I know it’s my job to stay up-to-date on all the hot models out there, but just remember that A) there’s hundreds of them and B) I’m lazy. Anyway, point being, this is the first I’m hearing of Daphne Groeneveld here, but after checking out this lingerie photoshoot from the Dutch hottie, I really hope it’s not the last. » view all 14 photos
So Sara Sampaio is a top model, she gets fucking paid, she’s skinny, she’s tall enough, she makes money, straight from the fishing village of Portugal to the mean streets of new york…yet LOVE magazine made her look like dog shit….serious fucking dog shit…it looks like they pulled her out of bed and spent 14 seconds with her for their minute video to celebrate Christmas…in some uninspiring, no continuity – advent calendar that is more ‘pull something together, get her in lingerie and run with it” nonsense… I know, why am I posting this nonsense, why am I giving them views…because I have no original content and I rely heavily on stealing other people’s shit for my very important posts no one reads or finds funny – because they are just mean…you pussies.. This video is directed by Hype Williams….who I am going to assume has had a stroke, or alzheimers, or a drug addiction making him lose everything he worked for….. This video…of a top model – that sucks…has his name attached to it… He has directed – Busta Rhymes – Woo Ha, TLC No Scrubs, Will Smith – Getting Jiggy wit it, Kanye West – Gold Digger, and movies, and documentaries, for the last 30 years…you can see the videography HERE ….and now this… The post Love Magazine Releases Another Bullshit Garbage Video for Christmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know I seem to do a lot of posts on fake models and Instagram wannabes these days, but that’s on the fashion magazines and lingerie companies. I can only work with what they give me. Anyway, still, I figured it was about time I reminded you perverts what a real lingerie model looks like. So enjoy this photoshoot of Josephine Skriver . There’s still no substitute for the real thing. » view all 33 photos
I’ll have a blue ball Christmas without you, Ariel Winter! We’ve spent a lot of time checking out Ariel Winter’s cleavage, because, I mean hello, but the starlet’s new festive Instagram post lets us know that she’s got some of the best legs in the biz as well…. read more
Here’s Rita Ora doing another pants-meltingly hot lingerie photoshoot and see, this is why I don’t understand why the fashion industry is going crazy over fake models like Bella Hadid right now. Because Rita isn’t even a professional lingerie model and these pictures are still 20 times better than anything those rich kid wannabes are doing. I guess what I’m saying is, I think Rita should consider becoming a lingerie model full-time. This is way better than the music business. Well, for me and the Little Tuna, at least. » view all 11 photos Continue reading →
Some chick in her 40s asked me who my top 3 favorite celebs are, like a top 3 list in terms of celebs I want to fuck, and I thought, fuck I don’t have a top 3 list and I hate stupid fucking games like this, because I don’t fuck celebs, I live in Canada, and even if I was in LA where they congregate, they wouldn’t let me into their celebrity pool parties, or their pants, not even the fat disgusting ones, because even they have weird egos and are terrible humans…. I actually find all celebs pretty fucking vile to look at, not hot at all, just phony overpaid, overated shit.. So I figure I wouldn’t jerk off to either Jojo’s tits, or Hailee Steinfelds legs…because if you use instagram, there are 1,000,000 or more sluts more naked, who look better naked, who just want the fame, don’t have the fame, that I could probably fuck for 200 dollars to help pay their rent, because they are lazy and spend their days sitting around naked taking selfies for their fake model careers… So fuck these Jojo Tits, or Hailee Steinfelds fishnets, or Sarah Hyland’s Cleavage with a cat, or Bella Thorne’s bat in a squat, or Isabelli Fontana Nipples, or Sarah Shahi on the grinch….or Sophie Simmons gross fat sloppy stomach selfie, or Rat Cow in Lingerie, or Mandy Moore’s mom ass, or Mary Elizabeth Winstead in leggigns, or EMma Roberts doing pilates…. They are all dog shit.. The post What Celeb are you Jerking Off to On Social Media of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Barbara Palvin’s ass is in some calendar or some photoshoot for some porn shit – that has polarized the porn shit and pretended it is FASHION ART SHIT – which in and of itself is a Brilliant play….because no one wants to work with porn shit – everyone wants to work with fashion and art shit…. SO they cast good photographers and good high end – actual models – instead of gutter bitches trying to get naked to get ahead….Instead they got girls who are already ahead getting naked to try to give themselves some substance or soul or value or authenticity after years of being tainted by corporations that own them…. Her name is Barbara Palvin, she’s a big Hungarian model who was recruited by VS at a young age…and she’s in lingerie not looking big, not showing nipples, but still sleazier than usual…and it’s a good look for her…really it’s a good look for any woman willing to be seen like this… The post Barbara Palvin Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Maybe it’s just because I’m a grinch when it comes to the holidays, but I’ve never really understood the whole “ugly Christmas sweater” fad. I mean, Victoria Justice is one of my all-time favorite hotties and even she can’t make me like these things. So forget the stupid cheesy sweaters, ladies. “Sexy Christmas lingerie” would make for a way better annual tradition, if you ask me.