Daily Mail posted that AkON is going to extreme lengths to avoid EBOLA. You know being African import and all – and I figured, not that I care, that I’d call those fuckers out for sensational tabloid journalism in efforts to get traffic and serve ad campaigns because the retards of the world are going to pass this story around like it is face, since they saw in on FB…dumbing down of our nation has happened. Thanks Social Media…you’re worse that the EBOLA Akon is apparently Avoiding…. Here he is in 2001 – in his bubble…
Here’s a little Lindsay Lohan getting double teamed – because that’s what she’s into. Sure it’s not as entertaining of the double penetration pics you know exist are her phone – probably staring that Fag Wilmer Valderamma and some other 70s show cock – because making your own porn is what it’s all about… But it’s a good excuse to talk about Lindsay Lohan – because despite all her flaws and all her failures – and the fact that she’s falling out of fame, and that she’s been presented as a victim no one really feels sorry for – he’s still Lindsay Lohan…a ball of crazy, insane and in a tight dress with rocking’ fake tits…I’m into – maybe even in love with – due to the smells it probably radiates…the kind of girl who can smell her bacterial infection through her jeans when sitting at a table across from you…YUMMY DINNER TIME. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Lindsay Lohan loves to steal things, but because she’s a drunken freckle monster and not a Bond villain, her burglary career has thus far been limited to things she can stuff in her purse, and she’s been sadly left out of the hot new trend of cyber crime. Well, not anymore! Gone are the days of Lindsay stealing jewelry and clothes in order to support her many habits. It’s 2014 and she’s upgraded to stealing lame business ideas! An app developer named Fima Potik claims he met with Lohan after she got out of rehab last year. He presented her with his idea for a “virtual closet” app which would allow users to access the clothes collections of friends and celebrities, where they could then click on links allowing them to buy the same stuff. According to Potik, Lindsay was on board with the idea, but soon fell out of contact with him. So you can imagine Potik’s surprise to see Lindsay’s brother raising money for a “social shopping community” that sounded very similar to his concept: “If Lindsay buys something it goes into her [vitrual] closet,” says Michael Lohan, Jr. in a promotion for the app. “People see what’s in her closet. If someone buys the same item, it puts money in Lindsay’s pocket.” Needless to say, the case against Lindsay is pretty strong, and as Lohan is reportedly broke these days, a successful lawsuit against her could prove devastating. Should be fun to watch! 17 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan 1. Lindsay Lohan: Teeth This is not exactly Lindsay Lohan at her best. Then again, when was the last time we saw Lindsay Lohan at her best?
Lindsay Lohan may be done partying and dating these days, but she’s not done seeking approval and attention from strangers on the Internet. While other celebrities were paying their respects to Joan Rivers on Twitter, Lindsay took to Instagram yesterday to subtly (in her mind) remind us that she was once an in-demand actress with a promising career ahead of her: That’s Lindsay with Meryl Streep doing a magazine shoot for the film A Prairie Home Companion in which they co-starred. Yes, Lindsay Lohan used to get cast in acclaimed films alongside esteemed actresses. It’s probably no coincidence that Lindsay chose to bring this long-forgotten fact to our attention the same day that Rivers died, as Linds was a favorite target of Rivers’, whereas Streep…well, everyone loves Meryl Streep. In fact, Rivers wrote about Streep attending her funeral just a few months before she died. It’s interesting, but kinda depressing to see Linds try and get one over on us while simultaneously flipping off a recently deceased legend. It’s like when you’re taking care of someone else’s kid, and the they try to convince you that their parents totally let them have ice cream for dinner. They think they’re being clever, but they just don’t have the mental capacity to realize how obvious they are. It’s funny at first, and then kinda sad, because you realize this kid ain’t getting rocky road before bed any more than Lindsay Lohan is getting her career back. 17 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan 1. Lindsay Lohan: Teeth This is not exactly Lindsay Lohan at her best. Then again, when was the last time we saw Lindsay Lohan at her best?
So Lindsay Lohan booked a cover of a magazine. Shocking. Someone thought to use her in their magazine to get their magazine noticed and she was honoured considering no one gives a fuck about Lindsay Lohan…so she did it…win/win situation…and the whole thing lacks her doing something substantial, like picking her herpes scabs or playing connect the dot with her vagina freckles…I guess she’s not quite desperate enough. Bummer. If that doesn’t do it for you, here’s her back in a sheer top… If that doesn’t do it for you, here’s Barbara Palvin, who pretends to be 18 when she’s not pretending to be dating Beiber or black rappers or whatever it is she dates…
Like the rest of the celebrity world, Lindsay Lohan is in the Spanish party capital of Ibiza at the moment. But while Orlando Bloom is there earning our undying respect by t hrowing punches at Justin Bieber , Linds is making headlines the only way she knows how – unfurling flaps of freckly flesh. That’s Lindsay preparing to board a jet ski. Don’t worry, she put safety first and strapped on a life vest, even though we’re sure her bloated liver could be classified as a flotation device at this point. Obviously, the real news here is the side boob, if it can be called that. These days, it looks as though Lindsay’s torso is more or less a series of mottled folds, with boobs indistinguishable from booze-belly rolls. The sight of Linds in a one-piece wetsuit thing is far less offensive than the Lohan bikini photos we showed you last week, but you should still be warned that prolonged exposure to this photo can result in malaise, paralysis, and, of course, this: Okay, so obviously we’re exaggerating the extent to which Lindsay has let herself go (somewhat), but only because it’s such a damn shame. Remember the Lindsay Lohan Playboy photos ? She was well into her decline at that point and still highly do-able! Don’t even get us started on the Mean Girls days! (Relax, she was 18.) Point being, we laugh at Lindsay’s physical and mental decomposition because what else can you do? She’s been effing up so long that the fact that she still believes that she can salvage her career is either incredibly funny or really sad at this point. So yeah, if we’re in a crying mood, we’ll Google “Gaza.” When we feel like laughing we’ll look to Lohan. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Photos! 1. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Image Linds rocks a bikini in Italy. She’s certainly looked better!
Lindsay Lohan is in Italy at the moment, and when she’s not falling down drunk at film festivals , she’s treating the beautiful nation to the sight of her booze-ravaged, once-hot body. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Photos! 1. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Image Linds rocks a bikini in Italy. She’s certainly looked better! That’s Linds exposing her ginger skin on the island of Ischia. Yes, despite having not done any sort of real work in the past ten years, Lindsay still lives the good life. But while Lohan’s lack of work doesn’t seem to have affected her lifestyle, her lack of working out is immediately apparent. Sure, we’ve seen Lindsay’s gym selfies , but ya know who takes photos of themselves at the gym and posts them to Instagram? People who only go to the gym once a year! Anybody who’s seen Lindsay’s Playboy photos knows it wasn’t all that long ago that the Mean Girls star was sporting a taut stomach and some smokin’ curves. So what happened? Well, from the looks of it, Linds realized that crunches are hard and vodka is delicious. On the plus side, Lindsay lives in London now, she only has to deal with, like, three days of beach weather a year. We might have just inadvertently uncovered her real reason for fleeing LA. 17 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan 1. Lindsay Lohan: Teeth This is not exactly Lindsay Lohan at her best. Then again, when was the last time we saw Lindsay Lohan at her best?
Remember when Lindsay Lohan moved to London so she could party privately without the tabloids tracking her every move? Well, it’s not turning out so well, because much like herself, Lindsay’s friends love drugs and will therefore sell stories about her at bargain rates. Take this gem, for example: Lindsay Lohan Partying Photos 1. Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine Nose? Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn’t be surprised. “Lindsay is of course still partying,” a friend of Lohan’s tells Radar Online. “She never won’t use drugs and drink. Right now she is on a lot of Ecstasy and Molly because with the psych meds she is on, if she’s tested, it will only show up as amphetamine, which is prescribed to her so it’s ‘safe.'” That’s right, in addition to her recreational self-medication, Lindsay swallows a fistful of prescribed anti-psychotics every day. Sounds safe: Radar reports that Lindsay is currently taking Dilaudid, Ambien, Adderall, Zoloft and Trazodone to treat a variety of physical and mental ailments. In addition, of course, she still loves her party pills: “I saw Lindsay rolling on Molly when we were at Coachella,” says a friend. “She really doesn’t hide it and everyone close to her knows she’s still using.” Rolling on Molly?! And all this time we thought she Lindsay was just drunk at Coachella . Wait til Oprah hears about this! Lindsay Lohan: LINDSAY Reality Show Clips 1. Lindsay Lohan Miscarriage Confession Lindsay Lohan confesses that she had a miscarriage on the season finale of LINDSAY.
I’ve been a fan of Lindsay Lohan’s tits for a long time. They have carried both her and me through some dark times…not that actually care that much about tits…but through it all, even her anorexia and drug use, when she was a walking skeleton, she still carried her solid fucking tear drop shaped implants like a fucking star…implants that I guess got popped along with her spirits now that she’s forced to do reality TV that is less successful than Jersey Shore, when girl is a big actor, with so much potential, who just got eaten up and spat out…which would be sad, if she had a soul, sincerity or compassion in anything she does, but rather she’s just a miserable human being, who will die a premature death, like her tits, and who will never achieve the level of greatness she probably could have before her psychosis got int he fucking way… I would say it was too bad, but this girl has zero empathy for anyone…I guess the saddest thing is that now, without her tits, she’s really got zero purpose or value to me… She can keep crying for attention, and having train wrecks, but sometimes horrible people deserve that… I don’t care if her mom and dad made her this way, she’s a grown up and can take charge of herself. I have no respect for victims…especially when they don’t have nice tits anymore. Maybe this anger just stems from me mourning what was…The good news is that there are so many more Lindsay Lohan replacements now…she’s obsolete. The Atari or VHS player of childstars… Lindsay Lohan’s Deflated Boobs are Freaking me Out TO See More CLICK HERE
A North Korean state-run news agency launched an ugly, racist diatribe against U.S. President Barack Obama this month, unleashing one vile insult after another. The rogue state called the U.S.’s first African-American head of state a “crossbreed with unclear blood” and a “wicked black monkey,” among other terms. The agency also said that Obama “still has the figure of monkey while the human race has evolved through millions of years,” and went on to denounce him: “It would be perfect for Obama to live with a group of monkeys in the world’s largest African natural zoo and lick the bread crumbs thrown by spectators.” The diatribe was recently brought to light by Josh Stanton , who blogs often about North Korea, following Obama’s recent invitation to South Korea. The issue of race has special resonance in North Korea, where the Stalinist regime has gone to great lengths to instill a sense of racial purity in its citizens. Some background from The Washington Post: “[W]hen North Korea talks about race, it’s almost always important, and telling about the state ideology.” “North Koreans fundamentally have a race-based worldview, showing more similarity to fascist Japan during World War II than Joseph Stalin’s Soviet Union.” They also have no economy, human rights or value to speak of. North Korea’s state orthodoxy is described as “too pure blooded, and therefore too virtuous, to survive in this evil world without a great parental leader.” It’s also run by tyrants and a terrible, terrible place to live. Dennis Rodman had no comment, but Kim Kardashian , who just learned racism is a thing that exists and is totally appalled, plans an Instagram rebuttal. Donald Sterling meanwhile … we’re not going there.
