Lindsay Lohan got a jump-start on her birthday festivities over the weekend in Las Vegas. The soon-to-be 23-year-old was there to promote her new tanning line, Sevin Nyne, but apparently couldn’t resist Sin City’s lure.
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Lindsay Lohan's Bandage Birthday Bikini – StyleList Fashion Blog
Lohan’s birthday party wasn’t hosted by me, like it probably should have been, I mean if she wanted shit to be a little less cheesy and a lot more homeless, but I guess when you do it in Vegas, cheesy is totally what you’re into, and when you’re Lohan, so is drugs and other girl’s vaginas, I mean not that I know that for a fact, because she’s playing to cool to answer my fuckin’ emails that I’ve been sending her the last 2 weeks and shit is breaking my fuckin’ heart, but not as much as seeing her in this bikini that looks like it can’t give me a boner, even if i was railing lines of Viagra all fuckin’ day….maybe it’s got somehting to the swollen vagina in her bikini bottoms that looks like it is throbbing, pulsating, convulsing, and ready to attack, suffocate and murder a motherfucker that it crosses paths with….
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Lindsay Lohan in Her Bikini For Her Birthday of the Day
I don’t know what the fuck is up with Louisianna, I do know that I’ve been there before and never wanted to fuckin’ leave, and the case in fuckin’ point is that some dude named Hurricane Chris was asked to come sing his song “Halle Berry ” in the House of Representatives during some Louisianna State Legislature session, whatever the fuck that means, I just know I wish that bitch on the right was doin a little less head bobbin and a little more booty talking. This is massively weird and out of fuckin’ context and that’s what makes me believe that anything is fuckin’ possible… Here’s the lyrics in case you weren’t sure what they were talking about at this very important political gathering… Lyrics to She’s Fine : Bow bow bow Bow bow Bow bow bow Bow bow Bow bow bow Hurricane Bow bow Bow bow bow Bow bow Bow bow bow Bum bum bum Bum bum bum Bum bum bum Bum bum bum She fine den a bitch, ass and her tits Thick in tha hips every nig want her Call her Halle Berry, Halle berry Halle Berry, Halle berry She walkin like a model Hands on your knees Scrub the ground She ain’t nothing but a tease Halle Berry, Halle berry Halle Berry, Halle berry Well let’s get ratchet Let’s get ratchet Look at her prettier then Halle and thicker than Janet She say she like all of my club bangers I be jamming Told her to bust it open let me see what’s really happnin She the ship and I’m the captain I’m tha captain Booty bigger than the pus And I’m all the way in your city I’m from louisianna so you gotta show me how your City do it for that camera Make it drop and bring it back to the top You no amateur Girl you can give it to me it ain’t nothing I can’t handle She just got out of the shower smellin like a scented candle And I’m finna finna? Sliding off tha mattress No moving no acting baby this is real action Beat it up so bad You be scared to walk past me I know your halle berry Baby there’s no acting I beat it up so bad You be scared to walk past me for real She fine den a bitch ass and her tits Thick in tha hips every nig want her Call her Halle Berry, Halle berry Halle Berry, Halle berry She walkin like a model Hands on your knees Scrub the ground She ain’t nothing but a tease Halle Berry, Halle berry, Halle berry Halle Berry, Halle berry Halle berry you jazze That’s way past fine Girl you look like something that should be on tha dance line Increadable by tha waist Pluss she got a pretty face Even tho she got class she listen to UGK I’m finna flip her through traffic With tha top back of tha donk Girl I gaurntee I can make you go numb numb numb numb I got enough bread to take me and you to London And back to America and all over the country She make me want to keep her close by Like a side kick She tha type of chick that ain’t gone never look sloppy I’m a beat it out the frame Hurricane that’s who I be You must be Halle berry I don’t need to see your Id She fine den a bitch ass and her tits Thick in tha hips every nig want her Call her Halle Berry, Halle berry Halle Berry, Halle berry She walkin like a model Hands on your knees Scrub the ground She ain’t nothing but a tease Halle Berry, Halle berry Halle Berry, Halle berry Gone bob your head Gone work your shoulder Now what I just said girl do it on tha dick Age ain’t shit I done got a lil older Me or you man baby girl take a pic Whitch one She so classy, Shes so jazzy Lil momma blow like a Do it on tha dick She don’t need no help She say she got it She do it all by her self Get so fine Like a god damn ticket Gave her a hickey In order for a nig like me to spend cash You gotta bounce like shocks in your ass You, bed, ass, work Start slow faster Mr
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Hurricane Chris Performs for the Government of the Day
The only thing hot about a bitch with a thick neck, is that if you accidentally knock her up when dating her and you push her down the stairs in efforts to get rid of the baby, cuz you aren’t ready for that shit, the chances of her breaking her neck and ending up wheel-chair bound, forcing you to spend the rest of your life changing her fuckin’ diapers and pushing her the fuck around, because you’re a good guy and feel that it is the right thing to do, are a lot more slim to fuckin’ none. Now the only problem with that being the only thing hot about her is the rest of the time when you aren’t trying to push her down stairs and you’re forced to look at the shit all the fuckin time and have flashbacks of your childhood football coach who used to play find the fuckin’ 10 yard line in his anus.
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Jessica Simpson’s Thick Neck of the Day
Lindsay Lohan is the kind of girl I’d love to watch jump on a trampoline, whether in clothes, in bikini, or naked. She’s just got it goin’ on like no other and I’m hoping anyone who knows her sends out this request because what would only take her 30 seconds to make, would change my fuckin’ life and being a hurtbag charity case, I’ll even make her a tax receipt for contributing to the cause that is my happiness
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Lindsay Lohan Wears Shorts of the Day
This Transformers shit is goin’ nuts. I was talking to a friend of mine who waited in line at the premiere, who I comtemplated not being friends with after hearing that, who redeemed himself by having video of him asking every geeky guy in line if they would fuck the girl in Harry Potter on her period, or some shit, that made being in line with a bunch of loser almost worth it, like Megan Fox almost makes going to the movie worth it, but when she wears dresses like this, with a built in window into her soul, or at least the closest thing she has to a soul and the only thing unfortunate in all this is that the dress doesn’t have a window into her cunt.
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Megan Fox and some See Thru Cleavage Bullshit of the Day
Transformers star Megan Fox was down in Hollywood after the big premiere of Transformers 2 Revenge of the Fallen yesterday.
Megan was doing a pre-tape for a TV show promoting the big release of Transformers 2 which opens today.
Only a small crowd showed up because of the Johnny Depp premiere that was also going on, but Megan still came over to greet everyone. It worked out great for me, not only did I get an autograph of Megan but I got these great pictures.
As you can see Megan loves her tongue, she kept licking her lips and sticking her tongue out, you can see it good in the first picture but I also have a few more pictures of Megan doing the same thing.
I wonder if she was dreaming about Shia Labouef as it is rumored that they are dating? What do you think?
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