I haven’t done a post on Courtney Stodden in a while, and I don’t know about you guys, but I was starting to wonder what my former #1 favorite hot nobody has been up to. So I decided to take matters into my own hands and look into it myself — aka creep her Instagram. And here’s what that serious investigative journalism turned up: a whole bunch of crazy-hot selfies, bikini and lingerie pictures. So, does my Pulitzer come in the mail or do I have to go somewhere to pick it up? A video posted by Courtney A Stodden (@courtneyastodden) on Aug 24, 2015 at 3:45pm PDT
Well, this is different. And don’t get me wrong, different is definitely good. Because normally, whenever we see Emma Roberts , the best we can hope for is her pale stems in a pair of short shorts . But today, we get to see my favorite pasty hottie in lingerie thanks to this photoshoot she did for the Aerie Untouched campaign. And I’ve gotta say, I’m impressed. If you ask me, Emma should do lingerie shoots like this more often, and I’d be more than happy to help make it happen. After all, my phone takes great pictures. Call me!
So…. Miranda Kerr, Anna Rubik, Kate Upton, Joan Smalls, Rosie (not O’Donnell) and Candice Swanepoel all got into bed for V Magazine…like they’ve probbaly all got in bed for dudes who are either rich enough, or famous enough….except maybe Candice Swanepoel because that bitch is boring… Now, I can assume a good time was had by all…and by all I mean you, trying to masturbate to this…and not me, because I generally hate girl in bed photoshoots, they are all over instagram, and boring as fuck to me… But I guess, I’m old school and when those F-List, to No-List nobodies do their lingerie in bed shoots, it’s just fucking lame… When A-List models, even over rated fat ones do it…I approve.. Here are the pics…V-Magazine…be glad it’s not Kardashian polluted….beause maybe, just maybe, only media outlet will boycott that shit. The post Models in Bed for V Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Anais Pouliot is a model from Montreal, who is obviously too good for Montreal, which isn’t saying much, most homeless people are too good for Montreal, but she’s not homeless, she’s out making money after she moved to New York to do lingerie campaigns…where if she stayed here, she’d probably be a bottle service girl, or a stripper, like all the other hot girls, which I guess isn’t all that much different than being a lingerie model, but it has a more prestige and status… Not that it matters, what matters is that french girls, especailly when they think and are too good to me, which isn’t saying much, most homeless people are too good for me, is french based, and probably broken, and probably into anal on the first date, if she wasn’t with an American dude for a passport and his money, thanks to American dudes with money, loving lingerie models even the low level ones… All this to say, at least she’s not an instagram model/ The post Anais Pouliot For Love and lemons of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I would argue that Lady Gaga isn’t relevant anymore…and is proof that over-exposure and being weird for the sake of weird, not because you’re authentically weird, because boring or obvious as a cry for attention, like the annoying loud kid in your high school class, you likely hated…. I would also argue that anything she does, doesn’t matter, even if she produces some legendary, deep, life changing music, because I mean with a face like that, it’s pretty obvious the record label saw extreme talent, otherwise they would have kept her in the office, instead of on stage….but like every ugly girl, she took that talent, and distracted us from it, with her annoying.. But she’s still Lady Gaga and every famewhore, groupie piece of shit, would get excited if she noticed them, because you haters are bitches, who wish you were part of the inner celebrity circle.. So she’s got too big of an audience to really disappear…and here she is in “lingerie”…..for a fashion magazine, shot by Bruce Weber, who is great, but these pics are dull…as the ugly girl tries to use her tits to stay relevant… The post Lady Gaga in Lingerie for Bruce Weber and CR Fashion Book of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I really have no idea whether lingerie photoshoots excite people anymore…I just know that they don’t excite me… It’s not because I am into dudes or trannies or face fucking rape porn…. It’s because this shit is so oversaturated, and we’ve seen it all before… So who is Andreea Diaconu, probably some useless model who fucked Jake Gylenhaall or another celebrity, and who will be planning on settling down when she finds a billionaire.. Same story as so many girls before her…and these are pics of her getting naked, or half naked, for money and to generate some buzz to help secure her prince charming…like so many strippers before her, who sit around waiting for the dream man to walk in and sweep them away, only this is fashion and classier, the lingerie has less yeast infections, but not necessarily, in my experience or knowledge, models are as dirty if not dirtier than street hookers, because models don’t use condoms with guys who fuck street hookers… Doesn’t matter….or does it…maybe it does…who knows…go take a selfie, that’s all you want to do right now, I already know. The post Andreea Diaconu in Lingerie for Lindex of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Good news: after last month’s serious disappointment , the world’s best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer is back wearing my favorite outfit of hers in her latest photoshoot: nothing at all. She’s also getting nice and friendly with another blonde hottie in the pictures, which almost makes up for the fact that I had to blur out the good parts. Almost. Enjoy.
I’ve always said that Jehane Gigi Paris is so hot, she’s pretty much a lock to become a big-time supermodel one day. And looks like I was right, because this sexy bikini motorcycle shoot of hers is one of the hottest things I’ve seen all month. Maybe even all year. You know, my mom would never let me on a motorcycle when I was a little Tuna, she said they were too dangerous. And after these pictures, I finally understand why. Because I don’t know about you guys, but my pants are burning up just looking at these. Ow!
Because there’s no better way to celebrate the end of another work week than with pictures of a serious hottie in lingerie, here’s Romee Strijd for Victoria’s Secret. According to my research, Romee was recently named one of their newest Angels , and with a body this good, I can’t say I’m too surprised. And if she can keep this up, pretty soon Romee’s going to earn an even more prestigious title: Future Ex-Mrs. Tuna. I only hand out about 200-300 of those a year, so yeah, it’s a pretty big honor. » view all 21 photos
All fetishists amaze me, only becasue I don’t care about anything enough to obsess over it, seems like a waste of time and energy, especially when everything is boring, uneventful and the fucking same…maybe I’m just depressed…or autistic – but it’s been a constant for my entire life…making me fascinated by people who are really fucking into something so much it is all they thing about, all they jerk off to, all they want…often times weird as fuck… So foot fetishists, are up there with the harmless, but still fucking odd, but harmless, where motherfuckers see a foot and cum themselves.. I’ve been in situations like on snapchat, where dudes beg for pictures of the feet…I’ve also been with girls when strangers ask them for pictures of their feet…and I’ve been at porn conventions where dudes pay 20 dollars for video of the porn feet…next level.. So here’s Miley’s backwoods, inbred, rich as fuck, hick feet…for the foot fetishists, who like to get a little dirty, as it is the equivalent of extreme porn, for thrill seekers trying to find something in this over-exposed, desensitized world to get off to. The post Miley Cyrus Foot Fetish Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
