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Stella Maxwell was on set in Miami shooting the very important Victoria’s Secret catalog / website content for their new collection of made in China, despite TRUMP’s reign, low quality lingerie, so that people who you don’t want to see in their underwear, even though I want to see everyone in their underwear…. You know, this overpriced nonsense that makes business men rich as fuck and that people eat up, and not just dudes who have dirty panty fetishes like me, you know sneaking into laudnromats for that shit stain…but real people, who work and love consuming mall brands because it is familiar.. Either way, I don’t know how she made it into the mix, she pulled some fucking scams, sure she’s a tall skinny model…who attached herself to Barbara Palvin’s agency and got into the scene…and sure she played the lesbian, the intersex androngynist hipster in this feminist world, getting naked with her uneven tits and owning it cuz she didn’t look showered…it was a thing….a thing that turned into this mainstream, commercial, cashing in, low concept shit…all thanks to a scandal romance with MILEY, and growing her hair out…and sure she’s tall and skinny…but her face is wonky and weird…she knows her angles..both physically and how to scam her way in and now she’s an angel…with a little boy ass and a cameltoe bigger than Lesbians should have…..you know since they hate dick….as if Stella Maxwell hates dicks….she’ll fuck anything to get ahead…and ahead she’s pulled off….lots of times… The post Stella Maxwell’s Gnarly Camel Toe is the Scammer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Stella Maxwell was on set in Miami shooting the very important Victoria’s Secret catalog / website content for their new collection of made in China, despite TRUMP’s reign, low quality lingerie, so that people who you don’t want to see in their underwear, even though I want to see everyone in their underwear…. You know, this overpriced nonsense that makes business men rich as fuck and that people eat up, and not just dudes who have dirty panty fetishes like me, you know sneaking into laudnromats for that shit stain…but real people, who work and love consuming mall brands because it is familiar.. Either way, I don’t know how she made it into the mix, she pulled some fucking scams, sure she’s a tall skinny model…who attached herself to Barbara Palvin’s agency and got into the scene…and sure she played the lesbian, the intersex androngynist hipster in this feminist world, getting naked with her uneven tits and owning it cuz she didn’t look showered…it was a thing….a thing that turned into this mainstream, commercial, cashing in, low concept shit…all thanks to a scandal romance with MILEY, and growing her hair out…and sure she’s tall and skinny…but her face is wonky and weird…she knows her angles..both physically and how to scam her way in and now she’s an angel…with a little boy ass and a cameltoe bigger than Lesbians should have…..you know since they hate dick….as if Stella Maxwell hates dicks….she’ll fuck anything to get ahead…and ahead she’s pulled off….lots of times… The post Stella Maxwell’s Gnarly Camel Toe is the Scammer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Cop Is A Lingerie Model It’s generally not a great situation to get confronted by a cop. But in this case it might be so bad to run into one Samantha Sepulveda. She’s a cop in the New York area (she won’t reveal what department she’s in) and she’s a lingerie model in her spare time. Isn’t that something. And boy does she know how to fill out some damn lingerie. You know, police are in the middle of some bad PR runs, maybe having Samantha rock her lingerie on duty might help their perception. Or not. Maybe we’ll just stick to looking at her IG pics .
Cop Is A Lingerie Model It’s generally not a great situation to get confronted by a cop. But in this case it might be so bad to run into one Samantha Sepulveda. She’s a cop in the New York area (she won’t reveal what department she’s in) and she’s a lingerie model in her spare time. Isn’t that something. And boy does she know how to fill out some damn lingerie. You know, police are in the middle of some bad PR runs, maybe having Samantha rock her lingerie on duty might help their perception. Or not. Maybe we’ll just stick to looking at her IG pics .
Personally, I still like Emily Ratajkowski best when she’s just hanging out, taking it easy, and posting lingerie videos on social media or walking a cute pooch in nothing but lingerie . You know, just normal, everyday stuff. But every once in a while, I guess she’s gotta pay the bills, so she does an actual photoshoot, like this one for the February issue of Vogue Spain . And according to my sources, that lingerie dog-walking picture is part of some DKNY commercial Emily was shooting, so I take it back. I guess I love watching Emily work too. A video posted by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on Jan 19, 2017 at 1:16pm PST A photo posted by Emrata addicted (@myqueenisemrata) on Jan 22, 2017 at 3:13am PST
I know I’ve talked about this in the past, but if you want to know just how screwed up the modeling industry is these days, take a look at this latest lingerie photoshoot from Carmella Rose and try to tell me why this hottie hasn’t done a Victoria’s Secret fashion show yet, but Bella Hadid has. I’ll give you a hint: one of their parents has a ton of money, and the other’s doesn’t. Anyway, hopefully if I keep doing posts on Carmella, that perfect booty of hers will eventually start getting the attention it deserves. And if not? Maybe I can at least score a date (or a few private “photoshoots”) out of it. Wish us me luck! » view all 11 photos Continue reading →
The way I see it, there’s no better way to end the week any day ending in -y than with new pictures of a hot nobody in lingerie. So here’s my latest find, Paige Marie Evans . According to my research, this smoking hottie is an Aussie model and right now, she’s not the only thing from down under that’s smoking. I’m talking about my pants region, obviously. Somebody get me a fire extinguisher stat. Continue reading →
I’m still waiting for Taylor Hill here to take me up on my very generous offer to help her career by changing her name to Taylor Tuna , but I guess she’s sticking with Hill for now. And honestly, as long as she’s doing lingerie photoshoots this good, it doesn’t really matter what Taylor calls herself. She’s still a total five-alarm pants fire. » view all 13 photos Continue reading →
Remember how I said Ekaterina Zueva was my next future ex-wife? Yeah, well, I have a feeling I’m not the only one who’s going to be proposing to the Russian hottie after this latest photoshoot of her getting friendly with a banana in lingerie. If this isn’t marriage-and-divorce material, I don’t know what is. Yow!
