A while ago, I remember reaching out to Lohan to hear her take on Seyfried being the new Lohan, this was back when she would answer me, before Samantha Ronson cockblocked to protect her from the truth that Samantha Ronson is a fucking useless, unattractive, manipulative dyke with no talent and offers nothing to the fucking world but wasting space and air with her confusing gender issues, all thanks to being the second twin, always in an identity crisis…I don’t remember what she said, but I’m pretty sure it she wasn’t a fan… Clearly, Lohan’s not a real lesbian, cuz anyone who saw Stripping Chloe knows, this is one spectacular pussy ready to be ravaged, even if it’s been ravaged so many times before, cuz being the new Lohan comes with great responsibility….. Here she is at the premiere of Red Riding Hood, something I will see cuz it is the closest I will get to riding her red clit hood during her period with my face cuz she’s that fucking good…so good that even when she’s dull, boring, bad, unshowered, she’s still fucking good…. Rebecca De Mornay was there, trying to steal Seyfried glory, in what I thought was a see through shirt, but wasnt. She failed…and even if it was see through, Seyfried is unstoppable…and cuz Rebecca De Mornay’s fucking old…it’s not the 80s anymore motherfuckers…It’s the Amanda Seyfrieds..cuz she’s all that matters.
Actress says she’s healthy and eager to get back to work. By Gil Kaufman Lindsay Lohan Photo: Jeff Vespa/ WireImage She’s not out of the woods quite yet, but Lindsay Lohan is feeling optimistic about her life and her career. In her first post-rehab interview, Lohan sat down with “Extra” on Tuesday night (the second part of the chat from her new Los Angeles home will air Wednesday night) and said she’s finally ready to reboot her stalled career. “I feel great. I feel happy,” said the “Mean Girls” actress, who is still facing potential jail time over her alleged theft of a $2,500 necklace . “There’s always things, you know, bumps we have in the road, and as long as I am focusing on the one thing I need to put first in my life, which is my recovery and stuff, and I’m doing good and that’s most important for me.” She said she spent her 73 days in treatment writing and reading and “talking to other people and hearing their stories.” It’s been more than a year since Lohan appeared onscreen, in “Machete,” and the combination of jail time and a stint in rehab have prevented her from working. The latter caused her to lose out on the lead role in the Linda Lovelace biopic, “Inferno,” but Lohan said she’s eager to work again. “I miss being on set,” she said. “I really do miss it. I know there’s going to be a lot of steps I’ll have to go through to prove myself again and get the trust from people I respect to work with, but I’m willing to do what I have to do to get there because that’s my passion.” But first, she needs to prove that she can be insurable again, because, she admitted, “I don’t think I am right now.” More than anything, Lohan said she wants to get back into the game to make “great films” and tell “great stories,” something she’s aspired to do her whole life. “Personal instances in my life have gotten in the way,” she explained of the multiple hiccups in her once-promising professional career. “But I don’t want that to be what I am known for, the tabloid stuff, that’s not me. I don’t like the attention. I want my attention to come through my films and the work I am doing, not for if I’m going to the hair salon.” Lohan is due back in court on March 10. The judge in the case has said she will most assuredly face jail time if she accepts a plea deal in the felony grand theft case. Her other option is to roll the dice by pleading not guilty and going to trial. Lohan has avoided speaking about the case to date, but she did appear on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” on Sunday night after the Oscars, where she lampooned the incident. Related Videos Lindsay Lohan: Crime And Punishment Related Photos The Highs And Lows Of Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan Goes To Court Related Artists Lindsay Lohan
Kim Kardashian has given fans a sneak peek at her upcoming music video. (Yes, Kim Kardashian really is coming out with a music video.) On her official blog, Kim has posted the following photo of herself in braids, a Bo Derek-inspired look stylist Hype Williams reportedly came up with. What do you think? There’s no release date yet for the video, but Kim has said the single itself – titled “Turn It Up” – will hit the radio within a few weeks. “I’m excited (and a little nervous) for you all to hear the song and watch the video,” Kardashian wrote. “I really hope you all like it!” Allow us to help you stop wondering, Kim: We won’t.
Lindsay Lohan is almost lost in the shuffle these days. With Charlie Sheen stealing all of her tabloid thunder, the train wreck and alleged jewel thief can’t even get any major PR for an interview on Extra. The troubled starlet admitted to the celebrity news program that she’s got a long way to go before reclaiming a spot atop the Hollywood food chain. Maybe Charlie can invite her to shack up with himself and the goddesses. Rachel Oberlin and Natalie Kenly certainly seem like welcoming people. Lindsay Lohan en route to court recently. [Photo: Pacific Coast News] Currently up on a felony theft charge in connection with a $2,500 necklace she’s accused of lifting, Lindsay says she feels “great” and “happy” these days. “There’s always bumps that we have in the road,” she said. “As long as I’m focusing [on my recovery], I’m doing good and that’s most important for me.” Not at grammar, but oh well. Lindsay, whose excuse in the jewel heist case may be corroborated by surveillance footage, just wants to get back to work. Asked if there’s any stars she’d like to work with, Lohan said she’s in no place to seek privileges like that right now, but these things will reappear in time. “I have to build myself back up and I get that,” she said, surprisingly maturely. The full interview airs tonight … unless Sheen does something crazier.
Lindsay Lohan is far less entertaining than this Good Day LA reporter….Him losing his camera man is far more fun than Lindsay Lohan losing her appeal….. I’m not gonna say she’s totally done, it’s just getting boring…but I’ll always watch the bitch and her fake tits no one cares that are fake anymore due to the diversion that is her life I call from addict, to lesbian, to rehab, to jail, to shut the fuck up… At this point watching Samantha Ronson brainwash her and convince her they are meant to be as she uses Lohan as hard as her manly hands can until Lohan ceases to exist, is more fun and I only really hate Samantha Ronson for turning Lohan on me….other than that I’m sure she’s as nice as an opportunist can get…
Lindsay Lohan is far less entertaining than this Good Day LA reporter….Him losing his camera man is far more fun than Lindsay Lohan losing her appeal….. I’m not gonna say she’s totally done, it’s just getting boring…but I’ll always watch the bitch and her fake tits no one cares that are fake anymore due to the diversion that is her life I call from addict, to lesbian, to rehab, to jail, to shut the fuck up… At this point watching Samantha Ronson brainwash her and convince her they are meant to be as she uses Lohan as hard as her manly hands can until Lohan ceases to exist, is more fun and I only really hate Samantha Ronson for turning Lohan on me….other than that I’m sure she’s as nice as an opportunist can get…
We just found out the other day that Alyssa Milano got knocked up by some dude and already she’s out wearing her disgusting pregnancy clothing. Here she is at the premiere of that crappy movie Hall Pass looking, actually looking pretty good for a fat chick. I’ve always loved Alyssa so I’m only kidding about the fat thing, at least for now, in a few months she’s going to be gross. On the positive side, her big old pregnancy boobs have gotten my attention. Call me. more pictures of Alyssa Milano here
We just found out the other day that Alyssa Milano got knocked up by some dude and already she’s out wearing her disgusting pregnancy clothing. Here she is at the premiere of that crappy movie Hall Pass looking, actually looking pretty good for a fat chick. I’ve always loved Alyssa so I’m only kidding about the fat thing, at least for now, in a few months she’s going to be gross. On the positive side, her big old pregnancy boobs have gotten my attention. Call me. more pictures of Alyssa Milano here
Lindsay Lohan and her big beautiful breasts had to make an appearance at the county courtroom again yesterday to defend themselves against accusations of grand theft or some crap like that. I don’t really care and I don’t normally follow celebrity court cases, but Lindsay’s breasts are just too amazing not to keep track of this crap. I can’t look away. I don’t really care what the outcome is to be honest, but I don’t want to see any harm come to those beauties. Free Lindsay’s Boobs! No really, let them out.
Lindsay Lohan and her big beautiful breasts had to make an appearance at the county courtroom again yesterday to defend themselves against accusations of grand theft or some crap like that. I don’t really care and I don’t normally follow celebrity court cases, but Lindsay’s breasts are just too amazing not to keep track of this crap. I can’t look away. I don’t really care what the outcome is to be honest, but I don’t want to see any harm come to those beauties. Free Lindsay’s Boobs! No really, let them out.
