In case any of you out there were still wondering how Emily Ratajkowski managed to break the 10 million follower mark on Instagram, I think this video she just posted ought to give you a pretty good idea. It’s just a few seconds of her feeling herself in lingerie while listening to Nicki Minaj’s “Feeling Myself,” but it’s already been watched over 3 million times. And I’m pretty sure I’m responsible for at least 500,000 of those views. A video posted by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on Jan 16, 2017 at 11:00am PST
In case any of you out there were still wondering how Emily Ratajkowski managed to break the 10 million follower mark on Instagram, I think this video she just posted ought to give you a pretty good idea. It’s just a few seconds of her feeling herself in lingerie while listening to Nicki Minaj’s “Feeling Myself,” but it’s already been watched over 3 million times. And I’m pretty sure I’m responsible for at least 500,000 of those views. A video posted by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on Jan 16, 2017 at 11:00am PST
Rita Ora flashed her ass…probably to celebrate her 11 million followers…but mainly to get in the tabloids for showing her ass…that she just landed and that I just wrote about yesterday…which is more than enough Rita Ora coverage…as she’s not that interesting…stop trying to get me to write about this Rihanna impersonator…. She’s famous for no real reason…but she has hit 11 million followers…and that is a huge deal, that’s a lot of people, it’s exciting when you desperately want to be adorned…and she decided to take a titty selfie to thank her fans…who funny enough don’t even know who the fuck she is…they just know she’s got tits… I mean maybe they know she sings…but they can’t name a song…or that she is on TV but they can’t name the show….or that she booked a Euro lingerie campaign…but that doesn’t matter….maybe they know that she had a song once…or that she had a record deal thanks to fucking the producers as she navigated her way through the scene….maybe they know she fucked a kardashian to get to this 11 million people place she calls home…a home where 11 million people don’t know why they follow her… She’s the Rihanna impersonator who never quite made it as the Rihanna- but who apparently made it to 11 million loyal fans who don’t know what she’ does…or who she is and that’s something….and so are her tits…her tits are something…and as you know tits matter. The post Rita Ora Ass Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Top Ten Hottest Celebrities Named Emma Fleshbot Kate Upton areola peek in a lacy bra Taxi Driver Movie Ashley Graham’s butt in V Magazine The Nip Slip Pin-up Girl Rosie O’Kelly is interesting Drunken Stepfather Rosie Danvers topless in stockings (header image) Egotastic All Stars “Bone Me” by Bryci Boobie Blog Sara Jean Underwood Round Up Last Men on Earth Veteran Badass Sigourney Weaver on The Defenders Double Viking … read more
Maitland Ward had no choice but to get out there and snap off some pics of her in sheer lingerie so that everyone can see her big exhibitionist tits – as she’s trying to hit 100,000 followers on social media – and this is a good way to do it…or at least this is the only way she knows how…. The real question with Maitland Ward is where did she go over the course of all those years she wasn’t on TV and why all of a sudden is she naked oor half naked or implied naked on the internet… Boy Meets World, the only show she’s been on – was cancelled in 1998…or around that time…so there has been 20 years of where the fuck is Maitland Ward…for those who actually jerked off to her back then in a pre internet era, when jerking off to TV shows tits wasn’t all that crazy… I am now friends with Maitland, she ignores me when I ask for pussy pics, maybe she’s playing hard to get, but I like to assume because she thinks I’m going to mock her, try to humiliate her, and she’d rather do that herself…and I’m not complaining..I mean tits, old or young are always great to look at… And a low level who doesn’t take herself too seriously, clearly, taking shameless content on a beach that looks like it’s mid fucking winder, cold, and zero nice…for KISS a GINGER day….isn’t a terrible thing…sure it’s weird, even creepy…but at least she’s motivated to try…despite all the failing over and over and over… I am a fan. The post Maitland Ward on Kiss a Ginger Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Joe Jonas was announced as the new Guess? Girl…because I guess Guess? is taking on the direction of everyone in the world, or at least Guess? shoppers, including but not limited to the Guess? founder are homos…which is why they use girls like Charlotte McKinney who are so basic on the hot level, but meet the requirements of what a pin-up girl should be, that it’d have to be a closet case doing the casting like “she’s hot right, she’s got tits”…and if you’ve ever had a closet case friend….who eventually came out of the closet..and you reflect on all the conversations you’ve had about girls and tits over the years…thinking “why was he into tits if he was a queer, oh right, because it’s so obviously, and average and typical to go for the tits, you know it’s marketed that guys love tits, and they do..and so do girls…ask any girl and she’ll tell you she loves her big tits or wishes she had big tits, especailly Charlotte McKinney because without them – all the small minded men and closet cases alike wouldn’t have giver her a career….” I digress…here’s McKinney thanking Guess? for creating her and Joe Jonas saying he’s not bait for gay dudes to jerk off to…he’s a singer cashing in and hanging out with tits…leave him alone… The post Charlotte McKinney in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sara Sampaio is the skinny Victoria’s Secret model…and here are some uneventful pictures of her showing off her ass…while not wearing a top…because Victoria’s Secret, the mall brand, made in China despite American Pride, crap that probably gives girl’s yeast infections, thanks to being such overpriced, low concept garbage….is picking up their classic Christina friendly lingerie catalog pics…with some implied nudity…like it was instagram… Sara Sampaio is good because she’s a skinny model protesting people who hate skinny models and I am a fighter for skinny model rights as skinny models are what models are supposed to be – plus she gets half naked in shoots for lots of money…which is pretty good too….even when the shoots aren’t that good… The post Sara Sampaio Ass Shot for Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Madonna is terrifying…and in being terrifying…she’s decided to get into lingerie for Harper’s Bazaar – because she can, she’s Madonna…a celebrity / popstar / icon who has been around for 40 fucking year…and who is 100 years old…and the sick thing in all this…is that I fucking love it… It is the perfect level of disgusting for my weird fetish of old bitches who don’t know they are old…because they are Madonna and have some delusional opinion of themselves…thanks to ego…and in her defense…she looks pretty good for 100….all menopausal and good to cum in…as long as you have lube to deal with her being dried the fuck up….which brings up a very important point…what does the vagina look like…is it still there….does it still breath..or is it more of dead animal…just rotting away in her panties… SO MANY QUESTIONS…let’s hope this Harper’s interview gets to the bottom of it…. The post Madonna in Lingerie for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’ve always been a big fan of Romee Strijd , even if she isn’t the most famous Victoria’s Secret model out there. But I don’t think I ever knew that she had a second gig as a professional Instagram model too. Anyway, here’s some of the highlights from checking out her profile , and just in case the whole lingerie model thing doesn’t work out, it’s good to know that Romee has something to fall back on. Continue reading →
I know it’s hard to keep track of all the bikini models and lingerie hotties and Instagram wannabes out there, but luckily, I think this photoshoot Tiffany Keller did for Beach Bunny ought to help the LA model stand out. See, she’s the one with the perfect body who looks like she was born to wear a bikini. …Hm, OK, fine, maybe that doesn’t narrow it down much. But it does give me a serious pants fire, and you know what? That works for me. Enjoy. » view all 13 photos
