Gay marriage? Health care subsidies? The 2016 Presidential Election? Please. President Barack Obama has a far more important subject to debate: the mere suggestion that one ought to put peas in one’s guacamole. The New York Times published an article on Wednesday, July 1 that dared to make this recommendation, as the venerable newspaper Tweeted along with the photo posted above: Add green peas to your guacamole. Trust us. The accompanying piece argued that including peas with this chip-themed delicacy adds an “intense sweetness and a chunky texture to the dip.” But a certain Commander-in-Chief strongly disagrees. “Respect the nyt, but not buying peas in guac,” Obama tweeted. “Onions, garlic, hot peppers. Classic.” As you might expect, the President’s own list of essentials sparked their own bit of online outrage, but let’s save his guacamole recipe for another time. Now, we simply want to know your take on this escalating situation: peas in guacamole? Yay or nay?!?
In case you're stumped for inspiration (or just laughs) this graduation season, here are 25 all-time classic yearbook quotes to live by. Seriously, these are sure to make you pause and reflect at this crossroads of life … or give you, and your classmates, the giggles. 1. Abraham Lincoln Said WHAT? He also said “don’t believe everything you read on the Internet.” 2. Aspire to Greatness If Paris Hilton is the person you turn to for advice, you’re doing it wrong. 3. Sibling Rivalry These two probably kept their parents and teachers on their toes. 4. Even MORE Sibling Rivalry When you’re stuck next to someone in the yearbook (and life) for eternity, you might as well make the best of it. 5. Star Wars Oh, Chewie! We know you were just asking to go pee. 6. Cooler Online Aren’t we all, Emily? Aren’t we all. View Slideshow
It may never get cuter than a little girl explaining to her mother why there's a cow on their porch . On that, we can all pretty much agree. But the two-year old featured in this video is giving that young lady a run for her precious money. The footage features a little girl absolutely BELTING OUT the lyrics to Bon Jovi's classic ballad, “Wanted Dead or Alive.” Does she know every word? No. Does she know most of the words? No. Does it matter? Heck no! This almost makes that video of a baby meeting his mom's twin for the first time seem lame by comparison. ( Almost , that is.)
Prior to tipping off against the Cleveland Cavaliers in Game One of the NBA Finals Thursday night, Steph Curry had a chance to prove that he’s an MVP off the court as well as on. By reading a mean Tweet about himself! Indeed, Jimmy Kimmel Live kicked off its first Game Night edition an hour before the Warriors took on the Cavs in Oakland last night, with Curry and a number of other NBA stars joining in the Twitter-based tradition of self-deprecation Kimmel started many years ago. “People say LeBron flops, have you ever seen this little French woman named Tony Parker,” Tony Parker read aloud, while Magic Johnson quoted someone else about himself with: “I’m convinced Magic Johnson has approximately 73 teeth in his mouth.” Check out Version One and Version Two of NBA players reading mean Tweets about themselves and then feast your eyes on Version Three above.
The sight of Ivan Drago informing you that it’s your turn to be broken would be enough to make anyone lose control of their bladder, but apparently on a recent flight, Dolph Lundgren didn’t even have to utter his famous line from Rocky IV in order to open Matthew Pritchard’s floodgates. That’s Pritchard on the right, moments before he got naked and began running up and down the aisles (seriously) during a flight on which Lundgren was also a passenger. Apparently, Pritchard hosts a prank show called Dirty Sanchez (again, seriously) on MTV UK, but his latest antics were not part of the British version of Punk’d, but were instead the result of a good old fashioned booze and Xanax fueled freakout. “I took a Xanax, which is a sedative that knocks you out, to put me to sleep on the flight,” Pritchard tells the Daily Mail. “I didn’t realise you’re not supposed to mix them with alcohol. I had a lot of alcohol and blacked out.” As you can see, the situation deteriorated rapidly: “I started running up and down the flight naked. And proceeded to pee on Dolph Lundgren’s feet,” Pritchard says, adding that the 6’5″ action star was “none too pleased” but eventually shook his hand and told him “not to worry about it.” Wow. We would’ve imagined the situation ending more along the lines of Pritchard being tossed from the emergency exit with a triumphant Lundgren muttering, “If he dies, he dies,” before returning to his seat and coolly falling asleep with a neck pillow and eye mask. Guess Dolph is a lot more forgiving (albeit, somewhat less cool) than we thought. View Slideshow: 33 Drunk People Who Will Make You Glad You’re Not Them
Kim Richards has taken the first step on a hopeful path to recovery: The reality star has admitted she needs professional assistance. According to TMZ insiders, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star – who was arrested for drunken behavior on April 16 – has checked into a Malibu rehab facility. Richards allegedly had way too much to drink at a lunch in the Beverly Hills Hotel… locked herself in the bathroom… and then kicked a police officer after being taken into custody. She was booked and charged with trespassing, resisting arrest, public intoxication, and battery. The issue of Kim’s sobriety was a issue of contention for cast members and for anyone who chose to watch to watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online . Richards swore throughout the season that she was sober, but fights broke out with Lisa Rinna and sister Kyle over the validity of this statement. Since her embarrassing arrest, the rumor mill has been churning over whether or not Kim Richards will return next year to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. One report said Richard had to attend rehab if there were any chance for her to continue on Bravo, which may explain why TMZ writes Kim will remain at this facility “for as long as it takes.” We hope she gets better. View Slideshow: 17 Reality Stars Who Need to Check into Rehab
Republicans have been saying for years that Barack Obama has no business being President. And the Commander-in-Chief sort of proved them right last night… because he clearly should be a stand-up comedian instead! As he proved at the 2013 White House Correspondents Dinner and 2014 White House Correspondents Dinner , Obama can deliver a line with the best of them, taking aim at this year’s light-hearted event at such targets as: CNN. MSNBC. Donald Trump. The belief that he’s Muslim. Indiana’s religious freedom act. John Boehner Dick Cheney. And a whole lot more! Check out the following photo and quote gallery to relive Obama’s best zingers, including his new DGAF attitude and his unique take on a “Bucket List.” View Slideshow: Barack Obama at 2015 White House Correspondents Dinner
We’ve posted our fair share of father-daughter moments here at The Hollywood Gossip. Remember when that man and his child danced around the Shake It Off ? Or when a different pair lip-synced to Iggy Azaela ? But the following video now comprises our favorite ever moment between a dad and his little girl. Young Girl Goes Off On Kim Kardashian It features the former learning that her parent’s celebrity crush is Kim Kardashian… and then going on to crush him over it. “If I were a man, I would not pick Kim Kardashian to be my celebrity crush. You wanna know why? I’ll tell you why!” she exclaims, adding: “The only reason why she’s famous is because of her plastic surgery.” Well, because of the Kim Kardashian sex tape . But go on… “Excuse me!” she continues, now addressing the reality star herself. “Every single photo shoot you go to, you don’t got clothes on!” It’s sad, but mostly true. And this is the really sad thing: someday, North West will be the one to run a simple Google search and come to this same realization about her mother. We shudder to think of the therapy bills that will result from that discovery. 29 Really Dumb Kardashian Quotes 1. Kim, After Suffering a Mishap While Pregnant… View Photo If labor’s worse than this, I’ll hang myself. I’ll literally take a knife and slit my throat. 2. Khloe, on Playing Golf… View Photo I could maybe hit it better if they were black balls. (Editor’s Note: This is the best quote in the history of ever.) 3. An Unexpected Connection… View Photo I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal. – Kim Kardashian 4. Kim, on Voting for Obama… View Photo He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Kim, on Going Under the Knife… View Photo I’ll have surgery at some point. I’ll do my boobs for sure. I’ll never do my butt. I mean, how would you sit down? 6. Kim, on Neutering her Dog… I don’t like big balls on a dog. 7. Worst. Thing. EVER. View Photo I hate when women wear the wrong foundation color. It might be the worst thing on the planet when they wear their makeup too light. – Kim Kardashian 8. Kim, on Treating Herself… View Photo I buy myself a gift every year, so this year I bought everything I wanted. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Kim to Khloe, During Hair Remove Process… View Photo You have a better looking vagina than I thought. 10. Kim, on Britney Spears… View Photo She said she loves me and she loves my butt and how she wants to be my lesbian lover. I mean, what do you say to that other than ‘No thanks?’ Actually, maybe I would do it for a million bucks. 11. Khloe, Following a Near Nip-Slip on The X Factor… View Photo I have a nipple obsession and personally love when women show their nipples; perhaps I was a member of a nudist colony in my last life. 12. Khloe, Giving Underwear Advice… View Photo Droopy balls? Buy briefs! A bra for your balls! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Khloe, Just Being Angry… View Photo F-ck me with a dildo if that’s what you think! 14. Khloe, to Kris Humphries… View Photo Do you know why I call you Frankie? Because you remind me of a glimpse of Frankenstein. 15. Khloe, on Her Mother’s New Hairdo… View Photo Your hair is, like, shorter than a vagina’s bush. 16. Khloe, Just Being… Honest? View Photo I’m Khloe. My sisters say I am a bitch. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Khloe, on Reggie Bush and Kim… View Photo I mean, I love the Bush and the Tush. Seriously, the Bush and the Tush, that was, like, iconic for me, I loved them. You can’t do much better than that. 18. Khloe, on Playing Parent… View Photo A lot of adults don’t think it’s their place to interfere with kids. I interfere all the time. 19. Khloe, Sounding Like Brick Tamland… View Photo Don’t go into the ocean while on your period because a shark is going to attack you. 20. Kris, on Her Best Friends… View Photo A girl never knows when she might need a couple of diamonds at ten in the morning. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Kris, Being Gross… View Photo Honey, anytime there’s balls involved, it’s my kind of game. 22. Kourtney, on Putting a Picke Up Her Butt… View Photo Have you ever put food up your ass? A pickle would be good. 23. Kourtney, on REALLY Loving Motherhood… View Photo I remember one day I was kissing Mason and he spit up in my mouth, and I loved it. 24. Kourtney, on Photographer Ashley Paige… View Photo I’m ready to shove a taco up her ass. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Kourtney, on Being Ravenous… View Photo I’m such a bitch when I’m hungry. Like, stone cold biatch. 26. Scott Disick, on Himself… View Photo When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good looking guy, you think of me. 27. Scott Disick, Still on Himself… View Photo All the haters are just jealous, so they’re trying to bring me down. I’m young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I’m a role model – I’m the American dream! 28. Scott Disick, on… Guess Who? View Photo I’m like a Lord of something. I just don’t know what. I’m trying to figure it out … Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Kim, on Being Pregnant… View Photo I was waiting for this amazing experience where I could just do whatever I want, eat whatever I want, feel great… and it just hasn’t been that way. The End. Up Next: ” 29 Really Dumb Kardashian Quotes .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Okay, that headline might require some explanation. It seems Nicki Minaj was performing in Belfast last night, and she brought a young super fan named Donny on stage. Donny was so excited to meet his favorite rapper that he broke down in tears. It seems there was only one thing that could dry Donny’s tears, and it’s the same thing that will bring him comfort for the rest of his days. Yes, we’re talking about an impossibly ginormous rack: Nicki Minaj Consoles Fan With Boobs Apparently, Nicki Minaj’s boobs have powers that transcend age. In fact, Nicki captioned the above Instagram video with a touching tribute to “dem thangz.” “Get your life from the little boy in this video,” quoth Nicki. “Look at how he stopped crying when he laid his head on dem thangz. They have real power beaming out of them that can cure the sick.” Wow. If her boobs can do all that, what is Nicki’s famous butt capable of? Actually, it’s probably better if you don’t answer that question. Nicki is dating Meek Mill these days, but maybe by the time Donny is all grown up and legal, she’ll be single again. We imagine “I was the guy who cried on your boobs ten years ago!” is a pretty effective pick-up line. 19 Nicki Minaj Fun Facts! 1. Nicki Has One Tattoo View Photo It says “God is always with you” in Chinese. Nicki says she regrets it and has thought aboutn having it removed. 2. She Wanted to Kill Her Father View Photo Nicki has described her dad as an abusive drug addict who often stole from her mother to support his habit. She says that as a child, she often thought about killing him. 3. According to Forbes, Nicki is the Undisputed Queen View Photo Nicki is the only female artist to ever make the finance mag’s list of “Hip Hop Cash Kings.” She appeared on the list in 2013 and again in 2014. 4. She Hates the Name “Nicki Minaj” View Photo Born Onnika Miraj, Nicki reluctantly accepted a stagename chosen by one of her producers. She’s says it’s now too late to change it. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. She Has Several Alter-Egos View Photo Nicki’s best known alternate personality is the grittier Roman Zolanski. However, she says she’s been in the habit of adopting alter-egos since she was a child. Her first was named Cookie and served as a mechanism to help her cope with her abusive upbringing. 6. She Studied Acting in High School View Photo Nicki applied for LaGuardia High School’s music programming, but the admissions board felt her singing wasn’t up to snuff. She applied for the school’s acting program and was accepted. 7. Nicki Takes the Blame For the Lil Kim Beef View Photo Nicki says she shouldn’t have adopted the “hardcore squat” pose made famous by Lil Kim. Photos of Nicki posed like Kim were meant as an homage, but ended setting off a feud that’s still raging on. 8. She’s the First Female Rapper to Perform at Yankee Stadium View Photo Nicki took the honor when she hit the stage for a guest appearance at a JayZ/Eminem concert last year. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Nicki Credits her Feminist Beliefs to Her Mother View Photo Nicki says she remains a stronf believer in “female empowerment” as a result of witnessing her mother’s struggles when she was still a child. 10. She Was a Bookworm as a Kid View Photo Nicki says she was inspired to succeed by the books she read as a child. “In all the books I read that had big houses and all this nice stuff,” she said in a recent interview. 11. She’s Newly Single View Photo Nicki broke off her engagement with Safaree Samuels last month. They dated on and off for over a decade. 12. Nicki’s Cousin Nicholas Was Shot and Killed in 2011 View Photo Nicki has said Nicholas was as close to her as her own siblings. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. She’s Not Easily Star Struck View Photo Nicki has said the only celebs who could render her speechless are Meryl Streep and Judge Judy. Seriously. 14. She Worked as Waitress at Red Lobster Before Hitting It Big View Photo Hey, everyone’s gotta start somewhere. 15. She’s No Fan of Iggy Azalea View Photo Nicki’s learned to make nice with Iggy-Igs, but she’s still not a fan. She refuses to talk about their feud in interviews and has asked her staff to ensure Iggy’s music isn’t played in her presence. 16. She Didn’t Enjoy Her Time at American Idol View Photo We’re sure it was better than Red Lobster, but she’s based the show as co-host Mariah Carey. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Nicki’s Had Plastic Surgery View Photo She hasn’t confirmed or denied that she’s had butt implants, but Nicki has admitted to having work done on her face. 18. She Was Born in Trinidad and Tobago View Photo Nicki’s family moved to Queens when she was 5 years old. 19. She Credits Lil Wayne With Kickstarting Her Career View Photo Nicki got her big break from appearing on several of Wayne’s mix tapes. She’s referred to herself as “the female Weezy.” The End. Up Next: ” 19 Nicki Minaj Fun Facts! .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Pac-Man and Google Maps, arguably the two greatest inventions in the history of technology, have joined forces this April Fool’s Day, because obviously. What does this mean? That you can play Pac-Man along any Google Maps route in the world! There may literally be no better way to waste time online … It’s already April Fool’s Day in some parts of the world, so Google got an early jump on the April 1 festivities, which are as awesome as they sound. When you dial up Google Maps ‘ standard birds-eye view over where you are, you will now see the Pac-Man icon, familiar from the vintage arcade game. Once you hit that Pac-Man button, the entire screen turns into a maze of dark roads, with cartoonish but dangerous ghosts trying to eat you for lunch. All the while, you’re just a little yellow fellow trying to get where you’re going while gobbling up as many white blobs of energy (points?) as you can. Makes for an interesting way to re-imagine your morning commute, no? You don’t have to stick to where you are in the world, either. This fun feature can be experienced anywhere Google Maps will take you (sorry, Pyongyang). Can you identify the Pac-Man global boards below? Take a look! Google Maps Goes Pac-Man: Where in the World … 1. Pac-Man on Google Maps … Where in the world is this Pac-Man board a simulation of? 2. Times Square! Interestingly, some of the characters there are even more unsavory than the ghosts in Pac-Man. 3. Pac-Man Goes Abroad to … Where is Pac-Man trying to evade ghosts trying to devour him here? 4. The Eiffel Tower! In Paris, France, of course! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Pac-Man’s Big Google Maps Adventure in … Where is Pac-Man now? Can you guess? 6. London, England! Did you recognize it from the narrow, jumbled mess of streets that are impossible to navigate if you’re not from there 7. Pac-Man Goes South How far south? 8. The Sydney Opera House! Yup, you can even race away from the aliens in the land Down Under. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Up Next: ” Google Maps Goes Pac-Man: Where in the World … .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
