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Lindsay Lohan’s Tits Look Like Shit in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We all know that Lindsay Lohan looks like shit and that the only market that cares about her is the Arab Market, which I guess she’s converting to, because oil money can finance her life, and arab money love celebrity hookers, and Paris Hilton, to shit on in their palaces in Dubai, at least that’s what an instagram model who was flown to Dubai a few times told me when I asked if the rumors were true… Girls with no self respect and a love for fancy things fit in perfectly in places where men pay them to do dity fucking things….not to say all Arab dudes shit on girls, just to say if you’re bankrolling Lohan, or interested in having her around, you might as well shit on her….just because you can….she’s Lindsay Lohan, ex Hollywood star who did 5 or less movies…who people only care about for the novelty… She’s done, expired, over…and as much as I want to believe she has a comeback tour in her, you know an Oscar win,she’s too fucking crazy to pull it off. Fuck Lohan, she’s the worst and her tits, the one thing I believed in in this cold dark world are done, look like shit, and I guess a reminder that all good things come to an end… The post Lindsay Lohan’s Tits Look Like Shit in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan’s Birthday is Today of the Day

Posted on July 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Today is Lindsay Lohan’s 29th birthday….which means she’s just 10 years away from looking her face’s age… I know that this news isn’t really news to anyone…but maybe me…because I still think Lindsay Lohan is great, even if she pretty much fell off 11 years ago when she turned 18… She really only had a year or two of relevance, that she managed to drag out into close to a decade, all without ever doing a job, so that’s a testament of being famous before the internet replaced useless actors with useless social media stars like the Kardashians, I mean they are like a Turkish Army, strength in numbers, a little ginger can’t compete with for airtime, only they are Armenian…and not Turkish, in fact they hate the Turks due to the genocide….not that it has anything to do with Lohan… But for a reference point, Mean Girls came out in 2004..and Mean Girls is the only movie that counts…and the only amazing thing, other than her inability to take her tabloid fodder to the bank and get richer leveraging it like these other idiots, like how could a bitch fuck that up….it’s not that she’s probably a hooker to ruch guys now because there is no way she still has money….the amazing thing is that she’s made it to 29…I was convinced there would have been a suicide or overdose along the way…you know because she’s crazy… That said, she’s the crazy I love…because she’s Lohan and without Lohan there would be no DrunkenStepfather…since I’d have no reason to live… Here’s a Youtube Video I made ins 2006 leaving a voicemail on her inbox…celebrating her birthday….hoping I’d get arrested as a stalker because I needed the press…. Here are some pics of her…remembering the good days TO see her partying with some male model in Capri CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan’s Birthday is Today of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Kendrick Mouth Terrifies me in her Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on June 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anna Kendrick is a massive star. Everyone fucking loves her. She constantly gets work. I assume it is based on being accessible as fuck, average at best, where girls and gay guys think she’s just fabulous, probably thanks to Pitch Perfect…all it takes is one likeable character… I find her irritating, at least to look at, because I don’t hear words when people like her tale, so whether a good actor or not doesn’t matter…not that I think acting is something you can be good at, but rather just a fucking scam as a whole, I wouldn’t know, because I”m too irritated to notice… I assume it stems from her weird mouth….or maybe it is her in a weirdo one-piece…but this is the first time I’m seeing that…and my dislike of her is deep-rooted…just fuel to the not hot enough to be as rich and famous as she is hustle.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Anna Kendrick Mouth Terrifies me in her Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini for Cyrotherapy of the Day

Posted on June 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I assume LIndsay Lohan is getting paid to promote something called Cryotherapy, which is some ridiculous locking yourself in chamber to help who the fuck cares… But I like to think LIndsay Lohan is getting treatment for her genital warts, that have spread to her entire body, those freckles aren’t freckeles….because I know people who have warts and they get cryotherapy to remove those wards…and Lohan seems like someone with the sexual history where warts are the least of her concern….but coupled with a weak immune system due to other ailments…shit takes the fuck over that you gotta take a cryotherapy bath… I guess, I just like thinking about Lohan…I will not admit or believe that she’s done, expired or over. The comeback tour will happen….just after she gets rid of these damn warts… The post Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini for Cyrotherapy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Has Nipples of the Day

Posted on May 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan who I love, not because we used to be best fucking friends during one of her drug induced years….where I would get calls and text messages from her at random times of the day because someone gave her my phone number and I guess she thought it was funny….but because I think she’s a talent, has star power, and despite being her own worst enemy thanks to being her family’s biggest asset…I believe that she’ll come out on top…and while I wait..I figure I might as well just cum looking at her tits…not because so many people have….many of them in the room with her…but because I feel connected to her…and that’s what people in love do.. What I’m trying to say is that who cares about her shitty career, the joke that is her family, all the scandals, her community serivce…her addiction, her horrible use of social media…when what really matters are her nipples… I mean….Lindsay Lohan’s got great tits, we should focus on that. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Has Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan: Caught LYING About Community Service; Actress Could Be Facing Arrest Warrant

Posted on May 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Yesterday, we reported that Lindsay Lohan will be serving her community service hours at a childcare center in Brooklyn. Linds claimed that she arrived home in NYC yesterday and posted the below photo along with a caption reading, “Happy to be home in NYC with my family and friends. Missed this place.” Well, get ready for the shock of a lifetime:  It turns out, Lindsay was lying about being in New York, and she’s already messing up in her community service! TMZ is reporting that Lindsay was spotted taking a limo from JFK airport to a hotel in Manhattan just a few hours ago. Needless to say, she didn’t report to the Duffield Childcare Center early this morning, as planned. Lohan has failed to complete her community service by the scheduled deadline several times already, but the judge in her case says this is her last chance. She has until May 28 to complete 125 service hours. The odds were stacked against her before, and now that she’s missed her first day, it’ll be that much harder for her to meet the court’s demands in just 16 days. Unfortunately for Linds, the LA Deputy City Attorney gave an interview to radar Online today in which he stated if Lohan doesn’t finish her service hours in time, he “will absolutely be asking for a warrant to be issued for her arrest.” Hey, at least the orange uniform will match her hair! View Slideshow: 17 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan

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Dave Coulier: I’m In For Full House Reboot!

Posted on May 7, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you somehow missed news of the upcoming Full House reboot , the classic show is making a return in the form of a Netflix series titled Fuller House. Candance Cameron-Bure, Jodie Sweetin, and Andrea Barber will anchor the series, and their awesome Aunt Becky, Lori Loughlin , wants in as well. Now another staple of the original hit says he’s on board … “Yes, I’ll be on the Fuller House reunion,” Dave Coulier tweeted Thursday morning along with a photo of himself with director Mark Cendrowski. “And this guy, Mark Cendrowski, will be directing.” Former star John Stamos (or Uncle Jesse, if you prefer) will produce and appear in some episodes of the series, which is set to debut in 2016. Cameron-Bure, meanwhile, dished about the reboot – not a reunion , she insists – and its premise during an interview on Today this week. “We’re definitely doing Fuller House … It revolves around my character, D.J., who now has three kids but is widowed,” Bure explained. “She asks her best friend and [her younger sister] Stephanie to come help her. It’s definitely a fresh take. We’re not doing the old show.” “It’s not a reunion. It’s a spin-off show. We’re gonna start taping this summer. So my kids, I hope they’ll be on set every day until they start school!” Now 39, the actress is a mother of three teenagers! As we gear up for the reloaded version, see what the rest of the Full House cast is up to … View Slideshow: Full House Cast: Then and Now

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Taylor Swift No Longer Believes in Happy Endings

Posted on May 7, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Congratulations, critics. You’ve gone ahead and broken Taylor Swift. A couple weeks after telling Glamour that she felt publicly humiliated by all the cracks made over her dating life, Swift has opened up to Elle and admitted the fairy tale is over. “I realized there’s this idea of happily ever after, which in real life doesn’t happen,” Swift laments. “There’s no riding off into the sunset, because the camera always keeps rolling in real life.” Swift, of course, has famously romanced John Mayer, Taylor Lautner and Harry Styles, among other celebrities. She is currently getting it on with Calvin Harris , and she’s learned a lot over the years. “I have more of a grasp on the fact that when you’re in a state of infatuation and you think everything that person does is perfect, it then morphs into a real relationship when you see that that person is not in fact perfect, but you still want to see them every day.” Swift says this sort of relationship would be “beautiful,” but also “mundane at times.” View Slideshow: Taylor Swift Magazine Covers: She’s Everywhere! Taylor has been in the spotlight since she was a teenager, but has kept a rational attitude regarding fame and her empire. “I feel no need to burn down the house I built by hand. I can make additions to it. I can redecorate. But I built this,” she says. “And so I’m not going to sit there and say, ‘Oh, I wish I hadn’t had corkscrew-curly hair and worn cowboy boots and sundresses to awards shows when I was 17’…Because I made those choices. I did that. “It was part of me growing up.”

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Lindsay Lohan: Racing to NYC to Finish Community Service!

Posted on May 7, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

No sleep ’til finishing community service in Brooklyn! Lindsay Lohan is racing back to the Big Apple “immediately” to complete her court ordered hours and avoid another trip to jail, according to reports. Think she’ll be successful? With her history … View Slideshow: 17 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan According to Lindsay Lohan’s community service record, she’s finished only nine hours and 45 minutes of the remaining 125 HOURS required!! That punishment stemmed from her 2013 reckless driving conviction, and she only has until May 28 to finish the rest, an L.A. County judge ordered. “If she doesn’t complete it, then we will be asking for custody,” Melanie Skehar, a prosecutor with the Santa Monica City Attorney, said Thursday. As in police custody. Imagine that … someone in the Los Angeles actually wants Lindsay Lohan to be seen around them! Miracles do happen! “We’ll ask that she serve the remainder in jail,” Skehar added. “She’s had every chance. I honestly don’t see how she will get these hours done.” Neither do we. Lohan, 28, has been logging her time at the London-based charity Community Service Volunteers, but the agency recently moved its location. Naturally, lawyer Shawn Holley used this an excuse, whining that Lohan would have to pay $76 an hour on a driver to get there … while not working. “So this has proved to be difficult for her,” the lawyer explained in her bid to pull a rabbit out of her legal hat for LiLo for about the 1,235th time. Lohan also has been stymied by a rule that says she can’t serve more than four hours at a time at CSV, Holley said, as if her client ever would. Holley asked that the train wreck be allowed to serve longer shifts at a Brooklyn charity previously approved by the Santa Monica City Attorney. The judge agreed to the longer shifts if they’re served in Brooklyn but said the deadline for a “final status report” would remain set for May 28. “She’s had three years to take care of this. If it’s not done by May 28, there will be consequences,” Judge Mark A. Young told Holley in court . In other words … 115 hours and 15 minutes to go, and under three weeks to get ‘er done. We see another Lindsay Lohan mug shot in our future. View Slideshow: 13 Disney Stars Gone Wild

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Lindsay Lohan Lives the Fit Life of the Day

Posted on April 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When Lindsay Lohan turns to instagram to post gym selfies…you know that everything on the internet may be some kind of elaborate lie…lies fucking everywhere…because Lindsay Lohan is not a representative of healthy living, she’s practically dead and her idea of a workout is her heart rate increasing from being malnourished and high on coke and some uppers…but I guess in turning over a new leaf, a red pubic hair leaf…she figures she can trick us, and more importantly the casting director’s that her life is on track, she’s focused, and she’s in the best shape of her life…so that they hire her…but I’m not buying into this…and I believe all the lies Lohan tells me, but that’s just because she still turns me on. The post Lindsay Lohan Lives the Fit Life of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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