I forgot about Kelly Brook… I did see her the other day in some weird fat chick being romantic IN A BIKINI …..but I tried to ignore it… Here she is in a lingerie shoot, that I assume is a maternity shoot, because she looks like an old pregnant bitch, but then I am reminded of the fact that she’s too old to get pregnant…but I have been at this for a long time and I remember when she was actually pregnant, before deciding to off the baby, to move to LA, to turn her titty modeling to acting, where she got one movie job, thinking that was the start of good, but that ended there, and now she’s here, doing the same thing her big fat tits on her big fat frame have always done…starving herself for weeks before her tittY SHOOTS… She’s pretty disgusting… The post Kelly Brook in Lingerie for Valentines Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
If you value your eardrums, I don’t recommend actually listening to this latest single “Capital Letters” from wannabe pop star (and wannabe model, and wannabe celeb) Hailee Steinfeld . It’s not bad, exactly. It’s just overproduced, Autotuned and totally generic. It could be anybody singing it. Luckily though, the video’s just as good on mute. Especially the lingerie parts. In fact, I think I need to go watch it again. » view all 11 photos
I remember the old days back when I was just a Little Tuna, and the Victoria’s Secret catalogue would come in the mail, and it was like Christmas morning every single month. Nowadays though, young perverts can find full photoshoots of VS hotties like Martha Hunt practically every day if they want. I’d call them spoiled, but considering the rest of us get to enjoy these too, yeah, nevermind. » view all 22 photos
You might think Olivia Munn ‘s a little too old to be acting like a 22-year-old Snapchat model (last I checked, Olivia’s 37). But actually, it makes perfect sense. First, she tried to be a TV host, and it sort of worked, then she tried to be an actress, and it definitely didn’t work. At least being a Snapchat model plays to Olivia’s strengths: being a do-nothing hot nobody who looks good in bikinis and lingerie.
I don’t know if you guys noticed, but Kate Upton kind of disappeared for a while. That, or me and the Little Tuna just got distracted scrolling through all the Insta-wannabes out there. Either way, I’m happy to report that Kate (and more importantly, her giant funbags) are back with a new campaign for some lingerie company called Yamamay. And if you ask me, I think Kate should seriously consider just becoming an Instagram model full-time, because I don’t see how the real thing could get any better than these behind-the-scenes shots she just posted. Yow!
Meth Bella Thorne who hasn’t died of a fentanyl overdose yet, and really who is such an identity crisis may not even be doing raver drugs, or any drugs….but is just playing it up like she is because she thinks it makes her cool…is in her underwear looking all bloated in the face on social media…. She’s clickbait, you know a set of fake looking possibly real tits that the Disney star is into promoting her tits, because it made her matter on social media, which is mattering in life, thanks to being provocative….and the social media companies being popular…ZUCKERBERG brainwashed properly… She still gets naked, but is far less interesting, and a lot more tranny and hard faced looking….but most importantly….lame I am not into this weird selfie erotica, or the personal brand that is seeing success that is Bella Thorne, she’s been overexposed and is now boring…but I’ll still post the panties because why not right…what else am I doing today…it’s not like I have a job. Here’s BELLA and her Raver Weird Meth Sister filming a music video, because you don’t need talent to self produce hits yo CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne’s Bloated Face in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kate Upton is in Miami shooting a lingerie campaign for a lingerie company, because apparently, companies still think Kate Upton matters, and will sell product, even though it’s not 5 years ago, but I guess in the defence of the lingerie company, they are European and have no real clue what’s going on in the US market, and figure “this bitch is expensive, she must sell product, let’s use her”…when in reality, there are so many better options for them… What I find interesting in this shoot, is not Kate Upton’s finally getting in shape after years of being massive, fat, and weird looking, I find the tits still winner, especially when pushed the fuck up… What I find interesting is when cross referencing her tits with her paparazzi pics, I just can’t buy into her nonsense…her body is weird looking, she terrifies me, even when naked, but I guess when naked or half naked, I can be distracted by the huge tits and forget how weird the rest of her is.. WHO KNOWS…but it’s weird… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS oF HER WALKING CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton’s Body is So Fucking Weird of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Leah Messer’s love life has long been a subject of fascination amongst Teen Mom 2 fans. Every male that makes an appearance on her social media pages is viewed as a potential suitor, and every time Leah denies a rumor, it’s taken as a sign that she’s on the verge of getting hitched. So when Leah’s co-star, Kailyn Lowry, shared an article with the headline “Leah Messer Celebrates an Exciting Engagement!” fans quite understandably jumped to conclusions. Instantly, Leah’s social media pages exploded with congratulatory messages from TM2 viewers. And naturally, there were also quite a few questions about the identity of Leah’s fiancé, as it was widely believed that she was single. There had been rumors about Leah dating Brian Gravely , but the mother of three insisted he was just a friend. Fans have long been convinced that Leah and Jeremy Calvert are secretly back together , but Messer swears that’s not the case either. So why is Kailyn reporting engagement news when Leah appears to be single? Well, it turns out the engagement Leah is celebrating is not her own. Leah’s younger brother, Isaac Messer, got engaged to his longtime girlfriend Emily Burt during a family dinner on December 18. Bold move proposing in front of the entire fam, but it seems like it worked out in Isaac’s case. No word on why Leah waited almost a month before sharing the news with fans, but she made the big reveal over the weekend with a pic from the occasion. “My hair was a little bit of a mess after the twins birthday party, but I’m so happy for my brother and his NOW fiancée!! CONGRATS guys,” Leah captioned the above photo. As for those reports that she’s back with Calvert, Leah addressed them in a tweet to a fan who really wants to see that reunion happen. “We’re terrible for each other…but great friends,” she tweeted. We’d like to offer our sincere congratulations to Leah’s brother and his new fiancee. And also to Leah for being self-aware enough to know when someone is no good for her. Watch Teen Mom 2 online to relive the many ups and downs of Leah’s frequently-messy love life. View Slideshow: Leah Messer & Jeremy Calvert: Back Together For Real?!
Farrah Abraham has never been one to hold back, but she may have just taken her unfiltered relationship with her fans to a new level. As you’re probably aware, Farrah doesn’t keep many secrets with regard to her sex life. We’ve seen Farrah’s sex tape ; we’ve read her erotic novels (okay, no we haven’t, but surely someone has), and we’ve looked on in confusion as she hawked plastic molds of her various orifices. In a way, we suppose it’s a natural career progression. After all, Farrah became famous as a result of getting pregnant at a young age, so perhaps in her mind, it stands to reason that she should continue to share the details of her sexual activity with the general public. Sure, the other stars of the Teen Mom franchise don’t seem compelled to masturbate on live streams , but Farrah’s not like the other girls. In fact, Farrah’s really not like anyone , a fact that she reminded us of again this weekend, when she casually informed fans that her regular schedule of non-stop social media posting would be interrupted so that she could go terminate a pregnancy. “Oh my gosh! I had a pregnancy scare,” Farrah exclaimed in a cat-filtered Snapchat video. “Girls watch your expiration date — and that is on your birth control!” Sound advice. If the video ended there, it might be the least-WTF thing Farrah has ever posted to social media. But end there it did not … “Um, I’m gonna have to tell you a little bit later because I gotta go take care of it,” Farrah concluded . Yes, as far as we can tell, Farrah took to Snapchat so that she could inform fans of her difficult decision … while sporting a cat nose and ears. Like we said, the woman has literally never had a thought that she didn’t post online, which we suppose is part of her … well, “charm” is a strong word, but whatever you’d call that unique quality Farrah possesses, it certainly prevents us from looking away. As for the rumors that Farrah was fired from Teen Mom OG over those racy live streams, well, we think she confirmed on Twitter that she’s not returning to the show, but it’s Ms. Abraham’s unique way with words makes it hard to tell exactly what she’s trying to say. “Watching @TeenMom @mtv I’m so happy I don’t welcome anymore of @MTV made up shit to help mention the other trash moms feel important lmao good luck @MTV #2018goals #Sorrynotsorry,” Farrah wrote. Shout-out to Farrah for refusing to be limited by society’s notions of how words should work. And for tagging MTV twice in the same tweet. Watch Teen Mom OG online for more of the inimitable Ms. Abraham. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham SLAMS Co-Stars: Bunch of Lazy, Closeted Potheads!
I know Emily Ratajkowski is a real supermodel, unlike all those other Insta-wannabes and professional rich kids out there, so I fully understand why she made it onto this Harper’s Bazaar cover. What I don’t understand is why she’s fully-clothed. I mean, if you’re going to hire Emily for a photoshoot and then have her wear something other than a bikini, lingerie or nothing at all, what’s the point? It’s a total waste of everyone’s time, if you ask me. Especially the Little Tuna’s. He got all excited over nothing.
