I spent my night recruiting girls to mud wrestle me….I got one looped into the amazing plan….but realized I had no mud to wrestle in….reminding me that next time I go out there looking for fun…I need to come prepared. It’s like bringing a girl home, being right about to fuck, and her saying “no condom, no party”….and you have no condoms because you never get girls home with you and you used them all masturbating….not that that would ever happen, since no one uses condoms, but I’m trying make you understand the loss, pain and sadness I felt….the good news is I drank through it. Now I’m hungover. Here are some morning links… Some Shitty Ali Larter Mom CLeavage FOLLOW THIS LINK The Best Japanese GIF of the Day FOLLOW THIS LINK Man With No Hands Crushes Red Hot Chili Peppers Song on the Drums FOLLOW THIS LINK Today in Tramp Stamps FOLLOW THIS LINK Milla Jovovich Smiling for Vogue Turkey FOLLOW THIS LINK I would eat the Shit that Comes Out of This Ass – Just to Get High… FOLLOW THIS LINK In Loving Memory of Angelina Jolie’s Breasts. Our thoughts are with her Family in this Hard Time…RIP Motherfucker – Video Tribute FOLLOW THIS LINK Rodeo Clown Backflip over Bull FOLLOW THIS LINK Cat Opens 5 Doors to Go Outside FOLLOW THIS LINK A Little Human BUNGEE FOLLOW THIS LINK TO WATCH AN EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM HER SEX TAPE / PORN TAPE IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN HER SQUIRT ALREADY FOLLOW THIS LINK
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