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Merry Christmas! Here’s An Alternative Lady Christmas Songlist

Yeah, I can’t get over Rooney Mara’s Dragon Tattoo getup. It’s so… dated? Swedish? Remarkably cliche? And yet entrancing? Anyway, it has alternative connotations, and that brings me to Movieline’s Christmas indulgence of the day: alternative women covers of yuletide classics. I couldn’t find an embed of Liz Phair’s recent “Baby It’s Cold Outside” cover with the band Wheat, please consider that the unofficial sixth entry on this list. Take us to the Grinch, Aimee Mann! The glorious and still-somehow-underrated Aimee Mann’s superior Christmas disc One More Drifter in the Snow contains a bunch of amazing covers, but the gnarliest one has got to be “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch.” Super droll, winking, and cool. As always for the Oscar-nominated Mann. Sinead O’Connor, perhaps the single most poignant voice of the past 25 years, has covered “Ode to Billie Joe,””Chiquitita,” and “Don’t Cry for Me, Argentina” with great success, but I’m particularly partial to her version of “Silent Night.” It’s the perfect forum for her childlike, yet commanding tone. Kate Bush. There is no other Kate Bush. In this ’79 Christmas special, she woos you with that ethereal voice that trilled about the plight of Cathy and Heathcliff in “Wuthering Heights.” Now that every hipster in sight waits eagerly for her new releases, acquaint yourself with the kooky wraith we first met on The Kick Inside . Tori Amos is an obvious heir to Kate Bush’s legacy of cooing vulnerability and mystical lyrics, but her cover skills are pretty singular. Check out her live versions of “Father Figure” and “Like a Prayer” for maximum intimacy, but this Christmas jam is also sufficient. Patti Smith’s brief cover of “White Christmas” is lovely. Since you presumably already know her covers of “Smells Like Teen Spirit” and “Rolling in the Deep,” you’ll be refreshed to find tiny version of Irving Berlin’s classic.

In Honor of ScarJo’s Dean Martin Duet, 5 of the Most Random Celebrity Holiday Tracks

It’s the week after Thanksgiving which means that it’s time to start firing up some holiday playlists. Here to help is Scarlett Johansson , whose virtual duet with Dean Martin hit the Internet today. Is their posthumous rendering of “I’ll Be Home For Christmas” creepy? A little. A necessary addition to the holiday track canon? Not at all. But random? Completely! In honor of this Christmas-time cut, let’s review five of the other most random celebrity holiday recordings to confound the masses.

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Aaaand Now Brett Ratner Wants to Ruin The Last American Virgin

A brief tangentially related rant in the middle of RatnerGate : I usually give remakes a relatively fair shake before they prove their worth (or lack thereof), but Brett Ratner’s potential redo of the underrated ’80s teen sex comedy The Last American Virgin , I cannot abide. News of Ratner’s intentions slipped by in his recent Howard Stern appearance, understandably, but he had this to say: “I think I jerked off to [ LAV star Diane Franklin] at least two hundred times.” Please, universe, don’t let this guy ruin the most surprisingly sensitive teen comedy of the ’80s. #RatnerFreeRemakes, anyone? [Howard Stern via Cinema Blend ]

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s 10 Best Pop Song Covers

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is a conundrum: He’s an immensely likable actor, though he’s also very self-serious. He’s hammy, yet pretentious. He’s always rousing crowds with spirited acoustic covers, yet he’s always pimping that website of his. Bottom line: He’s an interesting mix, and because he gave an amazing performance in Mysterious Skin , I grant him extra leeway — and a tribute to his best moments as a viral singing sensation! Yesterday we watched him strum the bejesus out of R. Kelly’s “Ignition (Remix)” and today let’s tally up all his fun covers, sort out our favorites, and declare one favorite.

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s 10 Best Pop Song Covers

Six Things You May Have Done That You Will Regret

In life we’re expected to live and learn. You can’t grow if you don’t make mistakes. While mistakes are needed for us to learn about life and even about ourselves, there are things we should and should not do to ensure we don’t have a life full of regrets. Yeah, yeah, yeah the saying goes ‘No regrets. Just lessons learned’ but that saying can’t be applied to everything in our lives. And the truth is how many people do you know who consider everything in their lives phenomenal lessons and have never uttered the words “I wish I wouldn’t have…”? Don’t worry I’ll wait. Some hasty decisions made in the spur of the moment can make for some story-telling, regretful decisions later down the line. Yet at the time ‘down the line’ is the last thing on our minds. If only we would have known then, what we know now, the story may have played out differently. Check out 6 things that you will probably regret later at MadameNoire.com

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Six Things You May Have Done That You Will Regret

The 10 Greatest Performances in Political Thrillers

If The Ides of March has taught us anything before its release, it’s that the political thriller is a fabulous forum to act well, build a surprising character and look amazing doing it. The genre of “political thriller” is an ill-defined one with many subgenres (including “supernatural political thriller”!), but it’s always an opportunity for great characters to emerge through intriguing twists, red herrings and explosive climaxes. Movieline ranks the 10 best performances in the genre after the jump; please abort any nuclear wars you may have started before reading on.

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5 Suggested Na’vi-riffic Rides for the Avatar Experience at Disney World

According to a report from insider tipsters, Disney is set to announce that they’ve licensed the rights to adapt James Cameron’s Avatar into a series of theme park rides at Disney World’s Animal Kingdom in Florida. The news follows a long battle between Disney and rival amusement parkers Universal Studios for rights to the 20th Century Fox property, but the Avatar -Disney marriage makes good sense for a few reasons or five. Let’s help Disney plan the most Na’vi-riffic Avatar experience possible with these proposed attraction ideas!

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Ended Summer: Movieline’s Staff Recalls the Best Moments of Summer 2011

It’s hard to believe that what started with a smash of Thor’s hammer back in May is ending meekly almost four months later with an orgy , a lost space mission and 3-D sharks . Alas, with Labor Day having arrived, summer is officially unofficially over. But! Before the crisp fall movie season begins in earnest, it’s time to look back on what transpired. Pour yourself one last glass of Country Time lemonade and click ahead to remember the highlights of the summer movie season with your bestest Movieline editors.

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In Honor of Labor Day, 5 Movies That Make You Appreciate Your Job

Labor Day weekend calls for more than a celebration — it calls for validation of this thing we call work. Before you canter drunkenly into the long holiday, here are five movies that will reaffirm your faith in your own employment. It’ll add extra grace to your three-day break while making your return on Tuesday much easier. Let’s punch in and tune out!

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Top Girls Pied Youtube Videos of the Day

In the event you read this site, you will know that I am pretty bitter that I get labeled a pornsite because I post naked chicks sometimes and link to porn clips…It leads to me not making money off this empire of shit that I built over the last 8 years….So while other blog pioneers like me are making millions…I struggle to cover the cost of a fucking server….and in reality the real pornsites who link to porn and have naked pictures and videos people jerk off to, even if those videos are disguised as not pornographic, and the fact people would jerk off to them is just weird, but they are still jerking off to them….is GOOGLE. Publicly traded…GOOGLE… So I’m on a quest to post Top Lists of Youtube fetish videos I know people have jerked off to cuz I hate hypocrisy….and the Exposing the TRUTH is my mission… So today’s fetish is girls getting pied…. Young Bikini Girls Pied in the Bath Annoying Girls I Was Glad to See Pied More Bikini Girls Getting Directed By a Pervert to Pie Each Other Pervert Girl Telling Her Friends to Lick Pie of Each Other’s Face… Birthday Pie Surprise…. Some Vintage Weird Pie Smashing Video

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