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Sara Jean Underwood in Panties of the Day

No idea what these are for…I just know that people love Sara Jean Underwood….which is insanity because she’s really fucking low level…but I guess she’s got naked for money before…which is a redeeming quality as far as I am concerned…especially for women so hungry to be famous…that they fake date Ryan Seacrest and agree to host G4 TV bullshit pretending to be into nerd shit…in hopes of it being a stepping stone…when all it really means is that for the rest of time she’ll be that obscure girl in costume signing autographs at the various comic events around America….which I guess is a pretty huge achievement for a girl everyone just assumed was gonna become a stripper..cuz that’s all she was skilled to do… Here she is posing in her panties..showing off wrinkles around her eyes…cuz she’s not 19 anymore…but still stripping for cameras…like a good girl…good girl.

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Sara Jean Underwood in Panties of the Day

Sara Jean Underwood in Panties of the Day

No idea what these are for…I just know that people love Sara Jean Underwood….which is insanity because she’s really fucking low level…but I guess she’s got naked for money before…which is a redeeming quality as far as I am concerned…especially for women so hungry to be famous…that they fake date Ryan Seacrest and agree to host G4 TV bullshit pretending to be into nerd shit…in hopes of it being a stepping stone…when all it really means is that for the rest of time she’ll be that obscure girl in costume signing autographs at the various comic events around America….which I guess is a pretty huge achievement for a girl everyone just assumed was gonna become a stripper..cuz that’s all she was skilled to do… Here she is posing in her panties..showing off wrinkles around her eyes…cuz she’s not 19 anymore…but still stripping for cameras…like a good girl…good girl.

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Sara Jean Underwood in Panties of the Day

Hot Top Models for Allure’s “What Lies Beneath” Shoot of the Day

So here are some models you may or may not be familiar with….that are all pretty much top fucking models…all famous for being good at getting photographed…all rich and luxurious because of it….representing all that is wrong in our world….but also representing all that is good…cuz I like beautiful people…and I’d hate if ugly people could pollute our lives and get ahead being ugly….at the same scale beautiful people do…it would put a damper on my day…. The models are: Doutzen Kroes, Edita Vilkeviciute, Izabel Goulart, Karlie Kloss, Constance Jablonski, Isabeli Fontana, Catherine McNeil, Sui He, Linda Evangelista, Naysha Matonhodze, Nadja Bender They aren’t naked…but still sexy or suggestive enough to jerk off to but maybe I just think that cuz I grew up jerking off to fashion television…cuz it was the only thing on TV that had nipple in it….in a time before cable….

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Hot Top Models for Allure’s “What Lies Beneath” Shoot of the Day

Hot Top Models for Allure’s “What Lies Beneath” Shoot of the Day

So here are some models you may or may not be familiar with….that are all pretty much top fucking models…all famous for being good at getting photographed…all rich and luxurious because of it….representing all that is wrong in our world….but also representing all that is good…cuz I like beautiful people…and I’d hate if ugly people could pollute our lives and get ahead being ugly….at the same scale beautiful people do…it would put a damper on my day…. The models are: Doutzen Kroes, Edita Vilkeviciute, Izabel Goulart, Karlie Kloss, Constance Jablonski, Isabeli Fontana, Catherine McNeil, Sui He, Linda Evangelista, Naysha Matonhodze, Nadja Bender They aren’t naked…but still sexy or suggestive enough to jerk off to but maybe I just think that cuz I grew up jerking off to fashion television…cuz it was the only thing on TV that had nipple in it….in a time before cable….

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Hot Top Models for Allure’s “What Lies Beneath” Shoot of the Day

Bernice Marlohe Esquire Mexico November 2012 of the Day

Relatively unknown in America before being the babe in the newest BOND film, Bernice Marlohe, who I am sure has nude pics somewhere out there, cuz she’s from France, and French girls are into being naked, and having anal sex on the first date, but that I am too lazy to google, is in Esquire Mexico, representing for my mother country, who along with drug cartels and all inclusive resorts, also have a massive, first world city, with first world problems, and first world magazines translated to their first world language, for their first world citizens, that feature European babes named Bernice Marlohe from Skyfall…in their lingerie….Mexico only let me down when I was living in that orphanage when I was 5….and that one time I got food poisoned from bad tacos….but today Mexico makes me proud…

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Bernice Marlohe Esquire Mexico November 2012 of the Day

Bernice Marlohe Esquire Mexico November 2012 of the Day

Relatively unknown in America before being the babe in the newest BOND film, Bernice Marlohe, who I am sure has nude pics somewhere out there, cuz she’s from France, and French girls are into being naked, and having anal sex on the first date, but that I am too lazy to google, is in Esquire Mexico, representing for my mother country, who along with drug cartels and all inclusive resorts, also have a massive, first world city, with first world problems, and first world magazines translated to their first world language, for their first world citizens, that feature European babes named Bernice Marlohe from Skyfall…in their lingerie….Mexico only let me down when I was living in that orphanage when I was 5….and that one time I got food poisoned from bad tacos….but today Mexico makes me proud…

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Bernice Marlohe Esquire Mexico November 2012 of the Day