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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Swimsuit Collection of the Day

Victoria’s Secret Bikini and Lingerie Model and mom of 2 – has figured out the complex plight of the bikini model – what do you do when the bikini model body turns too old to bikini model – you start a bikini line – usually funded by the people you bikini modelled all these years for because you owe them your life for bringing you out of Brazil and taking you to this level… You see because even products being pushed to 40 year olds, use young girls for them to hate – rather than people their age to hate….it’s simple logic, they can always blame their youth for their bodies, but when you put someone their own age in front of them half naked, it makes their mom asses look lazy and sloppy as shit… So instead of modelling, launch a brand, Jessica Alba this shit, get rich….and these are the pics.

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Swimsuit Collection of the Day

Shelby Chesnes’ Magical Booty

It’s a good thing for the archives, not just because they’re a great way to kill an afternoon or two or five, but also because I’ve got the memory of a goldfish and didn’t realize that I’d done a post on this Shelby Chesnes hottie before. But turns out I have, and that she’s a former Playboy Playmate with a body to die for — although you probably could’ve figured that last part out from this bikini/lingerie photoshoot. Anyway, I also can’t remember whether I already asked Shelby to marry and then divorce me or not, but I figure I should probably do that again, just to be safe.

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Shelby Chesnes’ Magical Booty

Nicole McDee Picture Moment

                View more pictures and videos of this hottie here ! ( kinda nsfw )

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Nadja Auermann for Vogue Germany of the Day

Nadja Auermann is some old as fuck, at least if you consider 43 old as fuck, which I do when it comes to women, because as far as I am concerned their vaginas are sewn up at 30 and no longer count as being women since they are unfuckable in my fantasies, even if they are technically fuckable, because of their horniness and the fact that they are easier to get to bed than the under 30s who don’t have a complex about being 30…or kids…but I guess in Nadja Auermann’s case her vagina may be sewn up at 30, not as figurative imagery that I painted for you, but because she’s German, and Germans are into weird fetishes, from scat to Leather, which all stems from their pragmatic society… Doesn’t matter, she’s in lingerie for Vogue Germany and these are the pics.

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Nadja Auermann for Vogue Germany of the Day

Hipsters in Lingerie Eating Pizza for Janneke Storm of the Day

The photographer’s name is Janneke Storm , I follow him on instagram…I don’t think he follows me…which hurts my feelings in my attempt to get 1,000,000 fans that I am failing pretty hard at…because people like this photographer don’t love or respect me – even though I put their pictures of no name, half naked, girls on the internet – because I like to support anyone who is convincing girls to get half naked in photoshoots, for the sake of having content for their instagram, even there is no real reason or campaign or celebrity behind the shoot…you see normal girls, aspiring girls, accessible girls…are all far more appealing when they are half naked…and not famous yet…the second they get famous it all goes to shit…like the pizza these girls are eating…half naked…after it’s been eaten… That said, I have a food fetish and have hired hookers in the past to come over and sit in the tub and eat pizza while I watch…so these speaks to me….this is porn to me….

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Helen Flanagan Because She Is Awesome

Attention all you wannabe celebrities out there, you’re going to want to take note: because here’s my favorite busty brunette Helen Flanagan to show you how to take a proper selfie. Now that said, as good as Helen’s looking here, there is still a little room for improvement. Her technique isn’t 100% perfect. After all, she forgot to ditch the lingerie and send these directly to my inbox, but even so, I think we should all be studying these very closely. Enjoy.

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Megan Fox’s See Through Candids

Here’s  Megan Fox proving what Tuna readers have known all along — that this MILF can look smoking hot no matter where she is, even if it’s in some alley in front of a dumpster. Anyway, apart from the see-through awesomeness up top, apparently Megan’s pants are also riding low enough to give us a peek at her underwear too, which I didn’t catch at first. Huh, I guess my mom was right. Maybe all that time I spend locked in the bathroom can turn you blind. Oh well. At least I’ll go out doing what I love. Photos: Fameflynet

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Alyssa Barbara Because We Are Thankful

In honor of Canadian Thanksgiving today (since Columbus Day is kind of a made-up holiday anyway), I decided to do a post on one of the finest Canadian hotties ever to grace this site: Alyssa Barbara . That said, I guess it doesn’t really matter whether it’s technically a holiday or not, getting a new busty photoshoot from Alyssa is enough to make any day a special occasion. So make sure to celebrate accordingly: by taking the rest of the day off to give thanks for a woman this smoking hot. Enjoy.

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Lavinia by Robert Voltaire for Treats of the Day

Our friends at TREATS! MAGAZINE , who I guess aren’t really are friends, but more like people who used to want me to promote their photoshoots because they were just getting started, but who are now taking on the likes of Playboy for being the magazine with naked babes for men of choice… I support their hustle…mainly because they choose amazing girls and great shoots. I mean I’m not so excited that they created Emily Ratajkowski, and I hope that in creating her they have a piece of her money making action, because without them Emily Ratajkowski would be sucking dicks in VIP rooms like she was before she got famous for showing her tits…but I won’t hold that against them, I will just hope that her fame brings better quality girls to them..and thus to us… So I don’t know Lavinia or Robert Voltaire….but I like her naked pics – even if they are black and white!

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Martha Hunt Titties on the Runway of the Day

I think Martha Hunt is probably one of the most interesting models happening right now. She’s hot as fuck and now showing nipple slip on the Runway. I generally think the Victoria’s Secret girls are a fucking scam, I mean other than Candice, especially now that they’ve cast Kendall Jenner for the fashion show, and are doing some big reveal like the general public care, because the general public do care, all these idiots watch their TV event because it is primetime and they don’t realize that it’s a fucking infomercial…all these idiots pre-holiday shopping getting brainwashed by model pussy and popstars that have been shoved down their throat all year – when they could just watch porn or something that isn’t a brainwashing infomercial instead… You know buy their wives and girlfriends actual nice and that takes some thought…presents that aren’t cheap as shit lingerie…overpriced crap made in sweatshops for some asshole evil brand…a gift that girls should be offended by getting – because “Victoria’s Secret, really?”…. Girls shouldn’t be wearing panties anyway, especially not your wife, get that pig covered up…you know with a sleeping bag or some shit… But that doesn’t mean Martha Hunt should be showing nipple….I am all for that…and it’s all part of being a model…

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