After being tarnished by Lady Gaga’s nude picture for Vanity Fair…I was happy to see my favorite celebrity vagina….one I call the new Lohan…who I would stalk call and hang out with in Hotel rooms while she danced around to her unreleased album in heels and pajama pant like I was reliving my Lohan days…if only I had her number…Amanda Seyfried….is poking her ass out in a way I want to rip those pants off and shove my unprotected pathetic dick inside her with no mercy while singing love songs….I’m romantic like that. To See The Rest of the PIcs Follow THis Link
I never really found Lake Bell all that hot, she’s got kind of an angry teenage boy face, but I’ve got to say that these pictures have changed my mind. Here she is in one of those Me In My Place things for Esquire where they get a hottie to hang out at home and let some lucky dude take pictures of her in her underwear. I’m impressed, who knew she had such an incredible body on her? I want a piece. Whoever she is. more pictures of Lake Bell here
In case any of us have forgotten that LeAnn Rimes went out and got herself some nice breast implants a few years ago, she decided she should take them out for a braless walk in her tank top dress. We get it, your breasts are perfect. Unfortunately the area above the shoulders and neck doesn’t quite live up to the standard set by those man-made mammaries. What a let down.
Easy, Beliebers. Do not throw anything at your computer screen. But a high school yearbook of Mariah Yeater has allegedly surfaced, giving the public its first view of the woman who claims to be the mother of Justin Bieber’s three-month old son. Here it is: To recap: Yeater is featured in this week’s issue of Star Magazine. She has sued Bieber for child support , alleging that he took her into a bathroom on October 25, 2010 after a concert in Los Angeles and, in her words, said he wanted to “f-ck the sh-it” out of her.” They proceeded to have 30 seconds of unprotected intercourse. Bieber addressed the charge directly this morning and said he’s never met Mariah Yeater. [Photo: Pacific Coast News]
Michael Lohan is still cooling his rear end in solitary confinement in a Florida jail after being denied bail last weekend, but he has been allowed to make calls. Collect calls. Which people apparently don’t answer. A recording of a call he attempted to place to one of his many flames – Kim Granatelle, from The Real Housewives of New Jersey – was obtained this morning. Michael Lohan Collect Call She didn’t actually answer the phone and let the call go to her voicemail. Probably wise. Mike is in solitary for his repeated harassment of ex Kate Major. “Kim has spoken with Michael who told her he was in a lot of pain,” said Kim’s friend , Tom Murro, who shared the recording (hopefully with her knowledge). Keep in mind that he’s in pain from jumping off a balcony and landing in a freaking tree while attempting to avoid the cops. Not prime sympathy material. In an ironic twist, Michael and daughter Lindsay Lohan may be in jail at the same time, albeit on different coasts. LiLo must turn herself in by next week. She’ll likely get sprung faster , however, since she has better lawyers. And isn’t charged with injuring or threatening to kill someone, or resisting arrest.
Every once in a while, shit like this surfaces to the top of the toilet bowl, and no matter how hard you want to flush it so that it disappears and stops embarrassing you cuz you’re at a girl you want to fuck’s house, it just keeps surfacing…. Courtney Stodden, the stripper who pretends she is 17, for the sake of publicity, that she is actually getting, because Hollywood is boring, the paparazzi are leeches, and the right scandal gets noticed….is something I try to avoid, even if I normally love this kind of shit, teenage bride, teenage sex, stripper hair and fake tits, bottom feeding hard….but for some reason, cuz everyone else is into it, talking about it, I just fucking hate it…..but tits are tits, even when they are fake and pretending to be teen cuz girls who pretend to be teens for an extra 20 bucks are sometimes all you need….I just like when they are less commercial….more desperate…and hungry…. That’s all I gotta say about that… To See The Rest of the Staged Bullshit Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
In the event you didn’t know…I think Amanda Seyfried is fantastic….I don’t dislike anything about her…and that may mean I am in one-sided love…cuz I usually hate everything…. You may not have read my post yesterday, but a few years ago, when Seyfried was coming up, I hit up Lohan, and Lohan was raging on the girl….they had worked together, and I guess Lohan wanted to snuff her out…or some shit…saying she was a bitch or something…I don’t rememebr I changed phones…. But assuming Lohan is right and Seyfried is a bitch, not only for stealing her jobs, her attention, her position as the Disney girl with a serious side of her career that she gets naked for…like in IN CHLOE and IN BIG LOVE …..These are pictures of Amanda Seyfried showing Lohan up yet again…this time when it comes to her teeth and the fact they aren’t crack/bong/whatever stained…. I gotta make some Team Seyfried shirts in this rivalry no one else is aware of and that no one else will pay attention to – cuz this site doesn’t matter….so here are some pics of who I consider our new Lohan…
Today’s rumor is that Amanda Seyfried is taking yet another role from Lindsay Lohan, her co-star in Mean Girls…and hat is amazing…because a few years ago when I used to talk to Lohan, I sent her a text about how amazing Seyfried was when I found out abou Seyfried, and Lohan wrote back something mean spirited. That phone is long gone, those messages are too, but the fact Lohan hates this hot, willing to get naked, talent I want to give a sponge bath to with my tongue makes Seyfried all the more relevant, amazing, lovely to me…not that that is even possible….which is so weird for me because I am so used to hating everything….. Here she is with Timberlake at their movie premiere….with her great tits in a tight dress and all… On a sidenote – Here are some picutres of Lohan’s great tits in a dress leaving court today – a free woman……and the whole thing is boring and doesn’t deserve a post of her own cuz she’s fucking garbage and Amanda Seyfried’s her replacement….
