Irina Shayk is a brilliant hooker… What an amazingly strategic use of her amazing fucking body…and it worked out for her. From homosexual soccer stars to Hollywood A-List womanizers, this girl knows how to leverage her vagina into opportunities. I guess all models are capable of this type of behavior, and most pull it off with as much ease, since rich guys fucking love models. But I just really like it when the model in question is a Russian, because I know their evil core, their manipulative communist trained torture tactics that she uses to get ahead…because if a hot Russian came at me, I wouldn’t stand a fucking chance, but then again if any girl came at me, I wouldn’t stand a fucking chance, as long as they aren’t my wife, that is..so it’s not that impressive, but when she can pull it off with people with options…like Brad Cooper…it’s fucking great…it’s power…this body…is killer…and she’s fucking killin’it…I guess what I am saying is…I love her. The post Irina Shayk’s Body in Some Italy Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne is 40 and I like to promote anything she’s doing. Not because I like her or think she’s all that hot or great or interesting. She’s pretty fucking basic, standard and her tactics are obvious….but for some reason I have this fantasy I obsess over, where she’s 40 and a mom, and this is her trolling us in some documentary on how dumb we are as a people, buying into some slutty pics of some girl who claims to be 18… I keep saying the same story, but yes, that’s what obsessing is. I mean I could go into her career, some bullshit stories about her fitness routine, or what her diet or love life is. I could help perpetuate her, or I could talk about the sexual things I would do to her when she was asleep at a college party, knowing I wouldn’t get expelled from college, because I’m not even a student there…I watched some college rape documentary last night that Lady Gaga wrote the song for…and she’s rumored to be college age…but college and college rape doesn’t apply to her…when you can just focus on the superficial self promotion…who only fucks to get ahead…her hippie stage parents taught her right… I’d much rather look at her thinking she’s a soccer mom who likes fitness… Either way, she’s in lingerie for some magazine…that may not be an authentic magazine, you never know with all these instagram accounts…but that is something…that gets her half naked which excites everyone….mainly you… The post Bella Thorne in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s Bella Thorne looking amazing in VVV Magazine. I’ve never heard of this publication before, but they did a great job showcasing my favorite Instagram model. Finally, a photoshoot that doesn’t completely suck.
People are so pumped that Irina Shayk and Brad Cooper were together during Paris Fashion week. There are paparazzi pictures of it going around….that I haven’t bothered looking at…. Not because I’m one of those weirdos who is against seeing rich and famous womanizers gettiing hot “published models”, I mean that’s just the circle of fucking life, if you want to have hot chicks, make fucking money, be the best at what you do, workout…dude deserves any pussy he wants…I’m just amazed that he’d commit to just one, what’s th fucking point when there are a million Irina Shayk’s out there….and even if she was on her best behavior…is still one girl in a world of many…. I just hate paparazzi pics…but I don’t hate Irina Shayk, this hooker / model / sugar baby / gold digger has used her looks and I guess intelligence, since Russians are very bright, calculated, soulless people, to take her to the top, and not just the top of A-List cock… She’s amazing…but these pictures fucking suck… She’s re-booked her lingerie campaign… A video posted by irinashayk (@irinashayk) on Mar 9, 2016 at 3:15am PST The post Irina Shayk for Interview Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ashley Graham was filtered to shit in this Canadian campaign for bridal lingerie, and I guess to some people, people I don’t understand, so is Ashley Graham…. I mean I understand why the Canadian plus-sized clothing chain this is for are excited about her, I mean the fatter AMerica is, the sicker America is, and the more fat chick clothes they sell, so they fucking love this…as does the pharma industry… I know when I see a fat chick in bridal lingerie, shit hits way too close to home, and I remember thinking when I married my fat wife that it was just a phase and she’d go back to her old hot self…well it turned out the marriage was a good excuse to get fatter and fatter….to the point you don’t get in the way because her dying would be the fucking best…at least I get to fuck other girls…because if I was forced to stick with fat, I’d probably be the one killing myself more aggressively than I have been all these years… And when I see a fat chick in lingerie, I feel badly for any bastard turned on by this, or who gets turned on when their fat wife tries to let loose and be sexy in a way far easier than changing her diet and exercising for 4 months, because that dudes life fucking sucks… And when I see a fat chick in bridal lingerie, I wonder what kind of asshole is marrying the pig, and if he was like me – down on his luck and in need of someone who covered the rent so that he could run a titty blog…because I can’t imagine even the skinny dudes you see with fat chicks like it… I guess she’s not terrible, it’s disgusting, but not disgusting enough to say no to if it stuck your dick down her throat confusing it for a cocktail wiener….Ashley Graham gets laid…probably a lot but it’s still representative of all that is wrong with America…we need skinny girls to be our idols…not empowered fat girls…who claim they are healthy despite science telling a different story.. The post Ashley Graham is the Fat Wife in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here is Instagram model Charlotte McKinney showing off her HUGE boobs in some magazine I’ve never heard of. I know in the last year, she has become very popular since Kate Upton got old and fat, but Charlotte is not nearly as pretty and in my opinion will never be as popular. That is unless she can cat daddy. That is an official challenge!
Gabourey Sidibe Poses In Lingerie For V Magazine Just a few months after making waves for getting semi-explicitly piped down on Empire, Gabourey Sidibe is still showing off her sexy side. The XL actress stripped down to her boudoir attire and struck a sultry pose for V Magazine’s 100th issue, and recently unveiled one of her sexy shots on her IG account. She looks pretty pleased with this pic! We wonder what the rest of her spread is looking like… V Magazine / Splash / Instagram
Remember when I said Bella Thorne is 40 and it made someone really mad even though he didn’t know who Bella Thorne was… You don’t? Right, because you don’t read this bullshit… But because of a guy who got mad about Bella Thorne being 40, I like to bring up that she looks 40….but a fit 40….like the kind of 40 year old who spend the last 20 years as a sugar baby because she got knocked up young 40…so her body bounced back and her hefty child support checks allow for a solid trainer… This girl works her social media, her own phone camera, like she loves herself and no one even knows what show’s she’s on…but she’s on shows… The post Bella THorne in Some Lingerie Lookin’ Bullshit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! It’s kind of unfair that Katrina Law is this hot Fleshbot Lilah Parsons areola peek Taxi Driver Movie Is that a print out of Charli XCX’s boobs? The Nip Slip Lily Aldridge does LUI Drunken Stepfather Kinky German girls in leather and lace Egotastic All Stars Hilary Craig flashing in a record store Boobie Blog Elizabeth Banks goes sheer for Vanity Fair Last Men on Earth Trailer for Turkish horror film BASKIN is not for the squeamish Double Viking Video of Lindsey Vonn getting her body paint put on Steakwood … read more
I like to revisit these lingerie pics of a 50 year old, mom of 5, banged out by Seal, and his baby arm sized cock, you see cuz dude’s rich but has LUPUS scars and no bitch is getting with rich and LUPUS scars unless he’s got a big dick….oh wait….he’s rich…and famous..that’s usually for the big dick ego without the big dick, hell they are even saying Hitler had a botched circumcision from his Rabbi and that’s why he went all Jew killing crazy….dick size don’t matter…but for a German…like Hitler and Heidi Klum it probably does…it fills their weird Nazi based ideology that was only 75 years ago….you know even older than people you probably know….no long ago…which is probably where they got the technology to create this one in a lab….as robot models for big brands who don’t age badly, even when they are into German scat S&M and have a bunch of kid…have a good ROI…. Either way, here is her lingerie.. The post Heidi Klum Promoting her Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
