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Kellie Picker’s Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Redneck hick Kellie Pickler who has gone all hollywood with her implants all thanks to American Idol fame that took her out of her backwoods shanty she probably fucked her grandfather/father/they are the same person, in….to living the famous bitch life…with handlers and a team trying to exploit her singing talents…cuz bitch dropped out of the 4th grade to work the plantation and never learned how to count…but luckily for us, she learned how to post a bikini pic to the internet…so that we can stare at her 10,000 dollar investment in her tits…tits that are most definitely worth more than her childhood home including all the blown out cars in the yard…they’re meaning to restore just as soon as they can afford more than a fucking can of corn to add some veg to their racoon meatloaf…. Boom…

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Lindsay Lohan Big Tits in a Crown for Fashion Week of the Day

Lindsay Lohan even though her face tells a different story…and she’s at fashion week at some event wearing a crown, because she’s the queen of her own life, now that she’s been pumped full of bullshit therapy we all know she doesn’t listen to because she’s too far gone to really ever recover….and her face is too far gone to ever really look her age again…but the good news is when she dressed in a dress like this…her face just doesn’t matter…but rather them big fake titties do… The sick thing in all this is that I think she’s the hottest bitch around…and I’ve seen the Canyons, a movie I hoped she got ploughed down in, because it was so bad, even with the nudity, you’d leave it hating her…but for some reason, I reason I call nostalgia and no standards…I think she’s fucking perfect… I like to believe that one day she will win an Oscar, but hope things fail for her and she ends up sitting on my face…cuz that’s one disgusting piece of flesh I am willing to taste… To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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Sarah Hyland in Her Bikini of the Day

Sarah Hyland is some actor in her 20s who looks 12 with budding young breasts most 12 year olds would be too shy to show off because most 12 year olds didn’t work with Sofia Vergara the last 4 or 5 years and learn the tricks of going from single mom pushing 40 to Emmy winner…a trick that happens to be straight from the tits. She was in Vegas this past weekend, she posted this pic to instagram or some other shit, at least one person masturbated to it, and now is your chance to get up on that too, even if masturbating to pics is some plaid out shit everyone’s doing, you fucking follower…

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The Lindsay Lohan vs. Oprah Interview Preview of the Day

You may hate Oprah, because you are a racist and you don’t feel like black people should succeed, especially not at her Oprah level…or maybe you just hate her for being an opportunist cunt who has convinced the world she is trying to save people, or really get to the bottom of the issues, when really she’s just exploiting down on their luck motherfuckers for their own personal gain, like this Lindsay Lohan they are pushing hard…because everyone cares about Lohan, since we’re all brain washed and the real issues of the world just don’t matter, whereas Lohan’s drinking and self destruction does… The highlight of this video is when Oprah tells Lohan that she’s extremely talented, unlike all the other actors, even though acting doesn’t require talent…or more importantly, when Lohan goes off about how she has a gift to give the world, through shitty movies like The Canyons, that I actually watched and hoped for a drug overdose the entire fucking time. I mean sitting and watching two delusional cunts talking about how they’ve changed and how much better they are now or that there is a higher purpose for them…is a whole lot of fucking crazy… But I will say this, I love Lohan even though she’s turned her back on our love, I love her tits, even though they aren’t real, I love that her skin and face is back..and I am ready for her to win an Oscar in the comeback story doesn’t matter…while Oprah remains porn to me, ever since she was the only thing on TV one afternoon and I figured, I’ll give ‘er a go to this thing….. TO SEE ALL THE PREVIEW CLIPS IF YOU CARE AND YOU DO CLICK HERE TO SEE HER TITS IN THE CANYONS (GOOD TITS/WORST MOVIE EVER) CLICK HERE

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Lindsay Lohan Video Likens Rehab Release to 9/11; YouTube Inundated With Complaints

A fan-made (or non -fan-made) Lindsay Lohan video likening her recent release from rehab to the 9/11 terror attacks has many people up in arms. “Lindsay Lohan’s Freckled Freedom,” by YouTube user dspielbergz, splices Lindsay Lohan photos and videos together with footage of the  2001 tragedy. Why? It’s entirely unclear. Lindsay Lohan’s Freckled Freedom “Lindsay is finally free,” the narrator says. “It’s been three months without her. It’s felt like three decades. Hashtag Freckled Freedom. Hashtag Freckled Freedom.” “Lindsay is out of rehab,” the robotic, creepy voiceover continues. “She’s been recovering. No lights. No cameras. No Twitter. No sign that she loves me. I have been patiently waiting. Sitting in my room. Staring at my computer screen.” Someone should probably check on dspielbergz right about now. Whatever the point of this was, people aren’t thrilled with it. The clip’s blatant, albeit seemingly random, use of images from the 9/11 World Trade Center attacks have disturbed and angered many commenters. “State sponsored terrorism and Blohan have nothing whatsoever in common,” one user wrote. “This is one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen.” “Whoever is behind this or supports it is disturbed.” “Are you kidding me?” another incredulous user asked. “This is vile. Over 3,000 people lost their lives on 911 and what does this drugged up, 7-time rehab junkie have to do with 911. Report this video.” Yet another says, “I consider [this video] treasonous.” The creator stands by the work, however. The author posted on his or her tumblr, “there has been a polarized reaction to my video. I’m sorry I’m not sorry.” “I’m standing by it. If you really want to see something ‘horrible’ and ‘disturbing’ look up the melting glaciers or dead polar bear … my video is next level and staying.” So basically, the explanation is that there is none, and the defense of linking Lindsay Lohan and 9/11 is that climate change is worse than this video. The more you know.

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How Was Lindsay Lohan On ‘Chelsea Lately’? Critics Weigh in!

Critics and fans alike seemed to approve of Lohan’s ‘candid goofiness’ during her appearance Monday night. By Jocelyn Vena

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Lindsay Lohan: I Will NEVER Drink Again!

Lindsay Lohan is determined to live alcohol-free. Like forever. No seriously, she is After you’re done laughing, read on … The actress, who just got out of rehab but was warned by her doctors and a judge to stick with treatment or face certain failure , is apparently taking that advice. So committed is LiLo to her sobriety that she will insist hotel rooms, dressing rooms and even her mom’s home are dry when she comes for a visit. Dina Lohan’s house, alcohol free ? That will be a tall order, but she checked into the Beverly Hills Hotel this week and did just as described above. Practicing what she preaches? A novel concept! Same goes for her guest stint on Chelsea Lately last week. She insisted her dressing room contain only non-alcoholic drinks before her gig on E! Lindsay also plans to travel with a “sober coach” for at least the next week, which seems like the most unnecessary thing ever, but give her credit. Lindsay Lohan Ordered to Attend Therapy Lindsay Lohan Leaves Rehab She may have claimed rehab is a joke, but she’s not acting like it. With her propensity to succumb to temptation, relapsing is a real threat, and the fact she’s aware of it is more than you can say for most in her position. Whether she can keep it going for the long haul, or even through the month of August, is very much an open question. But so far, LiLo … respect. Lindsay Lohan: Can she stay clean?   Yes, she’s totally learned her lesson by now! No, she’s in denial, spineless, weak and surrounded by enablers! View Poll »

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Lana Del Rey, Nine Inch Nails Kick Off Lollapalooza With Swooning, Thrashing

While Del Rey lulled Friday’s audience, Trent Reznor amped them up to close out the festival’s first day. By Gil Kaufman

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Lana Del Rey, Nine Inch Nails Kick Off Lollapalooza With Swooning, Thrashing

While Del Rey lulled Friday’s audience, Trent Reznor amped them up to close out the festival’s first day. By Gil Kaufman

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Lana Del Rey, Nine Inch Nails Kick Off Lollapalooza With Swooning, Thrashing

Lindsay Lohan Had ‘No Problem’ Stripping Down For ‘The Canyons’

Screenwriter Bret Easton Ellis opens up to MTV News about Lohan’s risqu