Lindsay Lohan is a fucking star. I don’t care how hard she falls off, she will always be Lindsay Lohan, and in being Lindsay Lohan, she’s got rockin’ amazing tits… She’s also got a well oiled machine…literally…where everything is strategically leaked and released and planned in efforts to have the biggest impact and the good news is that this time around on her comeback tour, she’s more naked that usual…You know less about the flashing her pussy at clubs, and more about being naked in movies. I am sure she wants to be working, and winning Oscars, and taken seriously, and not in the media as some tabloid joke…so this is how it’s done, or at least attempted to be done. The sex is shitty, but believable, I mean just cuz she fucked a lot doesn’t mean she fucked well. The movie looks like a pile of shit, but I’ll probably see it. It’s my duty as he number one fan who believes in her awesome natural looking implants….even though part of me hates her for abandoning our friendship… She didn’t book Lovelace people, but she can still get naked in movies people. She’s Lohan, anything is possible….somewhere out there there is a man with a camera willing to shoot her naked…like this guy right here. I’d say fuck The Canyons and their leaking lohan nudes for attention, you know a little marketing, but I love me some Lohan…. Ultimately, she’s got the best tits in the game, and no matter how hard she’s fallen off, they will always matter, they will always be there to carry here, or act as a life vest when drowning, both figuratively and literally…and purchased or not, they are glorious. Lohan, if you’re out there, I may have to start stalking you again…I don’t even mind her dead eyes and porn quality face surgery, if anything, I really like it. Here are the clips: Here’s the trailer if you care to learn more about this movie, even after seeing the good parts. If you are looking for a Lindsay Lohan Experience, take my man Foetus La Plantain’s 4 step plan to experience Lohan without Lohan’s involvement. 1- make an old roast beef sandwich and heat it up in the microwave until its all dry and leathery 2- add cottage cheese to it for texture, 3- fuck the sandwich with my eyes closed while licking a dirty ashtray 4- listen to patty and selma from the simpsons. its like you really there….. Share your Lohan experiences with us in the comments…
Lindsay Lohan is a fucking star. I don’t care how hard she falls off, she will always be Lindsay Lohan, and in being Lindsay Lohan, she’s got rockin’ amazing tits… She’s also got a well oiled machine…literally…where everything is strategically leaked and released and planned in efforts to have the biggest impact and the good news is that this time around on her comeback tour, she’s more naked that usual…You know less about the flashing her pussy at clubs, and more about being naked in movies. I am sure she wants to be working, and winning Oscars, and taken seriously, and not in the media as some tabloid joke…so this is how it’s done, or at least attempted to be done. The sex is shitty, but believable, I mean just cuz she fucked a lot doesn’t mean she fucked well. The movie looks like a pile of shit, but I’ll probably see it. It’s my duty as he number one fan who believes in her awesome natural looking implants….even though part of me hates her for abandoning our friendship… She didn’t book Lovelace people, but she can still get naked in movies people. She’s Lohan, anything is possible….somewhere out there there is a man with a camera willing to shoot her naked…like this guy right here. I’d say fuck The Canyons and their leaking lohan nudes for attention, you know a little marketing, but I love me some Lohan…. Ultimately, she’s got the best tits in the game, and no matter how hard she’s fallen off, they will always matter, they will always be there to carry here, or act as a life vest when drowning, both figuratively and literally…and purchased or not, they are glorious. Lohan, if you’re out there, I may have to start stalking you again…I don’t even mind her dead eyes and porn quality face surgery, if anything, I really like it. Here are the clips: Here’s the trailer if you care to learn more about this movie, even after seeing the good parts. If you are looking for a Lindsay Lohan Experience, take my man Foetus La Plantain’s 4 step plan to experience Lohan without Lohan’s involvement. 1- make an old roast beef sandwich and heat it up in the microwave until its all dry and leathery 2- add cottage cheese to it for texture, 3- fuck the sandwich with my eyes closed while licking a dirty ashtray 4- listen to patty and selma from the simpsons. its like you really there….. Share your Lohan experiences with us in the comments…
Lindsay Lohan has finished her court-ordered 90 day rehab stint. The actress reportedly requested to stay at a sober living facility where she can spend a fe…
We’ve gotten multiple views of her in Playboy. Now, a source tells Us Weekly that we may soon get a glimpse of her on The View. Jenny McCarthy is reportedly in ” serious talks ” to join the ABC talk show, considering her own program on VH1 isn’t exactly racking up the ratings. McCarthy, a single mother, would replace Joy Behar, who is leaving The View in August. “The cast and crew get a kick out of Jenny,” says a set source. “She’s a good fit. She may not be able to carry a show, but she works well with a group ensemble.” Do you agree? Would McCarthy be a solid addition to The View? Yes, what a great choice! No way! View Poll »
Lindsay Lohan’s 2007 “psychological thriller” film I Know Who Killed Me was so bad, no one should ever watch it … that’s according to Lindsay Lohan herself. Still in rehab at Cliffside Malibu, LiLo was allowed to go online this week as a 27th birthday present, and responded to a fan who had tweeted her this message: “@lindsaylohan can you tweet me I watched I know who killed me twice last night.” Lohan obliged with a Tweet, but quipped “two times too many!” At least she’s self-aware. It’s that bad, though she is kind of a natural as a stripper working the pole, and working some guy’s pole. See below (kind of NSFW): Lindsay Lohan Pole Dancing Scene Lindsay Lohan Sex Scene
This just in: dogs love to go for a walk. When they aren’t busy cleaning the teen of a lion , that is. In a simple and adorable viral video, two canines are happily at play, rolling around and ignoring their owner until he says the magic W word. Watch them snap to attention at it now and try not to positively melt to pieces at your desk: Dogs Love to Walk