Rough….Little kid gets tangled into a Kite…Falls to his Death Cop in the Handicapped Spot Cat Owner – Gets Instant Karma Street Dance in India of the Day Girl and her Brother Get Attacked by Some Girl named Nook who Has Twerk Videos online Man In Parking Structure Takes an Explosive Shit Wife Catches Husband and His Mistress at the Toll Booth Prostitute Beating Up Dude Who Didn’t Pay The post Cops Taze Naked Man in the Dick and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lindsay Lohan posted a picture of her in a robe, which I guess is more strategic than posting a video of her having one of her bi-polar because she was robbed of her youth, coddled and an “addict” episodes, at least when it comes to trying to get back into the scene, working again…even though the majority of her 20s have been one giant vacation…I don’t even remember the last movie she was in, but it was probably almost a decade ago, which makes me wonder what is wrong with people, if I made movies, I would only cast Lohan…she’s probably very affordable, willing to work with anyone, even if she’s a nightmare on site, just write that into the storyline… The fact is that she’s still and always will be Lindsay Lohan, whether the new generation remember her or she’s just like a child star of your parent’s generation who they recognize and you think they are crazy for recognizing or not…She’s still Lindsay Lohan… What I am getting at is that she’s better than this…robe pics…I mean…if you’re life has become selfies because no one cares, at least put some spread ass into the mix… I think all she needs is a good scandal like that Teen Mom, who is actually more famous than Lohan…to get her back on the map with an MTV show…But these Robe pics, are fucking depressing…desperate…and not nearly naked enough…I mean when a bitch you’re fucking busts out the robe, things just got a little too comfortable…and you may want to shop on tinder or the mail order bride site for a new one… The post Lindsay Lohan Bath Robe Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lindsay Lohan shared this Instagram picture on Wednesday – which fans immediately slammed as being Photoshopped. On Wednesday, Lindsay Lohan was blasted by her fans after posting what appeared to be a digitally altered image of the herself, as she flashed her suspiciously slim thighs. In the image, the 28-year-old actress – who was criticized for altering her waistline in another Instagram selfie back in January – is seen showing off her trim legs and sculpted behind. “My feet look red lo
When you think about it, Lindsay Lohan and Kris Jenner have a lot in common. They’re both famous for no real reason, and the general public can’t seem to turn away from their lives, despite the fact that no one really likes either of them. So maybe LiLo and Kris got together in Paris last week so that they could try and figure out why anybody gives a crap about them. Or maybe they just got loaded and talked about how awesome they are. Yeah, probably the latter. That’s Linds, Kris, and someone who appears to be a drag queen inspired by blonde Kim Kardashian . Like the rest of the celebrity world, they were all in Paris for Fashion Week, and it seems Linds and Kris are closer than any of us realized. Lohan posted the above pic to Instagram with a caption reading, “Family time.” Yes, Lindsay Lohan considers herself a Kardashian. Let that sink in, and then try to find the will to go on living. It’s a fun challenge! Lindsay was almost imprisoned last month for failing to complete 125 hours of court-ordered community service, so maybe someone told her hanging out with Kris Jenner qualifies? It’s an understandable mistake. We’ve all felt pity for Kris while watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians, but unfortunately for Linds, there’s only one charity case in this pic, and her name starts with “L” and ends with “-indsay Lohan.” 19 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan 1. Lindsay Lohan: Teeth View Photo This is not exactly Lindsay Lohan at her best. Then again, when was the last time we saw Lindsay Lohan at her best? 2. Lindsay Lohan: Gun Show View Photo Linds did a photo shoot and posed while pointing a gun at her mouth. Nice! 3. Lindsay Lohan: Knife Fight View Photo The infamous Lindsay Lohan-Vanessa Minnillo knife pic. What a classic moment. These two clearly wanna make out and maybe stab each other. 4. Lindsay Lohan Through the Years View Photo This about says it all. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Lindsay Lohan Mugshots View Photo Lindsay’s 2010 mugshot is a classic. So is the 2011 one, and the 2012 one, and …. 6. Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine View Photo It’s not good for you. 7. Lindsay Lohan: Bloody Soaked View Photo Tyler Shields photographed Linds all covered in blood. What is it with this girl and knives? 8. Lindsay Lohan: Lip Service View Photo Lindsay’s lips were looking a tad too pouty. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Lindsay Lohan: Court Style View Photo For one of her court appearances, Lindsay’s makeup was a bit out of control. 10. Lindsay Lohan: Train Wreck View Photo Worth a thousand words. 11. Lindsay Lohan: Gettin’ Freaky View Photo Lindsay lets out a scream with her pal Freddy Kruger. 12. Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine Nose? View Photo Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn’t be surprised. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Lindsay Lohan: Threesome View Photo Lindsay took a sexy shot with two friends. Threesome? We wouldn’t put it past her… 14. Lindsay Lohan: Smashed View Photo Oh, how could we forget this infamous photo of Linds passed out in a car? 15. Lindsay Lohan: Wasted! View Photo Seriously. How wasted can one human being be? In court no less?! 16. Lindsay Lohan: Strike A Pose? View Photo Lindsay tried to strike a sultry pose but ended up looking unrecognizable. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Lindsay Lohan: Ankle Monitor Bikini Shot View Photo Lindsay Lohan’s ankle monitor makes for a really hot accessory. 18. Lindsay Lohan: Wardrobe Malfunction View Photo Lindsay had a bit of a wacky wardrobe malfunction moment while shooting Liz & Dick. 19. Lindsay Lohan Side Boob Photo View Photo Lindsay Lohan flashes some side boob in Ibiza. The sad part is, she probably still thinks she looks really good. The End. Up Next: ” 19 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
I don’t think Demi Lovato is hot. I do think her selfie, POV, crotch shot, despite her bikini bottoms looking a little like a diaper, and her body looking a little like a pile of shit, has potential..but only because I can tell that she’s the kind of girl who knows to crop out her face, so no one can be 100 percent sure it is her, and that kind of girl…is one who takes nudes…she’s just more into showing the world her “bikini” from an angle where she looks good, proportionate and not fat….some of the perkiest tits and flattest stomachs happen when a girl is laying on her back…I guess a lot of rapes do too… That said, I think she dates Wilmer Valderamma, the Lohan Virginity killer, so we can assume she’s a dirty fucking girl who knows how to get down…with him and probably other girls…as all these rich powerhouses are fucked…especially when it comes to how they fuck… The post Demi Lovato’s Tanning in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you’re not familiar with Riff Raff, just imagine if someone threw Kesha in a blender with the worst ’80s neon fashion and then poured that toxic concoction into one of Lil Jon’s bejeweled pimp goblets. He’s a rapper (and apparently an aspiring pro wrestler) but Riff is best known for briefly dating Katy Perry and just generally being a ridiculous human being. Mr. Raff famously bid farewell to his epic coke and booze habits recently in hopes of bulking up for his WWE debut. Fortunately, his new life of (relative) sobriety hasn’t made him any less of a blinged-out human acid trip, as you can see in the video below: Riff Raff Diet Plan “I don’t wanna be lil something. I don’t want to be such-and-such a lil la, la, la. A little hokey-dokey, a little shungy-lungy” Riff begins in what appears to be some sort of language that twins teach other. He goes on to detail the diet that’s allowed him to pack on 30 pounds in just one month. Prepare to feel much less guilty about that order of wings you wolfed down for lunch: “I eat hamburgers, a lot of seafood, lobster, pizza…You ever have buttermilk ranch sauce over ice? In a cup and then you drink it? You should try it some time.” “Some people eat all healthy. I don’t wanna hear that sh-t…Some people want to eat chicken breasts and rice. I flat-out can’t because it tastes too much not nice.” Vice conducted a follow-up interview with Riff after this video was filmed. It seems he’s gained another 15 pounds, he’s training with Hulk Hogan, and he’s just as committed to his strict health regimen: “I EAT A LOT OF FIVE GUYS BURGERS AND FRIES 4 TIMES A DAY SUMTIMES,” says the man also known as Jody Highroller for some reason. Sounds like a solid plan to us. Hopefully, his tour rider includes a defibrillator these days. 15 Best You Did Not Eat That Instagram Posts 1. Kourtney Kardashian vs. That Fried Thing on a Fork Kourtney Kardashian IS pregnant, so MAYBE she ate that fried thing on a fork. But probably not.
Lindsay Lohan is no stranger to trouble, but she may be in deeper than usual this time. We learned yesterday that Lohan is scrambling to complete her community service in order to avoid being locked up. She reportedly has until Wednesday to finish 15 hours of service that were supposed to have been completed by November. The slap on the wrist sentence stems from a 2012 car accident in which Lindsay slammed into an 18-wheeler with no explanation. Now, Radar Online is reporting that Lindsay may find herself locked up if she doesn’t figure out a way to complete her service hours today, as the prosecutor in her case is reportedly recommending jail time for the troubled actress. “She deserves to go to jail for the complete lack of respect she shows the system,” a source close to the case tells Radar. The court is said to be especially irritated by the fact that Lindsay has spent the past week carousing in Europe, rather than serving her hours. “Of course she was partying in Paris. That is her life,” says the insider. Lindsay contracted an untreatable virus known as Chinkungunya during a recent vacation and she’s been using that as an excuse, but the court is reportedly not buying it. Lindsay is not actually required to be in court tomorrow, but she may show up to plead her case. If she doesn’t, it’s likely that a warrant will be issued for her arrest. Lindsay Lohan Partying Photos 1. Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine Nose? Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn’t be surprised.
Lindsay Lohan hasn’t acted in a movie that anyone actually cared about in over a decade. Fortunately, that’s freed her up to focus on her real talents – guzzling booze and getting naked for money! All this week, she’s been honing both of her skills like they’re going out of style (and given how rapidly she’s aging, they might be). First, Lindsay got hammered with her 20-year-old sister in London, and now she’s bringing sexy back to the holiday season with the help of a Mr. Rogers-style cardigan: Lindsay Lohan: Topless For Love Magazine! Yes, it’s the latest installment in Love magazine’s series of weird, sexy “advent calendar” videos. You may remember it as the series that previously brought us such memorable images as Kendall Jenner getting spanked by Santa . But even that disturbing scene makes more sense than Lindsay writhing around in your grandfather’s sweater like she’s trying to scrape some spilled coke from the pockets. Look, we get it. Lindsay Lohan gets naked for attention , and this is really nothing new. The problem is, it seems like every time she does this, she expects a massive response from the Internet. You’d think someone who does so many drugs would understand that you can’t do the same thing over and over and get the same effect. At this point, in order to achieve the same impact as the Lindsay’s Playboy photos , she would have to stand behind an x-ray machine and juggle chainsaws, or something. Lindsay Lohan Partying Photos 1. Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine Nose? Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn’t be surprised.
Lindsay Lohan has been on a rare hot streak lately, but even though her career is better than its been since the days when Gretchen Wieners was trying to make “fetch” happen, LiLo still finds time to post sad, saggy selfies on Instagram. Last week, Lindsay posted a topless pic while backstage at her London play. Yes, she took off her clothes for a selfie while at her place of employment. Almost too classy. But hey, she must have gotten a positive response, because here she is backstage and semi-nude again. And this time she has guests! Now, the last one might have been spur of the moment, and in Lindsay’s famous champagne and underwear selfie …well, she was clearly hammered. But this one is different. This one is clearly planned: Come on, she’s wearing a freaking hat! And it matches her bra! Granted, it’s less weird and desperate than the time Lindsay Photoshopped herself into a charity photo , but it’s still pretty strange. We thought that experiencing a bit of career success might lead to fewer “Look at me!” selfies from Linds, but they’ve only gotten more frequent. Can someone on the set please give her a hug or a pile of cocaine or whatever it is she needs to feel okay about herself? 17 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan 1. Lindsay Lohan: Teeth This is not exactly Lindsay Lohan at her best. Then again, when was the last time we saw Lindsay Lohan at her best?
Leave nippy’s spirit out of your shenanigans, ma’am… Lindsay Lohan Lies About Handling Whitney Houston’s Body Bag Lindsay Lohan is known for pulling a stunt or two, but this one is one of her more extreme. Via TMZ : Lindsay Lohan is lying when she says she had to roll Whitney Houston’s body bag at the L.A. County Morgue … because Whitney was never in a body bag. An official from the Coroner’s Office tells TMZ … Whitney was NEVER in a body bag and no one in the probation program came in contact with Whitney’s body. Lindsay — who was ordered by a judge to spend time at the morgue to teach her a lesson about drinking and driving — claimed in an interview she was singled out to roll Whitney’s body bag. Whitney died on Saturday, Feb 11, 2012. The autopsy was performed the next day and her body was gone by morning. No one from any court-ordered probation program came in contact with the body … according to the Coroner’s official. The official says Whitney was wrapped in plastic with a sheet cover the entire time she was at the morgue. In fact, she was taken out in plastic — not a body bag — from the hotel where she died. Doesn’t she have a rehab facility to be in or something? As many pills, powders, and potions as this girl is on and off, she probably really convinced herself she handled Whitney’s body bag. SMH.
