I’ve never heard of Wonderland Magazine before, I think they’re British, but anybody who can get Lindsay Lohan looking this hot again after all the disappointing pictures we’ve been getting of her recently deserves some serious credit. Anybody know if there’s a way I can subscribe, but just get this same issue delivered to me every month?
It’s difficult to keep track of Lindsay Lohan’s many, many brushes with the law, but you may recall that back in 2011, she was forced to serve court-ordered community service in the LA County Morgue after being found guilty of shoplifting. Lindsay talked about working at the morgue in her latest interview, and even though at the time at the time she was serving her sentence she described the experience as “humbling” and “amazing,” she’s now singing a different tune: Recently, Linds sat down with London’s Telegraph to promote her upcoming West End play Speed the Plow , but naturally she just ended up whining about how hard it is to be Lindsay Lohan. After – according to the interviewer – showing up late and reeking of booze (of course), Linds launched into one of her signature gripe sessions, this time weirdly focusing on the 120 hours of community service she completed almost three years ago. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Photos 1. Lindsay Lohan Drunk In London Lindsay looking rouch in London. Think she’s been partying too hard? Not surprisingly, she claims her time at the morgue was pretty dark. But hey, at least she got to meet famous people! “F-cked up and inappropriate,” Lindsay said when asked about her stint as a toe-tagger. “A lot of other people were meant to do it and they were like, ‘No they can’t handle it. Lohan can.'” “It’s different for me than it would be for other people – like, no one would really have to work at the morgue in LA and have to roll a body bag for Whitney Houston.” Okay – aside from the fact that up to 20 people a day serve community service at the LA County Morgue, officials at the facility say that unpaid workers never have any contact with the bodies. So, it looks like Lindsay is squeezing multiple lies into single sentences these days. She’s getting better with age, like the Lebron of insane junkie behavior. Again, when she wrapped up her time at the morgue she described it as a transformative experience that made her think twice about her life-threatening habits, but clearly the effect wore off. Lohan is now claiming that it’s, like, totally unfair she got had to serve the same slap on the wrist as millions of other people. Better yet, Lindsay is back to stealing ! Maybe if she had actually crossed paths with the body of a once-beloved star who self-destructed in the most tragic fashion imaginable, then the experience would’ve stuck with her a bit more. Lindsay Lohan Partying Photos 1. Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine Nose? Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn’t be surprised.
Lindsay Lohan’s old face having red lipstick applied to her gutter mouth that has had so much contact with random genitals…is porn to at least one person, and that person happens to be me… I am a huge Lohan fan, watching her fade into obscurity has brought me great joy, I am just waiting until she really hits rock bottom and I can find her on some street corner and nurture her back to average at best actor who could win the Oscar for her roll in anything that involves her struggling, because the Oscars are a fucking scam and celebrate talentless hacks yearly..and Lohan…is no hack…she is the real fucking deal…and I may or may not be in love.
Lindsay Lohan posted this selfie where she’s in some weird bra like top, hopefully with more support than her recent bikini top, that showcased how the elasticity in her skin, due to malnourishment and a possible terminal illness or just heroin addiction, can barely support the weight of her implants, thanks to there being no fat left to hold them in place…just a distended stomach that Lohan is hiding because she doesn’t want pregnancy rumours circulating, even though anyone with a brain would assume that Lohan hasn’t had her period in a few years due to the whole dying thing… The sick thing in all this is that I still think she’s hot…and I wish this was the opening scene to the sex tape.
You guys know that I’m pretty much powerless when it comes to C-list booties in tight jeans, so here’s Basketball Wives LA star Draya Michele at the store picking up the key ingredient for any reality TV show: a couple bottles of wine. I wonder if she gets to write that off as a business expense. And speaking of which, I’m going to need to go out and buy a new pair of sweatpants after the pants fire Draya just gave me here. Anybody know if I could write that off too? » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Yikes. So much for hoping that Lindsay Lohan was finally starting to turn things around, or her having some of the best sideboob in the business . Because these pictures of her in Ibiza kind of put an end to both those arguments. Unfortunately, it looks like those freckled funbags of Lindsay’s are heading in the same direction as her career these days, and both are going south fast. I mean, I still hope she can get back to where she used to be, but it’s going to take a lot of hard work and dedication. I’m talking about her funbags, just to be clear. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
In case you were too busy doing literally anything else, it was the 2014 ESPY Awards last night, which I normally wouldn’t care about, at least not until they finally take me up on my suggestion to add a Best Bikini Yoga category. But I’m willing to make an exception this year, considering SI hottie Chrissy Teigen showed up dropping an MVP-worthy amount of cleavage. And now I’m just wishing they’d invited me too so I could’ve had a chance to see this show of hers in person. I mean, c’mon, I’m extremely athletic for a blogger. Yesterday, I did half a sit-up. » view all 22 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Sorry in advance for the quality on some of these, I guess the pap on the Lindsay Lohan bikini beat hasn’t been busy enough lately to be able to afford a new zoom lens. But according to my sources at least, these shots are of Lindsay hanging out on a yacht with some mystery dude in Italy. Huh, I guess she decided to try to make some extra money while she was there. Good for her. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading →
Since I just can’t seem to quit these freckled funbags, here’s Lindsay Lohan picking up some award at a gala dinner for some Italian film festival I’ve never heard of before for her “contribution to cinema,” according to my sources. Huh, maybe she’s got a sex tape coming out or something that we don’t know about. Either that or they figured presenting her with a statue was the best way to actually get Lindsay and that famous cleavage of hers to show up for dinner. Which actually isn’t such a bad idea. I should try that! Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →