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Emma Stone in Some Old Lady Lingerie for Rolling Stone of the Day

Emma Stone and her weird face bore me, but I guess every celebrity bores me, I don’t think they are worthy of their success, I don’t think their impact on the world is worth celebrating, I do think they are overpaid and it’s all a fucking scam…because their talent is irrelevant…and dancing monkeys should be treated as such….just distractions on real issues…not to mention what they do with their celebrity is often times as offensive as their celebrity in the first place…puppets…just fucking puppets who call themselves artists and who rich business guys throw money at because they like being part of whatever this rich person scene is…the worst… But people fucking love her….they go nuts for her…and seeing her in her grandmother’s vintage lingerie that may remind you of when your grandma would make you eat her out on family trips to visit her – because people have needs and your small hands fit nicely in her grandma cunt….turns them on…. They are like “omg she looks like she’s pregnant and she’s wearing NANNY’s nightgown”…and then they cum….all thanks to Rolling Stone and their vintage erotica fetish that I would argue, as an objective person who doesn’t find Emma Stone hot…isn’t hot at all…but it happened…..and really I’ve always said she’s got the sex appeal of a grandma – so long as you don’t have a grandma fetish….so this brings that point home… The post Emma Stone in Some Old Lady Lingerie for Rolling Stone of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bryana Holly’s Sweet Instagram Model Booty

I know Christmas is still a couple days away, but here’s an early present, since you’ve all been good readers this year: a new pants-meltingly hot lingerie shoot from InstaHottie  Bryana Holly . Just be careful where you open these, because I know most people’s offices have a much stricter policy about not taking your pants off at work than we do here at Tuna HQ. » view all 19 photos Continue reading

Jasmine Tookes’ Booty Showcase

I love  Jasmine Tookes . If you ask me, she’s one of the finest Victoria’s Secret models out there. But for whatever reason, it’s pretty rare that we see her solo, instead of as part of some group photoshoot/fantasy . So here she is doing her very own lingerie photoshoot for once, and it’s about time. Now we can all really focus on Jasmine and what she brings to the table, like a killer body and a perfect booty. Enjoy. » view all 40 photos Continue reading

Police Officer Helps Speeding Student Tie His Tie

And they say police officers are terrible people.

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Love Magazine Ruins The Instgram Model Hailey Baldwin Xmas Video

I don’t know about you dudes, but I’m starting to get pretty glad that Christmas is almost here. Not because I’m excited for presents or anything — I’m pretty sure I’m not going to wake up to find a busty supermodel under the tree this year. No, I’m excited because it means we won’t have to suffer through the daily disappointment of checking out these lame LOVE Advent videos, only to find that they ruined another hottie. Today, it was Hailey Baldwin ‘s turn to dance around in lingerie, and unlike some of the others, this video actually could’ve been good. You know, if they’d remembered to shoot it in focus.

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Ellie Martin Is An Instagram Hottie You Should Know

As you all know, I do my best to keep you guys up-to-date on the latest Instagram hotties out there. And I want you perverts to meet my newest find: Ellie Martin . I don’t know much about her, because I’m lazy and 30 seconds of Googling is pretty much my max, but luckily I think this bikini photoshoot tells you everything you need to know. AKA that she’s smoking hot. But don’t worry, I’ll keep you posted if I find out anything else about Ellie. Like, say, what she looks like in lingerie. Fingers crossed. » view all 11 photos Continue reading

The Love Magazine Advent Calendar Round-Up of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio too old to be showing her ass for love magazine…but still doing it – because Love Magazine is the only thing doing anything for Christmas that has nothing to do with Christmas – because that would be politically incorrect….but not as politically incorrect as getting a 35 year old mom producing flashing her ass in lingerie voyeur videos – in what is probably the best Love video to date – but still not very christmas, unless you’re like me and you creep on people’s Christmas by following them home after their Christmas party and waiting on their fire escape to see them fuck their boss…or co-worker they brought home…you know tis the season…but let’s be real…voyeurism is always the seaason… Stella Maxwell is in a second video for LOVE, because why not do as much as you can now that you’ve fucked the entire system into thinking you’re a hot model, because apparently she is a hot model, but she wasn’t a hot model when it all happened… Lastly, Alexa Chung – Who? The post The Love Magazine Advent Calendar Round-Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily DiDonato’s Christmas Lingerie of the Day

LOOK!!! SHITTY PICS OF A SHITTY MODEL IN SHITTY LINGERIE FOR CHRISTMAS!!! HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT IS WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED BECAUSE I AM NOT SUFFOCATED BY THIS BULLSHIT EVERYDAY OF MY GODDAMN LIFE… HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS MY HOPES AND FUCKING DREAMS…ALONG WITH CURING CANCER…100 MILLION DOLLARS….CURING POVERTY EXCEPT WITH HOMELESS CHICKS CUZ I NEED THEM TO SUCK MY DICK FOR CHEAP – AND ALL THE OTHER CHRISTMAS MIRACLES THAT PALE IN COMPARISON TO SHITTY MODELS IN SHITTY PICS FOR SHITTY LINGERIE… There is a fucking Santa. The post Emily DiDonato’s Christmas Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Martha Hunt Belongs In Lingerie

I don’t know about where you guys live, but it’s freezing near me right now. So I figured I’d post this new lingerie shoot from Victoria’s Secret super-hottie  Martha Hunt . Even though I can’t do anything about the weather outside, I figure at least our pants regions can stay nice and toasty. » view all 36 photos Continue reading

Emily Didonato Does Xmas Good

Here’s an early Christmas present for all you perverts out there: former Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model  Emily Didonato in a new lingerie photoshoot. And you know, I think this might be the first time I’ve ever seen Emily modeling something other than a bikini. Turns out, she looks just as good in lingerie. Who knew? » view all 12 photos

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