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Hayden Panettiere Hipster Bikini Picture

We haven’t seen much of Hayden Panettiere in the last little while, she must be busy working on…. Well we haven’t seen her in a while. Here she is hamming it up in some sort of hipster Instagram picture in a sexy little bikini. Personally I could go for a little less douche friends and a little more bikini clad Hayden hotness, but I wasn’t consulted.

Hayden Panettiere Sexy With Her Giant Freak

Here’s hottie Hayden Panettiere looking absolutely tiny next to her giant freak of a man boyfriend at some event the other day. These two are just weird looking together, she’s even wearing high heels which should make her at least four feet tall. Freaks!! I don’t even want to think about their bedroom activities… Actually, I’ll think about Hayden home alone in the bedroom, but not the two of them. That’s just sick.

Hayden Panettiere’s See Through Top Pictures

Did Hayden Panettiere get herself a boob job behind my back? What the hell? Here she is at some party the other day showing off her new rack in a see through dress. I like it. I think more chicks should take this route. Come on, they have to be fake, they’re far too perky. Real boobs don’t look this good without one of those fancy push up/millionaire/bombshell bras that all the Victoria’s Secret hotties keep pushing to flat chested women. I like these much better.

Hayden Panettiere Sweet Little Person Hotness

I’ve made a lot of jokes about Hayden Panettiere’s new haircut saying things like I didn’t know she played softball or calling her a pre pubescent boy, but I have to say she actually looks pretty good in these pictures. I’m impressed. She looks nothing like a boy and softball chicks normally look like they’re pulling a tractor trailer when they wear heels so that’s out. She’s cute, I’d like to bounce her on my knee and feed her Gummi Bears . That wasn’t meant to sound creepy, I just like Gummi Bears and want to share them with Hayden. more pictures of Hayden Panettiere here

Hayden Panettiere’s Disappointing Hotness

I’m not very pleased with Hayden Panettiere’s little boy haircut, she’s four foot nothing, it makes her actually look like a little boy. Not cool. If she’s filming a movie about ladies softball I’ll let it slide this time, but if not there’s no reason for a chick her age to cut her hair this short. Maybe if she was wearing a bikini or a frilly pink dress it wouldn’t be so easy to get this confused. Just a thought.

Hayden Panettiere’s Tight Little Package

I don’t really like chicks with short hair, it just doesn’t look right, unless they’re dominating on the softball diamond winning gold for my country at the Summer Olympics . Oh that’s right, softball has been dropped by the Olympics for being too exciting, action packed, high rated, evenly matched … It doesn’t matter. What matters is that little person Hayden Panettiere actually looks alright with a short little haircut. It doesn’t hurt that she’s got a tight little body most midgets would absolutely kill for.

Hayden Panettiere’s Little Brother Is Handsome

I used to think that little person Hayden Panettiere was pretty cute, that is until she got herself a little boy haircut that reminds me of my nephew who’s about six years old now. What the hell? Unless she’s auditioning for the role of Kevin McCallister in a Home Alone remake, this sh#t is just inappropriate. I know she’s dating a giant beast of a man and I probably shouldn’t say crap like that, but in the interest of journalism, I would be upset with myself if I didn’t make a lame joke like “Dude, do you have a sister?” Ugh, this is what I do for a living?

Hayden Panettiere Tries To Drop Some Cleavage

I can’t believe Hayden Panettiere is still with her monster of a boyfriend, it just looks wrong, here they are walking the dog together. This can’t be right, she’s going to get her if she keeps this up. Anyhow, the good news is that she’s at least trying to show off some cleavage, the bad news is she doesn’t have anything there to show off. She looks like she’s a ten year old girl, which makes me a major pervert for staring at the bones in her chest. Sternums are the new boobs. Hot. more pictures of the Hayden Panettiere here

Britney Spears’ Nipples Are Down Under

Apparently Britney Spears’ world tour is still going on, here she is in Perth wearing a baseball warm up t-shirt. Judging by her nipples either a turkey is ready or it’s a little chilly down there.

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Hayden Panettiere Is Spread In Elle

Hayden Panettiere looks like she’s finally listening to my advice about changing her style to a more adult look. She’s making out with girls , wearing some nice leather pants and heels, and now here she is spreading her classy legs in Elle magazine. I’m proud of her, she’s all growns up

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