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Lindsay Lohan in the Sauna VS Jennifer Lawrence of the Day

Yesterday – I posted these amazing pictures of dream girl, the one who got away, my everything, Lindsay Lohan…by the amazing Ellen Von Unwerth for some magazine about Tofu…. Today, I post Lindsay Lohan in the Sauna because this bitch is fire, despite what Jennifer Lawrence is saying about her..which in case you didn’t know is: “I’m a puker. I don’t stop working .?.?. until eventually my body’s just like, ‘If we don’t make her barf or pass out, she won’t stop…I get, like, Lindsay Lohan-grade exhaustion, but without any drugs or alcohol.” What….why the fuck would this nude selfie bitch use Lindsay Lohan as an adjective. You know someone like Jennifer Lawrence who may be at the peak of her career, may fade out as soon as a replacement comes in. Her franchise is done, people still love her and cast her, she’s an award winner and get in key movies, but anyone with a brain knows that acting requires no talent, anyone can do it, and when the marketing behind her stops, or she gets lost somewhere deep inside Amy Schumer’s anus….we’ll all forget she exists and her tits exist…but Lohan…Lohan is forever…she’s memorable, she’s existed, she’s a personality, and in my opinion more interesting that Jennifer Lawrence will be…but then again, Jennifer Lawrence did have those nude pics scandals and looked amazing, so maybe I should turn my back on Lohan like she did to me…and support a new overpaid bitch…but I just can’t…my heart is in Lohan..but unfortunately my penis isn’t…while she’s suffering from exhuastion.. I guess what I’m saying is that people need to lighten the fuck up, Lohan did publicly shame herself, she created the drug addict reputation, she because un-hireable, so what the fuck is her problem…yes Lohan, you are a fucking drunk, you blamed in on exhaustion, and just because she’s clean in Europe working on herself, doesn’t mean it didn’t fucking happen…. She should probably pay Jennifer Lawrence for the shout out, it’s the biggest thing Lohan has done all year… What it comes down to – is that this is the lamest spoiled brat beef ever…and I should kill myself for writing about it…what has my life become… Here’s Jennifer Lawrence, the new Lohan Lohan Never Was…and Her Tits over the last few days probably talking about Amy Schumer – her only friend who is an outsider liker her…but who will probably eat her up whole the second she’s done leveraging the friendship… The post Lindsay Lohan in the Sauna VS Jennifer Lawrence of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Botox Face Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini Top of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is still Lindsay Lohan…and I am a fan…even if she hates me and never calls, emails, or invites me on luxurious vacations rich guys are taken her on… When she was 18 years old, she had so much botox and face fillers that she looked 40, so that now when she’s 30, I assume she’s 30 by now, she still looks 40…so I guess that’s how Botox work… As far as I’m concered Bella Thorne, the bootleg Lohan looks just as old as Lohan, but pretends she’s 18…so maybe it’s a redheaded exploited by their family thing… And really, this December 1st, is just a celebration of Lohan Being alive..and not dead…as she is the most magical a creature I’ve ever come across in this pathetic life I live… Sure that’s not saying much…but that’s saying something…and that is that Lohan is forever…even when she’s virtually dead…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF LOHAN PARTYING CLICK HERE The post Botox Face Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Wants To Run For President In 2020 — Yes, Really

Lindsay Lohan just announced that she’d like to run for President of the United States in 2020 because the Queen of England taught her how to stop the suffering of children.

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Lindsay Lohan Posts Makeup-Free Selfie, Remains Freckly

Lindsay loves to take selfies. Unfortunately, Lindsay likes to use Photoshop  to alter her selfies, because she apparently thinks her Instagram followers are just as coke-addled and unable to spot a fraudulent thigh gap as she is. Perhaps the fact that the Internet is constantly making fun of Lohan’s horrendous Photoshop skills  (She’s really quite bad at retouching.) has inspired her to go in the opposite direction and jump on the makeup-free selfie bandwagon: Yes, nude Lindsay Lohan photos are nothing new, but nude- faced Lohan is something we haven’t seen in quite some time. Remarkably, it looks as though she’s holding up quite well. We’re a bit surprised because: One she’s been treating her body like a pharmaceutical testing lab for at least the past decade, and  Sources say Lohan has been partying harder than ever since finally being released from probation. But hey, we guess never stepping outside during the daytime for your entire adult like will help you avoid those harmful UV rays. It also doesn’t hurt that Lindsay cranked up the lighting on this to give her that wrinkle-free, washed-out Nosferatu look. Anyway, we’re just talking smack. The girl looks good, and whether that means she’s taking better care of herself or just that she’s learned how to hide her flaws without resorting to retouching, we’ve gotta give props where they’re due. View Slideshow: 29 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan

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Miley Cyrus Hick Voice on Fallon of the Day

Miley Cyrus is doing Saturday night live… A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Oct 2, 2015 at 10:15am PDT I guess in part of her promo, she’s doing the most irritating of TV shows…Jimmy Fallon that I find remarkable is still on TV in this internet era, but I guess America is stupid and likes half retard, school yard, interviews….instead of getting any real substance out of these idiots…but maybe I’m just angry at everything…and it’s not Jimmy Fallon, but rather me… So Miley , was on the show…talking about her Vegan Pig….with her hick accent…despite being a Disney trained actress and serious phoney, that you’d know probably wouldn’t have a hick accent since she moved to LA at 10…but who has it because she’s either lazy, sheltered, or full of hick shit… She also did an Emotional improv interview with Fallon…as part of his Bullshit school yard antics… She also was talking about how bad she wanted to smoke Leo’s Vape Pen….while Jimmy sucked up to her.. America…right… This wasn’t paid for by Jimmy Fallon… The post Miley Cyrus Hick Voice on Fallon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ellie Goulding Big Tits of the Day

In fascinating, Ellie Goulding news….who is Ellie Goulding…I don’t fucking know, but she’s worth 26 million dollars…but lives off 10 dollars a day…at least in her mind… The reality is that she probably has a mansion, a business, a staff, an everything is just handled… There is food in the fridge, her clothes are all given to her for free…and like all famous people…doesn’t need to spend money… I would argue that no celebrity spends more than 10 dollars of cash a day…I would argue that everyone who is famous has leeches who like surrounding these famous people…and paying for everything for those famous people.. I am pretty sure Lohan has never even felt a dollar bill and not because her family rapes her…and not because she’s not working…but because she’s just never had it in her hand….I don’t know why I made this about Lohan….but I guess all I do is Lohan… Here she is in a Magazine…with tits…who is Ellie Goulding again? The post Ellie Goulding Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Dancing in a Bikini on a Yacht of the Day

This pretty much completes my life…. It’s just so many issues bundled into one crazy girl, showing off her dance routine she learned as a kid when her parents whored her out to the industry…because..when normal drunk, medicated addicts dance like this, I usually just assume they are having a good time or trying to make money for a purse or to feed their babies as a stripper….but when Lohan does it..it’s dark…and incredible….I just wish that yacht deck she’s grinding for rich guys was my face. I want to taste everything that well traveled, terribly aged, like a moldy cheesy pussy has to offer… That said, in 2008, I was in a hotel room with Lohan, wasted at 3 or 4 in the morning and she was dancing like a stripper, slapping the floor and looking amazing…not quite as good as this..but close…and that disturbing image has been something i haven never been able to recreate with hookers, but wish I fucking could…but this is close…because people don’t change…especially when it comes to dance dance dance… The post Lindsay Lohan Dancing in a Bikini on a Yacht of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Fanny Françoisa and Sabrina Nait in Bikinis of the Day

Fanny Françoisa and Sabrina Nait are models… Everyone in the fucking world seems to be models now… Even fat chicks… Because modeling, like porno, has an audience for everything… Whether you’re some akward lesbian hipster, or some short as fuck girl with a fat ass, you can get instagram followers, you can be relevant, you just need to not be scared to crawl around in underwear and/or show your nipples.. That’s not to say these girls are instagram models, and not actual models, but it’s all the same fucking bullshit, with the same fucking conclusion, and that conclusion is that they won’t let you fuck them, unless you are rich…but they will show you their nipples…and nipples on girls who won’t fuck you is better than no nipples on girls who won’t fuck you.. Pics by HUNTER AND GATTI The post Fanny Françoisa and Sabrina Nait in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian is the Tranny in the Family of the Day

I know we’ve all seen Kim Kardashian’s vagina, or what we think was her vagina, but based on her Botox, over-made-up face, I would like to re-watch the Kim Kardashian sex tape, to really see if there is every a shot of her face and pussy in the same frame…because I’m thinking maybe…the black dick we all thought belonged to Ray J…was actually Kims…. I know this pregnancy thing ruins this theory, but Kanye’s sexuality supports where I am going with this…and that is that Kim K, is a chick with a dick….and tits..tits…she’s being coy about showing because that’s her model face…or maybe it’s just her tranny face that can’t move due to the botox…whatever… The post Kim Kardashian is the Tranny in the Family of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Pretends She Doesn’t Care What You Think of the Day

Lohan posted the above MEME to her instagram. I know what you’re thinking. How could anyone not like Lohan, I mean she’s the single greatest thing to have happened the last 30 years. Sure her body of work is pretty low level, but her celebrity, mainly based on being made fun of by the unsupportive media, that seemed to want her delicate soul to fail, while her family that extorted her, her friends who used her to get seen in the paparazzi, and me, because I love her…just wanted her to succeed… But I guess, Lohan, feels like she can’t please everyone, especially not me, because has ignored my formal requests for her herpes while she breasts feeds me…. And instead of letting that bring her down in some sort of fit of rage and self destruction with drugs….and sex with transgendered DJs… She’s learned to accept it…I guess she’s growing as a person…but her tits…stay the same..thanks to being silicone… The post Lindsay Lohan Pretends She Doesn’t Care What You Think of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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