based upon what he sees and knows – not man!” adds MiLo. “I think we all know that all too well.” “For those who don’t, well, I feel sorry for them.” Profound words from a man who lives his life for the Lord and demonstrates his faith with his selfless actions every single day … or something. His sermon to the celebrity news site goes on: “I’ve been there myself and Lindsay is there now. We all sit in God’s cross hairs, while standing at each crossroad of our life. We have a choice to make.” “God will be – and is – the ultimate judge,” he said. “I’m not worried about Lindsay drinking or doing drugs. I’m still concerned about her because of any prescription medication doctors might have her on.” “She never needed them before, especially when she was at her best, so why does she need them now?” he asked. “It appears that she is on the right path, and if she gets on the right path with God, he will hold the final gavel for her.” No word on whether Lindsay, who’s on self-imposed lockdown until her probation ends, plans to transform her entire life based on these profound musings. [Photo: WENN.com]
Lindsay Lohan has a rough Saturday…so how did she deal with it? Well, actually…she stayed sober! Apparently, Lohan didn’t care if her Saturday Night Live performance was all kinds of doo doo butter as she partied the night away. However, and just as importantly, she managed to party without getting drunk as she’s apparently really dedicated to her sobriety. Go figure. After the show ended, Lindsay, her guests and the cast and crew headed to Kibo, a Japanese restaurant in New York’s Gramercy area, where Lindsay went from table to table thanking everyone. “It was such a huge celebration at the after-party,” a guest told me. “No one wanted to leave. Around 3:00 a.m., folks started to say goodnight after Lindsay worked the room, making it clear that she was back. Not drinking, but rather enjoying being back in the limelight doing something good, not bad.” “Good” is obviously a subjective term because um, her performance was nothing short of brutal. But we’re glad she stayed sober! Pic via WENN More On Bossip! EXCLUSIVE: Mike Epps’ Daughter Bria Monae Speaks To Bossip About Her Father’s Threats, Drug Use, Deadbeat Steez, And His OTHER Secret Love Child!!! Exhibitionists PT 2: The Most Revealing Celebrity Twitpics Of All Time Stop The Violence: Ex G-UNIT Member Young Buck Shot At 11 Times In Homicidal Drive-By Bling Bling For Love: 10 Huge And Unforgettable Celebrity Engagement Rings
Lindsay Lohan has a rough Saturday…so how did she deal with it? Well, actually…she stayed sober! Apparently, Lohan didn’t care if her Saturday Night Live performance was all kinds of doo doo butter as she partied the night away. However, and just as importantly, she managed to party without getting drunk as she’s apparently really dedicated to her sobriety. Go figure. After the show ended, Lindsay, her guests and the cast and crew headed to Kibo, a Japanese restaurant in New York’s Gramercy area, where Lindsay went from table to table thanking everyone. “It was such a huge celebration at the after-party,” a guest told me. “No one wanted to leave. Around 3:00 a.m., folks started to say goodnight after Lindsay worked the room, making it clear that she was back. Not drinking, but rather enjoying being back in the limelight doing something good, not bad.” “Good” is obviously a subjective term because um, her performance was nothing short of brutal. But we’re glad she stayed sober! Pic via WENN More On Bossip! EXCLUSIVE: Mike Epps’ Daughter Bria Monae Speaks To Bossip About Her Father’s Threats, Drug Use, Deadbeat Steez, And His OTHER Secret Love Child!!! Exhibitionists PT 2: The Most Revealing Celebrity Twitpics Of All Time Stop The Violence: Ex G-UNIT Member Young Buck Shot At 11 Times In Homicidal Drive-By Bling Bling For Love: 10 Huge And Unforgettable Celebrity Engagement Rings
Welcome to THG Asks, a feature in which two of THG’s celebrity gossip experts debate topical issues in the entertainment world and you decide who wrote the winning argument! Today, THG Asks : Should Lindsay Lohan host SNL? YES. By Free Britney I can hear my colleague now. Lindsay Lohan is just a train wreck, he’ll say. She’s not even in a movie or TV show! This is all just a ratings grab! Yup, all true. You finished? Saturday Night Live is a TV program. Its purpose: Bring in famous guest hosts who help deliver laughs and ratings that will deliver advertising revenue. Lindsay will do both. In three previous stints as host, Lohan was terrific. She’s lost her way in recent years, as I’ll be the first to point out. But she’s still an actress by trade. A decent one even! Why wouldn’t Lorne Michaels, who she looks up to as a father figure, not give her another shot? Besides, given her ability to poke fun at herself, they’ll have great material. And since when is SNL the embodiment of class, the zenith of comedy, the entertainment bellwether that determines which stars are deserving a broader platform? I’m a lifelong SNL fan, but the idea that it has standards is laughable. LiLo’s young, hip, topical and talented, and will likely do a better job than most by all measures. She and SNL want to work together. End of story. You don’t have to feel compassion for Lindsay or like her. But don’t make this out to be some unfair travesty. NO. By Hilton Hater At this point in her “career,” there are only two reasons for Lindsay Lohan to appear on television: If a court date is televised. If a show is in desperate need of ratings. Because Saturday Night Live is neither a news program nor a series that has to worry about cancellation, the decision to bring Lohan on board as host is downright pathetic. This is someone who has not starred in a hit movie since 2004. She has not appeared on a TV show since 2008. She has no album to promote, no reason to be in the spotlight at all except in an attempt to rehabilitate her image. And why should an institution such as SNL assist the trainwreck with that mission? Since when is the iconic sketch comedy show in the business of featuring celebrities that are famous only for their run-ins with the law? Lohan is not an actress, athlete or a musician. She’s nothing but a DUI and probation violation waiting to happen. Now she will be sharing the same stage that has been frequented by Presidential candidates, foreign dignitaries and Alec Baldwin. For shame, Lorne Michaels. For shame. THG Asks you … should Lindsay host SNL?
