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Behati Prinsloo Nipples for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Behati Prinsloo is married to Adam Levine, which unfortunately for her makes me smell his cum on every picture of her, not that I know what his cum smells like, but I am sure a bunch of old fags in the local bathhouse he frequents when on tour here do…. She’s gone from immigrant model, to Victoria’s Secret model, to celebrity wife, and now Vogue model, set for fucking life…and all it took was being skinny…and tall… So remember that girls with 20,000 dollars of debt, trying to get by, struggling with the idea of joining a sugar daddy site…. Show your pussy, use your pussy, that’s what it is there for… So along with having a stupid fucking name, she’s now shown some nipple, because Victoria’s Secret has been criticized for photoshopping out nipples, in an era of freeing the nipple, because it is just fucking nipples dude….a fight I’ve been fighting with this site for a decade, but that everyone discounted as me being smut, when I just felt censorshop wasn’t authentic.. In retrospect, I would have censored everything to get rich, buy a yacht and fuck hookers everyday… Hindsight…you know… Here’s some promo video.. Here’s her nipples because a lingerie company is being progressive by showing what the lingerie looks like – rather than erasing nipples because nipples, despite being human….are bad and offensive…they feed babies and people suck them when they fuck….seriously… TO SEE ALL HER CATALOG PICS CLICK HERE The post Behati Prinsloo Nipples for Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Coco’s Got Lingerie of the Day

Coco is hilarious. She’s so fucking vile, but I don’t hate her, only because she owns her trashy white trash, hooker or stripper turned wife to some rich as fuck rapper…all thanks to being white and having a silly as fuck ass that only a black dude would like…if it was trendy to have a big fucking ass… She must be in her 40s now, and she’s finally managed to release a line of the cheapest looking lingerie…that I don’t think can even be called lingerie, I can’t even imagine anyone but strippers would look at this and think “I need this it is so pretty”….because it’s not, it’s like vile, I think I got herpes watching this…and staring too long at the g-string mid-twerk… And the funny thing is that I loved EVERY fucking second of it…. The post Coco’s Got Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Adriana Lima in Vogue Eyewear Campaign of the Day

I don’t think there’s anything really exciting about Adriana Lima. She is an old, even washed up Brazilian model who made it in the early 2000s and now gets overpaid to spend a day getting her picture taken…two decades laters… She is known for her lingerie and bikini half naked modeling, but I guess now that she’s expired, they’ve decided to put her in sunglasses…which as it turns out may cover up her haggard over 30 year old, probably botoxed face…and mom body…but clothed makes her a hell of a lot less interesting than when she poses in lingerie and bikinis, even if her in lingerie and bikini body isn’t as good as it used to be…I’ll still look at half naked over whatever is going on here… I have no idea why I feel this is important to post, because I don’t..it just kind of happened. The post Adriana Lima in Vogue Eyewear Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Simone Villas Boas Is A Booty You Should Know

The first time we saw Simone Villas Boas , I predicted she was going to be the next big Brazilian supermodel, but for some reason, that hasn’t panned out yet. And if I had to guess, it’s probably because Simone hasn’t taken my advice and dated a big-name blogger yet. I mean, it’s the only thing that makes any sense, since it clearly has nothing to do with her lingerie pictures. Because as you probably can tell from this latest set, she’s still a total knockout. But luckily for Simone, it’s not too late: I’m still single for some reason too. » view all 40 photos

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Lindsay Hancock Fashion Nudity with Kesler Tran of the Day

Kesler Tran is an Amazing LA Based photographer, who shoots with so many amazingly beautiful models, in pictures that are so beautifully shot, you almost feel bad jerking off to them. You know the whole fashion and art nudity that isn’t porn, but should be porn, since I want to get my face up in it….and rub the pics all over me…in what would probably be a creepy scene…. The amazing model is Lindsay Hancock …you’ve seen her before in other variations of her name…you’ll see her again…thank god…because she is fucking magical…a ray of sunshine in this cold, dark, scary world..She’s fuckign solid… The post Lindsay Hancock Fashion Nudity with Kesler Tran of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Madonna Video of the Day

I’ve seen Madonna in person, like 10 feet or less away from me. She has massive tits and she was wearing lingerie as outterwear, and if she wasn’t 100 fucking years old, it’d be amazing, and at 100 fucking years old…it was amazing…but not as amazing as seeing her pulled off stage…this shit is so good…the meme of the year…and it’s only February… The post Madonna Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sofia Vergara’s Juicy Cleavage Show

So the Oscars may have been pretty boring last night (what else is new?), but luckily, the after-parties weren’t. Because here’s Sofia Vergara at the Vanity Fair Oscar viewing party putting on the best show I saw all night. I’m pretty sure Sofia wasn’t invited to the actual ceremony, because her movies are usually crap, but if they want to make the Oscars worth watching next year, they ought to nominate Sofia’s funbags for a Lifetime Achievement Award. I know I’d tune in. Photos: Fameflynet

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Romee Strijd Bikini Pictures

I’d never heard of  Romee Strijd before this, and I thought I knew every Victoria’s Secret hottie out there. But apparently not, because according to my sources, the Dutch model is a Victoria’s Secret “newcomer,” which means it’s time for her official initiation. So first I have to drool over her in a bikini, then Romee needs to send me some lingerie selfies and accept my Twitter marriage proposal. I know it sounds a little weird, but trust me, everyone does it. …OK, not really. But I think it’s about time we started a new tradition. Photos: Fameflynet

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Elsa Hosk Will Blow Your Mind

I know I make fun of them sometimes (OK, a lot of the time), but no joke: thank God for paparazzi with zoom lenses. Because thanks to them, we’re able to get this pants-melting sneak peek at Elsa Hosk ‘s latest bikini shoot for Victoria’s Secret. I’m pretty sure Elsa’s attempting the classic  Jessica Alba bikini pose in these shots, only I think she might have finally found a way to make the pose even better. So I take back everything I ever said about the paps. Whoever shot this deserves a Congressional Medal of Honor or something for their contributions to society. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Bianca Haase Has Great Chesticles

You know, I’m looking at these pictures of  Bianca Haase at the LA premiere of  Hot Tub Time Machine 2 , and I’m starting to realize that us bloggers aren’t all that different from movie producers when you think about it. I mean, we’re both always on the lookout for new hotties to date and/or help turn into household names. So, sure, I can’t offer Bianca a starring role in a major Hollywood movie, but I can offer her the lead in a new sex tape I’m making and a couple Burger King coupons to help sweeten the deal. Just think it over is all I’m saying. Photos: WENN.com

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