Michael Lohan is dead set on proving he can out-criminalize his daughter. Following multiple run-ins with the law over the last few days for Lindsay’s father, it has now come out that there’s an active warrant out for his arrest in Suffolk County, New York, stemming from ignored child support payments. TMZ confirms that Lohan owes money to the mother of a child in Montana he allegedly father, and will be arrested on sight if police spot him in New York City, Nassau County or Suffolk County. Seriously, this guy should just pose for a handful of mug shots at once. It would save everyone a lot of time.
Marie Osmond was taken to a Las Vegas area hospital on Wednesday night, following her performance with her brother, Donny – and a bout with bronchitis. Reports say that the singer’s voice began to sound hoarse during the duo’s variety show. After finishing her concert, she went to get checked out . Fortunately, it looks like she’ll be alright. A rep for the singer told Reuters that she was diagnosed with bronchitis after undergoing tests. On Thursday night, the 52-year-old tweeted: “So it turns out the allergies went into a bronchitis. I didn’t even realize it until I went to hit the high notes last night on stage.” Osmond was cleared to perform again on Thursday evening, the Las Vegas Sun reports, and no dates for her show have been canceled yet. Here’s wishing Marie a safe and speedy recovery. [Photo: WENN.com]
We may as well rename our celebrity mug shots gallery the Lohan gallery. Michael Lohan’s hilarious arrest this week (the second of two) has set the family bar really high/low. It’s hard to top his daughter’s antics, but getting stuck in a freaking tree after jumping off a three-story balcony to flee the cops? Incredible. Come to think of it, this explains a lot about Lindsay … As the ol’ saying goes, like father like daughter … making excuses, having zero respect for authority, keeping lawyers in business and entertaining the crap out of THG. What the heck is wrong with these miscreants? How hard is it to read a restraining order or show up for community service? These mysteries boggle the mind. Our question to you, readers, is a much simpler one: Which Lohan has the better mug shots?
Lindsay Lohan’s vadge is reportedly worth nearly a million dollars to Playboy. Now another company has offered a cool mill for her genitalia as well. Who knew LiLo’s maligned baby factory could net her $2 million in a matter of weeks! We don’t think she’ll jump at the second offer , in all seriousness. It’s from an adult entertainment company called FleshLight, which contacted Lohan’s reps. Lindsay Lohan: So erotic. So desperate? The company’s signature product looks like a flashlight, only you …. nevermind. They want to make a mold of LiLo’s lady parts to do an “authentic” model. Use your imagination if you haven’t figured it out yet. Shockingly, or perhaps not shockingly, the practice of genital molding is not uncommon in the world of adult entertainment. Loads of XXX stars have them. Sources close to the star say she “would never accept such an offer for any amount.” She likely said the same about going nude in Playboy before though. Just saying. Girl is feeling the financial pain these days.
Michael Lohan is concerned about his daughter, and for good reason. Not only is she constantly in legal trouble, having been thrown in jail for the 14,384th time yesterday … but have you seen Lindsay Lohan’s teeth ? “She’s an addict, she doesn’t care and she’s in denial,” her dad said . “I want her in treatment for a year. Otherwise nothing is going to change in her life.” Mike thinks Lindsay’s on crack or meth, and if she doesn’t get her act together, she won’t be visiting the morgue for community service, but permanently. This explains a lot . On Issues with Jane Velez-Mitchell on HLN Wednesday, Michael Lohan – no stranger to legal problems himself, which tells you something – said the following: “The [issue with her teeth], that’s from smoking a pipe with meth or crack. She’s smoking either crack or meth, one or the other. I’m not going to shade it.” Linds reportedly had emergency dental surgery to fix her rotting teeth last week, amid concerns sparked when she walked a red carpet with a dented ass grill. “[Prescription medication] would affect all your teeth, not just the front,” the elder Lohan adds. “You can’t dance with the devil and expect to go home with Jesus.” Whatever you say, MiLo. Whatever you say.
Actress could serve 18 months in jail for failing to perform her court-ordered community service. By James Montgomery Lindsay Lohan arrives in court on Wednesday Photo: Robyn Beck/ Getty Images Lindsay Lohan may be headed back to jail following a “blistering” hearing Wednesday (October 19) in a Los Angeles courthouse where a judge revoked the troubled actress’ probation and had her led out of the proceedings in handcuffs. According to TMZ , Judge Stephanie Sautner ruled that Lohan had violated the conditions of her probation — stemming from a 2011 arrest on theft charges — and set a hearing for November 2, at which time Lohan could receive a sentence of up to a year and a half in jail. Lohan, dressed in a flowing white Fendi dress with matching scarf tied around her neck, was placed in handcuffs and exited the courtroom, where she was processed by the L.A. County Sheriff’s Office. TMZ reports that she has already been bailed out. According to the conditions of her probation, Lohan was placed on house arrest and ordered to perform 480 hours of community service, which included working at a Los Angeles Women’s Center and the Los Angeles County morgue. She was also told to undergo psychological counseling and participate in a shoplifters alternative course. But according to Judge Sautner, Lohan failed to show up at the Women’s Center on at least nine different occasions, and she added that she doubted the actress was attending counseling once a week, as the court had ordered. Before she was taken away in handcuffs, Judge Sautner told Lohan that she must complete 16 hours of service at the morgue before appearing in court again November 2. Sautner said Lohan’s eviction from the Women’s Center for not showing up violated the terms of probation and she explained to the sometime actress’ lawyer, Shawn Holley, that the time spent at the Red Cross did not count toward her community service obligation. “No one has the power to change my sentence,” Sautner said. “Not the volunteer center and not probation. She is not getting credit for any time at the American Red Cross.” According to reports, Holley was unable to provide the judge with a count of how many hours Lohan had completed at the Women’s Center. “The way I look at it, Ms. Lohan has created an impossibility to perform the sentence that was given to her by her own actions,” Sautner told Lohan. “I certainly find that cause to revoke her probation.” And though she said Lohan could receive 18 months in jail, Sautner added that new laws and overcrowding would make such a lengthy sentence unlikely. Related Videos Lindsay Lohan: Crime And Punishment Related Artists Lindsay Lohan
Now that Lindsay Lohan is possibly free and clear on the whole going back to jail crap she was going through, again, it’s nice to see her out and about trying to look normal. Here she is walking the streets the other day in a boring jeans and flannel shirt and swollen old lady face combination. Not great. My favorite picture is the shot with the chick in the background hiding her face with a shopping bag. Awesome. Even complete nobodies don’t want to be seen or associated with Lindsay Lohan in any way. Smart move.
Stacy Francis set a very high bar for herself on The X Factor last night: in front of Nicole Scherzinger and Enrique Iglesias, the single mother of two covered one of Prince’s all-time classics, “Purple Rain.” Did this talented, emotional hopeful do enough to move on? Decide for yourself: Stacy Francis – Purple Rain Among other standouts that we hope move on to the Sweet 16: Phillip Lomax , who bravely switched up a Rihanna single in front of Rihanna . Tora Woloshin , who just could not get any satisfaction . Caitlin Koch , our favorite at this early stage of the competition.
Looks like Lindsay Lohan’s teeth aren’t the only thing about her that’s stained … her reputation has been as well, given that this idiot was kicked out of her mandatory community service program for violating the rules numerous times. A judge ordered Lohan to serve 360 hours at L.A.’s Downtown Women’s Center, and to be reliable, professional, and work at least four hours at a time. Sources say Lindsay blew off NINE visits , however, and when she did show up, she would often bail after working there for only an hour. What a moron. As a result, Lohan was terminated from the Women’s Center because of the violations and was assigned instead to a community service program at the Red Cross.
Here’s Lohan at an event rocking some dirty fucking teeth. I’ve never seen veneers this color. Usually when a bitch pays 20,000 dollars on her mouth, the porcelain caps don’t end up looking exactly like every so stained her teeth are green crackwhore tooth…but Lohan defies all… Now, I’m not gonna rip on her hygiene, cuz Lohan’s a dream and the more gutter she gets, the happier I get, cuz gutter is my thing….not to mention there are many people out there who hate shiny, white, perfectly straight teeth, and they aim for defective, rotting mouth, disgustingness, especially when looking for a bargain blowjob… These are gross to some, heaven to others, and what it comes down to is that Lohan’s a disaster and I like it…. I like to think she’s researching a role as a crackwhore living on the streets…a role I hope becomes real life….fingers crossed – here are the pics.
