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Lindsay Lohan to Pen Tell-All Book, Spill Dirty Secrets on Everything?

Lindsay Lohan has reportedly met with a literary agency as part of negotiations to pen a tell-all book about, well, anything you could possibly imagine. Heck, that could be an anthology. Where would she even begin with such an endeavor? We have no idea, but we recommend the use of this animated GIF for the cover. So cutting-edge! Between her arrests, drug abuse, acting career, romances and dysfunctional family, her memoir could be epic if she told an unabridged, unfiltered version. The book began, according to insiders, as a series of journal entries , which the actress wrote during her latest (seventh or eighth, by our count) trip to rehab. It was a therapeutic exercise for a troubled celebrity more than anything, and as a result, the book is in its early stages and doesn’t have a clear focus. Lindsay Lohan “wants to open up every part of her life,” however. She met with Waxman Leavall, a literary agency that’s repped tons of celebs who have penned books, and the meeting was filmed for her OWN docu-series. LiLo reportedly has multiple offers in the six-figure range already. The only potential problem is a big one. If it’s written by Lindsay, we’ll be reading her version of events, and she is a notorious liar who lacks for self-awareness. Bottom line: Things could be sugar-coated, glossed over or just plain inaccurate as she seeks to stroke her own ego and blame others … or it could be great. Hopefully she writes it honestly and doesn’t just blow smoke.

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Lindsay Lohan to Pen Tell-All Book, Spill Dirty Secrets on Everything?

Lindsay Lohan has reportedly met with a literary agency as part of negotiations to pen a tell-all book about, well, anything you could possibly imagine. Heck, that could be an anthology. Where would she even begin with such an endeavor? We have no idea, but we recommend the use of this animated GIF for the cover. So cutting-edge! Between her arrests, drug abuse, acting career, romances and dysfunctional family, her memoir could be epic if she told an unabridged, unfiltered version. The book began, according to insiders, as a series of journal entries , which the actress wrote during her latest (seventh or eighth, by our count) trip to rehab. It was a therapeutic exercise for a troubled celebrity more than anything, and as a result, the book is in its early stages and doesn’t have a clear focus. Lindsay Lohan “wants to open up every part of her life,” however. She met with Waxman Leavall, a literary agency that’s repped tons of celebs who have penned books, and the meeting was filmed for her OWN docu-series. LiLo reportedly has multiple offers in the six-figure range already. The only potential problem is a big one. If it’s written by Lindsay, we’ll be reading her version of events, and she is a notorious liar who lacks for self-awareness. Bottom line: Things could be sugar-coated, glossed over or just plain inaccurate as she seeks to stroke her own ego and blame others … or it could be great. Hopefully she writes it honestly and doesn’t just blow smoke.

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Barron Hilton Assaulted, Claims Lindsay Lohan Put a Hit on Him

Paris Hilton’s brother Barron Hilton was jumped and beaten up pretty badly Friday morning, and he thinks none other than Lindsay Lohan ordered the hit. Lohan is claiming she wasn’t even on the scene at the time, but this is false, as video (below) shows his friends confronting LiLo right after the attack. Lindsay Lohan and Barron Hilton She says she saw nothing, and maybe that’s true, but the troubled star was totally there when Barron Hilton attended a party at a Miami mansion. Lindsay has been staying at that very location while she’s in town for an art festival, and the party reportedly lasted until well after the sun came up. At the party, someone accused Barron of talking smack about Lindsay, and not long after that, someone mysteriously went all Sharkeisha on him. He took a pretty serious pounding, as TMZ proves in this photo of his face , and Barron, 24, spoke with police following the incident that went down. He claims Lohan “orchestrated” the beating. Barron told cops that LiLo approached him with a male friend and began screaming, “‘You talk sh!t about me to my boyfriend, this is what you get.” As the guy proceeded to assault Barron, Hilton claims Lindsay was laughing and egging him on. It’s not clear who the alleged boyfriend would be. Barron doesn’t know either, but is adamant that Lindsay Lohan is behind the attack. Wonder if she posted that hilarious fake Paris Hilton Tweet too. Surprise surprise, Michael Lohan is weighing in with his two sense and is insisting his daughter’s innocent and had left by the time of the incident. Michael claims LiLo is adamant about steering clear of trouble and that there are several witnesses, including security guards, who will back up her alibi. Only problem? The video doesn’t. At all. As for motive? Lindsay has had bad blood with the Hiltons for years, dating all the way back to Brandon Davis’ infamous “firecrotch” rant back in 2006. Think she ordered the hit on Barron?

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Lindsay Lohan Poses in Pool For Tyler Shields, Does Signature Finger-Biting Pose

Lindsay Lohan is showing off her sexy side, or whatever you would call the Lindsay Lohan equivalent of sexy, in a new photo taken by Tyler Shields. The 27-year-old actress took to Instagram to post the picture from her controversial photographer pal, in which she is in a swimming pool, lookin’ all seductive. Whilst her signature finger-in-mouth pose, natch. LiLo’s caption: “@thetylershields come to #nyc.” What that means, we have no idea, but Shields’ book, The Dirty Side of Glamour , hits stores on November 12, and this is actually tame by LiLo/Tyler standards. We’ve previously seen Lindsay Lohan gun photos and ones in which she is covered in blood , so a little swimming pool finger chomping is barely newsworthy. She loves to touch her mouth though. LOVES it.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Hard Nipple for Instagram of the Day

Lindsay Lohan used to be the most random friend I ever had…she’d text me everyday and every night for over 6 months, until one day we finally met, she did some crackhead shit, and more importantly, I didn’t try to play with her amazing tits, and I never heard from her again, but more importantly, I never forgave myself for not playing with her amazing tits…and like you, I’m forced to stare at them on instagram pics she posted, rather than hate them as I tend to the herpes I caught from her, that seemed like a good idea at the time, because it was fucking Lohan at her prime, before fully falling off, a girl you’d all want to get herpes from, until she’s long out of the picture, but the herpes aren’t..them shits for life…yo… So whenever I see her, I remember what was, appreciate what is, but cry on the inside, for never having touched such luxurious and amazing breasts…it’s not the first time I’ve failed as a man, but it’s up there as the worst time I’ve failed as a man…. I am still a Lohan Fan….and I am waiting for her to win that Oscar…

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Lindsay Lohan used to be the most random friend I ever had…she’d text me everyday and every night for over 6 months, until one day we finally met, she did some crackhead shit, and more importantly, I didn’t try to play with her amazing tits, and I never heard from her again, but more importantly, I never forgave myself for not playing with her amazing tits…and like you, I’m forced to stare at them on instagram pics she posted, rather than hate them as I tend to the herpes I caught from her, that seemed like a good idea at the time, because it was fucking Lohan at her prime, before fully falling off, a girl you’d all want to get herpes from, until she’s long out of the picture, but the herpes aren’t..them shits for life…yo… So whenever I see her, I remember what was, appreciate what is, but cry on the inside, for never having touched such luxurious and amazing breasts…it’s not the first time I’ve failed as a man, but it’s up there as the worst time I’ve failed as a man…. I am still a Lohan Fan….and I am waiting for her to win that Oscar…

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The Lohans Riding Citi Bikes of the Day

I don’t know why, but seeing the Lohans…in all their cocaine fuelled glory…trying to look normal in this obvious paparazzi photo opp that you know they tipped the paparazzi off on…so that these would exist and that their broken down family would look like they’ve overcome all their demons and now are just doing normal person things….like what they should have done when Lohan was a kid, rather than whore her out to the industry for money…because it’s never too late to find your childhood… The whole thing is just bullshit staged PR, and I think that’s what makes it better, because you know they are all still getting wasted…and they are all still broken down people…but when on bikes, in pics…smiling…and acting…they look like the nuclear family…from the 50s…before the nuclear meltdown…. I am into it…but in my defence maybe I just want to sniff her bike seat. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Lindsay Lohan and Matt Nordgren: It’s Over Already!

That was fast. Lindsay Lohan’s blossoming new relationship with former NFL player Matt Nordgren made headlines a week ago. Now they’ve split. The reason for the short-lived couple’s breakup? Lindsay Lohan, Matt Nordgren Break Up He’s once again linked to former Hills star Audrina Patridge. And The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Taylor Armstrong. And Bachelor winner Vienna Girardi. Just kidding. Though he did date all three women before. According to the insiders, this split is pretty clear-cut: He’s doing Ashley Horn . Just kidding again. Seriously: “Their work schedules and the distance just make dating impossible. He really likes and respects her. He thinks she is back on top , emotionally and physically.” So, she was on top of him physically. Good to know. And because of said improvement in her health and well-being, “He respects her sobriety and wishes her the absolute best. They will remain good friends.” Lindsay Lohan and Matt Nordgren , who also appeared on Most Eligible Dallas , were friends before they started dating, so it’s very possible they will remain so. As for her future prospects in the romance department, we have no doubt that if she stays on the right path, the guys will be lining up to date the actress. We know Oprah will threaten Lindsay if she effs up or starts hanging around with the wrong crowd again too. So that bodes well for her staying sober.

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Dina Lohan Pleads Not Guilty to DUI, Has Driver’s License Suspended

Dina Lohan pleaded not guilty to drunken driving and speeding charges in court today following her recent arrest. Her license has been suspended. Dina was mobbed by a media throng usually associated with her troubled actress daughter, Lindsay Lohan , as she left a Long Island courthouse. She was released without bail until her next court date October 23. Judge Joy Watson released her without bail but ordered her driver’s license suspended, citing the severity of the alleged drunken driving charge. State police arrested Dina Lohan for DUI on September 12 after stopping her for allegedly driving 77 mph in a 55 mph zone on a Long Island parkway. Police said her blood-alcohol level was more than double the legal limit. Defense attorney Mark Heller said his client has no criminal record and is a lifelong Long Island resident who has raised four children as a single mother. He did not specifically address the allegations against her. “Dina Lohan is painfully mindful of the gravity of her arrest,” he said. “I am confident that the [D.A.] and the judicial system will temper justice with mercy. ” The arrest about nine miles from her Merrick, N.Y., home came just months after her daughter completed her sixth stint in rehab for drug and alcohol abuse. In an interview with Oprah Winfrey this summer, the younger Lohan admitted an addiction to alcohol which she described as a gateway to other drugs. The actress’ father, Michael Lohan , has also battled addiction.

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Joan Rivers Slams Dina Lohan, Michael Lohan Responds on Twitter

Joan Rivers and the Lohans are at it again. This time it’s Dina Lohan’s DUI arrest that has the Fashion Police personality taking cheap shots – and Dina’s former husband Michael up in arms. “Dina Lohan was charged with a DUI in New York last week. Has anyone in that family been photographed when it wasn’t a mug shot?” Rivers Tweeted. LiLo’s mother was arrested after driving with a BAC of .20 and now, like her daughter and ex-husband, is a member of our celebrity mug shots gallery. The Rivers-Lohan feud is hardly new, with Joan having zinged Lindsay for years, and as a result, Michael Lohan is hitting back at her over this. “With all the things she’s done, she should’ve had her own mug shot (ie: Edgar). Needless to say, her family photos look like they are out of a mortuary,” he said. “People like Joan Rivers continue to take pokes at my daughter rather than look at themselves,” he added, bashing her love for plastic surgery. “Either she has a mortician on retainer or she is getting her formaldehyde by smoking PCP,” added Michael of the Romancing the Joan star. “At her rate, she won’t need any embalming fluid when her times comes because she has more in her than most mortuaries have in inventory.” “What’s the matter Joan? You can pick on everyone else and make fun of them but people can’t do it with you? At least what I say has some validity and truth to it.” “For God sake, you look like the Catwoman and your daughter.“ Later, MiLo ranted on Twitter, “Get off it Joan! Back off. You’re no match. You mind or witt are no competition. Use a barametric chamber instead of a scalpel.” Your move, JR …

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