Yesterday, I was pretty sure that Martha Hunt was my new favorite Victoria’s Secret model . But then I came across this new photoshoot from Elsa Hosk and now I’m starting to think actually maybe Elsa’s my new favorite. Turns out, I’m highly impressionable. Show me a hottie in lingerie and I instantly lose the ability to think about anything else. Or keep my pants around my waist. It’s a problem. Continue reading →
I know you could say this about pretty much any Victoria’s Secret supermodel, but Martha Hunt ‘s body is straight up amazing. And after all the hours I spend scrolling through Insta-wannabes every week, a new lingerie photoshoot from her is the perfect chaser. Actually, it’s the perfect cure for pretty much everything: when you’ve had a bad day at work. Seasonal depression. The common cold. You name it. So just take a look and I guarantee you’ll feel better in no time. Trust me. » view all 24 photos
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Some Ireland Basinger-Baldwin to brighten your day Fleshbot Lottie Moss black lace panties upskirt Taxi Driver Movie Georgia Fowler see-through on the runway The Nip Slip Katy Perry See-Through of the Day Drunken Stepfather Melissa Debling strawberries and cream (header image) Egotastic All Stars Angela White in red lingerie Boobie Blog Why do video game movies suck? Double Viking … read more
This is a model named Magdalena Frackowiak who is Polish…but lives iN NYC as these Eastern Europeans who are well taken care of do… Here she is demonstrating how mail order brides work…as models before landing Brad Cooper…it’s the eastern european dream…. I actually know someone who knew her when she was in NYC around the time she booked Victoria’s Secret and apparently she was a real cunt about it. I don’t think she does Victoria’s Secret anymore, these girls think they’ve made it when they get it, but sometimes, the people at Victoria’s Secret have other ideas that involve trying out new pussy, because old pussy gets old, even if it’s not old..there’s just so many Foreign girls with work Visas they can get to suck their dicks for work….. But she is doing another lingerie / clothing brand….getting paid…not that she needs to…she’s got rich guys willing to do that for her….it’s the Model dream…. I just think it’s unfortunate she’s not an affordable sex worker, these high end sex workers are too damn expensive… She’s hot, she’s skinny, she deserves all the clients in both professional and personal life…I am a fan… Too band the brand hires such a garbage rich kid phoney photographer, who milks the hipster vibe forever, it’s ridiculous she even exists, but I guess she’s sucked up to the right people and pretended she is good at what she does…but anyone can see she’s a fucking hack with a party trick….a one trick pony…keep milking and milking….she must be friends with the brand… The post Magdalena Frackowiak for Love and Lemons of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
OK, enough Oscar talk . It’s time to move on to what really matters: super-hot supermodels in lingerie. So here’s Bo Krsmanovic doing a killer lingerie photoshoot on top of some skyscraper. And I’m no realtor or anything, but I’m pretty sure this is what they call a million dollar view in the biz. Sign me up for a 1 year lease. I’m sold. » view all 12 photos
After weeks of those super-hot teaser videos , the 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue has finally been released, and Kate Upton got the cover — again . That makes it three times for the busty blonde. And to celebrate, they apparently made three different covers so you can “collect them all” or something. But since no one would actually ever do that, I’ve got all three for you here, so you can enjoy them all without looking like a big weirdo for buying an armful of the same damn magazine. You’re welcome in advance. » view all 19 photos Continue reading →
Looking at these pictures of Chrissy Teigen in the 2017 SI Swimsuit Issue just reminded me, but I totally forgot Chrissy had a kid last year. Which means it’s time to invite her to join the official Hollywood Tuna MILF Club. It’s a pretty sweet deal, actually — you get to pretend I don’t exist while I talk about what a hot MILF you are, and club dues are just a few bikini and/or lingerie and/or fully nude pictures sent to my inbox once a month. Or, for a lifetime membership, you come over to my mom’s basement for a date. No one’s picked that option yet, but maybe Chrissy could be the first. (It’s cool. Just tell John it’s a “work thing.”) » view all 13 photos Continue reading →
Constance Jablonski is one of those well known models no one actually cares about, but she gets fucking paid, stealing your American jobs, using her American work Visa, not interested in making America great, just leaching off the system and paying more taxes to the system than you’re broke Walmart working ass.. She’s the type of model who puts her tits out there, you can google that shit, I’m too lazy…but today she’s in a video for Valentines day, one of the most boring videos, for a massive lingerie brand…using an expensive model, shit probably cost them 100k to do…and yet when I pulled it from their youtube it had 800 views… I can’t even get paid 10 dollars to do a video that will get at least 2,000 views…thanks to you…my loyal followers….who complete me but who never send me money to pay my fucking bills…asshole mooches… Here are her tits from the past…because tits are great…
I’ve been waiting for Taylor Hill to change her name for a few months now , and it looks she finally did it. Only the bad news is now she’s going by Taylor Marie Hill, instead of the name I’d come up with for her. Which is too bad, because I really thought “The Future Ex-Mrs. Tuna #14,751” had a nice ring to it… Oh well. Time for me to move on to #14,752, I guess. Right after this awesome lingerie photoshoot, that is.
I know Valentine’s Day is still a couple weeks, but the way I see it, it’s never too early to start thinking about Valentine’s gifts Valetine’s-themed lingerie photoshoots. So here’s one from former SI Swimsuit Issue model Ashley Smith . And if anyone’s looking to get their favorite blogger something for the holiday this year, I think I just figured out what’s who’s at the top of my list. Yow. » view all 43 photos
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