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Sara Jean Underwood in Panties of the Day

No idea what these are for…I just know that people love Sara Jean Underwood….which is insanity because she’s really fucking low level…but I guess she’s got naked for money before…which is a redeeming quality as far as I am concerned…especially for women so hungry to be famous…that they fake date Ryan Seacrest and agree to host G4 TV bullshit pretending to be into nerd shit…in hopes of it being a stepping stone…when all it really means is that for the rest of time she’ll be that obscure girl in costume signing autographs at the various comic events around America….which I guess is a pretty huge achievement for a girl everyone just assumed was gonna become a stripper..cuz that’s all she was skilled to do… Here she is posing in her panties..showing off wrinkles around her eyes…cuz she’s not 19 anymore…but still stripping for cameras…like a good girl…good girl.

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Hot Top Models for Allure’s “What Lies Beneath” Shoot of the Day

So here are some models you may or may not be familiar with….that are all pretty much top fucking models…all famous for being good at getting photographed…all rich and luxurious because of it….representing all that is wrong in our world….but also representing all that is good…cuz I like beautiful people…and I’d hate if ugly people could pollute our lives and get ahead being ugly….at the same scale beautiful people do…it would put a damper on my day…. The models are: Doutzen Kroes, Edita Vilkeviciute, Izabel Goulart, Karlie Kloss, Constance Jablonski, Isabeli Fontana, Catherine McNeil, Sui He, Linda Evangelista, Naysha Matonhodze, Nadja Bender They aren’t naked…but still sexy or suggestive enough to jerk off to but maybe I just think that cuz I grew up jerking off to fashion television…cuz it was the only thing on TV that had nipple in it….in a time before cable….

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Hot Top Models for Allure’s “What Lies Beneath” Shoot of the Day

Hot Top Models for Allure’s “What Lies Beneath” Shoot of the Day

So here are some models you may or may not be familiar with….that are all pretty much top fucking models…all famous for being good at getting photographed…all rich and luxurious because of it….representing all that is wrong in our world….but also representing all that is good…cuz I like beautiful people…and I’d hate if ugly people could pollute our lives and get ahead being ugly….at the same scale beautiful people do…it would put a damper on my day…. The models are: Doutzen Kroes, Edita Vilkeviciute, Izabel Goulart, Karlie Kloss, Constance Jablonski, Isabeli Fontana, Catherine McNeil, Sui He, Linda Evangelista, Naysha Matonhodze, Nadja Bender They aren’t naked…but still sexy or suggestive enough to jerk off to but maybe I just think that cuz I grew up jerking off to fashion television…cuz it was the only thing on TV that had nipple in it….in a time before cable….

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Bernice Marlohe Esquire Mexico November 2012 of the Day

Relatively unknown in America before being the babe in the newest BOND film, Bernice Marlohe, who I am sure has nude pics somewhere out there, cuz she’s from France, and French girls are into being naked, and having anal sex on the first date, but that I am too lazy to google, is in Esquire Mexico, representing for my mother country, who along with drug cartels and all inclusive resorts, also have a massive, first world city, with first world problems, and first world magazines translated to their first world language, for their first world citizens, that feature European babes named Bernice Marlohe from Skyfall…in their lingerie….Mexico only let me down when I was living in that orphanage when I was 5….and that one time I got food poisoned from bad tacos….but today Mexico makes me proud…

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Bernice Marlohe Esquire Mexico November 2012 of the Day

Bernice Marlohe Esquire Mexico November 2012 of the Day

Relatively unknown in America before being the babe in the newest BOND film, Bernice Marlohe, who I am sure has nude pics somewhere out there, cuz she’s from France, and French girls are into being naked, and having anal sex on the first date, but that I am too lazy to google, is in Esquire Mexico, representing for my mother country, who along with drug cartels and all inclusive resorts, also have a massive, first world city, with first world problems, and first world magazines translated to their first world language, for their first world citizens, that feature European babes named Bernice Marlohe from Skyfall…in their lingerie….Mexico only let me down when I was living in that orphanage when I was 5….and that one time I got food poisoned from bad tacos….but today Mexico makes me proud…

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Selena Gomez Smiling Calm After the Storm of the Day

We had a crisis yesterday when mainstream media reported the Bieber/Gomez spilt…..So I expressed myself with a Memorial Video …..then we were taken on a MEDIA BLITZ roller coaster where they reported Bieber was banging Barbara Palvin the lingerie/bikini model for Victoria’s Secret…..then they said they were back together…and I rejoiced….by making a celebration video of their love to express that joy…..even though I really don’t care about these brats, who they are fucking, when they are fucking, why they are fucking, or if it is all just a marketing campaign…. Even though, if I was Bieber – I’d be fucking low level groupie models who are 18 and just getting a taste of fame…instead of some barely attractive, ego, celebritant twat from Disney….who you know is a whole bag of bullshit spoiled brat behavior that comes with being young, rich with a ton of fans….while groupie models who are 18 and just starting up are way easier to handle…she’s new to it and hasn’t had time to grow into a cunt…and even if she has at least she’s hot bodied….while Gomez…kinda looks like a monkey….even in a hot little dress at the Glamour awards while all the other tweens in their 20s were at the Twilight premiere….I’d rather stare Barbara Palvin in Victoria’s Secret catalog shoot and I hate catalog shoots….. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Adriana Lima’s Sexy Victoria’s Secret Lingerie Photoshoot

I haven’t done a post on Adriana Lima in a long time and that is because she had a kid. However, it is no excuse to hide from the public. She should be more like her friend Alessandra Ambrosio who is milking motherhood every chance she gets. Anyway, at least Adriana is still modelling for Victoria’s Secret, but it wouldn’t hurt if she would head to a park just once in a while wearing pair of Daisy Dukes. As a fan, I’m trying to help her career.

Sofia Vergara’s Shirt Is On Backwards

I had to take a little break from Sofia Vergara for a few weeks, so I didn’t get burned out on my favorite Latina MILF. And it obviously worked. Here she is on the set of Modern Family , and normally I’d have said that Sofia is wearing her shirt backwards. But right now I’m too mesmerized by her booty to care. I guess it’s true what they say, absence does make the heart grow fonder. Only I don’t remember my heart being located in my pants. Weird. Related Articles: Sofia Vergara’s Breasts Win Big!!! Sofia Vergara Takes Her Big Breasts Out Sofia Vergara Ruins My Upskirt Shot Sofia Vergara Needs To Release The Tatas Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Amy Childs Knows How To Promote Jewelry

You’d think Amy Childs was launching a lingerie clothing line by the way she’s dressed; but you’d be wrong. In fact, she is launching her new jewellery collection. Celebrities take note: this is how you promote a product. Even Victoria’s Secret models don’t show up to their events wearing lingerie (IMO, they should), but here we have Amy perfecting the use of lingerie to showcase a totally unrelated product. Job well done.

Alessandra Ambrosio Forgot To Wear Her Floral Fantasy Bra

She may be a super MILF, but it’s still nice to see Alessandra Ambrosio out of her mom clothes again. Here she is revealing Victoria’s Secret’s Floral Fantasy Bra, and it looks like she forgot to wear it — or any bra for that matter. And for once, I finally don’t mind that a Victoria’s Secret model forgot their lingerie. » view all 22 photos Related Articles: Alessandra Ambrosio Deserves A Real Man Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures Alessandra Ambrosio Topless And Wet In Arena Magazine Alessandra Ambrosio Lingerie Pictures Photos: WENN.com

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