Kardashian Girls Take Bruce Jenner Bra Shopping Bruce is knee-deep in his transition to a full-on female, having already undergone two major enhancements to help bring out his inner bad bish. Now that he’s got his womanly curves on lock, he has to get the new closet full of party dresses and skinny jeans to show what he’s got. But being the newly-minted matriarch of a family full of notorious shoppers, he’s getting help with his intimate apparel from the ladies in his life. Via RadarOnline : Bruce Jenner has two new reasons to celebrate! After getting a brand new set of breasts earlier this month, a source very close to the Kardashian family has revealed to RadarOnline.com exclusively that his daughters are helping him through the process of picking out lingerie. “Bruce did not know what size to go with and his girls told him that he would look best with a C cup,” the Keeping up with the Kardashians insider reveals. “They agreed that a solid C would look best on his body type and size.” As Radar reported, the 65-year-old former Olympian, who is now fully on his way to becoming a woman, has been in hiding since reportedly undergoing a recent breast enlargement. But he has not been alone! “He’s been leaning on his daughters throughout all of his transition and this part is no different,” says the source. “Although Bruce isn’t really thinking about fancy lingerie just yet, he is definitely into athletic women’s wear, such as sports bras and bigger panties.” “He’s already wearing these types of clothes and has been for quite some time,” the insider tells Radar. “But he is not shopping at Victoria’s Secret just yet. That time will come!” That is just…weird. Who helps their parents shop for ANY kind of underwear…much less a new pair of granny-panties for your pops?
Thank God for paps with zoom lenses. Because thanks to those dedicated perverts heroes, we’ve got these great shots of Kelly Brook loading up her car after buying lingerie at Victoria’s Secret. And sure, I’m probably never going to get to see Kelly in anything she just bought (unless I win the lottery or steal some kid’s Make a Wish), but hey, if Kelly keeps bending over for the paps like this, maybe there’s a chance after all. Never say never, right? Photos: WENN.com
One of my least favorite things in the world is catalog pictures for e-commerce…that use models to showcase shitty product…in a way I can’t jerk off…because I don’t have a shitty product fetish…even when the shitty product is lingerie or bikini product…it is still the focal point of the pics…rather than hot tits, body and pussy definition…so it is the actual commercializing of these tall and skinny girls…you know the shit that pays the bills…when I’m much more into the other aspects of modeling, like getting naked to get noticed so that you get jobs like this for people like me to hate.. Her name is Shanina Shaik, she’s a Victoria’s Secret model cheating on Victoria’s Secret and she’s rumorerd to be Portuguese, but no one I know in Portugal have ever heard of her, probably becasue they are too busy listening to Nelly Furtado songs while fishing for their small fishing village, and even the rest of Europe, becasue that’s what Portuguese are good for…I mean along with cheap roasted chicken… The post Shanina Shaik in Some Boring Catalog Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know too much about Alberte Valentine here, but I know what I like. And I’m definitely liking the Denmark hottie after seeing this super-hot shoot she did with Rubén Suárez. I’m guessing Alberte’s new to the business, since I haven’t heard of her before, and if no sleazy bloggers have offered to marry and divorce her in order to help further her career yet, I’d love to be the first.
We all know that Scott Disick likes to drink too much. The man who calls himself the Lord has provided us with plenty of evidence of his problematic boozing over the years, such as when Scott was found drunk and barefoot stumbling through an Atlantic City hotel room last weekend. We learned this week Scott has checked into rehab once again, this time pursing an experimental course of treatment in Costa Rica. Disick is trying to get sober through a strange method that involves eating the roots of an African shrub that’s been known to cause hallucinations. Proponents of the method claim that Scott’s supervised “trips” will help him to learn about himself and to realize that he doesn’t need to get drunk in order to be happy. Sources close to the father of three say they’re not surprised that Disick is undergoing a more unusual treatment this time, as traditional rehab methods have failed him several times in the past. Scott left rehab after just one day when he checked in last summer, and now it seems that’s not the first time that he sought help and then immediately changed his mind. “Scott often checks into rehab to detox after an especially dangerous bender and will leave shortly thereafter, usually no more than five days,” as source close to Disick tells Radar Online. “He checks into rehab when he’s gone too far and people fear for his life. But once he detoxes, he leaves as if nothing has happened.” The insider adds that Scott has checked himself into rehab at least four times in the past, but he’s never lasted more than a few days. The anonymous friend does not expect this time to be any different. “I guarantee he will be home by next week,” the source says. “There is no way he will stay longer than that. He is already making plans…He is definitely not looking to stay!” Sounds like only one question remains: Will Kourtney Kardashian take him back once again? 11 Times Scott Disick Was a Douche 1. When He Ragged on Kim’s Marriage View Photo Lord Disick often says what we’re thinking. Especially when he’s ragging on his baby mama’s clueless sisters. 2. When He Took Kim Down a Peg View Photo Scott ragging on Kim might be the best part of the Kardashian reality shows. Every time she acts like it’s the first time she’s ever been put in her place. 3. When He Read Kourtney’s Mind View Photo Kourtney can be a tad predictable at times. No one’s better at pointing this out than Scott. 4. That Other Time He Took Kim Down a Peg View Photo Kim might lead a wildly interesting life, but she doesn’t have the personality to match. Leave it to Scott to point that out on national TV. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. When He Burned Kendall Jenner Scott doesn’t limit himself to being a douche on TV. His attacks on the Jenner sisters make Twitter a better place to be. 6. When He Pointed Out That Kris Jenner is Awful Scott might be a douche, but Kris Jenner is the worst. Fortunately, Scott’s more than happy to point that out. 7. When He Made Fun of Kourtney’s Clothes View Photo The worst thing you can do to a Kardashian is mock her clothes. Naturally, Scott takes every opportunity to do so. 8. When He Mocked Rob’s Socks View Photo Despite all of his wealth and connections, Rob Kardashian chose to design socks for a living. Scott is happy to point out how ridiculous this is. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. When He Tried to be Down With the Hood View Photo Scott even takes the occasional shot at himself. Here, he sarcastically analyzes his relationship with “the hood.” 10. When He Mocked Kim Yet Again View Photo Scott is relentless when it comes to the most famous Kardashian. And we love every second of it, 11. And of Course, When He Made Fun of the Entire Family View Photo No one mocks the Kardashian-Jenner clan quite Scott. All hail Lord Disick! The End. Up Next: ” 11 Times Scott Disick Was a Douche .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
It’s been almost four months since we first learned that Farrah Abraham is dating Simon Saran and remarkably, they’re still going strong. Or perhaps we should say, they were going strong. Farrah has a way of messing up the relationships in her life by blurting out whatever nonsense pops into her head while talking to the press, and we’re guessing Simon won’t be too pleased to find out that she talked about his masturbation habits during a recent interview. “He has my sex toys!” Farrah excitedly told Radar Online. You may remember that Farrah’s sax toys include molds of her vagina, hand, and what she refers to as her “backdoor.” She says that she and Simon are in a long-distance relationship (She lives in Austin; he’s in San Diego.), snd that the “Hand Stroker” and other such peg-in-hole devices help Simon to, um…pass the time when they’re apart. Of course, in addition to being an orifice model, Farrah is a porn star so one can’t help but wonder if Simon has checked out her film debut. “He does not have my sex tape!” Farrah says. “He watches guy comedies!” Hmmm…It seems Farrah’s not totally clear on how porn works. For most guys, if they have their mind made up to watch porn, they’re not gonna be distracted when they stumble across a censored version of the Hangover 3 on Comedy Central. Porn and comedy meet different needs, Farrah. You should know that; you’ve had plenty of experience with both. Your career centers around porn, but your private life is a comedy. Maybe you should write that a Post-It or something, so you don’t forget. Speaking of comedy, Farrah says Simon will appear on Teen Mom OG and we can look forward to seeing the two of them fight. “If there is any bickering, it’s just because we’re getting to know each other,” says Farrah. Riiiiight. We all know the first few weeks of a relationship are the toughest. Sigh. It’s tough to admit, but we kinds can’t wait for another full season of nonsensical Farrah-isms. 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume View Photo Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. 2. Farrah Abraham Mullet View Photo Farrah Abraham rocks the mullet like it’s her job. What a great look for her honestly. 3. Farrah Abraham Bent Over View Photo Farrah Abraham bends over and hikes a football in the best/worst photo of all time. 4. Farrah Abraham Lip Implant Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham was the victim of some seriously botched lip implants. The former Teen Mom star shared photos of the procedure gone awry online. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Farrah Gets Off View Photo Or is off her rocker. We’re not really sure what the heck is going on here. 6. Farrah Abraham Plastic Surgery View Photo Nice face. 7. Farrah Abraham Screen Shot View Photo Farrah Abraham in a lovely screen shot. And by lovely we mean absolutely terrifying. 8. Farrah Abraham Looks Fake View Photo This is not actually a wax figure of Farrah Abraham but it might as well be. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Farrah Abraham Vivid View Photo Farrah Abraham is a Vivid girl. Everything about her is. 10. Farrah Abraham Cries View Photo Very familiar. She doesn’t cry pretty either. 11. Farrah Abraham: Bad B-tch Tour View Photo Farrah announced her Bad B-tch Tour online. It will involve something called lingerie DJ sets 12. Farrah Abraham Crying View Photo A familiar sight. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Farrah Abraham Cries a Lot View Photo We can’t stop either. 14. Farrah Abraham Strip Club Promo View Photo An ad for Farrah Abraham doing her thing in Austin. Her thing being stripping for money. 15. Farrah Abraham is Blowin’ View Photo Farrah Abraham is Blowin’ up … the Internet with all her crazy shenanigans. 16. Farrah Abraham: Freaky Face! View Photo Seriously, WTF is going on with her face? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Farrah Abraham Lips Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham’s lips are off the proverbial chain in this photo. What did she have done with them? Does that Blow Pop stand a chance?! 18. Farrah Abraham: Celeburty! View Photo Farrah Abraham is a celeburty. She is great at spelling. And having sex on camera. 19. Farrah Abraham Mascot View Photo This is a promotional image for Farrah Abraham’s new restaurant Froco. It is a tad bit scary. 20. Farrah Abraham Lip Photo View Photo Farrah was the victim of a bad lip implant. She shared pics as a warning to fans. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Farrah Abraham and Daughter View Photo This photo of Farrah and her daughter is cringe worthy only because Sophia has to grow up and see the rest of these photos. 22. Farrah Abraham Wisdom View Photo The wisdom of Farrah Abraham. Nothing more needs to be said. 23. Appearance, Sexuality, Ability View Photo Appearance, Sexuality, Ability … Farrah Abraham has got it all ladies and germs. 24. Farrah Abraham Candid Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham poses with what looks like a tasty meal. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Farrah Abraham Married Man Photo View Photo Hooking up with allegedly married men? Doesn’t exactly mesh with her Christian image. Then again neither does filming porn or lying about it. The End. Up Next: ” 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Victoria’s Secret makes me laugh…. In the 70s, the Sears Catalog used to have a lingerie section that was the closest thing to porn you could get your hands on if you didn’t have a dad with a stash of Playboys or Penthouse… The Sears catalog, from what I remember would post girls in semi-sheer underwear and if you looked close enough you could see the shade of a bush or nipple…it was exciting times.. Then Victoria’s Secret happened, and reinvented the lingerie Catalog…I only really remember seeing it in the early 90s, and by then…there was no nipple anywhere, no bush…anywhere…no pussy definition…anywhere…it was the most safe, wholesome underwear catalog in the history of underwear catalog, but the girls they cast were amazing…so it didn’t matter… Then the Internet happened…Victoria’s Secret seemed dated, but still massive…as people turned to porn, or even nude photoshoots of the models they used… Then new feminism on the internet happened, as an answer to cyberbullying, that involved but wasn’t limited to attacking people who called girls fat, while getting naked…to free the nipple… Which led to Victoria’s Secret being attacked for air brushing a woman’s part out of a sheer outfit…because to Feminists that means that they were saying nipple was bad…and you cant’t tell feminists anything because they’ll go crazy… So now, they’ve decided to say fuck it to the airbrushing..so the nipple and pussy definition, they’re models and photogs are doing this already without them, might as well get on board…which is a good thing.. Especially when it involes Oiling up a girl… From super generic crap…to softcore erotica…with not much in between…good job Victoria’s Secret on being progressive…I am a fan. TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER CLICK HERE The post Josephine Skriver in Some Legit Victoria’s Secret Softcore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I always have a hard time keeping track of all the new Victoria’s Secret models out there. Like Barbara Di Creddo here. See, the fact that she’s super-hot, was born to wear lingerie, is Brazilian, and has a perfect booty that’s currently making me lick my computer screen doesn’t really narrow it down much. So if Barbara really wants to separate herself from the pack, I think she should be the first to accept one of my marriage proposals. I’m pretty sure I sent her one. I just can’t remember. » view all 28 photos
I always have a hard time keeping track of all the new Victoria’s Secret models out there. Like Barbara Di Creddo here. See, the fact that she’s super-hot, was born to wear lingerie, is Brazilian, and has a perfect booty that’s currently making me lick my computer screen doesn’t really narrow it down much. So if Barbara really wants to separate herself from the pack, I think she should be the first to accept one of my marriage proposals. I’m pretty sure I sent her one. I just can’t remember. » view all 28 photos
When it was announced that Farrah Abraham would return to Teen Mom for the upcoming throwback season, many fans of the show were thrilled. After all, no one brings the drama quite like Farrah, and a return to the original cast just wouldn’t be compete without the walking ball of WTF?! that is Ms. Abraham. Of course, the other gals weren’t quite as delighted to hear that Farrah was coming back. The first Teen Mom OG trailer reminded us that the rest of the cast pretty much openly hates Farrah, but the latest interview with Maci Bookout, Catelynn Lowell, and Amber Portwood seems to suggest that they’ve somewhat warmed up to the notorious porn “sex tape” star: Teen Mom OG Preview “I’m not going to lie and say I was happy about it,” Maci says. “It has nothing personally to do with Farrah, at all. It’s just a lot of different elements that play into why I felt the way that I did.” That’s some serious diplomacy from Maci, and it’s unfortunate that no one pressed her about the fact that she wanted nothing to do with Farrah, but it was somehow “nothing personal.” Catelynn is a bit more direct and talks openly about the famous Lowell-Abraham Twitter feud of last year. “I think there was a lot of miscommunication about things,” says Catelynn. “I can say that I jumped to conclusions when somebody wrote something that Farrah said about me, but we are both adults…Put your differences aside and be okay with each other.” It’s nice to hear the ladies taking such a mature stance on things, but we hope this doesn’t mean Farrah has stopped pissing everyone off. That could make for a seriously boring season. Watch Teen Mom online at TV Fanatic to remind yourself of just how spectacular of a disaster Farrah really is. 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume View Photo Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. 2. Farrah Abraham Mullet View Photo Farrah Abraham rocks the mullet like it’s her job. What a great look for her honestly. 3. Farrah Abraham Bent Over View Photo Farrah Abraham bends over and hikes a football in the best/worst photo of all time. 4. Farrah Abraham Lip Implant Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham was the victim of some seriously botched lip implants. The former Teen Mom star shared photos of the procedure gone awry online. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Farrah Gets Off View Photo Or is off her rocker. We’re not really sure what the heck is going on here. 6. Farrah Abraham Plastic Surgery View Photo Nice face. 7. Farrah Abraham Screen Shot View Photo Farrah Abraham in a lovely screen shot. And by lovely we mean absolutely terrifying. 8. Farrah Abraham Looks Fake View Photo This is not actually a wax figure of Farrah Abraham but it might as well be. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Farrah Abraham Vivid View Photo Farrah Abraham is a Vivid girl. Everything about her is. 10. Farrah Abraham Cries View Photo Very familiar. She doesn’t cry pretty either. 11. Farrah Abraham: Bad B-tch Tour View Photo Farrah announced her Bad B-tch Tour online. It will involve something called lingerie DJ sets 12. Farrah Abraham Crying View Photo A familiar sight. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Farrah Abraham Cries a Lot View Photo We can’t stop either. 14. Farrah Abraham Strip Club Promo View Photo An ad for Farrah Abraham doing her thing in Austin. Her thing being stripping for money. 15. Farrah Abraham is Blowin’ View Photo Farrah Abraham is Blowin’ up … the Internet with all her crazy shenanigans. 16. Farrah Abraham: Freaky Face! View Photo Seriously, WTF is going on with her face? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Farrah Abraham Lips Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham’s lips are off the proverbial chain in this photo. What did she have done with them? Does that Blow Pop stand a chance?! 18. Farrah Abraham: Celeburty! View Photo Farrah Abraham is a celeburty. She is great at spelling. And having sex on camera. 19. Farrah Abraham Mascot View Photo This is a promotional image for Farrah Abraham’s new restaurant Froco. It is a tad bit scary. 20. Farrah Abraham Lip Photo View Photo Farrah was the victim of a bad lip implant. She shared pics as a warning to fans. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Farrah Abraham and Daughter View Photo This photo of Farrah and her daughter is cringe worthy only because Sophia has to grow up and see the rest of these photos. 22. Farrah Abraham Wisdom View Photo The wisdom of Farrah Abraham. Nothing more needs to be said. 23. Appearance, Sexuality, Ability View Photo Appearance, Sexuality, Ability … Farrah Abraham has got it all ladies and germs. 24. Farrah Abraham Candid Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham poses with what looks like a tasty meal. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Farrah Abraham Married Man Photo View Photo Hooking up with allegedly married men? Doesn’t exactly mesh with her Christian image. Then again neither does filming porn or lying about it. The End. Up Next: ” 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
