It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Sara Jean Underwood and Tina Louise make sharing really sexy Fleshbot Pascal Craymer braless in a see-through blouse Taxi Driver Movie Sundy Carter’s areolas at the Meet the Blacks premiere The Nip Slip Elsa Hosk tits for Vogue Belleza Drunken Stepfather Holly Peeks sextastic lingerie striptease Egotastic All Stars Anissa Kate drops a tight dress Boobie Blog Azealia Banks is an idiot Last Men on Earth How to fix the DCEU starting with Justice League Part One Double Viking Jessa Hinton busting out is why the internet was created Steakwood … read more
Elsa Hosk is some Swedish model showing her tits for some bootleg VOGUE Magazine… I don’t know what the fuck a BELLEZA is, but maybe it’s not bootleg at all, maybe I am just the uncultured one…maybe VOGUE BELLEZA is the Vogue everyone aspires to be in…or maybe it doesn’t matter because they got her naked. Elsa Hosk naked is lovely, but it’s nothing new, because before she was one of the models you thought about while fucking your wife / pocket pussy / ripe melon last year following the VS fashion show you watched…..she was getting topless for “fashion” consistently…. HERE ….and HERE and HERE . I use “fashion” in quotes, because it was more strategic topless pics, pushed to the internet, making her semi known, helping her audition for the mall brand lingerie company, leading to all this fame and fortune she now has…because it all starts with the tits… The post Elsa Hosk Tits for Vogue Belleza for my Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rat Cow does anything she can for a little attention. She is level zero in talent, she’s got nothing to offer and her face is fucking mangled and weird. The only redeeming thing about her is her huge fake tits on her skinny frame, which I guess she’s well aware of because she’s made her career being what the UK has been doing for decades – TITTY GLAMOUR MODELS….only Rat Cow’s not that Glamour…. I don’t hate her for doing what she does, she’s making money and doesn’t need to work, I just hate that people buy into her and think she’s this amazing thing…oh right…no one does that…they just see her tits and her instagram following and follow her and give her work because I guess that’s all we really need in this world of iphone pics making slutty girls millions. I know she’s probably on the outs, but she’s still whoring and that is something we should all support….you know the bootleg model, bootleg actress, bootleg porn chick, bootleg instagram personality combined…makes this… The post Em Rat Cow Rubbing Her Pussy on her Boyfriend’s Head of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rita Ora is a Bootleg Rihanna, the word of the day is Bootleg…and bootleg isn’t necessarily a bad thing – it’s just that people lack creativity and the public isn’t open to new or innovative, so even if Rita Ora was more than a bootleg Rihanna impersonator, she is forced to give the people what they are used to in order to sell records…something I don’t think she’s done to date, but she exists…and is in lingerie shooting her new video on the street like a street walker… I guess it’s some tribute or glimpse into how she was found outside the club before she launched her career….having sex with DJs… TO SE THE REST OF HER DOING THIS “SUPERHERO” IN LINGERIE SHIT CLICK HERE I am more into her SNAPCHAT TITS… The post Rita Ora’s See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know whenever I think of Beyonce, I think fitness…. I don’t think fat Fried Chicken sponsored eating monster who decided to get fit because her husband cheats on her, she’s getting older, and the only way for her to compete with his Money Maker Rihanna is to really get in shape so that she has the energy to push through…and compete, in one last hustle, since already having 500 million dollars isn’t enough, when you need to ensure your man doesn’t upgrade…gotta stay on top or some shit… Unfortunately, she looks kinda hot in this video, and I’ve historically had nothing but disinterest in Beyonce…but maybe, just maybe, it’s wanting to fuck a black girl in a life where I’ve never fucked a black girl..because black girls don’t like me…racists. The post Beyonce Does a Fitness Line of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I follow JENA GOLDSACK on social media, mainly instagram, mainly because I follow fucking everyone I come across who is a 7 or better. They don’t need to be models, they can be random tinder girls who don’t swipe right on me, they can be no names who are just slutty, I just pile the fuck on the following….and it turns out that that isn’t Instagram’s point, the point isn’t to follow people who you may want to fuck or find compelling, it’s to not follow people, but get people following you, so you look famous…or important…or cool…it’s called “RATIO”…and it actually works, but I’ve always been the kind of guy who follows hot girls, whether down dark alleys or from club to club, to casually pump into them, and I’ve never been one too interested in getting followers….meaning I did the whole thing wrong…but thank god it’s about to self destruct thanks to Facebook owning them and being the devil and shit.. That said, I may follow JENA GOLDSACK, but have no idea who she is or what she’s done, I just know she’s in this lingerie shoot with no nipples for Glamour Italia and it’s not magical or life changing, but it happened…which is better than it not happening – I guess… The post Jena Goldsack Has No Nipples in Lingerie for Glamour Italia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The last time I saw Carice van Houten have a baby, it was some kind of evil shadowbaby that went off and killed the enemy of Stannis Baratheon, and I have to say that was kind of a freaky moment. Now that Carice van Houten is pregnant in real life, I was curious if Stephen Dillane might be a little worried. … read more
Ever since my eyes got to see the smallest hint of Alison Brie’s nipple during the GQ Lingerie Photo Shoot back when she was on Community I have longed for the day when we would get more than just the smallest hint of Alison Brie’s nipple. While that day isn’t today, at least we have a few more sexy pictures of her to gaze upon. … read more
Everyone who follows Candice Swanepoel or Victoria’s Secret, along with Behati, her BFF, and two of their main people, are pregnant… I saw it coming, because I guess getting pregnant isn’t a career death anymore, even though it should be, because people like fat chicks, and like when they bounce back. My theory is that they are still owned by Victoria’s Secret, who created them and is the only reason they exist, so that when Victoria’s Secret decides it’s time for maternity lingerie, they need to recruit the girls who owe them the most… I guess this pregnancy pic isn’t as whorey as it should be, because her engagement even though she’s cheated on her longtime boyfriend the last decade, not that he cares, make that money honey….give these South Africans that money.. The post Candice Swanepoel’s Pregnancy Erotica of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am a firm believer that Irina Shayk is everything… If she was producing enough content on the daily, I would dedicate this site to her, because no one else matters…at least that is what I like to believe, but in my defence, I am into hot, manipulative, possibly dark Russians who came up through communism, and now have A Listers CUM UP ON THEM…You see what I did there, what a clever blogger I am… Either way, one of her jobs is the face / body of this non Victoria’s Secret luxury brand, and she’s as amazing as always… The post Irina Shayk for Bras of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
